>no tits>no assWhat's the appeal?
>>736344613>>736344742So you think Lucina actually wears panties or does she go with male underwear to complete the impersonation?
>>736341246Of course.
>>736334594>Barely actually contributes to the story despite being advertised as a side protagonist>Can kill her father and needlessly works against him in the arena chapter>Bullshit vague handwave to "explain" why she doesn't do much with "muh timeline" excuseLucina is not a good protagonist
>>736345815Underwear??
>>736334594>Future Trunks>But I can stick my dick inside of it without being gay. That's it.
https://youtu.be/McsTNECldRc?si=L_owrAitKZDgDD05Intravenous 3 just got officially announced. I really enjoyed the two prequels, good news like these couldn't be more welcomed especially after one of my favorite danganronpa fangame projects (eden garden) got canceled by the woke crowd. Support your /v/ devs
>>736346479>It's an amateurs choice.You completely missed the point of my analogy. If you go to a painter who is renowned for painting and then get mad that they havent started making sculptures and selling those instead, youre an idiot. Drawing in 2d does not mean you are on the stairs with the goal of getting to making 3d models, it is not a pipeline with a progression path you spastic.>I like the way this game looks, I hope the sequel looks completely different
>>736346504>Why don't you fuck off then.Maybe because I'm not flooding the gaming market with bloat with a price tag attached to it? maybe because i don't oversaturate the gaming medium as a whole? You made an active choice when becoming a game developer and now what you're gonna hear is where you fucked up by taking shortcuts. You've nickle and dimed many people according to your sales so i will be unapologetically harsh to you simply because of that. You don't deserve anything less than to be called a lazy motherfucker. To be called untalented.
Love Intravenous, love how he just iterates on stuff that works and drops shit that didn't, love the autistic obsession with guns and gunmodding, absolutelty FUCKING LOVE the AI, because they're one of the few videogame enemies that will>Not blindly run into the same doorway that three of their friends just got gunned down in>Hold positions while their friends flank>Communicate via radio once someone goes missing>Magdump into the darkness if they suspect you're there>Stay in the light unless they have flashlightsMy one criticism of IV is the absolute dogshit dialogue writing, but it's one dude doing pretty much all the work and he can't be perfect at everything.
>>736308186here's an audio version of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/t0ry44.webm
I don't get the complaint about the graphics, it's an artistic choice that works very well and the first time you see a grenade go off in a room that destroys all the lights, starts a small fire and triggers the sprinkler system will make you appreciate how it's both busy and easy to read at the same time.
Who's your personal favorite slut from a game?
>>736347046I think it's a tie between Mercy from Overwatch and OP's mom
HIS mom! >>736347265
yer mudda
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>>736347046i love giant saggers so much bros
She has a move where she fucking blitzes you and moves laterally at the same fucking time. How the fuck am I supposed to fucking deflect that fucking shit? This bitch is literally harder than most of the main bosses. It's actually fucking unfair. Why does Miyazaki put so much fucking unfair bullshit in his games when even he admits that he sucks at them? What does he get out of this stupid shit? Oh boy, I can't wait for the same basic ass bitchmade advice from the denizens of /v/ as if they're descending from the heavens to give you unprecedented and otherworldly advice when in reality, they repeat the same fucking shit nonstop.>Have you tried deflecting and not dodging?>Use firecrackers>Dude just fucking use the jump kick>Just stand there and deflect>Hesitation is defeat>Mikiri Counter bro>Don't mash buttons bro>Just learn the patterns bro>It's a rhythm game bro>Use your prosthetic tools bro>It'll click eventually broAnd I can't wait to see my favorite one:>Dude Git Gud lmaoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736334229Shes optional
>>736344097>proceeds to fuck her in front of Jinzaemon
>>736334229O-ring of the Grease
working as intended they need to release more games like this once in a while the community needs some filtering especially after elden ring
>>736334229Have you tried using poison? She's weak to it and staggers from the proc for easy damage.
Dragon's dogma 2 is actually pretty good and become great with few difficulty modI believe that the people who hated this game are actually braindead low iq subhuman
>>736346891>he watches TV
>>7363468102 is basically a remake of 1 without Dark Arisen
>>736346934Not even close lmao.
>>736343580sounds like the same cope as crimson desertfags
>>736347359They're actually updating CD though.Game still sucks ass, of course.
Why is the SH2 remake so underrated in terms of being an actual survival horror game? On Hard mode, the enemies are incredibly deadly while resources are very scarce, and entering the wrong room can quickly spell your death.
Silent hill is the most performative franchise, 90% of it's "fans" don't play any of the games and just like to reposts pics and clips online because they think it looks aesthetic
>>736346615Far too many people seem comfortable in saying that gameplay is not the most important aspect of a video game. That's like saying the edibility of an object does not make it good food. They will eat a rusty nail.
the remake was probably the only time ive ever felt genuine fear navigating the levels of a game its just a shame that the game went on for sooo long and i was just getting frustrated by the end and wanted it to be over.
>>736337372holy shit that obese asian grifter is embarrassing
>>736344427Kill yourself you autistic fucking loser.
