Dropped at Farum Azula and don't feel badanyone else give up with this game?
>>729474837the ultimate way to experience elden ring is to run a level 200 build with50 vigor25 mind25 endurance22 strength40 dex29int38 faith55 arcane this allows you to use every single weapon in the game(a handful may need talismans to boost stats)it allows you to use 90% of the incantations and spells (again may need a talisman or two for a handful)this means than you can switch gear on the fly taking advantage of enemy weaknessesthe most fucking boring way to play a game with a hundred weapons is to be locked in to one typeyou will still slaughter everything with these stats
>>729474535pre-patched version is bullshit. fuk that.
>>729475350>but le waterfowl is basedd
>>729475330here are some examples of playing with those stats https://youtu.be/x9BFYlFtJpAhttps://youtu.be/1qdm_fa7AbQhttps://youtu.be/yB10YE3wntY
>>729474858Rauh is a completely different vibe at every time of day. It's great
I paid $15 for it. Never played it. It's good and oddly cozy.
>>729467776>thing that became one of the biggest franchises ever and continues to sell well is actually enjoyable to playIncredible what you can experience when you don't let /v/'s innate and arbitrary contrarianism grind you down.
>>729467776>Never played it. >It's good and oddly cozy.How the fuck would you know??
>>729467776>call of duty 2>goodhttps://youtu.be/KM034idzNu0?t=487
>>729471426>Rule One: You're no good to me dead.>Rule Two: Ah... What difference does it make? You'll all probably end up dead anyway.
>>729467817Yes.>>729475902Wrong video?
Play world of warcraft retail
You wake up as the last videogame character you played asHow fucked are you?
>>729474627>AKI from street fighter>crazy chinese assassin bitch with poison and claws/whipsWhat could possibly go wrong?>>729474880yes
>>729474627The last game I played was Postal Redux. I'm absolutely fucked.
>>729474627>Caleb from BloodYour faggot asses are gonna get the dynamite
>>729474627Uh, I'd probably be okay.
>>729474627hagrid from lego harry potter
>play turn based game>its actually parryslop instead
thats a man
Love from Kazakhstan.
Your picture has absolutely nothing to do with your subject.
>>729475469"she" is printing very hard
>>729475469>concealedthe only way it's concealed is if people assume she has a strange gun shaped penis because otherwise it's painfully obvious
Is /v/ a cyborg or android board?
>>729472491Go watch the latest season of One Punch Man and that'll show you why a limited OAV is probably the best thing to happen to Gunnm/Battle Angel vs getting a full anime season. Also try to watch the entirety of DBZ without fastfowarding anything.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1831100/Foot_Fetish_Fortress_VolTitan_Vs_The_Jundoh_Empire_Vol1/Why does this come up when I search Super Robot Wars on Steam
>>729458221All three, two eyes for basic motor functions, and one large lens for precise targeting and firin' ma laser
>>729419761Dream it, build it, dedicate all (small) funds to itThese robots aren't happening unless dreamers start chasing it with everything they've got. I got a few stocks in several robotics companies, but I've also started building small toys and animatronics in my garage, trying to learn little things about tech myself.
>>729472746That's a fucked up way to go.
>2026>still the funniest character in gaming
>>729469705>every fucking Portal 2 fan-made story had to include a wacky British companion core
>>729473168>>729473364Could it be he's so reddit that he circles back to being 4chan?
>>729473168well yeah, reddit humor is just valve humor done badly
>>729470013why was Smiling Friends in a JRPG
>>729469705To Americans, it is.
>year 16 of waiting for folksy fantasy games to come back
>>729474737There's nothing "folksy" in your picture
>>729475045>blind ESL retard
I dislike the constant kvetching about oldschool fantasy art on /tg/ and the like but the artstyle does have some merit. Maybe AI (lol) can do it. Baldur's Gate 3 was pretty close honestly, minus the gayness.
>>729474737>tfw classic Zelda is the closest vidya will ever get to LotRfeels bad
>>729474737What I don't get is that the oldschool folksy fantasy games like The elder scrolls and such are super popular and beloved. Yet all new fantasy games are just edgy and dark slop.
How can I fix girls like this....
>>729475453You should play the futa parody of this game.
>>729475857I dunno sounds kinda gay
Straight men wonder why they have no girlfriend and are having a loneliness epidemic and sky high suicide rates while posting shit like this lmao.
>>729475857"No im not a femboy" has no femboys in it believe it or not. It's a total scam>>729475479She can fix that by farting
>>729475935>loneliness epidemicLiterally every single media article or social media post regarding this topic is made by a woman
>actually if the devs put the item in the game it's totally fine to use it
>>729474841this is very unsafe, that cat shouldnt be anywhere near a hammer
>>729474841>error you are banned>you are also banned>you are also banned>you are OK FUCK THIS
>>729473175Is there any actual refutation?
