Tonight on /trek/: Back from a 3 day holiday Previously on /trek/: >>223033939
star trek sex with Picard
first for rape
mmm, today I'm going to rewatch Academy episode 6
>>223052023It's not rape if she has a horgon. Pretty sure that's Risian law.
>>223052013i mean...i'd put it in him
Previously on The Shield
>>223051989How could Picard, a supposed expert on alien statues, as shown in the Chase and Masks, not realize the meaning behind the phallic shaped statue he bought on a pleasure planet?
star trek sex with shran
>>223052031I hate knowing that star trek fact, what a waste of our limited memory space...
Rape the Picard
>>223052027she got moves
>>223052078he's a pseud who pretends to be highly learned by having a few very specific knowledge bases that he always leads conversations to so it seems as if he's knowledgeable about the field in general, obviously
>>223052027back in the day i hated trek girls for being whores, now I hate them for being FAT!
>>223052078because those Risa statues are worthless tchotchkes with no archeological value
>>223052164h-he's like me...>>223052144looking good Mr Wang!!!
>>223052027it's just this
>>223051989thread was made too soon, but we did defeat the sex with shran faggot. What now?
>mmm, today I'm going to rewatch Academy episode 6
>>223052185That's a lot of hate. Couldn't be me.
>>223052213They're not worthless if you get a blowjob from a random risan walking around in her underwear by displaying it next to your beach chair. And he should have been able to use his vast archeological knowledge to recognize that it had some kind of meaning despite being deceptively primitive.
>>223052242Wait. Wait until you see the whites of their eyes
>>223052119Yeah. Look at that blubber bounce.
>>223052242>What now?star trek sex with shran
>>223052242Time to get angry! Angry about Star Trek!
>>223052469I DEMAND TURDUCKEN
>>223052242Faggot OP was probably afraid I would beat him to the punch, not knowing that it means way more to him than it does to me. (Ref. >>223014393)Lol.
>>223052487French-Klingon fusion at Yvettes
>>223052537OP here, I always make the thread around 300 if the nu trek trannoids are sniffing aboutYou can't turn your backs on these people
>>223052704Have you been diagnosed yet?
>>223052831Yeah the medical tricord reads "based"
>>223052847I'm sure it does.
Is this the same schizo who was simping over a tripfag yesterday?
>>223052406that war college gay guy is very sweet. i'll miss him most of all when the show dies
I want Captain Janeway to fart in my mouth!!!!!
>>223053090He's so positive. The Dzolo/B'avi duo was great too as long as it lasted. Would've loved to see those two dab on the Academy more.
>>223053139more like HIV postive haha
>>223053139i didn't get their backstory. were they just dicks for no reason?
It IS the same schizo. Damn, that meltdown was weak af but to continue showing up is peak cringe. Delicious.
I need more dzolo in my lifeDid the schizo actually date the tripfag?
>>223053203It's bantz. The background is that the War Academy trained officers for the Earth defense force during the Burn, when Earth left the Federation like most other worlds to focus on survival. Starfleet Academy returning to earth and sharing a campus is an open invitation for rivalry.
I'll be honest, OP was my first post of the night. I didn't really read the past thread.What the fuck is going on in here? Did everyone ITT decide to go off their meds at the same time? kek
>>223051989>Masaka>is a mask>the "Grizellas">are in their hibernation cyclelazy fuckass writers.
>>223053297Nah, just simping over discord. Tripfag said something about being married for seven years, schizo seemingly tried to be her online friend and made his pathetic move as soon as she was divorced. Dime a dozen story.
>>223053344sounds dumb as fuck. but no surprise there since the time skip and the burn plotline was just shit in general
>>223053402Which part sounds dumb? The burn is just a narrative beat in this context, it's specifics don't matter outside of the fact that Earth wasn't a member world for a while.
>>223053449not that guy but it is absolutely retarded on every level, theres no sense calling any of it star trek.
it's star trek
Welcome to the sacred ritual of the Kometa fishWe come to the table as strangers, but upon leaving, may we find ourselves as friends, not foes.
ugly creatures, at least make them aliens or something.
