King Stannis editionPrevious: >>222632915
a threesome with Alicent and Rhaenyra (watching them have sex)
>BRRAAAAAAAPPP
why greens and blacks fight when they could rule together
>>222642383why was the witch messing with Deamon during his stay at Harrenhal
Daeron is icsh
STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>222642424why there so many scat scenes in these shows
Erm why did Dany do thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/5czu7klasq6lw4th.mp4
how old was Melisandre's pussy when she rode the Stannis
It's sad that Emilia Clarke has decided that her genes will not pass on.
>1. Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen - 1:55:37>2. Prince Daemon Targaryen - 1:18:07>3. Queen Alicent Hightower - 49:27>4. Prince Aemond Targaryen - 35:26>5. Lord Ormund Hightower - 32:43>6. King Aegon II Targaryen - 29:09>7. Ser Gwayne Hightower - 27:00>8. Ser Alyn of Hull - 25:36>9. Queen Helaena Targaryen - 25:08>10. Prince Daeron Targaryen - 22:11>11. Lord Corlys Velaryon - 21:42>12. Mysaria - 21:33>13. Lord Larys Strong - 20:48>14. Alys Rivers - 19:53>15. Ser Ulf White - 18:24>16. Ser Criston Cole - 17:45>17. Lady Baela Targaryen - 15:29>18. Lady Rhaena Targaryen - 15:14>19. Ser Luthor Largent - 13:27>20. Ser Hugh Hammer - 11:30>21. Ser Tyland Lannister - 11:23>22. Grand Maester Orwyle - 10:43>24. Ser Jon Roxton - 09:52>25. Ser Addam of Hull - 09:40>26. Prince Jacaerys Velaryon - 09:13>31. Kat - 05:05>38. Prince Joffrey Velaryon - 03:04>39. Lord Jasper Wylde - 03:02>42. Fake Daeron Targaryen - 02:45>43. Ser Otto Hightower - 02:40S3 screentime.
>>222642636DANY NOOOOOOOO
Ned is a cuck!>Ashara: Love cares not for promises.>Ned: Nay, Lady. Love is a promise.>Ashara: Oh? And what know you of love?>Ned: Little in practice, I confess. But I know much of honor, of duty.>Ashara: You sound like my brother. There is no passion in duty. Why would your gods gift you a body that feels, if not to honor your desires? Here I am in your arms, my body against yours. Do you not feel it?—Ashara Dayne and Ned Stark, dancing together at the Harrenhal feast
>>222642636Lmao. >tfw Dany sees Jon for the first time in the books
>>222642925>I SWORE AN OATH BEGONE SKANK
>>222642960What oath this was during Harrenhall when he wanted to fuck her but found out she was fucking his brother.
>>222642912based. Our hottest queen, the one true heir, should be foremosthow do people count this?
>>222642509Poop is funny.
>>222642912>Queen Alicent Hightower - 49:27WHY
>>222643014>DANY ATE AND DANY SHAT
Man, Rhaenyra looks gorgeous pregnant with that red dress in Dragonstone.
>>222643027She's the 2nd main character and Olivia Cook is getting paid millions more than everybody else.
>>222643027hummmm sweetie queen alicent is the second main character hotd is the story of two women who desires peace their relationship is the entire reason as to why the show is successful
Do you think he regretted?
>>222643077>>222643190
It's kinda gross how the story glosses over how damaging it is to a woman's body to pop out 5-6 kids
>>222643205Beautiful.
>>222643237But girls are usually built for that stuff.
>>222642925Why is she drawn as a jeet?
>>222642925BEGONE THOT
>>222642925Damm what a hoe
>>222642925Why are they brown?
Even in fictional depictions my niggas got mad bastards.
>>222642975He didn’t want to, he was saving himself for marriage
>>222642925>Here I am in your arms, my body against yours. Do you not feel it?Why'd you stop at the best part? what did he answer?
>>222642925I don't accept for a moment that she was ever so swarthy or he was such a twink.
>>222642975does it matter the play's just a telenovela episode meant to sustain interest in a series that'll never be finishedadmittedly & although I shouldn't I thought Aerys's childish notion of pranking was pretty funny
>>222643393>"whyaye pet ah'm gettin' a raght fookin stiffy!"
>>222642383He bore the sword.
Love how both Condal and Parker shat on George. Fully deserved.
