Congrats Fujimaru-san you saved humanity! After meeting countless Gods, heroes and legends you get to be the most heroic spirit of all planet, JAPANESE SALARY MAN! Oh the obvious girlfriend you were with? SHE NEVER EVER EXISTED LOLOLOLOL. Thanks for paying for 10 years!
>>729484008lmao you can tell they spent so much money on this but a shit story is a shit story
>>729483550>Main character ends up as salaryman and is trying to save money to open a bakery in 2019 just before Covid (actually canon mentioned)wtf, do they hate him or something?
>>729508012No. They hate the playerbase who self insert as him.
>>729485495eternally relevant
>>729508012Holy shit you're rightWhat is wrong with Nasu
going to finish reading a VN I started a few days agoi'm not going to tell you what it is because some meanie here will spoil it for me
I like the pink bunny platform game
>>729503429You would be correct. To be penny pinchers, they do not use IR depth sending, nor binocular depth sensing. Because the former would cost a couple dollars more, and the latter actually requires talent. They use a singular camera and AI algorithms to infer position, just like a smartphone does.
>>729506086it's weirdly expensive device. sounds like it should be like 100 dollars max
>sloppa certified
I wouldn't call any console with a camera in built "kidSAFE+"
>>729507863cover included
Happy drunk holidays Peakers.What have you been drinking while climbing?
>>729506796Release the GenieLet wishes be warped and desires pervertedBut in 20 minutes pls
>>729506890you can just download the drawpile client>>729506796i wanna peak, but i am currently busy cleaning up my place. a bit later for me probably
>>729506941>>729506961Sure, I'll make it 30 mins later
>>729506727>>729506796if a full scout is too intimidating you can put some fun badges on my ass before I finish it up
Alright, here it comesDOGSHIT LOBBY12 scouts, 1x multiplier, random seed, ascent will be decided later and textchat for our shy mute friendssteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243051868357/76561198086177132And remember - nothing ever happens
It's time to play Dead Rising (2024).
dead rising whitewashed edition
>>729507576No, its not
new kino from last timehttps://youtu.be/RMFPLZsznDQ
Gemini won
so what are her odds of obtaining the gold teeth in the next 24 hours?
First day watching claude after seeing a reddit thread about himthis shit is funny but isnt AI supposed to be smarter? I was able to get through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really funny, but can anyone tell me what are the best claude memes so far?
lol the bot dumped all four of his posts in a row
>>729495521Do Indians even like pokemon? They mostly play playstation games so nintendo filters them by default.
Isn't it about time for it? Who's gonna do it? (not me)
>>729486141E33 lost.Rebirth won GOTY and sold millions.
>>729497834Troonslop lost lol
>>729496942Mind sharing a png version on catbox via link?
>>729492346it's spiritually true
>>729506904hmofa is troonkino thoughbeit
>no more Ethan/Winters shit, as Capcom realised he's a terrible character and no one cares about him>return to raccoon city after 30 years >RE2R director is back>allegedly Leon's last game>Grace's a cute>Tlou2 gameplay from Leon's side>Claire, Ada and Sherry return according to the leaks that were proven right (on the money about rhodes hill and victor gideon)>semi open world, campaign last 20hs, mercs mode confirmed>no PS4 support which means it'll be the first next gen REHow come you haven't pre-ordered yet?
>>729507307>No one's forcing you to fuck until you pass outShe will always be there, waiting. Expecting me to do something. As fun as it was, it won't be as fun as it was for the first couple hours. We've explored each other intimately. Now she has nothing new to show me, but she wants me to do the same thing again and again.Bottom line: no matter how good something is, it will stop being fun if done for long enough unless you are autistic. A long timeline is detrimental to enjoyment.
maaan these bitches ugly
>>729504993>>RE2R director is backIt's directed by Nakanishi, not Anpo.
I like that Leon will already start the game with a pistol and a heavy revolver, weirdly a russian RSh-12, instead of just a pistol.it kinda mirrors how he was portrayed in the Vendetta CG movie, where he carries his Sentinel Nine and a Lightining Hawk at the same time.