>>223053394I spent less than twenty four hours in that discord and I spent it calling her a dumb bitch and telling her to shut the fuck up. I said it in a different tone than that
>noooo, it wasn't me, I HATE herYou're not convincing anyone, schizo.Just do your thing. Dance for me, monkey
Its kind of off-putting that everyone on Voyager is totally fine with Neelix banging a 2yr old. Adulthood is more than just a matter of physical biology, its also about reaching a certain point of maturity and life experience. But she lived her whole life in an underground utopia where the entire population are treated like children by the Caretaker...so she's incredibly naive. It doesn't seem like a very ethical relationship, and there are strong parallels to the prime directive here given Kes's people had been living in underground animal cages for nearly 5,000 years and thus were not an advanced Space Fairing civilization, everything they had was built by the Caretakers. But none of these Star Fleet officers bat an eye at this Talaxian from a Warp-Capable civilization banging the 2yr old that grew up as a glorified pet of the Caretaker.Granted i'm only on Season 2 of Voyager, but do they ever think to make an issue of it later on?
>>223053632I did not hit on her or sexualize her until she got divorced. I was extremely hostile. I accused her of being a terrorist every day and I was not joking. I threatened everyone around her. I even threatened her once, twice including yesterday. Joking about cartoonish tom and Jerry violence isn’t particularly disturbing to me. It is pretty silly. Anon I hit on every other female itt to make her mad and I talked about getting my dick wet irl to make her mad but I never hit on her. I had multiple people pretending to be me saying shit I wouldn’t say but I definitely threatened to nuke everyone itt. That’s all I did. I’m not a simp schizophrenic people get pussy because women are retarded and want to die
>>223052027this is on a par with that "THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS" scene. it's probably the best 10 seconds of Trek this since of 9/11
>>223053882thats their culture
>>223053882No, it just keeps getting worse
underrated trek girl
>>223052027>the fucking sun flare I'm dying laughing
why they keep bringing up the negro hell that is Kenya in the show... Al-Shabaab just raped the Kenyan security forces in NFD today...
This uniform color looks like SHIT and by shit I mean poo. It's officially supposed to be gold/yellow but all I see is mustard colored poo.Red - KINOBlue - KINOMustard poo - gross, it should be grey
>>223054022That is where Uhura is from.
>>223054022Star Trek takes place after complete and total nuclear obliteration scheduled to take place in the near future anon
>>223053892Beefers and schizo, sitting in a treeB-A-N-T-I-N-GFirst comes love, then comes marriageThen a seizure and a brain hemorrhage
>>223054022Star Trek envisions a future free of prejudice where all people of earth work together in harmony with their alien allies. Hope that helps.
>>223054082I have stood by her through worse
>>223052013>>223052079star trek sex with wesley
>>223054082remember when that nigress refused to kiss jonah hill in his movie?
>how about you and me track down that red headed doctor with the prominent clavicals and force some memories down her throat?is this really what men were like in the 90s?
it was a fire hazard
>Everyone hates Janeway when she kills one Tuvix.>Nobody bats an eye when Sisko commits planetary genocide...
sisko is what an evil admiral looks like on his way up.
>>223054323Ro became one.
Never posted in this general before. I've watched all of the original series and really liked it. But I have no idea where to go from here. Should I go with Next generation, Deep Space 9, or Voyager next?
>>223054376I could tell she was evil by her eyebrows alone.
>>223054379Next Generation is the obvious next step, but note that a few of the season one episodes are kind of bad.
>>223054376she didn't look terrible in picard, though her arc was ass. they shoulda let her have a bit of gray in her hair though, the pitch black just looks weird against her aged features
>>223054379Next gen, duh. Or the movies. If youve not seen the original star trek the motion picture do that first.
>>223054405>ro>evilher and eddington were the only revolutionary optimists the show ever produced. the federation and their root beer was the evil, stifling independent self-determination across the galaxy
>>223054427>her and picard never made up in the 30 years that passed garbage fucking fan fiction from a fake fannutrek licks my shit encrusted asshole
>>223054427She still looks fairly good. I wish they ended her in Voyager though.
