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The greatest pleb filter in the history of kinography.
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>erm this movie is different from those other movies because it added a heckin twistirino
No. It's the same fucking shit movie again. Cruise was fantastic, but that just shows he can deliver no matter how dreadful the material is. Something which again we already knew.
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>>223598517
Megalopoliscore
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>>223598517
Diggers tongue my anus
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I don't watch boomerslop. Simple as. I knew it was going to be absolute shit, from the moment it played Talking Heads in the trailer. Many faggots are simply out of fucking touch with reality.
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>>223598517
YEP, completely agree. i don't like the "filtered" meme but in this case is true, superb movie where everything works but retards won't get it so its shit, compare this with Dont look up or similar slop just made me realize how far away "movie critics" are

>>223598549
nope because that movie has some serious technical aspects problems and script is a mess. There are some points in common of course but -Igger is by far better movie in every aspect
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>>223598621
>"I knew it was going to be absolute shit"
>didn't watch it
pleb status: filtered
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>>223598698
>Talking Heads
>the film is NOT going to be shit
Just not watching your faggot slop. Simple as.
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>climate change satire
Yeah suck my dick boomer faggot. Maybe sell your private jets, yachts and stop buying up beach front properties, supporting forever wars.
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Just not gonna watch it
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>The greatest pleb filter in the history of kinography.
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DIG STATUS?
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So far there are two criticisms of the movie

Group 1:
>I watched the movie
>It was a masterpiece

Group 2:
>I haven't watched the movie
>It's shit

The critics tried to strangle this movie in it's crib. It's too good though. It's going to take off through word of mouth like Obsession.
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ITT: times you acted like a digger
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>>223598899
Your PR for this shit is EXTREMELY unorganic, and you fucking FAILED at the BOX OFFICE.
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>>223598941
Dig Status? Dug.
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>>223598959
i can dig it
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>>223598941
No amount of attempts to trick people into not watching the movie will ever change the fact that it is an objective masterpiece.

The group that will end up with egg on their faces will be the movie "critics" who outed themselves as political hitmen by trying to strangle a masterpiece in its crib.

The entire movie "critic" industry will lose all credibility because they failed to learn one of the most important lessons in cinema history:

YOU CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
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>>223599004
You lost, Cuckarritu. Your career is fucking finished. And you KNOW it.
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>>223598926
>one of my oil rigs leaks into the ocean
>get summoned to the EU to answer for it
>the EU tells me we need to stop using fossils fuels
>tell them "ok I'll make a deal with you"
>"anyone who thinks we should stop using fossils fuels is no longer allowed to buy my oil"
>"anyone who thinks we should keep using fossil fuels can still buy my oil"
>"that will cut usage by 50%"
>watch them squirm when they realize they still need my oil
>give a 10minute monologue where I dance through the crowd
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>>223598899
If that was the case it wouldve already, the third option is people are retarded
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>The greatest, most culturally important, most divisive film in history? Oh it just so happens to be the widely marketed one currently in theaters
>Until then next greatest, most culturally important, most divisive film in history releases next month of course
Tired of this rerun
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>>223599216
It's ok to admit you haven't seen the movie
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>>223598517
All of inarritu's films are pleb filters, especially Birdman.
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>>223598696
It is actually disgusting how critics will all come together to elevate the most blatant slop imaginable like Don't Look Up but ignore actually good shit.
Like, nobody gives a shit about your opinion anyway so why are you still only shilling the most normie shit imaginable.

If I were a film critic I'd be shilling obscure shit left and right
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>If it weren't for oil, there would be no civilization to protect

The reason the critics are trying to suppress this movie is the same reason they elevate garbage like OBAA and Don't Look Up. The entire entertainment institutions has been subverted by leftists who don't care about art but only using art as a mechanism to force the worldview on people. This is why movies have been mostly garbage for decades.

There were many lines in this movie that absolutely BTFO people who are in the climate change cult and hate oil. So they tried to stop this movie from taking off because it doesn't promote their worldview.

