>Negress nurse gf>Kroot gf>Blank gf>Rogue Trader gf>Magos Biologis gfChoose very carefully, acolyte
fantasy game when.
I see the good old RT tradition where my juiced up group of emperor's best always loses initiative to some literally who gutter rats continues
>>729235798LOW MOMENTUM
>>729234765That's why you know it won't happen
>>729227994theres nothing to talk about besides muh waifus
Do the monkeys celebrate Christmas? Does monkey Jesus exist?
>>729227001Improvement
>>729232135
>Code: STOCKINGSTUFFER300 Monkey Money
>>729234970thanks>STOCKINGSTUFFERreally
Play Bomberman. (Mostly games from the SNES era onwards)
>>729236368/v/ always made fun of Bomberman when he was an assist. Anyone who says otherwise is being a contrarian.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/423337998/
>>729236790that was years agokinda weird how you keep bringing it up unprompted
>>729236839Stop
>>729236839He still gets shat on today because his franchise has barely evolved in that timespan. Still as stagnant and mediocre as it was in 2017.
>>729236790Bro is still addicted to a joke from 7 years ago lmao
Why would you buy a steam deck over a switch 2?
You get to larp as a tech bro so that's coolBetter sales too
>>729236701Steam deck has gamesSwitch 2 doesn’t
Games set in ancient Egypt are peak comfy.
>>729236224>>729235257meh. There's nothing better, but the bar is very low.
>>729233302I had no clue so many existed. What are these titles?
>>729233302Maze of kings, made by the jurassic world lost world arcade devs. Same cheesy voice acting and gameplay style.
>>729236057Tell me more?
>xhe will play video games on Christmas and New Year's.
>>729236739Please, I beg you guys stop posting pictures of cute girls. It reminds me of what I'm missing out ...
>THE JEW WAS BORN TODAY THE JEW WAS BORN TODAY!!! (supposedly)who cares?
Play war thunder
>>729235596>play tanks>die to random overpowered planes or helis shooting one hit kill F&F missiles at you from almost beyond the rendering rang
>>729234627???why would II even got a giga nice computer to play on ultra settings but I won't ever install this piece of shit>each update has like +10 premiums and 5 tech tree vehiclesFuck that shit.
>>729236457>>die to random overpowered planes or helis shooting one hit kill F&F missiles at you from almost beyond the rendering rangspawn spaa?
>>729236457New update let's you get a free spare tank and spaa in high rank matches
>>729234627I won't play a game where the purpose of ground vehicles is to be sitting ducks for poopsocking CAS trash to blow their load on. I just wanted to play tanks, but I can't do that since every game is just CAS raping the fuck out of everything.Yes I know thats "realistic", but I WANT to play TANKS. I would go back in a heartbeat if there was a ground vehicle only mode, and not this shitflinging ape revenge bombing bullshit. >>729236667>spAwN spAA!!!yeah great and spend all game waiting to take .5 second long potshots at the occasional turd who is dumb enough to fly in your zone of control? Fuck off you little nigger. The game is shit because of idiots like you.
>>729236230>you were cut out for collegehow so? the wokaloids removed every barrier of entry. once you get in you don't need to use your brain not even once
>>729236323Anon, the fact that /v/ fucking shits all over modern Gears of War provfes me right. Your opinion is irrelevant and fails to address anything.
>>729236487>once you get in you don't need to use your brain not even onceYes, it's clear that that was your attitude. But that the story is nonsensical and pointless in your telling of it seems suggest more about your understanding of the story than about the story itself or the actual reason they apparently loved to tell all the time.
>>729236710you talk like a retard.your shit is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever going to work the way you want it to work in your retarded head. eat shit.
>>729236020BAAZZUUUU-CHAAAAN
How am I supposed to play video games when my ears ring 24/7
>somehow move my inside ear muscles by closing my eyes and concentrating, and kinda like pushing it>hear a swoosh sound>tinnitus disappears until i move my head againthe fuck is this shit
>>729236361I don't know how long you've lived with it, but I've had tinnitus in my right ear for about half a year, and you can get used to it. I sometimes notice it while playing games, but not being 100% focused on the sounds I'm hearing helps. The only thing that's been permanently ruined for me is listening to non-intensive music in a silent environment, since I'm focusing on what I'm hearing intently, and the ringing is very noticeable then. For environments with background noise or intensive music like e.g. metal it's not a problem, since the ringing gets tuned out.
>>729236864Are you sure its not an ear infection?
It just went away after a while for me so works on my meat machine.
>>729236649>just become a zombie bro
>just a couple of textures, minimal polygons, and baked lighting for le... performance!Outdated game.
>>729202621Needs some TAA blur and ghosting
>>729234407you can't just disable TAA
>>729236827skill issue
>>729164068Cry of Fear?
>>729237009you're a jeet and your engine is shit
>Inb4 Ayy 67 (676.7)That's it, the memory shortage is ripe for this moment. Merry xmas /v/aggots.