>>223054427I never realized how shitty of an actress she was until she played Ro as Admiral Cain. she just has one speed, and its not a very good one either
>>223054451>revolutionary optimistSo like Maoism?
>>223054458>Ro in voyagerthat actually woulda been kino and could have matured the series more than it managed to on its own. being able to inject the liberation struggle into the voyager tapestry through Ro would have made them hold onto the maquis story element a lot more than they did
>>223054551Too bad she turned it down.
>SNW 4x8 trailer/previewhttps://youtube.com/shorts/OWTywls2mcA
>>223054456based!!!
>>223054509>So like Maoism?thats actually a fascinating parallel to draw. it doesn't quite connect with roddenbery/bergman era trek, but nutrek is accidentally an amazing encapsulating of the rotting of a neo-liberal global (galactic) order. TNG-era liberalism was idealistic and uplifting but nutrek becomes obsessed with violence and distrust, where there is nothing but threat and terror around every corner. nutrek starfleet is the kind of distorted "liberalism" that the KMT would have fought against
>>223054621why does this need to be captioned?
>>223054049I see. But they did it with another character in the first episode and he also went "huh, I've been in Kenya too!">>223054063>>223054088Vgh, uncultured whitoids think that's possible, subscribe and watch at least 100 hours of Kenyan news before replying to me https://www.youtube.com/@KenyaDigitalNews/featuredhttps://www.youtube.com/@kenyacitizentv/featured
>>223054771Kenyan politics? Islam is bad let’s move on to the next topic anon. The problem is you don’t need an idea to keep things from devolving. And you don’t need a suit. That came later. That was irrelevant. You need a bible and a gun
her name means freedom
>>223054879>You need a bible and a gunyou're in the wrong general
"water, fire, air, and dirt... fuckin' magnets, how do they work..."
>>223054771Isis is winning over there right?
>>223054943https://youtu.be/WNfTwGu9FpU?is=ilqwV0_9Jngt-sCP
Incredible levels of schizo are being reached itt
>>223054943Jesus Christs exists and is God in Star Trek. They just don’t talk about it. Probably because in everything after that episode of TOS the proof of Christ is just a scientific fact and a built in reason for the prime directive to exist you gotta let Jesus get in there first. Call me a schizo
>>223055065Go watch the show if you don’t believe me pleb
>>2230519893 turbo sluts try to jump on this bald human guys dick within the span of 3 minutes.How are the Risans as a species not genetically diluted to the delta quadrant and back?Or, alternatively, if the primary visitors are humans, at what point just Risa just become a human planet from all the crossbreeding?I guess a solution is the Risans just don’t care or scrupulously abort every half alien?
>>223054641Alex Kurtzman, Akiva Goldsman, Michael Chabon, Terry Matalas all lick the shit from my sweaty asshole
>>223055020The thing is Al-Shabaab controls Somalia and that's where they launch their attacks. Eastern Kenya gets raped because NFD is the size of Colorado and hard to control (it's also full of ethnic Somalians)
>>223055158Maybe they're not genetically compatible, which is why people like going there so much? No condoms on Risa, no need.
>>223055158you've never been to a tourist spot like hawaii or cabo?
>>223055206You people are retarded and gay
>>223051989test
>>223054507Remember when she turned down 7 years of DS9 because she thought she was going to be a movie star lmao
>>223055158original Risians were raped to death, we're watching Federation propaganda. It's a planet of Elizabeth Warrens
>>223055227No u
I genuinely hate nutrek because it is bad in terms of writing, action, suspense, interaction, thrill, workmanship, thoughtfulness, exoticism, throughput, and alignment with the message of /trek/
>>223055285to death you say?
>>223055257cute girl, I wish I watched TOS more... like I got mad because it was obvious this was a Kirk x Chapel series and then they got rid of her and made Kirk a manslut
>>223054456Humanity is supposed to so enlightened that they don’t hold bad blood or grudges. The framing device of Data’s Day is Data writing a letter to the guy who tried to have him dismantled two years prior.
