They're going to reveal that Jenova is actually Ultimecia.
>>730569718Functionally jackshit changed anon. The major events of FFVII still played out like they did in original just worse. To say nothing about everything they with Aerith and her "death", which they can't even comit to either.
>>730568536Did you fucking miss how SE already made a Fortnite clone with FFVII and it flopping horribly?
>>730548942wait jenova is also tifa? just how many tifas are there?
>>730568461>>730568882>>730569043>Did you know Jenova is based on the ThingYeah, I think we all understood the reference
>>730571545Nah this is a different one, it's supposed to succeed because now it's for PC instead of phones.
boys live like this and think theres nothing wrong
Is the Switch 2 worth getting yet?
>>730563578Ask again in March once they've announced stuff other than Switch 1 game framerate boosts and Mario sports spinoffs.
>>730563578Generally if you have to ask... you know what the answer is...
>>730563578If it were ever to become under 100 bucks and gets an open ecosystem without any bricking, sure.
>>730568190bros... is this... true?...
>>730563578Wait for 3D Mario.
You will get used to it, just like you got used to $70. You can afford another $10 per AAA title. That's like half a lunch.
>>730566304I already have a video game, why would I need second one?
>>730569993Not him but the target demographic can go suck a fat cock.
>year of indies>you will get use to itOP confirmed for terminal retard
>>730569901play your fucking games reee
>>730570572Most of them do.
Why do aliens make such great videogame antagonists?
>>730563378Bunch of shit still bugged. Still can't attach hooks to shit properly is a big oopsie.
When is nose giving the giant mecha omega kerfuses for the sole purpose of destroying filthy fucking space ayy cats
Boo!
>>730568768Some people are just born slaves.
>>730571467You can give Kerfo a life crystal to turn it into a partial ayy.
There needs to be more racing story games.
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>>730571465man, imagina having a dildo inside you while it shakes around and bounces like that
>>730571446Damn I got rused good why would you lie to me /v/ you know im an impressionable young lady don’t take advantage of me you brutes
>>730561079Toca Race Driver 2 had a very fun story...But other than that I can only think of Driver games with OK (racing) story
>>730571465I think I’ve had nightmares like this, driving a vehicle that is out of control and driving in highways that are impossible to navigate that are like thousands of feet in the air and shit like that. Very scary.
>What are you currently enjoying on your Switch 2 /v/?>What are you looking forward to, or most excited for in 2026 so far?>Did you get anything in the eShop sales?
>>730570209We have been over this a hundred fucking times.If YOU faggots who try to push jews/kikes as White/Western.And thanks for not captializing the 'W' in White.Exposing yourself further there lad.Jews are not White, they do not possess the Western biospirit. They can not create Western culture or civilization.And yes I will give suggestions to any anons on 4chan on how to better talk so they can undermine antiwhiteism and end this shit. Be it on /v/, /a/, /co/, /his/ etc.You can NOT win against antiwhiteism in the antiwhite narrative. People have TRIED since the fucking 50s, or even earlier, to no damned success.And for a website whose leading slogan is 'ironically shitposting is still shitposting' NONE of you got the memo that 'ironically being 'woke', being 'sjw',.,...ironically being ANTIWHITE, is still being antiwhite' and pushing the dogma out into society.
I currently have>kirby air riders>donkey kong bananza>bayonetta 3>mario kart world>astral chain>sonic frontiers>Mario and Luigi Brothership>Tears of the Kingdomall of these are games I've either hardly played or never played and I'm wondering which one I should start already for comfy switch gaming in bedI also have all the xenoblades but I've had multiple instances in the past where I tried to play xenoblade chronicles 1 and my save got deleted and I want to play them in order but I'm annoyed at starting xenoblade 1 again
>>730570417Salaryman Shi I think it 10 bucks or less. It's made by a fellow /v/ anon.A platformer in the vein of mario though a bit more technical and challenging.Vividlope MIGHT also be 10 or less but I can't recall. /v/ made game about a bunny that has to flip tiles to his color. a decent puzzler/score attack game
>>730570775How the fuck did your xenoblade save get deleted? You don't even have a cloud back up?Though with those as the options.....I'd go Brothership, 3d World, TotK, or Bananza for comfy easy to enjoy gaming.Astral Chain and Bayo can get stressful due to score hunting/going for perfects.Mario kart and air riders depends on how tweaked you get by bs online.never played frontiers so no remark.
Trying to think of a good FF I party. I want to use Red Mage even though he got nerfed when they fixed Intellect affecting spells. He's an extra haste/temper/protect now.