>>222642912>>1. Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen - 1:55:37Princess.
>>222642424those aren't wiping leaves so whats he holding onto them for
>>222642424how did people properly clean their asses before the invention of mass produced toilet paper? i obsessively wipe the deepest parts of my ass clean, even the slightest shitstain feels really uncomfortable. did people really walk around with some shit in their ass all the time?
>>222643493All that matters.
>>222643826Bidets.
>>222643826dragged themselves around in the grass like dogs with anal gland issues
>>222642912>Rhaenyra>Alicent>Alyn>Mysaria>Baela>Rhaena>Addam>Kat
>>222643826I think the Romans used long brushes dipped in vinegar.
>>222643873*dipped in lube
>>222643796>those aren't wiping leavesWipe your ass with the wrong sort of leaves and you'll fucking know it once the inflammation starts.
>>222643873they gave Jesus ass wipings to drink? dirty sods
>>222642925Seems more like he is realizing that she is a whore and then NWFs her
poppa bear?
>>222643237If by glosses over you mean hits you over the head with anti-natalist pro-choice propaganda then yea, it totally glosses over it.
>>222643833>3 loserstopgegggg
>>222643182This was the end for the Targaryen. Maekar and his line is filled with prophecy-crazed retards (except for Mad Lad Aerys)
>>222644189Maybe, but Baelor's line couldn't even survive a flu.
>>222644189Choosing Aenys Blackfyre would have saved them.
>>222642483would kill thousands in his name
>>222642925Dornish women. Not even once.
>>222643329Tumblr artist
>BestNorthern WomenReach WomenVale WomenCrownlands WomenRiverlands WomenIronborn WomenDornish WomenWildling WomenValyrian Women>Worst
>>222644317Would Bittersteel have launched a Blackfyre rebellion against Aenys II Targaryen?
>>222644538This is literally the wrong way round, exactly the wrong way
>>222644550Why would he?
Maegor II Targaryen should have been chosen at the great council
>>222644317Every other Blackfyre quelling was understandable but Aenys was a dornish move from Bloodraven. On the same level as killing Daeron I under a peace banner.
>>222644579Aenys was not the Blackfyre pretender
>>222644189Baelor’s grandsons if they weren’t stillborn would be >1/2 Tyroshi>1/4 Marcher>1/8 Dornish>1/8 Valyrian
>Your grace I want to not engage in anything and coom on your mom's feetHow did he do it?
>>222644711This is why bloodraven paid Valarr’s servants to secretly slip his wife moon tea whenever he got her pregnant.
John Greenwood is a fucking retard, lol. Are those videos AI?
>>222644751They are the most pseud shit imaginable it’s ridiculous
>>222644657He was son of the Black Dragon, which is close enough I guess. I doubt Bittersteel is Stannis level of autistic.
>>222644645Aegon let him off too easy. Good thing he will be forced to watch Faegon coronation from his weirwood cuckchair.
>>222644751No I’m not
>>222644565Riverlands, Ironborn, Dornish, Wildling and Valyrian women are sluts.
>>222642925The Daynes are stony Dornish. They're more Andal and First Men than Rhoynar. They're literally famous for fair skin, blonde hair and purple eyes. Lazy artist.
>>222645381Dorniggers are Dorniggers no matter if they are Dornish Brahims or Dornish Dalits
>>222642925To absolutely no one's surprise the people who think that the play is canon also think that Stony Dornish (fair and freckled) look like jeets and Northmen look like fucking siberian reindeer-shaggers.>b-but samisEvery single Sami person I've met has been blonde and blue eyed.
>>222642912dont know what happened to the numbers at the end but if you look at the bottom half (16-) Tyland absolutely steals the show relative to the amount of screen time they got. His character is memorable and the guy playing him is a great actor. I hope they expand his role in s4 like they did with Gwyane
>>222642912>1 scene, 2 minutes of screentime >one of the most impactful and well acted scenes in the seasonTruly he was the best actor on the show.
>>222645501When did you meet a Sami person?
It felt like every scene with Mysaria was 20 min long
>>222642636>Daario (Viserys forma de Tyrosh) pulls out the ancient Valyrian camcorder
>>222645581At school, twice at university and once at a party.As you see I have a extremely impressive sample size of 4.
POPPA BEAR!