>>223055313nice banner, but I'd prefer to rape the alien guests. I don't want to feel cucked for raping a popular character
>>223055315What the fuck do you mean you wish you watched it more? Put it on the tv right now you fuck. There. Next topic
>>223055371but I'm busy watching other things...
>>223055298did you know jeri ryan's husband used to force her to go to orgies at sex clubs?
>>223055390So? Women are property. You can take your property anywhere you want.
>>223055206Most species in Star Trek are capable of interbreeding. I doubt Risans are any different.
>>223055382I wasn’t asking. If you have a vagina I also expect you to do all of my chores while I act silly all day and I need you to start asap sometimes I forget to drink water for like three days and I’ll just eat sweet potatoes and bananas for a week like a complete freak and I put lime juice in everything oh fuck
>>223055457they're not species if they can interbreed (scientifically), they're races. this was soft-confirmed in TNG when they discovered all humanoids have a shared ancestor
>>223055434Why don’t you just blow yourself up already Nuhammad?
You were already the eternal incel, no need to dig yourself in deeper. No woman will ever touch you.
>>223055528Sounds like a gay fantasy in your head mam
>>223055507>they're not species if they can interbreed (scientifically)thank you for your visit from 1971 but this is hilariously wrong
>>223055507The common ancestor plot point was just to shut up nerds crying about muh humans with bumpy foreheads.
>>223055581impregnate a dog or you concede the argument
How did two random tripfags hold an entire Star Trek general hostage for like ten years?
>>223055628You want him to sleep with your wife? You people are sick
>>223055654is this tracer from overwatch 2?
i think she only said it was too big so to not hurt my feelings
>>223055628>impregnate a dog I can't, but a grey wolf, an African wolf, an Ethiopian wofl, a coyote, or a golden jackal could, and produce viable offspring, welcome to the 21st centuryAs well as hundreds of other species of mammals, hundreds of species of fish, at least 1700 species of birds, hundreds of reptile species, etcFish are the wildest where you'll have Species A and Species B which can interbreed, and Species B and Species C can interbreed, but not Species A and Species C.
>>223055654jfc she looks like Harlan Ellison cosplaying as Hunter S. Thompson.
>>223055654Sheet retardation. They spam shit and then complain about the shit being spammed and then delete it themselves lol. For an audience of twelve. For no reason. It’s essentially a competition to pretend to be retarded the hardest but some people never come back up for air
>>223055524because it would be haram
there are MAYBE 4 of us in these threads
why don't we make like a Jack Ryan orgy then
>>223055706My dick tries to come through skinny bitches tummies like a xenomorph baby in doggystyle muh red wine muh patio renovation all these chemicals to keep their hair and steroids whatever happened to having a big dick. People ask me why I’m so confident and I just have to look at them like dementia patients like they forgot the pirates code
>>223055944Not really my bag. Geordee tha Forge, you wanna take this one?
>>223055944>>223056092yeah bruh I got uhttps://vocaroo.com/1enE7o0ID5ft
>>223055507Naomi Wildman's parents weren't even sure they could conceive, one being human and the other ktarian.
>>223056092Who are you supposed to be? I can do whatever. It would take me like a year long relationship to even rearrange your guts to that extent relax. I really just want to chill. I’m a talker
>>223055874How many single ladies?
>>223055865You can take me with you if that will balance it out. I am an infidel. Your prophet is a diddler. Bacon is palatable. Etc
Alright guys.Watching VOY S5 E19: "The Fight"while eating vegan baked beans on Toast.
>>223056462probably the single worst VOY episode, worse than Threshold
>>223056422Yes but taking advice from kuffars is haram. Recite the shahada and we can talk.
>>223055874
>>223056503beans on toast is a meal fit for that episode
>>223056510If it comes down to a choice between that and blowing you up your entire family with missile I’ve got bad news for you Nuhammad
>>223056503Worst VOY episode was 'Sacred Ground' for me personally.>>223056614Beans on Toast is a good vegan meal. I have Tabasco sauce on it with pepper too. I'm enjoying it.
