Funger thread
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>>729921453So what exactly was wrong with becoming a new god? Enki doesn't have the right soul, so he can't do better than that.
>>729921574>So what exactly was wrong with becoming a new god?You yourself aren't ascendingOnce you get to the void you meet basically an idealized version of yourself that will take your place in the world while you'll just die in the voidAnd being a new god isn't true ascension as your immortality is linked to how much people remember of you and that will fade until you're in the chair with everyone else
>>729920069Nas'Hrah got like 1500 years to his reign and no way fagged his way out of the Hall, so even though he ultimately regrets sitting on the throne he came out of it enjoying himself.
>came out of it enjoying himself
>hear people complain how black and white fallout 3 is and how much better new vegas is>play new vegas>first conflict: help the town that selflessly saved your life or side with bandits to slaughter them for no reason
>>729921637They're nigger spear chuckers under the control of an intelligent white man. Best of both worlds.
>>729921637Yeah, Mr House is so good at maintaining order that not a single one of the casinos that directly respond to him are fully loyal to him and his wishes lmao>The Tops: Benny plans to overthrow House>Gomorrah: Omertas work with the Legion and plan to shoot up the Strip during Battle of Hoover Dam>Ultra-Luxe: Mortimer has a secret society planning to return to their cannibalistic waysOn the other hand, Legion has no issues with enforcing loyalty within their ranks.
>>729921812What a jewish statement.
>>729913613>then you're the character that the game decides you areA Courier?
>>729921947Rhodesia was the breadbasket of Africa.
>impossible difficulty>looks inside>possible
>>729920389TRVKE
>>729920030>start game>possible difficulty>impossible difficulty>cat mode
>>729920030>endless mode>ends
>>729920030>>729920081>>729920168>>729920389Toxotransmosis moment
>>729920030>expert difficulty>look inside>beat it without being an expert
Can we all agree Five Hearts Under One Roof 2 was a letdown compared to the first one? Also if they make a season 3 which girls do you think are getting cut?
>>729909678>>729911413>>729914294what do you even do? you don't play video games, you've been refreshing and bumping this thread for nine hours. what the hell goes on in your life?
>>729883557jesus what an absolute fucking loser
Why is this dude sperging out?
>>729919908you've spent your entire friday monitoring this thread and the same thread you made on /vg/.what the fuck goes on in your life?
>>729882856inb4 deletion
Nicole will return in DOA7, releasing in Fall 2026. Mark my words
>>729921286double paizuri!
>>729921308Can she even do anything paizuri related?
>>729921286Sexcretary best girl
Where's the pubes??
>>729921447Paizuri is possible with anything as long as they have a dream
>open f95>scroll releases for 30 mins>3dcg slop, RPGM slop, furry slop, AI slop>use filters>abandoned / 10 years worth of patreon milking>an hour wasted>close all tabs>repeat tomorrow When did the sexo games became so stale, bland and boring? Always the same style, always the same poses, always the same character types, always the same plot, always the same gameplay loop.
>>729920386need more battle-fuck games
>>729920695what gaem
>>729920386Dunno about the rest, but Goblin Layer has a different plot at least
>>729921352Daz3d is to blame
>there are people in /v/ who have never heard of Meet N Fuck games which are objectively amazing!>2026!Come home, white men!Thoughts on Meet N Fuck games?
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>729920201NO MORE BLACK COPS
I just realized there's two separate threads right now. I was like "How are we on page 8 but it's top of the catalog in bump order?">>729881161don't reply to this thread anymore, and if you must, use sage so we're not taking up a slot for... some twitter screenshot thread or something
>>729921264you cant tell me what to do
I just want to make Claude cum ;_;
>>729905508Not really, its all techbro and pajeet hype
1. [PS5] Mario Kart World – 115,729 / 2,573,7352. [PS4] Pokemon Legends: Z-A – 72,820 / 1,470,3543. [PS5] Pokemon Legends: Z-A – 54,096 / 957,2864. [PS5] Kirby Air Riders – 49,220 / 377,0435. [PS5] Momotaro Dentetsu 2 – PlayStation 5 Edition – 26,323 / 158,3816. [PS4] Momotaro Dentetsu 2 – 22,898 / 199,9057. [PS5] Donkey Kong Bananza – 16,165 / 419,9478. [PS4] Minecraft – 16,038 / 4,094,2079. [PS5] Super Mario Party Jamboree – PlayStation 5 Edition + Jamboree TV – 14,268 / 111,62810. [PS4] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 13,352 / 8,297,279Hardware SalesPlayStation 5 – 240.340 (10.862.788)PlayStation 4 – 38.196 (45.889.215)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729921013reminder abrahamic white churches are helping illegal shitskins survive in japan and keep trying to import moreyou aren't an ally and i will never consider you one unless you continue what hitler started, but your sorry ass wont even as the AI bubble keeps raping you raw in the ass
>>729921278Which events are you struggling most with?Why do you think they mess you up?>>729921275No fucking shit.I bring new webmas every weejk. Actually discuss Nintendo games in a thoughtful way. Try to give anon tips on ones they are stuck at if I can.Plus there's a few cunts here who can vouch for me even as we played certain games together for years.