>>729507661quality vs quantity
>NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT>THINK OF THE POOR JUNKIES AND WHOLESOME FIENDS
>>729503538yes, but he wants the power to be routed to said junkies and fiends
>>729503037>WojakNothing you have ever done has had any value.
>>729503170 seething and coping this hard over a cartoon face. touch more irradiated grass, tourist.
>>729503037I did that by accident once and coincidentally had him as my companion which almost never happens. I've got confused as fuck and thought "what's wrong?"
>>729503170>>729505163Wojaks/Basedjaks is 4chan culture sorry. They are the Yang to anime girl posters ying.
Rate this game.How does it stand in the Super Mario Bros. catalog and the platforming genre as a whole?Discuss.
>>729507634And?
>>729507741Did you also know that Doki Doki Panic has no run button so it is actually the inferior version?
>>729507768And?
>>729507470Among the 8-bit entries, it's third behind SMB3 and SML2. I just wish you didn't have to fight Birdo so often.
>>729507984do you have a chart?
This is a Digimon in 2025
>>729472535Funny enough, I had ONE use out of that ClavisAngemon accessory: Fighting Crusadermom, who always outsped my team. One double hit on my sirenmon reflect did like half his HP. That was when I truly learned about the power of reflecting attacks back.
>>729504087Uhh...
>>729504087>you hate digimon>Digimon fandom less toxic and retardyes pleasewe wont miss you
Floptiersissies...
>>729483854He's SO cool.
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>>729506835You live in india and cannot afford the hardware required to play any of these titles.
>>729506835
>>729506835>asstro butt>bald and gay>smelled and stink>it takes a number two>the last in line sloppy seconds>suckiro shadont play this>god of bore>smellda breath of the dog that licked its butt>butt porn>the bitcher mild cunt
>>729506171I just come to /v/ and then /v/ inevitably tells me why the game is shit so I save time by not playing anything.
>>729506056>Look him up>Oh he's a combat vet maybe he's alr->wrong one>he's an insufferable british twatAnyway, here's his apparent GotY for 2025 in case you wanted to know if you should trust him (not that it matter's cause he apparently quit his job anyway)>Bundle of Joy>Atomfall>Ball x Pit>Bionic Bay>Blue Prince>Skate Story>Consume Me>Baby Steps>and RogerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Serious question. Why are Mario games, especially the classics, so soulful?
>>729502024Back then, they weren't afraid to give their game personality rather than forcing them to be corporate sterilized garbage like modern Disney.
Eat asshole! Eat asshole! Eat asshole! Eat asshole!
miss me yet?
Mario has always been their best franchise even if normalfags prefer Zelda/Smash Bros/Pokemon.
Yoshi's Island is a Yoshi game, not a Mario game. Yoshi games have always had a more artistic feel to them, while Mario, up until Wonder, tried to do only the bare minimum. SMB3 is the exception because it was a AAA game at the time, but Mario World is a return to the lazy shit ass graphics. Then we had the New Mario Bros series with those soulless 3D graphics for decades, until Nintendo finally tried something more artistic because of the pressure the movie put on them.By the way, I find the movie's influence on Nintendo funny. They really think the movie had some cultural influence, as if it were, I don't know, the original Lion King or Toy Story, when it was just a worthless distraction for kids that no one remembers anymore.Maybe when the second movie makes half the box office of the first, Nintendo will start to realize that this is not a viable way to monetize the Mario franchise, and stop thinking that the movies were some kind of historical milestone or some crap like that.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING WAY WITH IT!