>nutrek fag is a mudslime in a western countrykekkkkkkaroo
>>223056616not very Starfleet of you, alhamdilullah
Whoa it's the tng credits font
>>223056657Yes it is dumbass. Having to nuke Muslims because they can’t be reasoned is something right out of a Star Trek episode
>>223056706Islam is the only religion that survived wwiii in Star Trek.
>>223056736You’re sexually attracted to children
>>223056776I like my women like I like my whiskey: aged 21 years and on the rocks
In Trek, Native American Magic is heckin' REAL!?
>>223056736Post your face and see what happens. You’re supposed to be a proud martyr no? Your entire order hides behind children all cowards all retards all gay the entire Muslim world is just rampant gay pedophilia. You are getting nuked
>>223056788Muslims can’t drink retard. Any self respecting Muslim would shoot you or something
>>223056816I also like my women like I like my whiskey: all mixed up with coke
>>223052236I'm so fucking glad that fat and ugly seems to be on the way out of fashion.
>>223056841So we’re not debating religion. You’re just a schizophrenic retard. Understood
>>223056789You mean akoochimoya? Voyager crew got literally scammed by a jew that called himself "Jamake Highwater" who made up all kinds of wacky shit for the show.To be fair, he was going around hollywood as an advisor in native american culture.
>>223056864Moreover, I like my women like I like my whisky: reeking of peat.
>>223056890I’m kinda done communicating with you bub. You fizzled out on me
>>223056859Tired of people copying your look?
the trek thread on /v/ is making fun of how fucking awful this thread is and how you're all massive faggots btwyou're certainly proving them right tonightfucking canadians
>>223056920I like my women like I like my kanar: brown and syrupy
>>223056926I don’t know what v is. I’m trying to get some pussy if you can shut up about this “gay” stuff you’re always thinking about for ten minutes
>>223056926heh, jannies killed it
>>223056926Open a channel.
Fuck shifters
>>223056987>I’m trying to get some pussy
>>223056092Do you think he ever fucked Annette?
>>223057056Yes.
>>223056926
>>223056105
>>223057003poop in my flannel
https://youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE?is=sd9QP9RZu-hB4exJ
>>223055623>called something like the Kth'Grathiwhat? has this person never watched star trek?
>>223057003I know, right?. The Strait of Hormuz would be nice.
If Gene Roddenberry called Star Trek "Wagon Train To The Stars", why does most of TOS feel like a Hammer Horror film?
>>223057686The ideal vs the reality.
>>223057095SG-1 sex with Senator Kinsey
>>223057686So who was Wishbone?
>>223057802No, wait... Wooster
>>223056650What makes you say it’s a western country? I’ve been calling them Nuhammed for like eight years you needed them to tell you verbatim?
star trek sex with david corwin
>>223057924You sound like you’ve been here a long time. How’s it going buster? You doing alright? Sorry about my little outburst there about the crazy lady and the Kenyan guy. I tried to translate stainds it’s been a while into Klingon and then back into English and it turned into Cyndi Laupers time after time. I have no idea what it said in Klingon but I’m sure she knows I tried me best. There’s an annoying bitch two blocks away but her dog keeps eating my clothes off my body and it’s freaky as hell I hope she isn’t fucking that dog
Whats the age of consent in the federation?
>>223056983I’m sorry I threatened you with complete and total nuclear obliteration anon
>>223058220What’s your co-ordinates?
Tal Celes
Lieutenant Tuvok, here's that chocolate milk you requested.
>>223058175star trek sex with a dog
>>223058357Doctor Aspen
>>223058593Put the dog down anon. Gently
>>223058589"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
>>223058614o-okay
>>223058691How many geezers are there?
so im going through the old series and its actually amazing how many 10/10s were cast as extras. now we cant even get a pretty girl in the main cast
Stop hurting the community.