>Reddit atheism, Japan
it's obnoxious how full this board is of people who want to be "trad Christians" and lead a traditional nuclear family but don't get any bitches and hate women
If you think the apocalypse is bad because it will kill lots of people then why do you drive cars when they also kill lots of people?
>>736333391Just like real life
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>>736331712SMT/Persona's world is structured in a way that every religion's beliefs, both good and bad, are brought into reality because of people's belief in them even if they heavily contradict each other or cause major issues if you view it from any sort of critical lens.When SMT itself uses Christianity it's primarily a mix of Gnosticism and Judaism rather than Christianity itself because YHVH in the SMT universe is equivalent to something like the Demiurge, not God. There is an actual equivalent to the Abrahamic God in the SMT universe and that would be The Greater Will, but again, it's basically centered around Gnosticism and Judaism rather than Christianity.
Why did it flop?
>>736338028While not a sizable playerbase, Arc raiders works on Linux, Marathon does not. Winfren wanted us to try Marathon but we cannot thanks to its anti cheat.
>>736338028Character make me want to gauge my eyes out.Artstyle is modern (picrel), it is made for women by women. Women don't play games.Combat just looked kind of dead inside.When I watched shroud play there was not nearly as much communication as in arc (maybe less strategic choices to talk about).No entertainment by yelling slurs at people in voice?
>>736342091>they really need some mechanism for progress even on failed runsAlready a thing. Most quests don't require you to extract, and you still get XP even if you die. Really, the purpose of extraction is only:>Keeping the items in your inventory>Getting bonus CyAc XP for extracting>Converting faction valuables into associated faction XP>Converting key templates into actual keysThe only way I can see this get pushed further if they add a safe pocket system.
It's lost about 18% of its playerbase from last Saturday.
>>736347248>for women by womenit is made by mentally ill men pretending to be women*
This is a normal thread pertaining to the upcoming video game Pragmata.
>>736344035hehe look at that spider dance
>>736344502This but western devs could never
>>736303037FPBP
>>736344502the stories are too predictable. someone needs to shake shit up
>>736344268funny you say that because due to the recent ESRB description coming out, we now know a "realistic android child" gets impales at some point in the game, though we have no idea how that will actually go
I wonder what Lon Lon Milk tastes like
>>736338230Trust the s()yence.Btw we need to ban cows milk entirely and replace it with s()ymilk. Its healthier for you and for the climate! Trust the experts! Kill the cows and pay higher taxes to improve the weather!
>>736338184that's beer not milk you retard also misato drinks shota semen when she isn't drinking beer
It tastes like love.
Is this the gay pedo thread or the straight pedo thread?
>>736347214whoever spams photos first
https://retroachievements.org/user/EmperorJonI originally thought this website would be really fun but I think I largely had a lot more fun playing retro games or just games in general just as they are without worrying about achievement crap. Most of the time whenever I see this site mentioned on /v/ or /vr/ anons mostly crap on the site calling it pointless cause some of the achievements are either grindy or force you to do unnatural/stupid things in a game that aren't really that hard or fun. Some challenges aren't even very creative like don't get hit by a boss or just achievements that show off your progress. Amazing and beautiful community though for adding this stuff to old games, but it's full of faggots and left wingers. I also miss playing games on normal original hardware. My friend who also had an account on there deleted his because he told me that a lot of the achievements felt grindy and not fun and that every time he wanted to play something retro he had to play it on an emulator or else he was missing out on points. Currently I have mastered 42 games should I delete my profile and play old games just for fun?
>>736339061Do whatever you want.Why can't you think for yourself?
who gives af about any achievements i turn the notifications off for it on every console and steam
>>736347263some high ranking people on the site have the 4chan logo in their profile picturethey don't care, atleast not out loudand idk, never played Galaxy. saving it for my last game of the Wii Event
>>736347271>anon doesn't care about the thread topic>he's so cool and different from the others
>>736347351the thread topic is achievements and i care that retards actually think gay ass digital participation awards mean anything
Best ending
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>>736342986>ohmygodohmydohmygod
>>736345337How can Adafags keep believing it's not over for them???
What's Nakadashi's insta? I might bother him there with some Leon x Sherry stuff too.
>>736269230I laughed out loud
How stupid does an entire galaxy need to be to constantly get duped and subverted by some of the most obviously evil characters in storytelling?
>>736345962They literally built a planet killing device with the intent of terrifying the entire galaxy, dangling it above them as a preemptive measure. Then blew a planet up for no reason.
>>736344294Mutts are more retarded than Empire.
>>736346918>They literally built a planet killing device with the intent of terrifying the entire galaxy, dangling it above them as a preemptive measure.So, nukes?
>>736346918the funniest thing is, they didnt even blew up some third world shithole no one cared about. The first act was to destroy a very well known, respected, historied core world planet that dated back to the earlierst days of galactic history.No one will bat an eye if you bomb Ngubu Village in Somalia. But people WILL bat an eye if you eradicate a first world city like Florence, Boston or Munich.
>>736347309Sometimes I wonder if The Empire thought that far ahead into how the galaxy would react. Did they assume their citizens were so demoralized they wouldn't retaliate?