The last thing they want is a genuine artistic masterpiece that doesn't force their message on people.

The thing is though it wasn't even a "right wing" movie. It just poked fun at both sides rather than being explicitly leftist like OBAA
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It really wasn't as smart or groundbreaking as it thought it was which is a shame because I like Cruise's performance and thought the play within a movie gimmick was kinda fun
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No it really isn’t. The performances were good and the production design was on point but the script was a muddled mess. Also if you “dig” deep into the meaning of the film it’s pretty much “white ppl bad, they destroy the environment then use entertainment as catharsis so the browns don’t rise up and kill them”. Which is ridiculous because browns are the biggest polluters on the planet as seen by India, Africa, South East Asia etc
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OP's ultra-pathetic shilling actually had the entirely OPPOSITE effect; I deliberately went and googled the plot of the movie, revealed the twist and entirely SPOILED it for myself, so that I had absolutely ZERO reason to EVER watch this absolute fucking boomerslop shit.

OP PLAYED himself.
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>>223599728
ayo this nigga watches movies for the plot and twists
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>uh dont tell anyone about the super secret huge twist in our movie guys
Worst marketing ever
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>>223599563
>>223599698
>the anti-digger shills change tactics to "No I never said it was bad. It was just mid"
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>>223598517
wouldnt people need to show up and dislike it in order to be considered filtered?
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>>223599113
>give a 10minute monologue where I dance through the crowd
Art of the Deal
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>>223599698
>Browns do it too!
Browns wouldn't pollute if whites hadn't invented oil
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>>223600289
There are three stages of being pleb filtered
>One
Get filtered by the dogpile from "critics" who review bomb it in order to convince you to not go see it. This is getting filtered by falling for the "appeal to authority" fallacy.
>Two
Watch the movie and getting mad because it made fun of your world view in parts
>Three
Watch the movie and not being able to understand what it is satirizing because it is satirizing the nature of humanity and it was 3deep5u
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It's okay but some of the scenes within the play are just too boring and unfunny for this to be a great movie.
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>>223598768
The movie actually mocks the people you describe, but it also mocks people like you too
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>>223598768
>hasn't seen the movie
I'm noticing a pattern here
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>>223598517
ahem
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>>223598517
>make a bad movie
>but it's supposed to be bad
>see, we are making fun of bad movies? it's deep, look what sheep these people are
Preachy shit. Movies should be good first. Preachy shit second.
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>>223601180
Now let's talk about the leather man. Can we talk about the leather man, please
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>>223598517
It’s simple, if it’s not capeshit /tv/ doesn’t like it lol
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>>223601292
was it her dad? I say yes
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>>223600252
Based
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>>223601249
>I haven’t seen it
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>>223599216
I haven't seen a movie like Digger since Everything Everywhere all at once.

I hadn't seen a movie like EEAAO since Bladerunner 2049

I hadn't seen a movie like BR2049 since the Dark Knight

I hadn't seen a movielike TDK since The Departed
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>>223601303
But she became him at the end?
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>>223601665
like most children do
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>>223601800
damn, shit's deep
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>>223601829
it's cinema
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>>223601249
>but it's supposed to be bad
Nobody said that. The people who saw it said it was a masterpiece
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>>223602741
>people make threads about a new movie on a movie forum
>must be shills
retard
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>>223603053
Try harder, jamboy.
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>>223598517
Okay, I'm a pleb. I'm not seeing this.
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>>223599698
>Which is ridiculous because browns are the biggest polluters on the planet as seen by India, Africa, South East Asia etc
and they're doing that all by themselves, are they?
africa and india just independently discovered how to extract fossil fuels and make plastics?
the only reason third worlders are doing anything except living in mud huts and eating each other is because whites decided to show up and teach them just enough technology for them to be able to use it to destroy the world
there would be zero pollution from india if white people hadn't taught them the tools they're using to do it



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