>The only thing that heals him are payne killersWho wrote this shit
>>729863760me.problem?
They're trying to kill him and failing, and whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
>>729863897I hate this dude
Animal Crossing New Horizons NSW2EMario Tennis FeverPokemon PokopiaTomodachi Life: Living the DreamYoshi and the Mysterious BookSuper Mario Bros Wonder NSW2ERhythm Heaven GrooveFire Emblem: Fortune's WeaveSplatoon Raiders (not dated, but there's no way it's not 2026)Pokemon Gen 10 (not announced, but we all know it's coming)This is 2026 lineup for Switch 2. Other than Duskbloods, Fire Emblem and Splatoon Raiders, it's total fucking dogshit tea time itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny games aimed at toddlers, girls and casuals.Fucking BLAND lineup that makes my eyes glaze over.
>>729861361>pokopia is the same thing, but with pokemonPokopia is Dragon Quest Builders, but with Pokemon. By the Dragon Quest Builders devs.
>>729859918It's so funny seeing people's reactions to this lineup. It has so many titles aimed at very specific target audiences but lacks a unifying high-profile IP that everyone can anticipate or get excited for. As a result, it is simultaneously the most hype and least hype first half of the year amongst most of my friend groups.
>>729859918Nintendo is fucking dying and it's because of their own fucking greed. It fucking serves them right, in their fucking sinusoidal cycle of successes and failures, they are at the rock bottom now and need to be humbled again. Except of 1, max 2 titles there's nothing to look forward to in 2026 and I regret the Switch 2 purchase. It's obvious they rushed it only to suck investors cocks and maybe the early leak contributed a bit to that too. The games are only being cooked now, which puts the whole lifecycle of a console and game development on its head. The only fucking competent game for switch 2 is Sakurai's Kirby game but it's fucking niche. MKW is a disaster and even Nintendo shills are seeing it, DK, although fun, is really dumbed down. Games lack the former philosophy and the goal of being fun. Paid DLCs announced alongside their respective games, clearly cut content to be sold to you later, rushed, half cooked games with no content patched out later when noone cares anymore, it's all fucking crumbling before our eyes.This is what happens when greed takes over and you put a fucking literal who salaryman on top of your gaming company.
>>729859918>Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream>Super Mario Bros Wonder NSW2E>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave>Pokemon Gen 10 (not announced, but we all know it's coming)These + Elden Ring port and Duskbloods makes it already peak!
>>729864189>YAAAAS QUEEEN MAMA SLAAAAY I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE SAME GAMES AGAIN BUT NOW ON MY NINTNEDO SWITCH 2 SYSTEM (TM), THE SIMS ACNH BUT SOMEHOW WORSE, FIRE EMBLEM WITH BROWNS AND LE HECKING POKEMONZ, IM SURE THIS TIME GAME FREAK WILL MAKE A GAME ON PAR WITH GAMECUBE, AND NOT PS1! BTW WHERES MY HRT INJECTION PENS
How do you feel?
>>729860876Kino actor, dogshit program
>>729861250I love it. I haven't seen a show this good since Shogun, which is also the only TV show I've enjoyed in the past 8 years or so.I do skip all the flashback parts. Hope I don't miss anything important.
>>729861163The Legate Kevin fight was fucking annoying. Lost count of how many times I rag dolled down those fucking stairs. Every single fucking time.
>>729861163>it's actually the home alone kidfuck that's why he looked so familiar
>>729860876I don't much care about non-canon media.
SPINE is an upcoming singleplayer game heavily inspired by John Wick.
>>729862316>another girlboss shitNo thanks
>>729863536why tf is there an american history x curbstomp execution at 1:01 lmao. this is like crossing edgy shit and stepping into /pol/ zone or something
>>729863592>big enough asswell the other end of the spectrum would be the chronos event, though the bitch in that game has a butterface
>>729862316Looks like Sifu with guns, which is a cool idea, but it doesn’t look like Wick. The whole point of Wick is that the action was blunt and to the point.
>90's: >"Lara is so fucking hot and doing flips and shooting dudes is radical!">2020's:>"UUUUUUUUHM... Is that a f*moid hitting and shooting men?!?! And she's wearing hotpants and a jacket? That's basically a Burkha! Blackrock is behind this! I hate niggers!"
