It's dead Jim
>>736293949April Fools ended dude
>Extend an April Fools prank an additional 24 hours>Everybody loses their shit and takes it as seriously as possible Bro found the new meta
sanae thread???I love this slut
>>736293949Not you too
>>736293949Merth...
Are pokemon animals
>>736296052>Mew
>>736299547Oh, absolutely. I saw the 1st pokemon movie on release and it gave me feelings I only interpreted years later.
>>736299547Growing up I had a friend that thought Mew was hot and I was like>huh???We were still chill but that has always lived rent free in my head.
>>736296052It's a very solid and enlightened list. I'd make just a few adjustments, but it's pretty correct.
>>736295858Humans are animals
Yeah that just about sums it up.
>>736296932Canadian
>>736293186Conservatives absolutely want things censored. There’s no winning with either party
>>736299253>>You like THAT game? Then you must think that women should have no rightsExample.
>>736299253I know women who are into super degenerate shit (artists and fetish content) and gachas but will bitch about particularly SEXO girl character designs in the same breath. I know different people have different tastes but holy shit women get away too hard with being hypocrites and cake eating and having.
>>736298643>Through plot contrivance BS,I definitely don't think The Force Awakens is well-written. The First Order is a small rebel group, the story is just so close to A New Hope that they seem like the government.
Some of you zoomies don't know this, but hard games were invented by arcades in order to steal difficulty from children. They have no artistic value whatsoever, they are purely a monetary and financial decision. No game should be hard EVER.
>>736273927Threadly reminder>faggot is called "game makers toolkit">videos have 0 actual game dev tools in them>videos are just "hurr durr here game mechanics I like/dislike"His videos will not help you make games whatsoever
>>736289123>entire video predicated on the idea that the "point" of hollow knight is seeing the enemy start an attack animation and doing the correct response in time>sussing out when it's safe to be in a place the enemy could reposition to isn't a mechanic because it's """random""" (no further explanation given)fucking lmao
>>736298395Yet you hang around a thread about it. Seems like mental illness to me.
>>736299276>Video explaining how he got hacked>Literally asked to give his google account login to verify his identity>When asked to download the thing that took his login info, his antivirus triggered>Said he assumed it was a false positive because... windows defender rarely triggers for him?I'm all for different perspectives, but he might genuinely have brain damage
>>736273927There has to be balanceToo easy:>no competition, will get boring>no thought or strategical thinking>no learning weaknesses, strengths or gimmicksToo hard>literally beating your face against a wall>to learn a level, an enemy or a boss, you have to progress carefully and inevitably die, literally spending upwards of hours jus trying to see their patterns and get used to it>At worst, you have to start from zero and fight your way back to the point where you lost>at best, you still have to face unfair reaction times and die repeatably, all because the fight was not designed to be reactable, but only possible to win through perfect pattern recognition and timing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V0x8olX_p3oKino
>cuckmann
>>736294501>Judeo Christian propagandaNothing about the game has to do with anything christian-related. Druckmann is jewish, and the game is likely to demoralize any christian themes.
>>736293992why are western devs killing themselves
>>736293992did they just use Rust to generate their character?
>>736298359Long development cycles + blackrock money + misreading the cultural landscapeGame devs are like 8 years behind, still thinking that this gay shit is coolThis is why GTA6 is busy removing all the overt faggot stuff from their game
How do you make Space games not boring?
>>736297280They didn't go far enough with the nasapunk
>>736298106TRVKE
>>736296565Don't make 90% of the planets procedurally generated using like 10 presets with barely anything to do on them.
>>736299079This alone would nearly be enough to “fix” Starfield. I’d also argue that one city per planet is kind of insane.
Planets, space itself is boring. Classic scifi swashbucklers understood this, most of the action is planet-based. >>736297083Not one of the No Man's Sky fixes has made it fun for me. Maybe if it wasn't like super easy to make money I could play it as a economic game.
What’re you playing lately? And what are you looking forward to?
>>736256963it's a Slay the Spire style game
>>736288471Part 3 is essentially; Illyas route, Alice route, and third option route. Naturally heaven and demon world both focus on their respective girl whereas third option it doesn't matter whom you started with.
>>736297414Based
>>736242445i'm at that point where i've played enough rpgmakers that even if the h scenes are right up my alley, i can't be bothered to play the game unless the gameplay is actually fun
>Live in bongland>f95 bans our entire ip range>Can't justify buying a vpn just for gooning material when I have alternatives>Not confident about using some random package for setting up an ipfs node for /h/ catalogue, especially on linux.It might be over for me.
