So has everyone warmed up to this gem yet? I'm surprised it took so long, the game is generally quite good.
>>729656325Why do people even want to see prime 5 with how shit 4 is
BAZINGA
>>729658953Battered wives?
>>729658953Prime 4 defenders have a warped reality where they believe Retro isn't responsible for how garbage the game turned out to be. They think it's all on Bandai Namco, despite the fact that Retro took over the project 5 fucking years ago.
>>729659183How like American studios to blame their Japanese partners, not like there's a long history of doing exactly that.
Mama mia!
>>729659327>>>/vg/
Bro what's the problem, do you not want to play Blackwater on Kinect?
>Blackwater>Blackrock>Blackstone>Black Rifle Coffee Company>BLACKEDWhat's with jews and naming their companies something with "black"?
>Blackwater
>>729659224Lol
Do you play games in your own language?
>>729658542I'd delete my retarded post too
polish and germans competing to see who is the unfunniest
>>729658542how embarassing
if we can laugh at Czech then you guys are free to laugh at Polish tooI don't really get what's funny in zabito boga tho
>>729654372ME LLAMO
Blinko-Kambloozie
>>729658407said nobody, because anybody with a functioning braincell knows banjo was never good
>>729658104I know this is bait but I don’t get this argument. Croc sold 3 million on a system with much bigger install base and generally wasn’t considered good when compared to other 3D platformers released on either the PS1 or N64. It wouldn’t make sense for Croc to be brought up by reviewers who grew up in in that timeframe since they preferred other games
>>729658194bot answer, should've figured
>>729658679>I don’t get this argumentCroc was competing with Crash 2, Colony Wars, Tomb Raider 2, Oddworld. Banjo was competing with nothing. Get it now?
>>729658767Banjo released in 98. It was competing with OoT, F-Zero, Diddy Kong Racing, and several 3rd parties.
I'm feeling REALLY fucking jewish this year. $30 is my absolute limit for how much I'll spend, and even then I'd prefer to not go over $20.
>>729658105Read nigger.
>>729658890Both is good
>>729658961People seem to suggest playing RT with all the DLC so I might wait for everything to come out before playing it then, RPGs usually don't have enough differences to warrant replaying a second time for me even if you're changing from good to bad playstyle
>>729658185>Conatus, the developer, is removing the images from the store.Why? What does that accomplish?
>>729658334Yes, it's great
>zoomer plays a real video game>instantly filtered>ugh, this needs a modern demake where everything is dumbed down, super easy and I always win, let me xit about it>devs see all the xits>hmm, there seems to be a demand for demakes where everything is dumbed down, super easy and player always wins>make such a demake>it's super popular with the zoomer because everything is dumbed down, super easy and xey always win>devs see the profit>make more demakesHow do we break this vicious cycle? Does voting with your wallet really work?
>>729657710What are the games for non-retards
>>729658746Rule the waves 3.
>>729657436I love a snaggle-toothed bitch though
>>729658828don't worry jessica, you millionaire italian stallion who has a hard on for used up 30 year old obese women, is right around the corner
>>729659051Excuse me?
Recommend jrpgs you fucking piece of shits
Whats the worst localization in games?
"Faithfulness" is a memeThe point of localization is to take a foreign product and turn it into something familiar and marketable to a specific audienceThe target audience won't know about the original script anyway, the end result is all that matters and should be treated as a separate product from the originalIf you actually gave a fuck about authenticity you'd learn the original language but you just want your media to feel foreign so you can pretend to engage with a culture without actually putting in the effort
Above post is obvious bait
>>729659015You are profoundly wrong my funny little friend
>>729637690Yes, but that omits the tool to be used for the knocking-out. Which in this case is just the raw fists.So clearly, the adaptation most fit should be "I'm gonna punch your lights out!"...wait ...
>>729659124If you think my localization of the post was wrong its only because you aren't the target audience.
Playing her first game now. I'd forgotten how fun 3D platforming and adventuring actually used to be after playing through nu-games with their horrid platforming where you're constantly railroaded and magnetized to platforms. It feels like an actual GAME.
>walk in endless corridors>shoot some animals from a safe height>push out/in big cubes slowly>hang on a ledge and move to the side slowly>jump from one platform to the other, can't really fuck up unless you really tryThe only good part of platforming in there is when game very rarely throws a jump from a ramp and turnaround at you.You know that nulara webm where she climbs and it switches to a square following a path? The same can be done to old games, no one just wants to admit it.
>>729658128>It feels like an actual GAME.Okay well, it's supposed to feel like an adventure.
>enter new area>everyone instantly trusts the MC of their problems>solves their problems>wins the bitches>then dumps them after moving on to the next regionWhat did Wuthering Waves mean by this?
So which new standard weapons are good?
>>729649979Wuwa always had the problem that everyone completely falls in love with rover in 15 minutes and that the main story plays itself (can't fail combat, can't fail platform sequences etc.). Game would be much better if they would add some challenge
>>729657861Phonefag zoomers can't handle challenge, so the story quests are just an amusement park ride. You have to find the actual gameplay in the field
I have this in my library after they gave it away for free a while back. Any good?
Finish building that gaming PC yet /v/?
>>729657443God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is the magnitude of this deed too great for us? Shall we not ourselves have to become gods simply to seem worthy of it?
