Leather belt?
What's the difference between a Thief and a Rogue?
What are some "Davey"core games?
The whole video game series + the reboots, but particularly video game V
Thanks, Nintendo.
>>729884729uhhh.... what does this have to do with metroid?
>>729884798It's a bot post.
>>729884964>It's a bot post.
>>729884494Lol those are even more worthless
>>729885171Balances out the "professional" reviews which contain flat-out lies, like calling the game nonlinear.
2026 is gonna be ludokino as FUCK
>>729882071>ludokinoeat shit and die you brown faggot
>>729882071It all looks so bland. Glad we got a new Katamari game this year.
>>729884290fpbp
>>729882071I'll play six of them, so this pleases me.
>>729884290huh?
Literal GTA IV/Mafia 3 clone, but in le future™
GTA is gay. The only good one is Vice City
>>729884583>>729884810The haircut
>Literal GTA IV/Mafia 3 clone, but goodLooks and plays better
>>729884810Ok? 2077 is more, leftoid, soi and gay then any Rockstar Game
>>729884583>but why GTA 4 specificallyA nobody/underdog working their way through the criminal underworld doing odd jobs trying to make a name for themself in da big city™
ahhh the canonical (for people with taste) skyrim wife
Loading screens everywhereOutdated design philosophiesBad character modelCan't fly seamlessly to planets or even land on themNo space aliensThe writingNothing to do on planetsNothing to do in spaceNothing anywhereNot Skyrim in spaceNot even Fallout in space This is Starfield. What was Bethesda thinking?!?
>>729884843Na, even if it was PC only I don't think it would've changed the demographic enough to make it worthwhile. Even on PC most people dislike shit like fuel/oxygen management, and things like outpost building are only fun to a small, but vocal, minority. The PC playerbase is only barely less casual than console players, to the point its not a meaningful difference.
>>729869202THEY WEREN'T THINKING AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM
>>729879078>Space is, by its nature, barren. Any space game should be largely barren, or else they aren't simulating space, which defeats the pointWhat's next, anon? Viking stories should be about travelling for a year, pillage one single village, then walking another year back home, play the farmer for like half a decade, then repeat?Reality is boring, everything is boring. Your task a story teller is to always make things interesting, fun, and exciting. And they failed MISERABLY at that.
>>729885138>iking stories should be about travelling for a year, pillage one single village, then walking another year back home, play the farmer for like half a decade, then repeat?I wouldn't be against that.
>>729884792>where you have the gloves from one suit,This is specifically the thing I wanted most, they said it was supposed to be Nasapunk, those Apollo suits had seperate glove pieces, actually I'm pretty sure the suits they use today still have seperate glove pieces, this was the first fucking thing I thought about when they called it nasapunk, it shouldn't have just been a seperate glove slot, it should have been seperate left and right glove slots
>hurr you need to play indie gamesmeanwhile every indie game is this
>>729884313Most of my favorite games are indie. I really don't understand your distaste for them. Indie isn't a genre, just like AAA isn't a genre.
>>729854673>indie "shmup">all enemy bullets are the same damn ball sprite at different sizesGod forbid there be some variety
>>729881946>You can't make a spiritual successor to Mario, SonicWhat if I made one that was both at the same time?
>>729884768>Lorn's LureBased, I need to go finish that game
Suggest me a game like Pic related where I play a singular character while taking care and building up a settlement placing buildings etc. I got obsessed with that genre
What are your thoughts on GTA 6?>hopesStat system like GTA SAReturn of weapons like the Flamethrower and Chainsaw>FearsStory mode reduced in favor of OnlineRealismslop like GTA 4 and RDR 2>expectationsGTA V2Either way I am going to buy it on Day One even if it costs $100.
>>729884817this except Jason gets a sex change to become a big titty tranny hooker who has sex with Lucia
I will play it. They never put out a new Grand Theft Auto where I said "this isn't fun". It is fun, they make fun action games. The people who insist that 6 is some kind of failure are people that are on insane levels of cope
>>729884763The game isn't out for another year; longer for pc.Don't have expectations and you won't be disappointed if it's shit.Those are my thoughts.
>>729884763>HopesDon't be tedious >FearsIt will be tedious >Expectations It will be tedious just like rdr2 and gta5, but the story won't be bad.
>What are your thoughts on GTA 6?Brownslop
>Sandbox stages to appeal to Frontierfags>Traditional stages to appeal to 3D Sonicfags>2.5D stages to appeal to classicfagsThis is it, this is the perfect 3D Sonic formula after almost 30 years of experimentation.
>>729883786>They made the perfect free movement in Sonic AdventureNot really. Jumping, turning, and rolling are pretty flawed>and just never used it againSA2, Heroes, and Shadow used it
>>729884070Shadow is the 2nd most popular character after Sonic.
>>729883186There's a reason Frontiers and Shadow Generations nerfed the boost without in universe acknowledgement.
>>729883186Just say you have boost fatigue
>>729877808>may be even fasterHe is faster in Sonic Battle. And yet he still pales in comparison to Ultimate Emerl. The third-fastest thing alive doesn't have the same ring.
Now that it's the year of the horse, which video game characters will benefit the most from the new years' theme?
>>729884091damn the chinese and their fucked up year schemes
>>729872097Beasts in the Sun has no animation for the Horse still. Animo Pron is such a lazy nigger.
>>729884091Maybe, depends on the moon. But Japs use the Gregorian calander.