Why does George write all women as sex-crazed maniacs?
>>222642424Did he give a trauma dump about a great lord raping him as a youth?
Why didn't you save her?
>>222645581Nta but every single one i met looks like a blond blue eyed inbred Finnish person.
>>222646194she was a sperg and a starfish in bed. and lets face it nobody gives a fuck about her bugs
bear poppa ...
they should change the ending so rhae wins. imagine the bookfag seething
....semoc eH
>>222646194The spikes thirsted for the blood of a BROTHEL QUEEN
>>222642912Forgot a few
>>222642912>Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen - 1:55:37.Ormundvomiting.webm
>>222643826It's a modern meme lie that people never bathed in medieval times. Of course not as comprehensive bathing as the Romans, but even poor peasants washed at least every couple of days, even if it was as simple as going down to the nearest river for a dip. So they may not be immaculately clean, but they weren't just going about covered in shit and mud always.
>>222645501>Every single Saami person I've met has been blonde and blue eyed.Yeah, this is what happens after a targeted state sponsored assimilation campaign. If you look at the 19th century photos of the Sami, they look the same as the rest of the Northern Eurasian tribes like the Nenets or Samoyed - Asian features, black hair, dark eyes. Today's Saami are just cosplaying Swedes and Finns.
>>222644711Daenerys' "I'm the blood of the dragon!" screeching in books becomes incredibly funny once you realize she's only like 4% Targ. Robert and Stannis are essentially just as Targaryen as she is.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222646804>bookfagShe canonically lost and got eaten according to GOT.
>>222643479>FRUM DA NAURFF
>>222646194mogs 'nyra hard
>>222646984!on, on, oN
Rereading the books and it really is absurd how many POVs george started adding in books 4 and 5. We didn't need THREE greyjoy POVs (asha and victarion could have easily been one character, have euron rape asha when she was younger instead of victarions wife). We didn't need multiple dornish POVs. What the fuck was he thinking?
>>222643826>>222642424In a forest setting like that they probably used what modern day hikers use who've forgotten to pack tp: Moss, and big fresh leaves from something you know for sure won't cause a rash. What Ulf is holding there is retarded.
>>222642509jews
>>222642383Why does he look like tamerlane lol
>>222647709*beats you* Dumb fucking whore, your purpose is to breed
>>222642925>Cuck>Shows no interest in her>She has to settle for his dipshit older brother so she can cuck her princess gfThe funniest thing coming out of the play is how much of a giga whore Ashara apparently is.
>>222642465Because Daemon has the influence to give her the castle.
>>222642737Remember when she fucked the Family Guy creator? I member
>Prostitute so bad at sex her gf goes mad queen and dumps her the next day JUST
>>222648731>What the fuck was he thinking?That he's bored of the main story. It's also when his favoritism towards the Dornish really kicked in.
>>222642383>bald>unlikeable>owner of a fake sword>satanic blood magic user>kinslayer>adultererlmao yeah the one "true" "king"
>>222649464According to George Dornish can only be either>Fag>Schemer>Both
>>222642509Its an allegory for the current state of GoT
>>222642636the aneurism left her mentally crippled
>>222642925>ned did not bang a beautiful whore>instead he married young and had a family of 6>he is a cuck!you are mentally cucked every time you leave the house
How come some smaller or poorer houses like Mormont, Roxton, or Corbray have Valyrian Steel blades while some of the great houses don't?
kek
>>222649878Wow and then everyone clapped
>>222649457I'll have you know that Mysaria has da poosay of da peepl. She makes a point of offering it to half-a-hundred fleebottom men every day as charity. I can not imagine Rhaenyra finding that vagina anything other than sweet and delightful.
>>222649878that happened yes
that little twat daeron
>>222649878If she's on season 4 she doesn't even know what Night King is. He should have told her Tyrion kills Tywin or smth. But this is fake anyway so who cares
>>222649878lol
>>222649878we did it reddit
>>222646162No, some fire priest diddled him like what happened to Varys.
>>222647523She's the blood of the riverscum and norf fc.
>>222650932That’s so they could substitute the magical properties of Valyrian blood with First Men blood. That’s why Bloodraven had his chosen line marry into the Daynes, Blackwoods, and Starks.
>>222642925Too dark in the mexican color grading.
>Rivermen just kept respawning armies during the DanceHow did the fishfuckers lose this ability?