>>729507572BOTW in VR for Masterchads!nintendies are SEETHING
>>729507572You could have put all that effort into adding VR to a good zelda game like OOT or darksiders
what's on your fallout 5 wish list?>different playable races/factions, each with their own starting location>like classic vault dweller, raider, ghoul and bos rookie>pre-order for khajiit and argonian >beat the game on hard for super mutant>story is about war, you need to find out what is going on, who is attacking and why, big adventure>halfway you must find a nuke and decide which part of the map that has to go>crossovers with metro, stalker and arc raiders
I started watching the tv show why is it so shit
>>729506337because just like every other adaptation it's done by people who believe that they will improve the source material and elevate to new heights thanks to their genius
>>729494779It doesn't get made by bethesda so we can have a fallout game that isn't complete ass. But I won't lie after they made a show I've lost all interest in the franchise.
>>729494779If Fallout five has a ghoul NPC, or better yet, a ghoul companion who you can have sex with and said sex is so intense that it briefly makes her feral, then I might consider buying it.
when will it finally be adapted into a movie? how good can it be?
>>729507921WE MUST BE
>Fun as fuck activity IRL>Absolute cancer in videogamesWhat causes this.
>>729507771Why do you think leaf means german, i was meaning canada(hence, leafland) the whole time
>>729503143If it so much fun why does everybody cut trees down with a chainsaw or bigger these days?Axes are for splitting firewood and not much else now.
>>729503202idk i thought using a tool and splitting logs was pretty satisfying when i went campingthat being said if it's just another chore i do around the house then yeah, i'd probably find it annoying
>>729507831I don't know why a german wouldn't know about canada, but>the country above america that's full of natives>americaYou should have clarified better, because I thought you meant the continent
Fun fact, having your firewood stored indoors can risk spiders laying eggs within it due to it being moist and warm, which is pretty much why people store it outdoors or in areas with no heating
What do we think of open world? Is it still the future or was it a gimmick?
When it works (Elden Ring, RDR2, BotW, Skyrim) there is literally nothing better. Like, literally nothing better in video games.The catch: it works less than 5% of the time.
>>729504015>Elden RingNever played >RDR2Boring >BotWCringe >SkyrimBurnt myself out on that one
I rather play something like Deus Ex or Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines with small hub worlds. Unless your open world has cars it's tedious to traverse.
you need big budget to fill the open world, most devs are struggling
>>729504015All of those games are shit though
this boss shits on any boss in Eld*n R*ng
>>729506131>>729506302I see I have to explain the image for you, the nigger image represents you, represents your tiny brain only being capable of thinking of dick size when it comes to Korea, the fact that Korea and Japan are raping your ass in every technological advancement and you cope with; guys, laughing out loud, they're penis are small'. That makes you brown or black, whichever you might be, that makes you a subhuman. You get it now? Trying to shit on Koreans or Japanese that are a million times more advanced and more worth than your sorry excuse of a life. Muh dick, as in, you're retarded and you can only think of dick sizes when measuring human accomplishments. You fucking africans, blacked pieces of shit.
>>729506915>only being capable of thinking of dick size when it comes to KoreaKorea is the place thinking about dick size. People are just laughing at how mad it makes you people, and how silly and crazy your censorship is.
What do Lies of P friends think of Stella (Stellar? Steller?) Blade?
>>729508020Idk I didn't play it the gooners did a poor job advertising it as a good game
>>729508063Rank the following games out of 5.>Elden Ring>Bloodborne>Sekiro>Lies of P
>coworkers talking about games
>>729507332>bro I am such a weeb I love anime, I even read manga.>My favorite anime? Gotta be One Piece, maybe Chainsawman>Fire Punch? Aijin? What is that?I don't get why normalfags are out in public pretending to be autistic spergs for clout. I am sick of this stolen valor shit
Me and a random coworker once had a 2 hour conversation about Factorio. It was an the worlds biggest normie repellent. Nobody bothered us, or even told us to get back to work.
>>729507562>My favorite anime? Gotta be One Piece, maybe ChainsawmanBased neurotypical chad mindbreaking autistic tr/a/nnies just by existing.
>why yes I have 30k cumulative hours in various 1/1/1 RO servers, all rigorously pre-renewalAnd thus all my female colleagues started leaking juice from their pusis
I wish I was able to have a job and be normal