>>223056422>>223056510>>223056616>>223056657>>223056706>>223056736>>223056776>>223056788>>223056839can you two joos take your little play somewhere else please
>>223055784goddamn
>the epispde where O'brien is having an affair with Major Kira
whos jeffrey and why are his tubes everywhere
>>223060972
Remember episode about space hiv? It was a very brave outing for Garret Wang.
>>223060662Just because she has his baby, doesn't prove anything.
>>223061232>interacts with the local women while on shore leave>catches the space clap
TOS and TNG are the best because I can simply turn on any episode and I know its a banger. DS9 is great but you might get a boring Kai/Vedek episode. Voy is good but you might get a episode with those dirty homeless looking aliens or Harry Kim episodes. I'm not gay so I cant comment on Enterprise.
>>223052065ever suck a dick like a cell bitch?
Thread can't get much worse than whatever this shitshow is supposed to be, right?
star trek sex with loskene
Lotta drama today
>just source from the laserdiscs bro
It's STAR TREK DAY.60 years. 35 of them mostly non-horrible. Here's to the finest crew in /trek/!
Star Trek DayFirst Contact DayData's Day
I liked that academy had less viewers for its entire season than most random youtubers get per video. Also it cost 10million+ per episode, for some reason
>>223062353most of that money went to paying Cirroc Lofton, he is an A-Lister after all.
Oh my god you gays, it's Murphy Noshoes!
so what does sisko do in that wormhole all day
>>223062525Optimize the flow of cosmic fate for maximum Q slapping
>>223062525He's still watching ever Major League Baseball game in history with the prophets
>>223062384I do like now they got the jazzy name right, all these silly names like salami nips robinson and whatnot
>>223061679This is why people hate fags. It's because you not only revel in your degeneracy, you broadcast it as if you think it's some kind of virtue.
>>223063696Low IQ.
>>223062659Sounds comfy
>>223062525Searches for smokes and milk store, before he can return to his son.
>>223063696It worked for the greeks.
The Delta flyers are covering the episode waltz and now I have unappreciated man stuck in my head. That is all
>>223062353Xavier is a top 3 adult swim show up there with Sealab 2021.
>Star Trek turns 60 today>no one cares>Memory-Alpha logo is permanently set on pride month for the last few years>the franchise has been poisoned by garbage like STD and Lezzie Dykes>only merchandise in stores these days is a couple of funko pops
>>223064189How old is bf? I’m about to turn thirty one. I’m the guy that doesn’t do drugs with the big dick btw. It’s funny you people think I’m unhealthy. I just get my jollies from making people happy instead of doing drugs that wreck my health in kill my libido. You’re all on gay drugs and stinky
>Multi-million dollar franchise "birthday">Let's be good consoomers and buy some merchcapitalism is a sickness.The nerd-themed landfill store near me is selling all kinds of licensed merch. Star Trek, Star Wars, Superheroes, you name it. It's been a long ass time since I went there to meet fun people and look at their handmade cosplays and zines.
>>223064189At some point people making Star Trek thought appealing to tumblr was more important than writing good sci-fi and I can say this confidently as somebody who looks like a young Harland Ellison.
You're mentally ill clinging on to a part of the franchise you only care about in order to make a "statement"
>>223064337I'm waking and baking and I legit confused Harlan Ellison with Harland Williams for a second. Which one is the guy who builds gorilla nests again?
>>223064337You don’t look young. I do though. I thought that would turn you on you’re a freak. I think I can rewire your brain to be happy and not all cracked out with like a Vulcan mind meld type of situation but you’ve gotta consent to me putting my reproductive organs where Spock’s hand would be
my mom saw this shirt at WalMart or something and bought it for me. I love my mom
>>223064337A statement like that requires photographic evidence
>>223064337when you raise the number of women and minorities above a token level in an organization, collapse becomes inevitable
>>223064426Cool momcore shirt. Treasure it.
>>223064112Is that podcast any good? I don't want to pay for something that sucks.
>>223064318Yeah. Communism is much better. Everyone is equally poor.
