Cliam your waifu
>>719990168God I wish she was
Stop spamming your flat chink whore
>>719988715>>719989140tranny
>>719988837Well that artist is a blast from the past
Are you the one that boat dropped off? Odd to see a boat arrive at that time of the day. Hope the Imperials treated you okay. I swear they took my Morrowind thread
>>719976036People like you are the most obnoxious crybaby fags on the entire board. You're crying because people are discussing an older video game instead of whatever garbage slop you love. I can't even imagine being such a pussy like you.>>719976578Faggots like these are always whining whenever people make a thread on an older video game and then proceed to have a schizo breakdown accusing you to be some other random ass anon you've never heard of because they apparently think this board only has like 5 people on it. The best part is when they seethe so hard when you only make like two threads on the same game within the span of 3 months and then they accuse you of "spamming"
Post your current characters.
>>719988974WHILE YOU PLAYED WITH MUATRA I STUDIED THE BLADE
What's the comfiest settlement and why is it Suran
>>719990124I rarely take pictures of my dude, especially since he's still a scrub
I just want you all to know that I just finished this dogshit.What an aggressive dogshit this game was.6/10.
>>719984487When you actually get good at the combat systems then it can be fun, yes.
>>719975561This is totally true, and actually, with hindsight, im wondering if the entire plot to elden ring was written by AI. ive never been exposed to media before that gave me that totally uncanny feeling of something disjointed and half connected and so incoherency. i really think that maybe they used some kind of LLM to write this game. Thats my main gripe with elden ring. it has the bones to bean all time game, but theres no life in it. its totally void of anything human. a good story wouldve propelled it to the top tieridk maybe its because east asians are bugs and have no souls too
>>719986352And Naruto copied it from Halo, btw.
>>719989607The whole purpose of crafting is padding out rewards. So instead of actually finding a useful item you find a fraction of a useful item that you can later combine with several other fractions of a useful item. It's something Elden Ring has to resort to, much like reusing bosses, because the digital real estate is too big for the amount of gameplay the developers made.
>>719990282This cat isn't real. It's actually Photoshopped.
Whoah, I wonder how the girl would have reacted if the game was built around pussy penetration or anal.
>>719987530 Based taste, honestly. Nujabes always feels like sitting in a quiet train at night watching the city pass by-melancholic but comforting. Then you’ve got the 80s metal side that kicks your soul awake with every riff. A man of balance. You ever listen to stuff like Jesu or Alcest? They kind of straddle that line between aggression and serenity too.
>>719989396Never heard of them, but I'll give them a listen.
>Durr dis old game still goodI mean, just look at Lust's Cupid. It's fucking shit. Shit art style, shit ""story"", shit sound, furfaggotry(which looks abysmal). It has no oomph, complete cookie cutter garbage
>>719990259You say that like anything has surpassed VH
>>719985578Women are aware of this too. There's 2 ways they deal with it.The smart ones try to pin down a good man while they still have the beauty to do it, and coast off legal, social, and biological commitments to keep him loyal.The dumb ones waste their youth playing easy mode, and have to end up settling for a low value male when they grow too old for good men.It's sad to see. But don't let blackpillers convince you everyone is in the 2nd camp.
>26 years later >still hasn't been surpassed how did they do it?
>>719981383This isn't that kind of thread, pedophile
>>719975151It seems the prospect of proving yourself instinctually superior to a six year old has distracted you from the point being made, so I'll reiterate:Having to wait in real time for a chance to do something is often considered dogshit game design and it is usually a point of derision even when done on a much lesser scale. I'd like you to explain why you think time-gated events like the once a day swarm phone calls, waiting up to two days for the next bug-catching contest, possibly waiting up to a week for Lapras, and being forced to play the game at certain times of day to catch a certain mons is fun or engaging.
How come wild Pokemon give less EXP than trainers? This can make it so you’re screwed if you waste trainer EXP on a bad mon. Modern Pokemon was absolutely correct in giving you the new and improved EXP share that benefits the entire party.
>>719990034It makes the world feel real, like the people and Pokemon really are alive inside your cartridge. It makes sense that a ghost Pokemon would only come out at night, while birds would be most plentiful in the morning. It adds an element of mystery and adventure: you're talk to other trainers and hear rumors of strange growls from a rare Pokemon deep inside a cave that only appears on Fridays. People with imaginations read that and get a desire to explore the cave and see what they find.If you don't like it then that's fine, but that's why other people find it fun.
>>719981895dude LGP+E was so close to what you're picturing, I wouldn't hold your breath
I'm a 38-year-old man. Why is this the game I'm looking forward to most this year?
