Modern gamedevs always try to shove obesity, vitiligo, and other rare shit in our faces Why don’t they do the same for pregnancy?
>>729631083Shit you’re right. My bad. I wasn’t really thinking that much when I typed out my post
>>729629497Limbus company is literally having a whole canto dedicated to this btw
>>729631060This, we direly need to initiate Project Preggers to save glorious Nippon.
>>729631060This
>>729629497Thats a big fart she is keeping bottled up
>Wake up surrounded by animals>Start beating them to death for food and clothing>Capture them to work forever as slave labor in a death camp>Go murder other humans with guns and a spearYes, this is JUST like Pokemon
These astroturf "threads" are a site-wide psyop to try to get people to turn against Nintendo.It's the snoys' final cope through an operation to cover up Nintendo's juggarnaut success, wouldn't be surpising if the snoy discord were involved. The same goes to his anti-TOTK shitposting. He's been smashing his fucking head against the fucking walls nearly 24/7 desperately trying to push the psyop to other boards as well, ge did the same with his failed Palshill "Pokémon killer" campaign. Eric has also been the one manipulating the thread traffic in a desperate attempt to undermine the Switch's success. It's already been confirmed he has external connections. It demonstrates what a pathetic flavor of evil he is. don't fuc&ing fall for it.
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>>729631601Nintendo does enough sucking on their own Tendie
Where is my Dazzi merch?
ive noticed that i want to fuck the pals more than i want to actually play the game
Despite all its flaws still unsurpassed.I think that's why people get so mad at this game. It's so close yet so far, it COULD be so good but is so ass but it's still far better than anything else we have.
>Devs added 'armored' zombies>Lol whoops wait their armor system doesn't work like the players, it just gives them flat damage resistance, up to 80-85%>Oh and armored zombies practically never show up outside of maybe 1 zombie per huge swarm, making them redundant>So we sort of programmed all this stuff and did all this effort for something players probably won't even notice or care about
>>729616162I want to be a dead rising psychopath and it just isn't the same without victims and competing psychopaths.
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>>729631675>This nigga not realizing the NPC's will have 1.5x attack speed, added runspeed and natural armor (30%) requiring the player character to have maxxed skills, steel armor and end-tier weapons to beat up a hobo
>>729631493I like the idea of an edgelord version of a real life company.
>game is hard from the start
>>729632086OPはホモです。
>>729632086go do it instead of off topic posting on v
>>729632086>game can be cheated by using toolsunless you want japanese gf, there is no more need for learning japanese
Are you playing any Mega Man? I’m about to start picking related. What will I think of it?
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>>729631254Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, and cute.
I hope they re-remake the X franchise again and fix the story, make Command Mission canon, cement in stone that Megaman Zero is an alternate universeAlso keep Sigma as the villain forever I love how he's just a fucking asshole and his design is cool as fuck
>>729631664Is Iris going to appear earlier in the new comic?
>playing XDive offline>so many events are [Japanese Culture: Event!]Wait a minute, this is just Rockman: Upon a Star!
Have you ever been filtered by your own retardation? Post ‘em. For me, back when I played Pokémon Sapphire, I got stuck for two days near the trick house because I didn’t know you could walk under the cycling lane.
When I was like, 9 or 10 and got Link's Awakening for my first Zelda game, I spent about a year stuck on a single room in the first dungeon, right before you get Roc's Feather.In my defense, it was the first time the game wanted you to push a block.
The claw in Skyrim
Don't remember how old I was, maybe 8 or 9.Playing SMA2 and was stuck for nearly an hour on this part of Vanilla Ghost House because my stupid ass kept hitting the P-Switch immediately, then wondering why I couldn't go in the P-Door. 31 now and still vividly remember what an idiot I felt like.
>>729631672Lol, im pretty sure that filtered me too for a couple minutes back in the day>>Wish I still had my Sceptile, I miss him :,(
>>729617337same, refunded a puzzle game after it tried to force a bullshit story down my throat
>>729631595Was it Void Stranger?
>>729617186Very rarely, I refunded the Isle when I realized it wouldn't run on my pc.
>>729631645Nah, it was https://store.steampowered.com/app/1202900/Assemble_with_Care/I gave it a shot despite the red flags in the hopes that it would have more in-depth item disassembly, but I was disappointed
>>729617186Refunded Death Stranding after 1 hour
Whats the worst localization in games?
>>729630306Japanese From Zero is generally considered a good start for complete beginners.https://www.scribd.com/document/837238579/Japanese-From-Zero-1
>>729628318That's because it thankfully ditches the "NPC of the week" formula where it takes 20 episodes for the group to travel between towns
>>729627751its probably just the smell of clothes hung out to dry in the sun.
>>729629113Wouldn't this just make him a femboy
>>729632015Yes. That's exactly what it means. Vivian is an Otokonoko with a crush on Mario. He does not believe himself to be a real woman, he just crossdresses and kisses boys.
this is a ps3/360 game that ran at 60fps, has more polygons that some modern slop..its over
>>729628723grok, is this true?
>>729626883what happened to her tits?
Ayane GODS win again
>>729626883Gen 7 as a whole has done more long term harm to the medium and DEI shit is downstream from it.
>>729626883>solid blue seamsSTOP. PUTTING. CURVES. IN. GAMES.
Monday? More like Bunday.Post those vidya bnuys, /v/, before the end of the year.
>>729626405>>729630397>>729630782Way too close to "human with accessories" for my tastesneeds to be more bnuylike
For me its the Lop
>>729631712not proud of how that webm makes me feel
>>729632182yeah it makes me feel really happy
>>729632162bunderstandable
Where did the idea of pig orcs originate and why does it seem like Japanese games are the only ones doing it?