>>223064443>MomcoreThat shirt is 50 year old fat gen x guy core
>>223064442Yeah that's totally what I learned from watching Star Trek of all things.
>>223064457>Whataboot GOMUNISM?!?!Same idiocy and power structure, different dressing.
>>223064470Indeed--Worf went from one of the most interesting characters in Trek to a longhoused bitch nigga on DS9
>>223064453It’s free? I think people pay to participate in certain segments and even get in zoom calls with the boys like an intimate Star Trek panel. But that’s gay don’t pay for it
>>223064484Yeah, they're called character arcs.
KOSSTAMOJANKOSSTAMOJAN
>>223064518Oh, I thought you had to pay for the patreon to see it. A lot of shit is paywalled now.
>>223064318Occasionally there were some cool things done for the Trek anniversaries. That tribbles episode for DS9 and Sulu episode of Voyager were greenlit to celebrate the 30th anniversary. For the 25th anniversary there was that cool point and click PC game.
>>223064377I called too many things. I’m basically psychic for lack of a better word in terms of seeing the trajectories of comedians for success. If I post about it here you can and should have bet big money on it. Jokes on you. I wrote myself in as a comedian and my metric for success is turning the local crackhead street walker into my wife. I’m more afraid of how realistic my goals are than not achieving them
>>223064581Have a shitty popcorn bucket for fifty quid instead.Nothing is going to take those good times away from us but only the most naive would expect any kind of celebration of Star Trek in the current climate. Just look at the state of this thread, this the kind of people you imagine celebrating Trek with? Any attempt would be drowned in vitriol by the mob.
So why isn't this fetal alcohol syndrome looking motherfucker not doing anything for the big anniversary?
>>223064666His handlers certainly don't want any attention on Star Treks message before they've stripped it of all meaning with the upcoming movie.
>>223064666Idk who that is but fetal alcohol syndrome is a touch subject itt anon many anons itt claim their mothers drank through pregnancy and think they “turned out alright”
>>223064698My mom didn't drink but she did do meth through pregnancy. Turned out alright.
>>223054013people have mocked lens flare since '09 but NyTrek continues doubling down on it
10th anniversary (1976)>nothing15th anniversary (1981)>nothing, but TMP was still recent20th anniversary (1986)>STIV, TNG announcement 25th anniversary (1991)>TNG S4, TNG S5, TNG Unification, STVI, loads of books and tie-ins30th anniversary (1996)>DS9 S4, DS9 S5, VOY S2, VOY S3, DS9 Trials and Tribble-ations, VOY Flashback, STFC, loads of toys and books and whatnot, Star Trek has a massive presence anywhere you go35th anniversary (2001)>VOY S7, ENT S1, still loads of collectibles 40th anniversary (2006)>no shows or movies but plenty of video games and toys 45th anniversary (2011)>nothing50th anniversary (2016)>STB, STD announcement, nothing much else55th anniversary (2021)>nutrek I don't care about so I forget what even happened60th anniversary (2026)>mediocre SFA S1 and SNW S4 and signs of a dying franchise on its last legs
>mediocre SFA S1kek nice bait
>>223064745>2006I forgot the redone effects for TOS started this year. Meh,
>>223064662I would totally celebrate with bf but she thinks I want to blow her up with a nuclear bomb or something I’m not sure. I am decidedly not part of the mob. I stand accused of making this place a hug box actually
>>223064786
The new movie will star Tom Cruise as the captain of the Enterprise.His arch nemesis will be an alien from a new species, played by The Rock.Their final battle will take place on the hull of the Enterprise as it races towards the surface of New Vulcan, the resulting warp core explosion destroys the planet (Captain Cruise transports away to safety).
>>223064733It's the same people making it so they do it out of spite
>>223064453I listen free on Spotify
>>223064810 I’m only talking about my dick because she’s a degenerate coomer not because I am
shoo shoo schizo shoo shoo
>>223056885They even knew he was a fraud when they hired him
>>223065081
>>223052065>Sisko tries to evacuate his family during the battle of Wolf 359>Someone phasered his wife in the legs and left her to die
>>223065250>enter battle with the borg>leave civillians in their quarters until the warp core is 5 minutes from breech. it was siskos fault his wife died. tactical retard. worse than worf. cant do shit without the manueverabilty of the defiant
>>223065638Captain's fault, Sisko was just the first officer.