>>222642925Ned is based and whoreproof.There's a reason a Tully skank turned into a tradwife just for him.
>>222651412That bitch told poor Petyr to fight to the death for her hand then married two different men, bitch is no tradwife.
Where are the heirs of Dragonstone?
>>222647523>Daenerys' "I'm the blood of the dragon!" screeching in books becomes incredibly funny once you realize she's only like 4% Targ. explain the math like I'm a secondary
the prototype coif and chainmail looked way better... it covered her neck
iirc the prince that was promised was not mentioned/a factor at all in fire and blood correct? viserys and rhaenyera were never even aware of it
>>222651676How will they traumatize Aegon III if he's a baby?
>>222651866That shit on her eyes make her look even more like a ugly hag
>>222651967They will circumcise him.
>>222651097You’d think that they would have the manpower to support this strategy after the longest summer ever recorded.
>>222651967They kinda forgot
>>222651097The fishcucks feared Ser Gregor the Good so much they dared not come back.
>Targs love using the same names again and again>Somehow only one AenarI always found this weird nobody named their children after him. If not for the fact he trusted his daughter's visions enough to pack up and leave they'd all be dead.
>>222652374They retired his name in his honor like teams do jersey numbers.
>>222652374More like, how is there only one Visenya? No one named their daughter after the best Targaryen girl of all time?
I just read that Baela was supposed to be 14 in the show and that she gave no fucks about Jace at all
>>222652404Rhaenyra’s stillborn daughter was named Visenya.
>>222652374>no targs named after Gaemon ‘the glorious’ Targaryen.
>>222652472>King Jaehaerys I Targaryen named his eleventh child after Lord Gaemon. Sadly, the babe came early and Prince Gaemon died short of three moons old.
>>222652472Never mind Jaehaerys had a dead infant son named Gaemon.
>>222652438One (1) girl (stillborn) named after the most accomplished woman in Targaryen history.
>>222652532Visenya may have not been remembered fondly after helping Maegor steal the throne, wipe out the faith, and slay their kin. By the time of the dance maybe her reputation was starting to be rehabilitated when Rhaenyra and Daemon named their daughter after her or they were intentionally showing how little they care about what people outside their house think like when Aerion Brightflame named his son Maegor.
>>222652600Nyra always idolized Visenya, and by extension Daemon (he wields Dark Sister).
>>222652532Everyone liked Rhaenys more since she died in battle and was actually a fun person, hence why Corlys' wife was named after her.
>>222652600The thing is that Viserys is basically the male form of the name and one of the most popular Targ names in the dynasty. Yet no Visenyas.
>>222652616>idolises Visenya>never learns how to fight or ruleFake fans are the worst.
>>222652671I think Rhaegar would’ve named his third child Visenya or Viserys to complete the trinity since his other two were Rhaenys and Aegon.
>>222652691>but viserys said!Did any fans hate Ned for altering Robert’s will by removing Joffrey and replacing it with “Rightful heir”?
>>222652691They both ended up in the Black Cells as well, at least in Condal's fan fiction.
>>222652691>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
>>222652813
>>222643833Daemon was the rightful heir. Daeron was a BASTARD. THE LINE IS FALSE.
>>222652404>>222652532Visenya’s reputation in-universe is almost as bad as Maegor’s. Unloved second wife of the Conqueror, witch dabbling in black magic, schemer and poisoner of Aegon’s son, mother to Westeros’ Adolf Hitler. This wasn’t a name any sane Targ wanted to be associated with.