>>729921565I have nothing to do with those churches.That is not my fault or cause.The church is deeply plagued and rotted by antiwhite dogma and has been such for 70 years at minimum.It is exactly WHY White wellbeing needs to spread so the common church goer can shame and oust their heretical satanic priests that push this evil.Hell Jesus actively condemned the church because it is by its nature an institute of man and open to corruption and rot.You can go back to r/atheism with your over reaction faggotry.The pope is a false prophet and every pope burns in Hell due to such. Because you get on that.The issue is antiwhite dogma.>muh hitlerOnce again you don't know the first thing about his works, intentions, motivations, or ideology.Arguing with you is tiresome as you are clearly a bad faith actor.
The macaco tongue my anus.
>>729921906Yet instead of prioritizing speaking against kikes or rallying behind the one guy that actually started to get rid of them you're throwing tantrums over people saying "westoid" on a pajeet latrine.How curious.Congratulations on also turning me against westoids by the way.
It almost feels like this never existed. Like we've gone too far to where we can't go back, and we can't replicate it.
>>729921524A Hideo Kojima post
Name a better console generation?Spoiler: You can't.
>>729921685It wasn't just the consoles
>>729921685Gen6 had the experimentation mentality carried over from the previous gen, but with upgraded hardware. It was the perfect storm, never to be replicated again since it's clear we've hit a ceiling when it comes to technological advancements and experimentation is dead
>>729921685I mean gaming quite literally peaked here.Look at the next gen:Nintendo went full gimmick and put out a half baked underpowered waggle simulatorSony went full retard and put out a $600 no games Blu-ray playerMicrosoft went full normie and started the full online services/achievements trendsGaming never quite recovered
>Still four weeks until the Ares updateSakka is... inazumOVER...
anyone got the two galaxy princess bonus with their young version? gacha is killing me
>>729919951Congrats bro. I'm almost there too
>>729921661congrats
>>729920671No. Somehow AI can find the perfect striker to chain shot so they don't hit any walls.If I played by myself I can get 4-0 on the first half, but if I only play during focus and let the AI shot, they can get 4-0 on the first 15 minutes.
>>729921680I had 3 of Shuu, he returned to the pool.
Gaming is a NEET hobby.
>>729921689I saw a trans couple wandering around the freezer isle, one was wearing pyjama bottoms. They looked pretty comfy
>>729921780>this will pass.I've been barely playing any games for the last years, when will it stop
>>729920636why was Shun making this face
>>729921718I like multiplayer stuff. Played wow since I was a kid until the game became shit and they killed arena.
Will the Switch 2 port save it?
Post the fart
I'm the anon that sued From Software and Bandai Namco Games over hiding HALF of Elden Ring from the players.And now, i'm going to prove it mathematically. People hate me for post >>683845898 because they don't comprehend the argument.>let y = the number of hints from japanese game devs>when x=0 -> you believe that another dimension existsas we can see in this equation, which is a classic division by zero equation, the equation moves toward 0 but never actually reaches it. In fact it approaches infinity. in japanese game development, there's a WHOLE LOT of hints that a parallel version of the game exists, but they never outright say it exists, we just get hints. from the erronously named "cut content" especially.how high does the Y axis need to be for you to accept X=0 in this equation? There has to be some kind of limit, do you want tens of hints, hundreds of hints, thousands of hints? What are you waiting for?! The equation will never reach 0 until you decide it does! and for me that line was crossed with Bloodborne.For you, eventually, you will grow tired of the same old story in Japanese Game Development...you will grow tired of hearing "Well, ORIGINALLY, the game was completely different but we shuffled our teams halfway through development" or my most hated one "It's just content. CUT FROM THE GAME! (HAhahaha)"For me, X=0. When will it be 0 for you?