>>729234949>66 is demonic>67 is demonic>69 is demonicwhat's next migger
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>>729234865you picked the wrong game to torshazampost about retard-kun. They could forget to ship the executable and spend a week fixing it and it'll still rape every record in entertainment as a whole, regardless of quality. It's actual delusion to think otherwise.
fakegta vi is never coming outthey fucked up
Even if gta6 was free and a reasonable file size I would even touch it, boring premise and gameplay
is genshin impact worth for a late player
>>729236871>>729236890>see video isn't doing well>turn on the bots for a few daysit's an old tencent tradition
>>729236556Genshin has a high female player base too, and after Natlan shafted male characters so much, Flins was a breath of fresh air for women. Everything about his character is pretty cool without going into Mary sue territory.
>>729229630yea
>>729236379The vote count is pretty low for this poll.
>>729230706I'm glad I didn't get her cons even though I've used her like crazy. She fell off SO fast it's unreal.
>""the beauty of simplicity"">10/12 modes AREN'T classic arena>game deducts 10% of your XP fi you don't also play those modesuhhhh okie
Why the fuck is Cyberpunk number one on the switch 2? I can't be cause of the sale.
>>729236751>still hasn't proven any of his claims to be trueWhy not?What are you afraid of?
>>729236394Dumbass.>inb4 "uhhhh I specifically said 'switch' and not 'switch 2' so that doesn't count"
>>729236751Not him but are you really trying to say that bundles don’t count towards a game sales? What level of tendie are you on? Are you the same one who doesn’t believe your friends at Nintendo are selling $80 games?
>>729236923Technically, thats not $80 bro :^)But yeah, i wouldn't buy it for that price.
>>729236870I see, so you believe my claim is false. So, you agree that codes are included in sales, that mean all the games in op list is sold better than Mario Kart World.
>can't even see your kill stats at the end of a mapwtf is this bullshit?
>>729200964>>729201116>>729201151>>729201278>>729201423>>729201540If you've seen how faggots treated newbies during the hive scum release you'd totally understand why they didn't implement a scoreboard.The darktide community is so fucking toxic it made the angry twink rethink his own toxicity and he was fucking toxic as fuck.
>>729236167>angry twinkHe's a fat spic, you retard.
>>729236167>>729236558peeved pedro or some other angry argentinian?
Is this a good build for Shield Ogryn? https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a006d28e-3024-4c8b-b73f-b57383335a8a/dec-2025-havoc-40-ogryn-shield-tank-build-for-the-lilunsI'm just level 13 and struggling to enjoy this game - everything feels so tanky theres no way anyone should be able to take an Ogryns bully club to the face and keep swinging back
>>729224347>>729224561No, no no no. The revolver is the perfect weapon for the "I don't want to use my ranged weapon" player.The best way to use that gun is as an "annoying-nigger-killer". I only use it to shoot:>Snipers>Trappers>Flamers>BombersIt's worthless for anything else, but countering those 4 means you can rely on talents and melee weaponry for everything else in the game. Sometimes a cunt is just out of reach.
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>729236421I'm not reading all that shit faggot
>PLAYANFf12 on switch 2, game is alright so far, I'm at the tomb of raithwell and I'm working on what jobs and secondary jobs my character should be>WATCHANMacross 7 on Disney+>LISTENANTyler the creator grinch album>READAN/v/ and ghost in the shell>EATANLeftover cava wrap>DRINKANGatorade 0>FAPPANNah>FEELANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729236596Then don't, retard.
>>729229505Upgrade: Not chill anymore, whole family pissed me off, tree is not done (took the whole thing back to the basement, fuck this shit...
>>729230094you french aren't you ?
What are your favorite snow/Christmas levels in games?
>>729236250Heeey you're not supposed to post the part where the Snowman fucks her. Part of the mystique is omitting that part.
>>729236612i am no vermin nigger who deletes loli threads
>>729236787No you're a schizo that has been having a meltdown lately
What was the author's name again?
>>729236891 mod
Can you watch me Gardevoir while I got out Christmas shopping /v?
>>729234549because we are horny and want sexy pokemon
>>729236328How did Palkia become the mother of humans when humans already existed so that one would be Palkia's father?
>>729236671>It's blue arms all the way down.
>>729234549i do like on model, but i dont mind off model either since it's interesting to see how different artists take their artistic libertiesi think the ideal is a good tasteful middleground, but again, it's just a preferencei like them all
>>729236576At that point you’re not actually attracted to gardevoir, just an idealized version. Might as well be an entirely different pokemon for all it matters
'I'm not responsible for how my body makes you feel.'
>>729234783games for this feel
>>729234783then i am not responsible for what your body is about to make me do
Basically an Atelier thread, here's Klaudia.
>>729234783that's like saying it's not her fault she got raped when she wears revealing clothes, just bullshit
>>729236934I want to place my nose at her waistline and deeply inhale.
As a former Souls fan, I was thinking about the games this morning and came to the realization that apart from the atmosphere and music, they're shit. The mechanics are clunky and dated. Rolling around to dodge is a stupid mechanic. Poking some giant demigod's ankles until they die is a stupid mechanic. The RPG stats are an excel spreadsheet for midwits. The fan base is by far the worst aspect of all. Literal Reddit midwits. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog.
>Poking some giant demigod's ankles until they die is a stupid mechanicAh yes I bet it would be fine if the damage to the ankles went to a separate poise bar, which upon being emptied would make the demigod kneel, allowing you to swap at his chest without any risk for 10 seconds, rinse and repeat 10 times until the fight is overNow that is game design amirite