They should have just released as regular instead of clowning on themselves over Silksong.
kids
>>719989975
Loathsome games thread?
>>719986552I wonder. Played the demo and it was alright maybe. There's crafting, but it was very linear. You need to craft A and use it here, then you need to craft B and use it there, and so on.I faintly remember the English translation not being very good as well. This might've changed though. I think the demo was available before EA started.
Game is available in both. Where are u buying it?
>>719989919Who's conceding? Your platform is literally vanishing right before your eyes.
>>719989976Why even buy the Steam version when you could just pirate that too?
>>719980667Your access to online content can, and eventually will be, taken away. Case in point, Steam recently removing hundreds of games from the storefront due to pressure from payment processors. By having a local backup of your online purchases, you retain access to your digital property without relying on a third party. GOG doesn't need to offer anything more than that for it to reflect the greater value, at least so far as single-player games are concerned. Maybe you don't care enough about losing your games for any of that to matter, or more likely you're just a shill looking to muddy the waters talking about "forced bandwagons", but for me it's enough reason to buy my games from another storefront.
>>719990359Can you read? Genuine question.
>>719979152Steam. Unless GOG is cheaper. Or its a porn game kek
WOW! WHAT IS IT!?
>Rebecca walks into the room, greets Chris from 10 feet away, they wave at each other>Chris walks up to her>"Is that you, Rebecca?"Gets me every time
>>719990142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXy4V3MKIU0
post screenshots
>>719953705ps1 game looks better
>>719990290>toy uncle
Why is there smoke coming out of your PC, Anon?
>>719986420Oh that's not smoke, that's steam! Steam installing the high quality optimized AAA games we'll be playing! Mmmm, steam games!
>>719986420I tried pirating a Nintendo game
You know, this input lag is quite similar to playing on GeForce Now.
>>719990094Oh, no. Old Skinner Drivers. Patented family distro!
>>719990265For Steam games?
What do you think of Capcom betraying Sony just to avoid taking responsibility for Monster Hunter Wilds' failure?
>>719965919The price is very deceptive, you have to buy the disk drive and vertical stand separately even on the base version (now that they discontinued the "fat" and only the diskless slim exists in japan).
>>719988559They have fully become a westoid company since the start of the PiS5 era.Not even literal bankruptcy is going to change their ways now.
>>719986585>and turning their entire catalog into gachaslopwhos gonna tell him?
>NOOOOOO I MUST DEFEND SONY. THEY ARE MY FRIENDS!!
>>719988830By your logic that means MHS3 is the last "anime" thing capcom currently has coming soon.
California gets nuked in PW, so it's a redpilled game.Ace Combat 7's message is "borders = bad"
Penal Unit should've been a bigger part of the game, UAVs suck shit to fight and the DLC was the best part of the game.
>>719986502What do you mean by cheese in 5? I just recently started it after playing 4 and it actually feels harder desu. Am I missing something?
>>719989419Cheesy storytelling, not the gameplay.4 is the easiest game in the series imo
>>719989065AC7 message is more like "letting AI drones control factories that produce even more AI drones is not a very good idea"
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>719984405Honestly rewatching is a really good shout about now hmm
>>719988841Nucular option has viable early game props>>719988404You too, seems like you're reliving the past which is based because kil trannies
>>719987915>They play like amplitude on the ps2.nicemight try out some roms myself even though i don't have a guitar controller>>719987129we all know her devil contract involves stuff like that iykwim
>>719989289Nice, thanks. I'll probably just start with Red/Blue.
>PLAYANStill nothing, maybe I'll try to find a cheap turn-based RPG on GOG later. No idea what though. >WATCHANNothing.>LISTENANNothing.>READANNothing. >EATANLeftover pizza, probably a canned soup and a cheese sandwich later. >DRINKANIced tea was on sale when I went out earlier to get more beers, so that right now. >FAPPANSame stuff as yesterday, really just bored with it this point. Now that everything is locked behind paywalls my favorite artists post with much less frequency, and porn releases I actually want to download are rare too. >FEELANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Greatest Gacha collab just announced, you may kneel
wait a secare we really only 2 days away?
>>719989991>them teasing that Alice might not be biologically related to her momthey've teased no such thing
>>719989991>teasing that Klee might not be biologically related to her mom doesn't help either.they haven't said anything about that officialy just yet. Or atleast I haven't seen anything like it.I know it's very likely they pull something lik e "oh she's my clone" or "i created my daughter because i wanted one lol" but that's just lame. Have her be her actual daughter it would be cute.