>>2230657121st officer is responsible for civie safety
Here's to another 60 years of Dukat doing nothing wrong.
>>223065736>Captain I recommend sending the civilians off the ship>"No time Ben, into battle we go"I don't know who the Saratoga's captain was now that I think about it. Does anyone?
>fixes the defiant so it can travel at high warp>doesnt tell starfleet HQ?>best instructors and cadets in the fleet get blowed up by the jem'hadarwhy are obrien and sisko so selfish and short sighted all the time?
>>223065754Dukat never banged Kira. Thats some wrong right there
>Bajoran scholars struggling with the translation of this tablet>Sisko says "don't worry, we have the resources!">tasks science officer Dax with translating it using DS9's old Cardassian computerBring in a fucking Starfleet specialist linguist or something, what the fuck, TOS was unironically more sensible with this sort of thing
>>223065769Vulcan JG Hertzler, who later appeared as the artist in Sisko's dream.
>>223065736No? That's the job of the security chief or civilian liaison.First officer is an executive command position, main job is proper delegating, writing duty rosters and taking over command when the captain is unavailable.
>>223065790>JG Hertzler877-CASH-NOW
>>223065881you made me laugh
>>223065769at least have them waiting in the escape pods
The fuck are mods doing?
Reminder that as soon as the Sydney Sweeney Gundam movie comes out I will be nowhere near this place for my own safety and sanity.
>>223066070that manchild is a mod? figures.one schizo makes early threads because he's afraid of the gays, another simped a mentally challenged tripfag so hard he lost his marbles. Feels like it's time to leave this godforsaken place for good.
>>223066166You have to be a manchild to be a mod with no other responsibilities in life. I envy them, honestly.
>>223066172Hear me out, but he probably has money from criminal enterprises. He probably makes the people paying him wear diapers and I probably wouldn’t envy him if I were you
>>223066084Shut up bitch
>>223066084attention whore
This is so dumb
>>223065777Well, it was Starfleet who decided to send them off in a dysfunctional prototype in the first place. If they didn't use the Valiant they might have used a 100 year old museum ship as well. Same situation.
>>223065788Well, with the same resources, they found the wormhole. And it was just a plot of all reports of ships getting swallowed by space. Bajorans can't be very smart if they couldn't do it themself.
>>223064745>signs of a dying franchise on its last legsHey, some nepojews just announced their plans to make a new movie that explores the possibility of what if Starfleet was corrupt and power-hungry.
>>223066883That's the 47th time someone has proposed that
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I just think it's really really funny that a divorced 40 year old with epilepsy has been living rent free in Trekkies heads for over a decade.
>>223052013lol
>>223061327>Just because she has his baby, doesn't prove anything.That whole concept was dumb, but I get that Star Trek has always been about cross species fucking among the stars. Still its one thing for a Human to impregnate a Bajoran and have a 50/50 kid. But to implant a 100% human baby inside a Bajoran womb is too much. Her body would've rejected it just like any other cross species organ transplant, plus her body would need time to create a womb structure to support a child, you can't just cut someone open and slide a baby in there, thats not Space Magic Science, thats Frankenstein shit.
>>223066969no one knows who you're talking about
>>223067391They don't care. They're just trying to kill /trek/ and turn it into a fag fest.
>>223064069>It worked for the greeks.It was punishable by death in most Greek states, along with Pedos. All of the "Greeks were heckin' gay pride" comes from one retarded Jew "scholar" in the 60s.
>>223067472Greeks were actually a jewish invention to distract from Atlanteans.
>>223065788>Bajoran scholars struggling with the translation of this tabletI see no one has explained to you the noticeable difference in IQ test results of Bajorans compared to other races in the Quadrant.
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