>Moving Point Pendulum>Continuous Trap Card>(1) Once per turn, during the Standby Phase: Place 1 T Counter on this card.>(2) Once per turn: You can target 1 Pendulum Monster in your Main Monster Zone; move that Pendulum Monster to an adjacent Main Monster Zone a number of times equal to the number of T Counters on this card, then, if there is any opponent's Fusion and/or Xyz Monster(s) with a Level/Rank equal to or lower than the targeted monster’s Pendulum Scale in its column, destroy as many of them as possible, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the total ATK they had on the field.Why does yugioh keep making math cards?We've seen how these end up in master duel, with simultaneous equation cannons, and no one likes them.
>>730570860Dude it's freaking ELF. It shouldn't exist PERIOD. It's banned in the TCG!!! It's the most broken card EVER and it's been making Master Duel unplayable for YEARS. Just wait, it'll be on the banlist instantly once it causes everyone to quit.We don't do that in the TCG.
>>730571018what?
>>730571246It's a really broken card, OK? Don't you understand that it gives.... TARGETING PROTECTION? It makes Forbidden Chalice and Dimensional Prison absolutely worthless. How do you not see that it's one of the most broken cards ever printed. Did you not realize it was BANNED in the TCG?
>>730571367you know it's been banned on the OCG for just as long, right?
>>730571494I don't give a shit about the OCG, they couldn't make a worthwhile banlist over there if their lives depended on it. But it needs to be banned in MD because it's banned in the TCG which means it's just too strong.
Tell me what games you played today!
>>730565719as if that anime is better
mugi sexmio sexritsu sexazusa sexui sexjun sex
>>730563956Blasphemous.
>>730568779cute
>>730571579pretty much this
Give me a handheld as strong as a base ps5, with an actual dedicated software that isnt windows, with a big enough library of games so that the draw isnt just 1 or 3 Nintendo exclusives, one of which I will regret, and the others, which I'll post hoc rationalize as being worth it because they ate up 30 hours of time that I didnt enjoy. And I'll move on from my original 2022 64GB LCD steam deck.I currently can't justify buying the Oled one, because its just not big enough an improvement for running games. Steam Deck basically "died" for me as my "Main gaming device" once I was unable to play a Pirated Copy of Indiana Jones and The Great Circle, without a revolting response. And its only got worse as I needed mods to play Expedition 33, and had to tinker with the setting forever for the lighting to not be fucked, until I just zen controlled my brain into tolerating shit ass, so I could finish the shit overrated game and seethe about it (To myself, since I couldnt stand the online circlejerk). And even worse, is that theres a smaller AA game that only I care about, which barely runs on the deck without that weird blurry ghosting effect, where the edges of characters look like theyre surrounded by grains.I don't understand people that justify the steam deck with "BUT MUH EMULATION" nigga you can emulate on your fucking phone. I emulated so many games on my old 3DS. Yes steam makes it easier, but if youre spending $500 for a glorified emulation device, you're mentally ill.Its a STEAM DECK. Made to play STEAM GAMES. Ya feel me?
>>730570028>The Deck was never meant to replace your main setup. It’s a side hustle machine that happens to run a ton of games well enough on the go. That’s it.No. Its a switch equivalent for PC. Dont lie. The only reason the deck exists is because of the overwhelming success of the switch and its failed, more limited copy cats.I dont care whether the Deck wants to "compete with the switch"Also the handheld im describing is already basically the Switch 2, but not Nintendo Exclusive, and with a bigger Library.If some of what has been projected in 2026 is true, and games like RE9, 007 First Light and Pragmata will be playable on the Switch 2. And Indiana Jones comes to the Switch 2, then what Im asking for is indeed possible. I just dont want to be limited by Nintendos ecosystem, and also want more reliable future proofing.I don't need a "perfect handheld" I never said anything about an idealized conception of battery life or a slim form factor. I just want a less limiting feeling Steam Deck or Switch 2.
I've gathered Playstation, they have decided to make a completely new custom OS from scratch, and paid out several mobile game gacha slop companies to stop making gacha slop and make Portable Handheld games again.I've also told them to make it capable of running the latest UE5 slop at the highest settings all for under 500 dollars.Expect it in a couple months!
