What would you do if you had multiple Klonoas?
>>729508270I would kill myself and never make a single thread.
I'd WAHOO them.
I'd keep them all to myself and never share the proof of their existance to spite everyone in this thread
>>729508381Cringe>>729508387Based>>729508432Based
>>729508270I would gently pat every one of them on the head
Saturday night Zelda girls threadMega Milk edition
OoT Impa needs more love
>>729466438Boomers fapped to THIS, wtf?
>>729464786For me?It's Blind the Thief.
Is Discord the worst thing to happen to the gaming community?
>>729508726>niche discord for a fan TL of an obscure JRPG>They stall as all fan TLs do for years>join server to check progress, drop immediately>do this two or three times over two years>try again>angry message from mod accusing me of stalking them or something>banned and blocked
no, that would be orchestral music
>>729509030the fact you wont even give an example of a "hyper niche" title says it all
>>729494284>Make UI bigger and bigger so that even your 90 year old demented grandpa can click on the right chat>Fill it with ads>Remove or obfuscate featuresNo, fuck Skype. Good riddance.
>>729498192Discord made egotistical modders worse because they effectively use it as a DRM service.Before it didn't matter because they uploaded their shit to public websites were anyone could download and reupload their shit if they decided to fag out now if you find out about a cool mod that came out a while ago chances are its already gone cause the author fagged out and deleted it.
>>729459339>DS/3DS library is largely lost mediawhat, you can download everything and touch screen isnt really that rare abandoned tech, people play the waggle shit no problem.and we have so many DS/3DS, these kind of articles are just re-sellers trying to pump up the prices.
I used my 3DS XL to jack off to 3d porn
>>729484985Damn, i wish there were third party options that lasted longer for theses things.
>>729492494imagine buying a DSi XL right after release, that was just one year before the 3DS, wasn't it already announced at that time? Don't know why Nintendo even bothered.
>>7294569873DS plays everything gameboy and is modable to run retrogames from basically anything.
drop your currently installedanons r8 your taste
Most of them are games i just bought and havent tried yet
The Processing Vulkan Shaders Lifestyle0
>>729508853Factorio can make you insane
>>729508853pretty good overall but i think sunset overdrive is kind of a shitty game. it is too much like infamous, ugly visual style, and the final boss feels like where the game SHOULD have started off instead of ending.>>729508667you know exactly what is wrong with it.
too much shit as usual
Software Sales (physical only)1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 115,729 / 2,573,7352. [NSW] Pokemon Legends: Z-A – 72,820 / 1,470,3543. [NS2] Pokemon Legends: Z-A – 54,096 / 957,2864. [NS2] Kirby Air Riders – 49,220 / 377,0435. [NS2] Momotaro Dentetsu 2 – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 26,323 / 158,3816. [NSW] Momotaro Dentetsu 2 – 22,898 / 199,9057. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 16,165 / 419,9478. [NSW] Minecraft – 16,038 / 4,094,2079. [NS2] Super Mario Party Jamboree – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV – 14,268 / 111,62810. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 13,352 / 8,297,279Hardware SalesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729509037>>729509192That backfired for tendies, LOLKEKKYPOOOOOO
>>729509368We already know that a bunch of MP4's design decisions are holdovers from when it was in development at Bamco Singapore, and the critical reception will definitely get them to rethink things, so I'm really not worried about these features catching on, and that's as someone who really liked MP4, I hope it sells well, I hope it turns a profit, give me more Prime, I'd even take the direct sequel to Prime 4, because it was great, even if it wasn't exactly what I wanted from Prime and I want more Prime, because it's better than what else is on the market for FPS games.
>>729509456You expect too much of someone who argues like a school kid.
>he's on his "pretend you won" mode againThat is just sad
>>729509520Yep, that's seethe alright.
have less than 50 reviews. This 1000 review nonsense is pathetic.
>>729508378https://store.steampowered.com/app/793830/Kharons_Crypt__Even_Death_May_Die/
Fuck it, I'm going to list them. Get ready.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2577550/Immortal_Mantis_Revenge/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2889740/Night_Castle/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3118010/Grizzly_Man/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2004370/Sinner_97/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3553320/Them/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3272170/Face_of_Another/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3007310/Remote_Position/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729431237yeah that one erased my save file and you know how that is it mighta most probably was the developers fault but I might give it another try it's not like I got THAT FAR but yeah it's zelda but if link was a south america whore who used slutty dancing to solve his problems instead of an ocarina. also there's this giant gopher who talks and follows you around and betrays you.
>>729483280that's nice dear but no one here has 4 friends they can meet up with in person who want to play developer art goldeneye 64
>>729429827>less than 50 reviewsIn other words, just some shit game the dev is trying to shill using only positive reviews from friends and family.No, the game needs to have AT LEAST 1000 reviews for it to be genuine.
[LOVED TROPE] when you start the game in the protagonist's room and you can click on things and they say something
>>729509194
>>729509194name five games that do this.