>>729474674Toxoposting originates from the time when /an/ was even more of a slow fringe board than it is now. Back then, it had a bunch of schizophrenic (and often zoophiliac) dog and especially bird lovers who for obvious reasons really disliked cats, so they came up with the toxo thing as an insult against cat lovers. Then, /an/ got an influx of /v/tard immigrants thanks to off-topic animal webm threads such as this one, who then exposed to the toxo meme on /an/ and promptly spread it to /v/, and from there to the rest of 4chan, and now probably to the sharty who i assume has it in their thread-derailing shitpost catalog.A beautiful tale of cultural interchange, if i say so myself.
>>729473504>Toxotranstoxoplasmosis is proven to increase testosterone
Why did you stop playing fighting games when they have girls like this
Nu-DoA looks like absolute shit compared to the DoAX-DoA 3 era.
>>729473178cope
Honka is better.
>>729474727As an accessory to Marie, your right!
When is she getting her own game? Even Toad got his own game!
Hey Daisy.
>>729470270Nice...
>>729456870She got into Smash. That's already peak prestige. That's how you know you made it in Nintendo.
>>729472639Yeah but now this new Mario movie is going to create another decade of nonstop Rosalina pandering. Daisy WHO?
>>729472639So Bomberman is a failed mascot?
The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>729475186I disagree.
>>729475223Malevola treats you like a faghag treats a fag.
>>729475340Only because you don't get a chance with her per story.
Which dispatch girls were made for black cock?
What are your favourite liminal spaces in video games?Like the Cinnabar Mansion that Claude is still trying to get through.
>>729475187science laboratory
>>729474945Looks comfy.
soon
>>729474945
>>729455789freagin ebin :DDDD
name 1 game that lets you play as a mentally challenged character
>>729475147kazuma is for darkness
>>729473816Anon's Life
megumin never really did anything for me. the anime's artstyle is hideous.she's good for blackout rape prone bone at the very best, but nobody draws that
>>729475786thisthe '"anal tease" aqua mogs her really hard
>>729474936(14)
BB on the catalog
>>729475095I'm sure he's fine, you don't make very specific fetish art without changing your style even a tiny bit without understanding people might connect it to another thing you made.
>>729475482I still haven't seen any of it, so I'm curious how dead on it actually was.
>>729475561It looks exactly like OTK
>>729475095QRD? did he accidentally stream his foot porn collection or something?
>>729475561Hes quite literally the only dude on the internet who wpuld name his profile commonmoorehen after some basic irish bird
What the heck is Cassette? I want my FREE COPY OF RDR 2 TIM! Now!!!
lol
Master Duel ruined Yu-Gi-Oh video games for me.I tried to play Tag Force 2010 - Over the Nexus and it feels like the game is just trying to fellate me by playing bad decks or making bad plays.The well is poisoned.
>>729474950>it just assassinates a card in the long runit depends on the era when the card was errata'dErrata got a bad rap because the 1st wave meant to clear out the goat banlist, ruined the cards. This was also the same time when we got that shit Seal of Orichalcos and 3 years after the god cards got released.the long term ramifications of this is that you can't play vintage formats with the errata'd cards. GOAT isn't playable in OG form without ignition priority or cards like sinister serpent working like they do. chaos dragons are unplayable with the HOPT on Dr Red which fundamentally changes that early ZeXal format.
>>729475345As is always said when this comes up, nerfed retrains+bans is the better way of handling this. It has the same effect as an errata without the downside of the original card ceasing to exist like has happened with cards like Ring of Destruction.
>>729475345Master Duel having completely different card effects from paper would be a complete clusterfuck
>>729458623They are printing these cards in the usual rarities too, iirc ultra, secret, ultimate and collector, which means some of them are gonna be worth peanuts assuming you go for the lowest rarity. This is only confirmed for the OCG side albeit, kebrew jewart is greedy enough to exclusively print them as ugly full arts.
>>729475770i still don't understand how that guy still has a job, actively sabotaging yugioh in NA forever
Hop in guys, we have to go fast. Doesn't matter where we go or what we ride as long as it's fast.
>>729432118Based. He should have stayed in his bike lane
>>729434637well yeah youre supposed to yield at crosswalks and he didnt even slow down
>>729436937>giga simulator setup>drives like a kid from ETS2 onlinegood lord
>>729433373Animals like this deserve to be put down
h-games threadno discord groomers editiondo you prefer your CG hunters with or without convoluted bullshit? I prefer mine without, that's why I like amazon's games
>>729473690Kotone's content is way better desu.Not that the bat is bad, but Kotone is out of this world
>>729452935this was called goblin something right?
>>729475813Goblin Conquista yeah
>>729475869Worth a check out? Not too freaky in the fetish departments?
>>729393039Some studio S shit, but only if you can handle the violence.