>>7199900963
>>719989991>the Genshin devs are a bit afraid of experimentationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZmJ8WqQ_0If this isn't experimentation than nothing is
what games have that american road trip feel?
death stranding
look I understand collecting gas station crap but why did he have to wear the uniform
SOCOM https://youtu.be/MV36EDve8W0?si=0lzS4_awNzte0vGL
>>719987659Death Road to Canda
>>719987659Imagine brushing John Romero's hair and calling him a good boy.
Did you know that the first Uncharted game was designed by Yasuhara Hirokazu, lead designer of the original Sonic games? He worked with Naughty Dog all throughout the 00's.Uncharted 1 is by far the best in the series. The only people who dislike it are normalfags that enjoy Snoy movie "games" that play themselves which was innovated by Uncharted 2.Uncharted 1, in comparison, is an actual game and not just a scripted cinematic simulator like the rest of the series; there are barely any cutscenes in it and it has some decent gunplay. I also really like the vibe and the setting of the old abandoned Spaniard town in the Caribbean’s.
>>719985791yeah
So why doesn't Drake have the spindash in Uncharted 2?
>>719985791I really liked it as a PS3 game. The crumbing bridge segment right at the beginning was amazing for the time period. The mocap enemies were also. It was defeated by the starting pistol being super OP and the end game was really lame. But everything before that was legit very good. I don't know if it stands up to the test of time, because I just don't care to replay it. But I do know that I liked it a lot better than the 10 years of movie game bullshit that came after.
>>719985791I like its vibe the most, but I'm biased because I've always adored the "Spanish pirates" setting and U1 fits that moreso than U4 even. There's many parts of it where you can tell they still sort of had that PS2 platformer mentality, my go-to example is always that one climbing section in the jungle where you must jump from one pillar to the next across an area, and the camera angle, the awkward jumps, you wouldn't see it in any of the sequels but there's plenty of sections in U1 like it. Also its locations are a bit schizo, how you go from a jungle mainland to an island to a fortress to a sunken city to a jungle inland to a sunken city but now with a bike to a mini-citadel to undeground to a larger citadel... it's hard to explain but it repeats beats more than its sequels, which personally makes it feel like the setting is less window dressing and more cohesive, areas you revisit time and again even if from different angles. I definitely feel it's an underrated game as far as "Naughty Dog movie games" are concerned. Then again I also like 3 more than I do 2, and I think 4 is godawful.
>>719990128I last played it back in 2016 or so, and it already felt charmingly aged, much to my surprise. It felt more like a PS2 game than what we later came to associate with the PS3.Drake kills so many guys in that game! So many fat, shirtless guys in overalls with shotguns, dead by my hands...
Has a video game ever ruined your life?
>>719988838I was wondering why people kept photoshopping him to be more pale
>>719989015many such cases
>>719986116no, but sleeping did
>>719986116Call of Duty
>>719986271You sound like a miserable person to be around with.
Holy. shit.I'm *pretty* sure this means we're getting GTA 6 on the Switch 2. This thing is a beast
Star Wars Outlaws is a bad example because Ubisoft stuck Denuvo in it. Denuvo is factually the antithesis of performance, demonstrated by hundreds of videos across dozens of games.If you want to showcase, try finding a game that isn't using performance-ruining DRM, otherwise your message will always be doubted. You have plenty of other examples to pick from. Take Cyberpunk or something for a high end test.
>>719989856Dude you know damn well Denuvo isn't that heavy
>>719988910average 'eck user
>>719989856holy mother of cope. denuvo adds like 0.5% load the cpu, that's it.
>>719988685Power was never an issue. If Rockstar wanted to put GTA VI on Switch 2 they would find a way to do it even if Switch 2 had half the power it does now.With how gigantic the budget is expected to be, putting it on all platforms would be the best move. But then again, they are skipping PC on launch. Switch 2 version could also come at a later time if it comes out at all
You must pick only one. Which way, man of culture?
>>719989656There's a very conspicuous detail missing from this silky smooth drawing...
>>719989826Not every character needs a dense forest of pubic hair, anon.
>>719989897A) wrongB) its canon she has pubes
>>719989897shart actually has pubes in-game anon
>>719969168>western secular protestant liberalism has abstracted evil to something impossible so they can pretend things that are evil are nothorrific
>platformer game>the platforming is the worst part about it
>>719989041I'm saying your hate for Jak is contrived because you have the same amount of play time in both Jak and Ratchet and Clank.
>>719989041They're more like 10 hour games if you don't suck massive fucking cock at playing video games, chief.
>>719989280I'm not OP, I thought Jak 1 was great.
i like sly cooper>*gets killed*
>>719989207That wasn't me