>>729907823>hiding HALF of Elden Ring from the playersthat sounds pretty exciting, have you factored in e=mc2 + AI>>729920798>primordial tensionis that what the 3D-landers are calling it?
oi i failed me oh levels in maffs i did
I have seen this guy's trip before but I didn't know about all thisFinally some good fucking food
I love legitimate schizos. They remind that I'm actually still quite stable.
Oh boy I love pretending to be mentally ill on anonymous imageboards in my spare time
jackbox threadplay party games you fags
uhhhhhhhhhhhh poll mine?
We are so fucked
>>729918593Buying card that's only going to increase in value just makes sense.
>>729918593I have 15 months worth of cash saved outside my 401K plus 150k+ in equity in my house and I am still terrified.
>2500K>1060 6GB
>Upgrade last monthI already told you fags to brought a new GPU.
>>729911991Even without drump this shit would not be stopped
It's Friday and that means its time to get on for the first /v/an of 2026 intf2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For Sunday we are going to play the half life 1 campaign in sven coop!Want to get suddenly pinged with invitations to play goldsrc slop? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>729921439you will never fit in
53 cloppers heading to cp_canterlot_wg_b2
>>729921614no, YOU will never fit in. ive been here since 2010 killing niggers, newfag tranny lover/v/ is moonman culture.
>>729921672>im le oldfag i swear
goku's not coming back this time
>Main character gets memoryholed
>>729921893>Main character was a painting who had to die for VersCHAD's harem to become a reality.
>why yes i am hiding a loading screen how did you know?How do we fix this? Whats the alternative?
>>729920936But that's the point, the current baseline machine can do that without slowing down. A long shimmy section is not needed for literally ANYTHING these cinematic linear games throw at you.The same company will deliver a game like Kingdom Hearts III with pretty big worlds to seamlessly explore and with a fast moveset that lets you fly around no problem, and then also include a shitton of shimmy sections in FFVII Remake, both on the same engine, and people will blame the console, as if it was literally incapable of loading the next 10m of walking without an unskippable cutscene.It's retarded.
>>729913648Sometimes they aren’t hiding load screens and they just use them to have the player enter a closed off area for fighting
>>729921239>But that's the point, the current baseline machine can do that without slowing down.The point is that the Ratchet and Clank animation is just a crack shimmy that can be arbitrarily extended. There's still a crack shimmy loading screen.
>>729921239the cave shimmy takes as much time as the portal
>>729914617I can load up one of those old nostalgic games, and the load screens are near non-existent.with loading crevasses I'll still have to hold forward on the controller for 30 seconds even in 2170 on my quantum chipped Playstation 22 Pro
Steam winter saleWhat games have you boughted?
Just recently finished up RE4 OG and loved it. Is RE5 alright solo or am I just walking into some bullshit with Sheva as a bot? Also how well does it run/play on PC?
>>729921586RE5 plays well even solo.
>>729921586Shevabot is fine until the higher difficulties, is pretty good about getting headshots
I boughtDoll's NestEverspace 2 (might refund)Metro GravityBall x Pitidk what else to get, I own too many games I don't play anywaymight get Hollowbody now that I think of it though
Here's what i got, mostly puzzle, shmups and resident evil.>>729921586RE5 is good, the campaign is solid(I do recommend getting the melee body armor for your ai partner though), the mercenaries mode is fantastic
Just bought a Steam Deck OLED.Still waiting on it to ship to me.Is this an acceptable "I just bought a Steam Deck and these are the games I'm going to install" list?
>>729921629yup he'll never be able to play the latest AAA slop in 4k and has to settle with balatro, chrono trigger, and dragon quest. what a shame
>>729921629There is not a single game that the Steam Deck can't play that is worth playing.I held out hope that Oblivion Remastered would be the first game, but it's just more UE5 slop and the original with three mods is still better.>Realistic Leveling>Northern UI (The vanilla version that just adds controller support)>The Unofficial Patches
>>729921857Yes there is, and if you answer is "I don't play newer videogames, then you aren't a real gamer. Simple as. Ya basic, bitch.
>>729921892Name one
>>729921913Nah, I'm not going to entertain your retardation. You don't play videogames and are therefore not a real gamer in the eyes of a proper 2004 oldfag. You lost./Thread.