Reminder: vanilla games are only the braindead normie tutorials for the real games aka the mods and romhacks versions. If you only played the vanilla version, you didn't beat the game.
mario if he touhou
Who ya maining?
>>736297845Here's the only good fight in the series:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNcR-9lbNrwSaved you a shitload of time.
>>736297845If you liked the original dragon ball then you'll like ATLAIf you disliked dragon ball and prefer DBZ then you won't like it
Street Fighter 6 is the best fighting game on the market and you know it
>>736298660youve never been with a black chick, there is a difference of, oh that looks niceand laying down with her or sitting with her, its extremely difficult to even make manageable much less actually look/feel nicetheres a reason why weaves are popular
>>736299245I don't know man, I've felt it before and it feels nice. Personally I've never liked weaves.
>>736298239I've never been with a black chick, but I remember being around the ratchet bitches in high school, and some of them gave off this disgusting, vomit-like, humid stench that made my stomach turn.
>>736299469no one does, im just saying they would rather wear weaves or wigs alot of the time as making your hair look like>>736298972>>736299425 with that bounce/volume is a ton of maintenance and product, and the moment you stop it becomes a disgusting frizzy mess
>Dude we can't kill this dragon so lets just send him to the future and let someone in that time deal with him lmao Why were these faggots let into Sovngarde?
>>736298801Prophecy itself guides fate in TES right? So if someone wanted to spend their entire life trying to learn dragonrend (assuming they could) to kill Alduin would reality itself tell them to fuck off? I'm trying to understand the mechanics of how this sort of thing works.
>>736299148the whole plot of morrowind was about whether or not prophecy is real or you manifest destiny yourself
>TES thread>98 % chance it's toddposting>2 % chance it's lore wizards having decent arguments
>>736296838Any and all anime characters could defeat Alduin. Usopp would wreck Alduin
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>>736295969Lab's players are trannies
Rentfree as they say.
>Radian Typhoon tries to kill me>Activate Maxx "C">Activate Shiina>Spright Elf special summon maxx "C" to field>Maxx gets added back to hand>Gamma his ass
Is Killer Tune stronger than Snake-Eyes?
I know I'm supposed to love Zelda cause she's a girl, and I do she's really cute. But Link.... I've had a crush on Link since I was kid. He's so fucking cute and feminine, I just wanna cuddle and kiss him. Love me my little Aryan elf twink.
Don't call OOT feminine, it triggers boomers.
>>736299385OoT Link is literally a 10 year old in a grown up body
>>736297812>>736299460The game itself legitimately jokes about how good Link's bussy would be. You're not doing anything outrageous.
>>736299516You should quit while you're behind, pedo, if that's meant to be an attractive feature
>release original storybook from 19 year old game>proceeds to rape her story on the big screen because ???i thought miyamoto was cool, what the fuck
>>736297203Movies are a separate continuity.
All the Peach x Rosalina smut is way hotter now so it's an acceptable sacrifice.
>>736297293>what is princess peach showtime's box art change>what is radiant peach looking like rosalinai have a bad feeling
>>736297293You guys keep repeating this as though Nintendo's never ever taken a piece of side media and incorporated it directly into the main games.
>>736297293they complketely changed donkey kong because of the first moviepeach is now related to rosalina and there's nothing we can do about it
If you never heard of, there is a challenge of naming 100 women that streamers have tried in the past: https://youtu.be/30-d3gNaF2k?si=nv3m98u5-23lgmpZ&t=179THE RULES:>it has to be women from vidyaDevs, actresses, models, streamers dont count if they are not in the gameFor example, Guilherme Del Toro is in Death stranding, if you were to name him you would have to put his name in the game: Deadman>multiple versions of the same character/names/alias/nicknames/translations count only as one entryFor example, Spiderman and Peter Park would count as one entry across all different Spiderman games or games that he is featured>the character has to be named"Oh that girl from X game sidequest", that doesnt count, obviouslyHowever, characters that are purposely unamed by the devs should be named as the community/fandom/devs calls them. For example, the protagonist in SoTC technically doesnt have a name in game but everyone calls him Wander/Wanderer (i know this example is a bit wrong but you get it)>the character has to be a womanAlso obvious, but characters that are only mentioned by name with no way of fully knowing if its a woman they dont count. Simply because some names are ambiguous, specially in different parts of the worldAlso aliens/entities/gods that are not state to be a woman/female dont count either >no cheatingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Sotc was originally called Wanda and the colossus. Read it in egm before it was released
>>736294497Sounds easy. Just be into a gacha game or 2 for easy padding.
>>736294497KasumiAyaneJackie Chan..FUCK!
>>736294497Who the fuck cares, faggot.
Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Princess Rosalina, Princess Zelda, Impa, Saria, Ruto, Samus Aran, Krystal , Pauline , Jill Valentine, Claire Redfield, Grace Ashcroft, Sheva Alomar, Heather Mason, Mary Shepherd-Sunderland, Angela Orosco, Dahlia Gillespie, Alessa Gillespie, Cheryl Mason, Meryl Silverburgh, Naomi Klein, Nastasha Romanenko, Olga Gurlokovich, Fortune, The Boss, Eva, Paz, Samantha America "Amelie" Strand, Bridget Strand, Fragile, Mama/Malingan, Lockne, Rainy, Lou/Tomorrow, Aerith Gainsborough , Tifa Lockhart, Yuffie Kisaragi, Jessie Raspberry , Scarlett, Faith (the Mirror's Edge one), Lara Croft, Frey Holland, Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, Ellie Williams, Abby Anderson, Alloy, Bayonetta, Jeanne, Maya Fey, Mia Fey , April May, Emma Skye, Lana Skye, Regina Berry, Maggey Byrd, Trucy Wright, Olga Orly, Kay Faraday, Lady, Trish, Kyrie, 2B, A2, Kaede Smith , Susie Sumner, Samantha Sitbon/Smith, Ayame Blackburn, Linda Vermillion, Shinobu /Scarlett Jacobs, Bad Girl (Charlotte Birkin), Jeane (The Cat), Jeane (Travis' Sister), Jeane (Travis' daughter), Speed Buster, Chloe Walsh, Kimmie Howell, Margaret MoonlightAlice Twilight, Juliet Dendrobium, Luna Stargazer, RedBrown, WorstPink, Elster, Alina Seo, Evangeline Morgan, Serrah, Lt. Farah Reyes, Anna Graham, Jesse Faden, Saga Anderson, Alice Wake, Barbara Jagger, Panam Palmer, Judy Alvarez, So Mi Park, Evelyn Parker, Triss Merrygold, Yennefer von VengerbergAnd that's handicapping myself with not naming more than 10 characters from a single series.
>*jobs*
>>736296852Nemesis was still a prototype and wasn't make specifically to hunt down STARS. The Nemesis parasite was developed to increase Tyrant intelligence without requiring ideal host genetics, so their test run was programing it with the more complex task of identifying and hunting down specific targets, STARS. The T-103s that were deployed elsewhere and to the RPD had more generalized orders of just kill survivors.
>>736296757Chris’ campaign was closer to canon than Jill’s
>>736297303>the only difficulty where he doesn't die to a single grenade is infernoThis is false. He doesn't die to a single grenade on Nightmare as well. Read the thread: >>736291390Or play the fucking game yourself.
>>736270175And piano teeth.
>>736299521And the nose
So we're definitely getting a new Starfox game soon, right? Nintendo wouldn't blueball us like this for nothing, right?
>try to play the OG starfox on nintendo switch classics because of this thread >the greatest difficulty comes from the fact that the game runs at 5fps and requires you to predict the next frameis nintendo's emulator just shit or is this just how the snes ran it
>>736255402If mainline mario is any idication, fox appearing in the movie solidifies that his franchise is dead and will never get another game again.
>>736298652The podcast was recorded before the poster.
>>736299484I beat it as a child
>>736298748The Nintendo Power ones? No. But a couple of small things have been lifted from them back when the 64 reboot happened, like Fox being from Papetoon.
I've never been any good at platformers, especially the older ones. I still have yet to even beat Donkey Kong Country.
>>736275550do recomps solve this?
I can become good at anything I set my mind to but games like Pikmin 1 don’t come naturally to me because I’m a slow gamer in general and am used to taking my sweet time and being thorough and attentive to details.
>>736273905I enjoy RTSs a lot, specifically the ones with a good campaign.Although most of the time I treat them like a city builder.
>>736273905Strategy games and RPGs. I can't strategize for shit.
>>736274262Same. I did get great at the EA Fight Night and then UFC games. I like that your HP isn’t so low so you can’t just get juggled after one rock/paper/scissors. You get a lot more opportunities to do mind games before the match is over.Too bad EA shit the bed with those games. I wish some other fighting game filled that hole for me. Or I wish I didn’t suck at traditional fighters
Can we have a nice battlestation thread?
>>736234984Everyone is pointing out the mouse autism, but what the fuck is that chair?
>>736297604Looks like a generic gaming chair with a car seat cover made for a Yugo.
>>736227961here i am
>Time is not your enemy, forever is.What did she mean exactly?
>>736299519She meant that forever is quite a long time, especially towards the end.
>>736299519Another psyop to make you accept your mortality.