>>729656705It's a work in progress.
>>729656705yeah two years ago, probably the best timing in the last decade.
>>729656705Do Americans really?
>>729656705imagine the goon session
One more day, feels like double christmas...
Who is the coolest student in Blue Archive?
>>729658724fooms
It wasn't too bad.
apparently "shock" is still exclusive to mikoto after all this time, even misaki lost her confusion exclusivity
>>729658724Like i said here >>729655092Taunt doesnt workTsubaki didnt work but reiza did since her ex applys def down
Are you playing any Mega Man? I’m about to start picking related. What will I think of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FWPkq2yKqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIPRYIqi9I8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNPaFs9WXkI
>>729658409It's crazy how much the series improved in such a short amount of time. 3 is still my favorite classic game and most people would say it's a downgrade from 2. The jump in quality between 1 and 3 is insane.
>>729659016This morning on my SNES. I just can't do it. I can't see the appeal. It doesn't click with me and it's the only Classic game that does that.
>>7296591498 over 7 is a bold choice, i'll say that much
>>729659149Damn, I can't beat "this morning". I like it--I would say Shade Man and Cloud Man are the stages that pulled me in, and the boss intros mixed with that theme get me excitedhttps://youtu.be/gX5H39sPaio?si=oD41fG4u69fNnHjvhttps://youtu.be/lLhrSSw_4vU?si=3ZHx3apvIWkEW0tY
Holy fuck this was so good. Fuck expedition 33 this is the best FR(ench)PG ever
>>729657142>there's no aspects of empowermentDoesn't Louis fit this
>>729657806not really, he's a joke character who tries to exploit the visitor and become his favorite furry mascot but immediately devolves into an insane bloodthirsty mass of hivemind meat with skin made of ugly mascot suit
>>729657142Adding to this fetishists generally focus the fetish being done on some particular group or character, like it only happening only to women or (you)While on this game everyone gets transformed, old, young, men, women and even babies and animals.
>>729654696The only thing I noticed is that all the characters are incredibly ugly. Artist is like Tim Burton, incapable of drawing reuglar-ass humans but great at disturbing shit.
>>729658301>>729658463this, it's the only non 'hardcore' (like Black Souls or Fear and Hunger) game where you, the player can both experience and do worse things than death or rape even to poor kids. Yeah just tell Sophie to fuck off and look outside. Have Joel join Baby Teeth and Ben. I feel like unlike other games that will then 'judge' you for it where it feels more fake and mechanical, this game doesn't. Characters might chime in from time to time, but you're your own judge in this setting. If you're into Spine, messing with children, giving Astronomers wrong offering or getting hard at the thought of Louis becoming one with your fursuit, you're your only judge unless you tell others about it.Ofc I imagine some anons in this setting would still manipulate others or try themselves to 'take a dog for a walk' in hope they roll something they're into, but I imagine in most cases, it will just turn into the complete opposite. Like that's my personal take from this game, you don't get what you want, in fact you work with what you were given. Even a vending machine can become modern Saint Mary, even if you were careful to the max a mosquito bite can ruin your entire life and you can do nothing about it. One moment we can unite and then stop existing at all because some idiot read a crumbled piece of paper. It's chaotic and unfair, it is what it is, but I somehow can find good stuff even in a Canadian flat during an apocalypse.
>go to work>go back home>make dinner>eat>clean up>shower>AT MOST 2 hours left for vidyaIt is impossible to have a job and be a gamer
>have to spend 3-4 hours traveling a day on public transport>use to do it in my 20s, hated it for the most part>doing it again, but started carrying a handheld, load up phone with shows at to watch at transition stations>now look forward to traveling>Still get 1-3 hours to game at home too if I want to on work days.The travel alone has helped me to knock out a backlog of JRPGs from PS2/3DS days and a bunch of anime/kdrama. I WFH Fridays (so its a joke day) and weekends are obligation free mostly so its a solid 30-40 hours of gaming each week.I find since my time is a bit more limited, I don't fuck around and I really play alot more stuff. When I have all the time in the world before, I would hardly play anything. Now I'm knocking out all sorts of shit.
>>729654826>this nigga spends 3 hours a day cooking/cleaning/showeringI like to poop for at least 1 hour each day. It's my relax time.
>>729659035careful anonsitting for too long on the toilet could cause a prolapse or hemorroids
How are all of you so bad at time managementI literally am only awake for 12 hours every day and I still accomplish everything I want
>>729657508>since millenniaYes bro cause 1000 years ago people spent 2 hours in transit working 9 hour office jobs.
Still one of the best games of all time
>>729652509this nigga is still making updates for it
>>729652509>still no gagsWhat the fuck is up with thatso close yet so far from trve bondage kino
>>729652509damn I masturbated so much to this... I remember booting it up a few years ago and it still had that power over me
>>729654405Unga bunga using girl all you want monke brain.
>>729652509Please wake me up when there's a version where you take her on a date and have fully consensual intercourse with "I love you"s instead of "stop"s.
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>>729656287ABSOLUTELYFUCKINGBASED
>>729613039Chamaca hermosa
>>729616365Your sodomite spell hasn't worked since January
>>729656287Yes yes Rajesh, we know. Good for you. Dont forget to wash away the piss and poo first ok benchod?
>>729613039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQvzOqYJ6ec