>>730569480you want a $700 portable ps5 with a dedicated OS. whats even the point of making a thread for something thats obviously not gonna happen? "uhh i want a $100 gaming beast machine that always plays AAA games at max performance and ray tracing and also jacks me off and wipes my ass for me and i can shit my pants while playing it and it also never dies and never gets hot and the fans arent loud and it pays my mortgage for me and and and"
>>730571046>and paid out several mobile game gacha slop companies to stop making gacha slop and make Portable Handheld games again.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>730571136>you want a redux of the wii u with better specs, and even better functionality and controls, and portability, and proper games, all while remaining the same price and cheaper overall than the deluxe wii u set>whats the point of making a thread for something thats obviously not gonna happen?
Its basically a Resident Evil game if you thing about it
how to find a cool clan to learn raids?
what the fuck
>>730562746my geralt
>>730562847No they don't.
>>730564081Your mother sucks dwarf cock!
>>730562746>a hobo hunter who spends days as a crackhead hunting monsters in the grossest places imaginable running and hunting things 24/7 looks greasy and grosswow im shocked
>>730571313This is some real "WHERE ARE HER ORGANS" low-T logic
why
>>730570397I think MUGEN is the closer parallel.
>>730560039Its just ok. I wouldn't find it worth playing if it didn't have Goku using firearms
>>730561801I'm pretty pissed about this. Not only is her new model a bizarre downgrade, she doesn't even play vidya anymore. Why can't she do both?
>>730552419vtubers are nothing but parasocial simp farms, also people shit on all ecelebs too
>>730550157The speculation was she was the VA for Akarin
it's literally bros at the studio sat down and went "yeah lets create the perfect woman"
>>730516098I like how asians try and draw the septum piercing as tiny as humanly possible because its ugly
>>730548394I did it just because he said he started eating peopleCan't really go to good guy team after that
>>730523548She notices it herself and thinks you're a dickhead for not telling her.
>>730570715Coop will also plead with Robert that she has nowhere else to go
>>730567356>Women aren't coomersThe irony of saying this in a twilight for men thread
>enemy is much stronger than it seems
>>730540053Floridamen have nothing against Australian children.
>>730568374I'm comfortable enough in my non-incestuous sexuality to shower my mum with the affection that makes her happyIf you aren't some kind of sicko then what's the problem with french kissing your family?
>>730568637???
>>730564116the dog is fat enough as it is
>>730539220>Achievement unlocked:>The bigger they are...
How do we fix the Soulcalibur microgenre?
>>730564902When Heihachi time warps back into Soul Calibur II's events, he inadvertently becomes the source of his own problems. Creating his own ancestor via fucking some Japanese broad while in the past, which accidentally spawns the recessive Angel and Devil Bloodlines.
>>730493417>the bottom V AmyI have a sexual thing for slutty hags...
>>730567708
>>730460535>>730479542>>730492819>>730493417>>730499952>>730536941>>730539210>>730541743>>730545525>>730569658 (MUH DICK)I want to fuck this tomato and pop her cherry so badly it's not just unreal. It's a crysis.
>>730571173
ITT: Vidya cringe
>>730565256Wrong. He's pozzed with aids and left ninja theory to persue a degree in cock sucking.
>>730551617itoddler
>>730548232If my GF ever behaved like this I'd be packed and out the door in under an hour.
>>730555750people are still making threads about this game pretending it's "secretly good actually" do not believe their lies.
>>730571038>Atheist faction brainwashes femoid murderbot and gives it the ability to support and raise life in its fake womb>Pairs it with a black slave bot>Despite their assignments the fembot constantly walks into every parenting and relationship problem that arises when a family is matriarchal (with some meta commentary about interracial marriages not working)>Fembot gives in to violation from a superior entity despite her insane power and ends up spawning the cosmic antichrist>her affection for a violent nonhuman entity she raised almost kills an entire community of settlersThere's a lot more to it, too.
New first person narrative driven RPG set in modern India called Rakshasa is out today. Thoughts on this /v/ros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxgTSrSWWm4
BLOOD BASTARD BITCH BENCHOD I RAPE YOU YOU AS STRONG BRAPBRAT WARRIOR NO MORE DAMAGE TO IZZAT YOU FUCK BLOODY
>>730549713>The Quest for the Gora Bahbi
>>730555097You got to tilt into the Memes to make money sometimes. India should do cross-overs with them at some point.
>saarcanum>shitsco elysium>vindaloo story
>"Bribery" is a skill in the first ever PajeetRPGIt's not even a proper word.
Does /v/ own figurines?
not anymoreI unironically rather spend money on gacha over buying plastic
>>730529470I think you should kill yourself, nicolai.
>>730570718>spend money on gacha
>>730510803Yeah, I have quite a few.I think the only vidya related ones are some type-moon stuff, and a couple nendos
>>730513576Did you have to paint it yourself after sanding it down, or are they more put together these days?