>>729881483i think only based etheross does that>>729882000>scat artist
>>729872097i actually think this is a very serene image and wish it was large enough to be a pc wallpaper
I think everyone here went to a booru and looked at landscape and thought "damn why no one made a video game like that?"I have the same thought and wonder why...
>>729883985The Witness?
>>729883985I don't look at landscapes on boorus, but that image is a lot like Ico and SotC
I though boorus were just for porn and archiving?
For me, it's grim, depressing urban landscapes.
What are some rage-inducing game mechanics?
>pay to rent
The entire The Last Remnant skill tree.
>>729884940>spending money to gain access to something so long as you continue to do soThat's the definition of renting...
>>729884714Has any game introduced tipping as a mechanic? You can give money to beggers in many games.
>Thread 404s after my post which means I won the argument since the other guy didn't get a chance to respondIs there a better feeling?
>>729884362I disagree.
>>729884673>complete garbage offtopic shit thread that's made every single day by the same retard>page 10, last post was over 40 minutes ago>gets saved by the most obvious throwaway interaction bait tier bump post>look at the rest of the posts before this one>the last 20 posts are exactly the same, all 30+ minutes apart
>>729884960kek
>that one faggot who loves making templates and asking anons to fill the boxes with their favorite shit but every thread gets ignored and he decides to page 10 bump the fucking thread like 25 times
>the anon you're arguing with makes a typo
When did squeenix kill itself?
>>729876170>visited by miyamoto's ghostI guess you meant Iwata's ghost?
>>729883330Did you forget all about the Shining Force incident?
>>729884676I wanted to give E33 shit for using AI so badly but I had to hold my tongue because I knew SE would be using it big time in future and I know I'll be defending it when they do.
>>729884252Turns out goober gator types were moral crusaders who wanted an excuse to throw rocks at people they didn't like and didn't care about the actual stated problems, who knew!
>>729883181>has run multiple failed kickstarter scams for game development he never intended to follow through with>acts like some kind of game development insider despite never having actually released a game before>is basically just trying to game algorithms at this point to appear "relevant" to gaming in some abstract way without actually generating meaningful discourse or bringing up legitimate talking points so he can try to benefit while producing nothing
what's the lore implications?
>>729882683first example: me
>>729877078>why house is a cartoonish supervillain commiting street level murdersThat's not House that's his brother, Anthony House. Or did you miss the part where he refers to Robert House in third person, or the fact that he likes to keep bringing up HH Tools and their equipment?
>>729883771Check if they have unofficial patches, those should fix enough bugs
>>729883771>Fallout 1Fallout Et Tu.>Fallout 2Restoration ProjectAfter beating both, play Sonora and its DLC Dayglow.
>>729870471Bro died from cancer.
At what age did you grow out of videogames?
>>729883093his cigarette has a gold sticker on it though, doesn't that make it cooler?
>>729882417>autist has his one social experience of the year sitting in the corner of a party smoking>such a big thing for him he has to make a post about itnever change /v/
>>729883397maybe if all you play is dogshit
>>729882417the fuck am i looking at?
Those asian women are actually men……And that's a good thing‼
>2002>buy a game in the store because it has a cool cover without knowing anything about it >play it deep into the night>spend all day at school thinking about what cool things are going to happen next and what it has in store>come home and straight back to playing the game>slowly unraveling a massive fictional world that's only between me and the game>no mass media campaign talking about it as a spectacle and a product on every corner of everyday life>no internet hysteria, content sloppers, streamers, essayists, spoiling thumbnails, shills, meaningless discussions, sales and reviews shitflinging, dev exposés or controversies, social media tribes, day 1 wikis and walkthroughs and Discords >have no idea how long the game is, what sort of content it has, what trends or genres it's following if any, if it's going to receive a sequel and when, are the devs doing okay or even who they are >the game itself is also completely isolated from the real world and offers an immersive escapist experience >just you, your imagination, and the gameYou may not like it but this was the peak way of experiencing vidya And now it's gone forever unless you're an Amish kid or something
>>729883658>backlaskkurwa...
>>729883323nah, you're just a sour grapes friendless loser
>>729883774where do you think you are, tourist normie
>buy a switch 2 >have a blast with dk bananza and kirby air riders>laugh at losers spending their entire day whining about games they can't affordlife's good when you make the right choices
>729883774Tranny detected
>>729847958>Tighter Platforming AHIT has much better platforming. Mario Odyssey often trivializes challenges with cappy instead of letting you master Mario's floaty movements. Hat Kid's controls emphasize skill-based jumps, wall-clings, dives, and hat abilities (like hookshot or sprint) that feel snappier and less forgiving when you fail. 90% of Mario's movement goes unused. >Better OSTThis is a fucking idioitc lie. AHIT's blows the fuck out of Mario Odyssey's slop OST that's just "Here's our classic Mario game songs but in pop tune form!">Better thought-out platforming segmentsAHiT's are far more creative and replayable. TV episode structuring rather than 800+ power moons that burn out players. >Better GRAFIXAHiT's cutesy hand drawn visuals MOG of the fuck out of Odyssey's sterile HD visuals. Nuff said.>More contentThat's insanely bloated and causes burnout while AHiT's is much tighter and better all around.
*boom**boom**CRASH*
>>729884782I see your thread was deleted... again.
>>729879108Blessed be Anna
>>729884782carol, nobeta, beebz, hat/bow all have swimsuits now, can you believe it
>>729884891the tranny mod stopped dilating for long enough to check the active threads and got mad there was a little girl zhe couldnt groom and so flang xers shit at the delete button