>>222652813kek
>>222652834FUCKING, YOUR GRACE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? I WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER VISERYS! FLOOD HER LOOSE WHORE CUNT WITH MY GREEN-SUPREME, USURP HER ORIFICES, COUP HER INSIDES, UNDERMINE HER NON-EXISTENT PURITY, ENSURE THE STABILITY OF HER REALM, SEND A RAVEN INTO HER CITADEL, ARRANGE AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN MY SEMEN AND HER WOMB, DRACARYS HER DRAGONPIT. THEY'RE FUCKINNNNNNNG YOUR GRACE.... SHE WAAAANTS TO GET CHOKED BY MATT SMITH. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? SHE'S A WHORE FOR HIM, SHE WANTS HIS 12 INCH WHITE COOOOOOOOOCK. HER LITTLE TWINK BOYFRIEND CAN'T COMPARE, YOU IMBECILE. SHE WANTS HIM TO THROTTLE HER AND FUCK HER IN ALL HER HOLES GOD DAMMIT. DON'T YOU GET IT? SHE'S HOT FOR HIM, WET, HORNY, WANTS HIM TO MAKE HER GAG WITH HIS MASSIVE MEMBER. GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKING MORON. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING INCEL? SHE WANTS HIM TO INSEMINATE HER EGGS WHILE HE CUTS OFF THE AIR FLOW TO HER BAAAIN. IT'S FUCKING SIMPLE GOD DAMMIT. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW FAGGOT? SHE GUZZLED DAEMON'S SAEMON AS IF IT WERE THE SWEETEST ARBOR GOLD, YOUR GRACE. I SMELL HIS CUSTARD ON HER BREATHE. SHE FUCKED HER UNCLE, YOUR GRACE. SHE SPREAD HER LEGS FOR YOUR OWN BROTHER! YOU SENT ME AWAY FOR DISSEMINATING VILE HEArSAY BUT LOOK AT WHAT TIME HATH REVEALED! SEE IT PLAINLY WITH YOUR LONESOME EYE, MY KING. SHE IS PLUMP AND ROUND WITH YOUR BROTHER'S SEED! HE CUUUMED IN HER, VISERYS, JUST AS HE DID MANY A MOON PASSED. HE PUSHED HER ON HER KNEES, MOUNTED HER LIKE A THRASHING STALLION MIGHT STAND ASTRIDE A MARE AND PAINTED HER WOMB WITH HIS SEEEEEEMEN! YOUR BROTHERS' SEEEEEEEEMEN, YOUR GRACE, I CAN SMELL DAEMON’S SAEMON ON HER BREATHE! HE MOCKS THIS COURT BY DUMPING HOT LOADS OF JISM INTO HER WANTING MOUTH BEFORE SHE KISSES YOU GOODNIGHT AT THE HOUR OF THE BAT, YOUR GRACE. I CANNOT TOLERATE THIS FARCE ANY LONGER. YOUR DAUGHTER IS A SLUT FOR HER UNCLE! I SIMPLY TOLD THE TRUTH AND YOU CAST ME ASIDE LIKE SOME COMMON MUMMER. I WAAAAS RIIIIIGHT!!!
>>222652691Team Black’s motto might as well be “It’s okay when Rhaenyra does it”.
Okay well you see Varys is behind everything because Dany thought she lived in Bravos when she was a kid but she was actually in illyrios manse which was the same man he pretended he gave to khal drogo so every couple of weeks he made Dany and Viserys go ride on a boat and then brought them back. It was Varys all along!
>>222652834
>>222643646qrd?
>>222648731it's kino though
>Average Dance of Dragons commander: We can't just storm that city, think of the smallfolk! If we did that some of them might *gulp* die! Use our Dragons to end the war? But civilians might die!>Average War of the 5 Kings Commander:
>>222652910How uncouth. Speak it poetically!
So Lyanna and Rhaegar go south for months, Ned goes after her, returns with a baby boy and nobody thinks to consider it's not his? Did he do so good being honorable that nobody ever considered he'd lie about it?
>>222628637That's Naath you stupid fucking IDIOT
>>222652691Otto had an ambition motivating him
>>222647482This is what happens when you get gibs and attention for being 1/124 Saami.
>>222653605why is it even called war of the 5 kings? no one fought a single battle in Renly's name
Kiss a witch.
>>222652600>>222652873>Aerion Brightflame named his son MaegorIf he had a daughter, would he name her Rhaenyra?
>>222642912That's basically why I don't watch the show.It's feminist garbage.
>>2226539156 kings and 1 queen*>Joffrey>Stannis>Renly>Balon>Robb>Mance>Night King
>>222653915probably because that pussy bitch SHITnnis had him assassinated by a literal shadow demon birthed by a literal DEMON whore
>>222642737Give 10 good seconds and I will impregnate the bitch.