>>729509194>>729509302>Character takes up 80% the screen>Intentional input delay in every movement due to animations being overtly long trying to be “realistic”.
>>729509194Sex with Kat
C-team threadI miss Christmas already.
Can i finally uninstall Onirism now that it's over or is Choco gonna announce a NG+ mode that completely changes the game or something?
>>729507068He has just announced an upcoming beta test of the online.
Carol is the pity hire. Her game flopped so hard it's unreal...
>>729507404so nothing btw i found out there's no Beebz outift for Carol, when are pedos gonna step it up?
What are some fun builds for someone who is only slightly familiar with this game?
>>729508543With summonmancer you have to use iron maiden on bosses and keep summoning your clay golem. The boss will hit the golem and receive its own attack damage as damage to itself. Keep resummoning the golem, rinse and repeat. It's still annoying though. To my knowledge Project Diablo 2 solved this by allowing you to create a pile of bones or something, from which you can summon skeletons anywhere.
>>729508543TP home, kill some weak enemies outside town, get a full group of skeletons, go back. Having a clay golem to slow duriel and amplify damage should be enough to take him unless you're severely underleveled. The act 2 merc also buffs your skeletons with his aura so TP back to revive him if he dies too quickly, and try to keep duriel's attention on your golem.
>>729485242The universal thing with this genre is if you are playing a game for the first time and wanna have a good time play a spell caster. The class doesn't matter as long as you fight with spells. If you do with an attack build you'll constantly have to worry about upgrading your weapon and melee defenses.The even better version of this is playing a summoner and they breeze through the standard game but be warned in these games they usually make bosses do extra damage to summons to balance it out so it usually doesn't work if you don't know what you are doing.
>>729508543remember to stand some distance away from Duriel so you don't get slapped by Holy Freeze, which will make your casts slower
>>729492556>summon druid is more fun and also betterno its not. corpse explosion is one of the best skills in the game for single player. it wouldnt matter if druid summons did 5x more dmage necro still comes ahead because of corpse explosion hitting the entire screen for 100% of a monsters HP
Your right hand comes off?
It probably should at this point
>>729509056yeah but its ok you can staple it back on
>BROOO! STOP! STOP SHOOTING ME BRRROOOOO! IM PLAYING FOR FUN! ME AND MY FRIEND ARE PLAYING FOR FUN! WHY ARE YOU KILLING US BRO! PLEASE STOP!
>>729481334>watch one video l>he does the screaming "I'm rich" with the music bit three times in ten minutesBeyond annoying. Would understand why zoomers like him if not for those things holy fuck
>>729504759I like Helldivers
>>729481117kys tranny
>>729509140Didn't they fuck it up again recently?
>>729506083The main issues with Forever Winter are performance, most animations are placeholder tier (your upper body is completely still as your legs move), enemy AI is trash (enemy patrols all move in a conga line following the same path) and the devs are all artists with no vision on the gameplay. >you're supposed to be some scavenger not a soldier>but doesn't that take away any sense of progression?>ok you can get stronger>now players can delete anything taking away the fear>ok we'll make some enemies invulnerable and one shot youSo basically you delete anything the game lets you and what you can't one shots you because of forced difficulty. If Forever Winter had the enemy AI and animation polish of Arc Raiders every PvE player in Arc would leave. The game has really good art direction but everything else sucks so bad.
Why is Dess the most important character in Deltarune?
>>729508690>Not a single one of these characters is getting a happy ending in the weird routeforgetting someone?
>>729508871We DEFINITELY aren't getting a happy ending.
>>729507805PROJECTION
>>729508498>Asriel is Kris who is RalseiBiggest lore.
>>729507805>that other dude is schizophrenic for thinking everyone is a samefag>also you are all samefagslol?
this game is pretty cool, why is nobody ever talking about it?
>>729505769It has in my opinion the best gameplay of any sekiro/souls game but like >>729506805 said, it's in between two extreme.The combat fix the core issue of all souls game which has always been the fact that bosses are playing a better game than you are.People says it's baby Nioh 2 but that make it better. Shit like breathing or the stances in Nioh just make the game less fun to play. FF SOP was already baby Nioh, and was better, this one is also an improvement.Now on the other hand, outside of gameplay, the game is really nothing special at all.
>tfw no tenchu style game with the dnf kunoichi
>>729505769>anime game>with no girls
>>729505769I downloaded the demo and it presented me with a novel worth of legalspeak saying something on the lines of we will telemetry everything about you if you press "Accept."
>>729505769All those games are so similar to each other, if you played one of them, you played them all. Only Demon Souls, Dark Souls 1 and Nioh stand out.
uhhhh squarewhat the fuck is this?
>>729509336Cast mudras for shadows to absorb damage and evasion, a lot of people have already discussed this. Fun fact though, ninja was not supposed to be a tank in 11, it just ended up being really good at doing so.
>>729509054I get the impression that in Shadowbringers they gave up trying new ideas for gameplay and just wanted to homogenise everything for an easier time in development and damn the player experience. The story being so good in Shadowbringers shielded the damage that was done.