>>729631752are any of the games pic related worth playing? I have an urge to play a CRPG
ABSOLUTE SNOUT
>>729630891Porcs are great but there aren't many coom porc example so there's not a great incentive to post
>>729631858DAO is pretty goodBG3 is good though it starts strong and peters outThe Pathfinder games are good if you have build autism
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sex with hot women is bad. mkay?
This was really easy to predict would happen. I wish this pseudo cultural anachronism would just FUCK OFF and die.
The only thing I really care about here though is that they didn't make James Bond gay, like really? You want to change James Bond, why not go all out? If they don't HEAVILY suggest he's into Q and make vague refferences for his taste in penises while giving occasional glances at men's junk smirking and winking, why bother? It's not even TRUE woke. Fucking half assed pussies.
I think what makes this the most tone deaf thing is seeing the intros of every Bond film. You know they're morons for trying to downplay it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPBFvDz_HMhttps://youtu.be/VqxvaTV7X6Q?si=7goLWSedDIPAKoib&t=21
>>729631835>The only thing I really care about here though is that they didn't make James Bond gay, like really?There's this in Skyfall.https://youtu.be/3OfpsKemIWI?t=69
>>729631526>browns are retarded>browns are based because they have chud-core beliefs about women>the browner and poorer a population, the more they become chudpilledyour move
Wtf is this commie bullshit? Some guy in chat was named TiananmenTankMan, and I gave him a complement on his name.
>>729629842PoE players are mostly all heavy redditors, I know this from my time in PoE through the 2010s.
Complaining about based China is reddit.
>>729627301PoE is owned by Tencent, dumbass. You are playing a Chinese game.
>>729630095Fucking RIP, but I guess any room temp IQ person can figure out in 40hr a week for a decade what most interested people can figure out in a few days, so, that checks out.>>729630312"Death of the Artist"But yeah that concept only goes so far.
>>729627301see this
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MY NAME IS EDWIN
i get why people think this is a funny clip but if you don't understand his plight then you're dumb
>>729631960damn hitchcock slimmed down
>>729632108If you can’t laugh at yourself then you haven’t yet experience ego death. If you haven’t experienced ego death at least once in your life you are pathetic.
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Who is the coolest student in Blue Archive?
>>729629756I would rather have Bready actually we need more FAT bitches.
>>729631815Nerugleh
>>729631815What the Neru doin'?
Please be patient with autists.
Do you own any expensive video games, /v/?>pic related
I gave away my Star Fox Super Weekend cart when i was 12 because I was a stupid little shit that thought video games would stay too niche for collectors.
show us the rest of your epic funkopops, redditor mongoloid
>>729630597CIB? I saw it looses cart at a game store for $180 and was intrigued as to why it was so expensive.
>>729630493DKC2 with box and manual is probably the most expensive game i have, and still is the million seller version
>>729630493I have an Elemental Gearbolt disc
“Modern values” don't even exist—these faggots just refuse to face reality.
The whole thing about Bond being so insanely charming women immediately jump into his bed has been cringe from the very beginning.Who the fuck names a character in a non-porn film "Pussy Galore"?It's a shit franchise and always was a shit franchise. There's been something like 30 films and I can count the number worth watching on one hand.Fuck Bond.
>>729630218>Modern values” don't even existWe dont lynch brown people for no reason, people dont act like its the 70s anymore
>>729630218Why do we even need 007 as a video game franchise anymore? What modern audience? Zoomers and Alphoomers have no idea about pop culture, they don't watch tv or boomer movies, all they do is play roblox and watch video game streamers.
>>729631754The new generations are growing up experiencing a pop-culture slurry of false nostalgia regurgitated from our genuine nostalgia. They don't have their own icons or stories to celebrate. They are served up reheated leftovers of what we had and are told it's the next big thing in the legendary franchise they have to respect. Just look at the shit. Remakes and reboots up the wazoo. Fortnite is just the real life version of Read Player One. Star Wars is still pushed as something we're supposed to be shitting ourselves over. Modern TV shows are pretty much just Netflix taking nostalgic licensed properties and adapting them. Pushing James Bond onto kids who never seen him before isn't a weird thing to be doing at all when you look at everything else getting marketed to them.
>>729631002>I don't get it.There's nothing to get. They're gay communist cultists. They're programmed to inject their propaganda anywhere and everywhere they can jam it into. They're a different type of existence compared to humans like you and me.
She's still the best protagonist
>>729624943Go back faggot.
>>729629119I will fucking crucify you.
>>729629820Xenosaga dumbass. And trails in the sky
>>729630598None of those are AAA.
>>729629820Resident Evil 9
Plugged in my barely-used TurboGrafx mini just for Castlevania: Rondo of Blood and I accidentally discovered this fucking masterpiece. Why haven't I heard of this game until now?!?Anyways, post other older vidya classics.
It is sometimes brought up, but it's called Lord's of Thunder in the west.
How proud are you of how far India has progressed in the video game industry?
>>729628472 Honestly? Pretty proud. A few years ago, India was barely a blip on the radar outside of mobile shovelware, but now you’ve got legit indie devs popping off with original stuff and even a few AA-tier studios putting out solid games. Still a ways to go before it’s on par with Japan or Western devs, but the groundwork is being laid. If they keep building talent and stop chasing only gacha money, they might actually become a major player.
>>729628701You become a major player by chasing gacha money, not making console slop.
>>7296284Amazing! Indians on top !
Indian Crazy Taxy like indian bus driving simulator when?
>>729628701I feel like Indians are jumping the gun a bit by going global too early. Chinese games were awful, but it stayed domestic while they worked out the problems. Then when they were confident enough to put out good stuff globally, they did. Ruining first impressions doesn't help. I believe Indians can get there, but they gotta check their ego first. They can make a pretty cool CGI trailer but the looks of it, but a game is a whole other beast.