>usurper traitor gets struck down not by a human hand in the middle of his army he was so proud of and in which he trusted
>>222654006Maybe the Seven would’ve saved him had he not been a bum buggering faggot
stfu stannis you weak sissy, you needed to use literal demon magic to kill your brother lmaoyou knew he'd beat your ass in a fight too, since he was bulking up like Robert
>Renly jobbed to a literal newborn babeAHAHAHAHA
>>222652873Visenya wasn't associated with Maegor's worst atrocities like torturing his nephew to death, she mostly just helped him put down rebellions. Killing Aenys is just conjecture (meanwhile Daemon had a royal prince brutally killed in front of his family and still got a son named after him). The sins of the son are not the sins of the parents.Visenya contributed the most to founding the dynasty after Aegon himself and being a proper warrior woman would make her an aspirational figure for the more tomboyish Targaryen mothers like Alyssa.
>>222653729Pretty much.Like absolutely NO ONE questioned him entering Dorne to retrieve his sister, and leaving with her bones and a newborn simply because he said "the boy is mine, trust."Everyone just naturally assumed good ol honorable Neddy would never LIE.
>*cum guzzling noises*Huh? Swallow that Loras' semen before you speak to me, faggot.
>>222642737Sometimes i imagine myself an omnipotent God, presenting myself to Emilia, telling her i know she's mindbroken and that i can rewind her back to her most fertile years (no aneurysms involved, your grace) if she accepts to be my fiance and that i will breed her beyong imagination
Renly was the top though?
>>222654104I mean, how do you kill a shadow demon, dough?
>>222654276See >>222654090
>>222652404Didn't she help Maegor do a lot of his bullshit?
>>222653915Because he had a massive fucking army and had basically won before Stannis assassinated him
>>222654374>had won>got sniped before the war even startedlmao
When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.
>>222642383>16hours>still the same threadits over !Btw, how did this bitch lose?
>>222654374Most of them were highgarden wimps>>222654391Author decided she had to loseSomehow the realm perfectly worked on its own only when other unreliable kings were doing the job
>>222654386It was sinister dark magic, anon.
The real Dany.
>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.>Ramsay Bolton,>Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.
>>222654500She looks inbred so probably
>>222654524I think Ramsay is a bit insecure about being a bastard
>>222654386War was already goingRenly made demands that got him murdered before he could even do anything Stennis fucked it because of that kinslayingRobb messed up marrying the Westerling girl instead of having a bastardJoffrey was such an evil cunt everyone but Cercei wanted him dead Balon did nothing wrong and blown into the sea
>>222654524he didn't write that
>>222654386Stannis had to use literal demon magic to kill Renly because he knew Renly had essentially won.
>>222654567And if he did it's completely justified.
>>222654549>he doesn't know after the dragons, there wasn't even a double digit % of Targ blood left in any of them
>>222654604That’s not how genetics works
>>222654524IT wearing Ramsay's face wrote it.
>>222654500she's closer to how Dany is described in the books, Emilia was always too fat
Bros….https://x.com/haerasaban/status/2090111560975015957
>>222654500She's going to be back soon.
>>222653915Is this a serious question or are you actually retarded or just haven't read the books or watched the show? Seriously.
>>222654620>that man scares me
>>222654660Take it back
>>222654587You haven't won until your ass is sitting on the Iron Throne and all other pretenders are dead.
>>222654732Joff: DeadRenly: DeadBalon: DeadRobb: Dead
>>222654524>YOU BLOODY BASTARD I WANT MY WIFE BACK YOU BASTARD BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU RAW AND YOUR MOTHER TOO BITCH
>>222654777FUCK YOU BLOODY
we all agree that rhaenyra was a rappist, right?
>>222654990It's basically rule no. 4 in the kingsguard handbook to not have sex with the royal family, Cole should have known better
Sex with angry Emilia
>>222654990Pic is wrong, Criston said no, and RAPEnyra ignored that.
I do not find Emilia Clarke attractive.
>>222653930Daemon is a pedo for wanting to fuck his young niece (even though he never actually fucked her), but Alys fucking a 16 old Aemond isn't.
>>222655029Damn, you're right. He also tried to leave the room but she blocked him, right?
>>222655032I did.Not anymore though.
>>222655051Daemon is a pedo for noncing 12 year old girls in brothels.>16 year old AemondLegal in my cunt.
>>222655032She is 1/8 Indian.
>>222654990He could have just pushed past her lmao, they could check her maidenhead is intact and he'd be good.