>>729509295Honestly it's all about the visuals. If they could make it look flashy like in 11 but better, I think people who played that job in 11 would be satisfied.
>>729509292>Divert focus heavily from grounded long-standing conflict to MUH ASCIANS MUH ANCIENTS in a way that's completely removed from said original conflict>Go to a brand new world! With the exact same squad of chucklefucks you've had for years now plus some teenager that's kinda a character you already know>The main villain also travels with you for most of the story in order to spout rushed exposition about MUH ANCIENTS until his extremely predictable betrayal>But wait! He has a sad backstory! All he really wants to do is kill everyone you know and love and wipe out all life on the planet to feed the God of Darkness who (until now) has always been super evil! You should feel bad for him!>Anyway here's a catboy so we can keep the fujo audience's attention
>>729500402I get that they are just making outfit to fit Alexandria's aesthetic... BUT ALEXANDRIA ISN'T THE ONLY FUCKING PLACE IN TURAL! WHERE'S MY FUCKING JAGUAR WARRIOR GLAM, YOSHIDA!
why do I have to read a 50 fucking page google doccy to understand how any of the damage I do in this fucking game actually works?
I like to play this game with a bunch of unnecessary overcomplicated mods that add janky classes that are almost certainly overpowered. At one point I had an old mod that added a necromancer class from before they added an official one so I just took both and had two entirely different types of skeleton running about.
>>729497896>use ability>enemy diesWhat part are you struggling with?
>>729508907This. I don't understand. GD is pretty simple.
>>729508907The part were you've just been steamrolling through everything then all of a sudden you're dead.
>>729509250Sounds like you stopped paying attention to what you were doing and went on autopilot.
Lyndis von Caelin’s Eight Crazy Nights
>>729500681engage hacking going pretty far
Fire Emblem is dead
>>729508314good riddance
>>729499336>lol you shouldn't play awake>lol you shouldn't play fates>lol you shouldn't play 3h>lol you shouldn't play engageIf I listened to "Fire Emblem fans" I would have played maybe like 2 games.
>>729508978And they are right; Fire Emblem has 5 games, 8 + a few remakes if we're generous.
Focus on my eyes, M.
>>729508515awwwwwwwwwwwweeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729508976>a absentgood morning, saar. saving the brown race I see
>>729509445i'm norwegian so yes ESL.
>>729509445Obsessed tranny
>>729509490>>729509497saars cuckold pornography will not save the indian race
I AM CALYPSO, AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!
>>729508480Seeing as it gets to Calypso and the tournament I'd say yeah
>it's a prom episode
>>729508480First 2 or 3 eps are a chore but once the tournament starts it gets much better.
>>729505991why didn't they cast Billy Mitchell for this role?
>>729509416Too fat
Brehs....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeKLhdlahowIts real...
>>729505109>They greenlit Spirits Withing and almost went bankrupt, so...The Spirits Within is unironically a fair bit better than it.
>>729492316>but it would require Square to actually have faith in the brand againIt's really sad. But I mean the writing was on the wall. Think what you will of FF15 or modern Final Fantasy as a whole, but the first misstep was right at step 0, when they decided to take a -spinoff- and instead attempt to make it into the biggest game in the franchise and company history, while also chasing western trends that little to nothing to do with Final Fantasy itself. The game was already a spinoff because it wasn't going to play like a Final Fantasy game. It could have been a rad spinoff I am sure, but as a mainline game, it was always off to a bad start. Especially when they tried to increase the scope of the project by like a thousand percent or something. Funny how Versus13, the non-FFlike spinoff, was for better or worse given all attention and money from Square Enix, and given the Final Fantasy name. But Bravely Default, the game that 100% plays like Final Fantasy, was not given the Final Fantasy name, and also had to make due with a scrap budget from leftover funds from other projects. Largely ignored by the executives until its success surprised them. What a shitshow it all is.Also interesting to note how Mistwalker's Fantasian plays like Final Fantasy too I guess. Excellent game by the way. But it's kind of telling that it for some reason isn't Square Enix making these games. And now E33 arrived to great success and won all the awards from all the critics. If Square Enix actually had any faith in Final Fantasy, like games like Bravely Default and Fantasian or whatever, whatever, Final Fantasy wouldn't be in such a sorry state that it is now, and no offence to E33, but Square Enix absolutely could have made a better FF than E33 if only they cared but they clearly don't.
Ultimately the games biggest failings was its lack of romance and coom bait. It had the perfect recipe, a comfy open world to drive around in and do random quests and dungeons, then it shit all over that by making the main party 3 gay dudes.The best parts of the game were when Iris joined the party and made it a 4 person team. If one of the gay dudes was replaced with Iris(bonus for the dragoon chick was well) and suddenly it becomes an 8/10.
>>729489279He's right though. 15 sucks but it has the tiniest iota of depth whereas 16 has literally actually zero.
God, FF15 was such a shit game. What a waste of resources.