I have safe anon dev fatigue
>>736347128>To hope the dev takes your feedback seriously and makes a better game taking into account these issuesI think the gamedev general is a big hugbox and that's not going to happen, it's mostly people making absolute crap hoping they'll get popular on /trash/ like this guy >>736347169
>>736346071>>736346869you are a poser casual shitter lmao. kys
>>736346779Combo means combination. Basically Attack 1 -> 2 -> 3 etc. Combo Timer basically acts as a countdown for the reset button
>>736346282sinker sound looks too schizophrenic for methe zelda clone looks cute
>>736347227>the gamedev general is a big hugboxI wouldn't say so, the criticism can be pretty blunt at times
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>>736345720>PLAYANDoing the Dawntrail raids on FFXIV for the first time, these are funs but harder than the previous ones>WATCHANLCK, T1 vs HLE is a must watch >LISTENANhttps://youtu.be/bfqZOZZWGIo?si=ZbrDLHB5cTV77nYI>READANNothing>EATANMilk chocolate >DRINKANMonster energy mango loco>FAPPANOne Piece hentai Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736345720>PLAYANFatal Frame 2 remake, on chapter 8 and getting really tired of the wraiths popping up every 2 minutes. I'm enjoying it regardless.>WATCHANWhats New Scooby-doo>LISTENANHololive songs>READAN/v/ and /a/ threads mostly>EATANleftover steak>DRINKANwater>FAPPANnahComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Good evening lads>PLAYANForza Motorsport 4Too Human>WATCHANThe Changeling (1980)>LISTENANJudas Priest - Sin After Sin, Stained Class, Sad Wings of Destiny>READAN/v/>EATANhoney roasted mixed nuts>DRINKANsemillion sav blanc >FAPPANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736345720House flipper is free on Steam!
>>736346090What's the point in this retarded post? You said nothing. Almost as bad as the fags that come here to give 100 word updates about their gay lives
What happened to Capcom? They used to be the leaders of the fighting game genre in all aspects, but now their characters don't look as good as ones from SNK games.Ingridfags are probably livid right now.
>>736346642I like to imagine all people uglier than me.
>guilty gear is removing wild assaultLook at thatA modern fighting game turning down the retarded rushdown that every developer decided was absolute.See capcom? You can literally just nerf drive rush.
Gym Junkie. Obsessed with his body. Loves his body more than woman. Probably wants to sex himself. - Traditional/Legacy Fighting Games philosophy. Normal guy who goes to gym, in shape, great build. But not as toned as the junkie - 2009 Fighting Games philosophy. The nigga buying the Ab massager after seeing a TV ad and drinking Slim Fast drinks - Modern fighting games. Prove me wrong. This is by far the most perfect analogy to explain what's been going on with combat development and the philosophies of fighting games over the decades.
>>736347108>food analogy
>>736347108there is nothing wrong with being lazy
itt: best city builders
>>736342209did anno rome come out yet? is it any good?basically every Rome-themed game I've tried to play has been really shit.
>>736344567Yes, and it's shit. Might I suggest the old Caesar games instead if you're looking for something Rome-themed? Otherwise, if you want something newer, Nova Roma (by the people who made Kingdoms & Castle) just released in early access, and it's pretty great.
>>736337707Supposedly the simulation part is still completely fake
>>736344313>you'll lose your first 4-5 playthrusIt's piss easy to win on the first try without any wikilosering if you're not a fucking idiot.
>>736337456Sim City 4 hands down but I'm still nostalgic for City Life 2008
What the fuck was his problem?
>>736343926House cats can rek a tyrant too
>>736339113Being a bit of a brainlet.
>>736340309Who we you're not from America lol
>>736339351Wait until you see the prices for actual military shit
>>736339338>You'll be like him if you were ostracized and everyone ran away from you for no reason.Not like I know what that's like
Is it true the Switch2's d-pad is just as bad as the Switch 1's?How is it that the company that invented the d-pad can't make a good one anymore?
>>736342104>is it just as badNo, it's a lot better.>is it good?No, it's not good.my gulikit espro is much better.
>>736344224NTA:I don't like the controller overall, but the modern Xbox controller has an, in my opinion at least, amazing D-pad. I really wish I this controller could work better for me.Also the Razer Wired Wolverine Chroma V2.
>>736344393Same, if you put a SeX d-pad and TMR sticks on a 360 controller that would be me set for life.Steam Deck with the extremerate clicky kit is my current first choice though so I'm getting the new Gabe controller supposing it's not vaporware.
>>736345071>I'm getting the new Gabe controller supposing it's not vaporware.Same.
>>736342104I'm nintendo's goodest goy, but they royally fucked the controls on the switch 2 so much it's making me not want to buy their next gen one til I can confirm good controls>joycons have rounded shoulder buttons that get misclicked by me naturally holding them, so can't be used in any game that needs precise L/R>pro controller dpad very easily gives miss-inputs, so can't be used for anything needed precision like mario maker
Is /v/ looking forward to finally coming home?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qj4hgJeSe4