>>222655060>Kingsguard can't get past a horny teenage girlHistorically, besides Aerys Targaryans kingsguard, the order is widely considered a joke
>>222655102Yeah there's a cool guy or two in it (Gwayne Corbray for instance) but most of the time they're fags.
>>222655098Cole would have little reason to believe it was intact after her escapades with Daemon.
>>222654587Renly was planning on leading his cavalry in a charge into rising dawn sun against the fortified camp of an experienced battle commander.He unironically was going to die magic or not.
>>222642509Because GFFM is Loathsome Dungeater.
How do you think Egg would feel about his great grandson?
>>222655134He wasn't. Stannis's '''experience''' is a meme too. What's his best stuff? Defending one of the most defendable castle's in Westeros during the rebellion and killing a bunch of wildlings? lmao
>>222654990>>222655012>>222655029>>222655060>>222655102>>222655098>>222655133
>>222655172>He wasn'tWasn't what? Wasn't planning on leading a cavalry charge into the rising dawn sun against the fortified camp of an experienced battle commander?
>>222655134> an experienced battle commanderHas Stannis ever won a land battle against a peer opponent?
>>222655186kill monke
>>222655102Ignoring Jamie, Dayne and Barristan, how good is the rest of Aery's kingsguard meant to be? Like really good but not on the bullshit level of those three, or just decent?>Ser Gerold Hightower, the White Bull>Prince Lewyn Martell>Ser Oswell Whent>Ser Jonothor Darry
>>222643493Yeah. In his stomach.
>>222655134Renly leading the cavalry charge that flops and ends up with him being captured is the only way that conflict could end without kinslaying.
>>222655172People wank Randyll Tarly as the best general in Westoros and he has no good feats.
>>222655203That answer?No.
>>222655172Defeating Ironborn on sea, for once. And beating tens of thousands of wildlings (including fucking giants riding mammoths) with merely 1500 heavy horse is no small feat.>>222655203Who even did?
>>222655102>dad, ser Criston pushed me and wanted to touch my cunny!
>>222652404Why would you name your kids after an evil blood sorceress?
>>222654604
>>222655232beating Robert at Ashford was better than anything Stannis did
>>222655172Completely smashing the ironcucks at sea is a more impressive feat than any recent commander has aside from Robb Stark.
>>222652813Uh, in English, doc?
>>222651505She's a dutiful daughter who did what her father required of her.
>>222655211I think it's safe to assume they're elite warriors, Gerold especially even if he was past his prime. Dayne, Jamie and Selmy are just on another level, but they're by no means slouches. Aery's did have a really good line up for a kingsguard.
>>222655329>>222655275True, I forgot he did that. TOTAL IRONRAT death.
>>222649878And then Karl Marx and George Soros clapped.
>>222655309Must have been a truly decisive victory, Robert's rebellion was done after that... oh wait, his army was intact and he won the war, lmao.
>>222655308That’s not how inheritance works. You don’t inherit a clean 1/4 of your genes from every grandparent. It varies. And we know the magical properties of Valyrian blood.
>>222654524Mance wrote the Pink Letter. Caspere knew this.
>>222648731>We didn't need THREE greyjoy POVsEvery single one of them is retard kino so you're wrong.>asha and victarion could have easily been one character, have euron rape asha when she was younger instead of victarions wifeWhat?>We didn't need multiple dornish POVsOn that much we agree.
>>222655279>>dad, ser Criston pushed me and wanted to touch my cunny!
>>222655403Dornish chapters are fairly boring but they're also funny because they reveal the Martells as near-Cersei level retards who think they're geniuses and keep killing themselves through their own dumb schemes.
>>222655309All Mace, baby.
>>222654524>He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battleEven in the most downer possible timeline Stannis is unfathomably based.
>>222654104Stannis jobbed to weather>AAAAAAH IT IS REALLY MEANIE TO ME OUTSIDE>*dies
>>222642912>Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen - 1:55:37>Mysaria - 21:33What a waste.
>>222655452The real loser here was Randyll sitting with that Highgarden poof all siege
>>222655575Lies, take it out.
>>222655575>magical winter blizzard sent by the Night KingDone.>Stannis is deadImagine believing ITS letter. Couldn't be me.
Sex with Emilia Clarke in her Daenerys costume
Who was the prince that was promised?
>>222655381>his armyRobert didnt have an army after Ashford. It was all Stark, Tully and Arryn
>>222655662Daemon Blackfyre. Asoiaf takes place in the doomed timeline.
>>222655155>my great grandson did WHAT to the 13 year old girl in Chataya's brothel?
>>222652404Visenya was a usurperer and a heretic
>>222655203>>222655234I like the amount of conditioners you have to add, and yet can't appreciate how ridiculous it makes the whole thing look.Has Stannis ever won a battle taking place under rainy conditions at Spa-Francorchamps against an opponent wearing yellow whilst riding a unicycle and juggling peaches?
>>222655673Tyrion calls the battle indecisive which is a word he sure as fuck wouldn't use if Robert's army had been lost.
>>222655381Are you familiar with the battle of the Stony Sept?Roberto el fato had no army.
>>222655768Are you an ESL? It means has Stannis ever won a battle against an opponent of similar strength? Even when he destroyed the Greyjoy fleet he outnumbered them by quite a bit
>>222642912>3. Queen Alicent Hightower - 49:27No way... it felt like hours and hours.
>>222654758Tommen: AliveDaenerys: AliveAegon: AliveJon: AliveEuron: Alive
>>222655781there is no Stormlander army at the Bells or the Trident, where are they except for dead in Ashford?
>>222655620Was Randyll at Storm's End? I'm pretty sure it's never mentioned.
>>222643826>how did people properly clean their asses before the invention of mass produced toilet paper?water>i obsessively wipe the deepest parts of my ass cleanretard, wash your ass>even the slightest shitstain feels really uncomfortable. that's why you wash your ass. get a detachable showerhead, sit on the edge of the tub with your feet out, and blast your asshole clean. some people prefer a bidet but i've seen the underside of the seat splattered with dehydrated shit water so not for me.
>>222655848Robert being separated from his forces doesn't mean his forces had been destroyed.Again, Tyrion calls Ashford indecisive and he's one of the most knowledgeable characters in the series regarding these matters.
>>222655926None of these are the OGs, also Jon isn't a pretender to anything and kneels to Stannis.
>>222655232He beat Robert with only a small fraction of the Tyrell army.
>>222654524Mance definitely wrote the letter.
>>222655926>Euron: AliveNot for long, Ironshitters.
>>222654990I knew a superfat girl who fucked a very drunk guy who could barely think. Was it rape?
>>222656084If you reversed the sexes, what would be your answer to this question?
>>222656009We don't have a clue how big Robert's army was.
>>222656084Yes. That woman belongs in prison.
>>222655926Catelyn Tully: hanging in there
>>222656000I understand your logic behind Robb and Renly (since their factions completely collapsed) but the ironborn and the lannister armies are still present and fighting
>>222656232greenbros.... wtf... why do we love rape so much? why cant we have THIS?
>bearded>fat>manletHe even has the build of a redditor.
>>222656165Dorne is unofficially with Aegon. And they already have an army with some sand snake moving towards Oldtown, I believe
>Stannis loses against the Boltons>Paxter Redwyne beats Euron>Mace Tyrell beats the Golden Company>The slavers win against DaenerysWhat happens next?
>>222656266>murders a child>rapes a man with a knifeyet team Black adores him, really says something.
>>222656165What does the dark green around Neck mean?
>>222656084Yes, we all know that high lipid count in the bloodstream leads to stroke and then mental impairment. She wasn't able to consent.
>>222653966Lmao
>>222656402I think the marsh people (Howland Reed etc) were independent/in rebellion at that time?
>>222656388Tommen rules as a Tyrell puppet
>>222655051Aemond is 19-20 atp
>>222656388Littlefinger wins.
who would have guessed communalism came from the subhuman rivermen
The Battle of the Bastards was kino and I’m tried of pretending it wasn’t.
>>222656598Howland Reed is doing nothing as usual.
>>222656388>What happens next?
>>222656084Yes, twice so.1. Because he couldnt consent2. Because she was fat (super disgusting)
new thread>>222657109>>222657109>>222657109
>>222651866looks like hunter schafer
>>222655309>>222655452>an indecisive battle is all they have over robertlel
>>222655768You are an idiot
>>222655768He's had to modify his retarded claim so many times that it has to be super specific.Ironically, *no* commander in Westeros matches his claim.
>>222655875Wrong, the ironborn fleet outnumbered his five to one