>be me >22 year old male >Used to play a ton of Minecraft throughout my childhood up until 2020 >Recently decide to revisit >Mfw I'm too impatient for this game now >Breaking wood gives me anxiety since it takes too long >I start realizing the game is actually extremely boring >Start realizing that it wasn't the game it was me that found it entertaining back then >Regret my life choices after the $30 I spent on a game that I'll never play again What happened bros? Why is Minecraft no longer fun at all? I can't believe I've played this dog shit Lego rip off for years
>>729862569>needing to minmax leisure activities by the ratio of time investment to entertainment valuewagecuck mindset
>>729863085It's not about wagecucking, I've gone back to neeting, but now I'm better at it. What I'm saying is no matter what you will need to make sure you are not wasting time.Automatically a person with default to assuming they're wasting time because they're not wagecucking, which is where you're right, but post wagecucking you can realize you can both not-wagecuck, and not-waste time.It's called fulfillment and you have to figure out what it is. I mean, not (you), you may have found that already, but (you) as in any anon who hasn't found it yet.
>>729862324>Breaking wood gives me anxiety since it takes too longYou need to slow the fuck down. There's something seriously wrong with you. Either your attention span is completely bricked or your concept of time has warped and you perceive it as passing more slowly, NOT as a result of adhd/boredom but physical conditions. https://minecraft.wiki/w/Wood#Breaking>Default: 3 secondsIf you can't even wait THREE (3) seconds without feeling anxiety, you're fucked. Get off the internet. You're killing your brain. I'm not even kidding, there's something VERY wrong with you.
>>729863994I mean I'm okay with playing games like CoD zombies where it's round after round, I don't play multiplayer since I have to wait around till the round ends, on singleplayer if I die the game is over and I can choose, but with Minecraft it is very slow and torturous. I don't think I'm cooked? Idk maybe it's the excessive gooning but I have no clue
>>729862324im 40 year old wizza and i don't have this problem this a you problem.
Aren't they just a bunch of artificially constructed set of polygons in a digitally simulated environment?
>>729853386Because ugly things are disgusting duh, they don't need to be human to be pretty
>>729856489bro really needs to study art history instead of staring at shitty mangas
>>729853386If it's such a small deal, why has the entire western institutional apparatus mobilized to keep them out of games? Surely they've got better things to do than spending literally tens of billions of dollars on narrative design consultancy firms (which are proxies for government institutions), ethics departments, university programs, propaganda articles, social media hall monitors, company stock, and lost profits (and that's just what we can measure for sure) on something so petty, right? And that's not even close to a comprehensive list.If it's not a big deal to you, then just make the girls hot and charming to a male audience.>No, what we mean is that what you want out of the games that we expect you to buy isn't important! Karen's insecurities over the pixels are the most important thing in the world!And this is why western AAA can get fucked.
>>729853386Porn addiction, they're porn addicts who want to ruin a different hobby since they infest gaming circles instead of subscribing to some porn or hentai platform.Also, they're so far gone they don't even know what attractive women look like anymore.
>>729864031Hot girls were the norm before the outsiders came in over the course of the 00s.The ones who accuse us of porn addiction for wanting to see eye candy in games tend to be actual degenerates who jerk it to five year old boys or act as actual sex pests and even rapists. You're just trying to rope us into the same category as you so that you can blame society and men general for your bullshit instead of yourself + camouflage yourself as a sexual predator. We've got nothing to hide, unlike you.
Will American McGee's Alice make a come back in 2026?
>>729860768Honestly it's less accessible than the second game, and uses idTech 3 (Quake 3 engine) in 3rd person with minimal polish. Platforming levels are the real final boss. If you're not afraid of missing numerous references to the first game, you might as well finish the second one first, it is much more polished. The stories are still self-contained.
>>729863731He had a hard life...
>>729861774This 100%
>>729863731Why ?
>>729863731Pottery
>ruins your hobby
>>729861680>Skill issueHoly mother of kek
>>729861792Pyro counters them
>>729861830Playing Demo is inherently low IQ behavior because you're playing as a black man.
>>729858443There was a wave of Heavy aimbots like a week or two ago that were advertising some faggot youtuber, haven't seen them since.
>>729860553It was an INTENTIONAL decision.
Be honest, do you spend money in f2p games?
>>729863180She's acting like a retarded child. You are a pedophile.
>>729816978Not even wrong, and as a storyfag the story is just as awful. There needs to be SOME semblance of emotion and familiarity with the cast for me to like it.
>>729863239>She's acting like a retarded childthat's all women, dude
>>729807370Oh no no no gooksisters our response?
Gacha games remind me too much of pay-to-win F2P MMOs. They use the same scummy tactics to trick you into spending money
>hurr you need to play indie gamesmeanwhile every indie game is this
>>729863747No one posts 3dpd in thos threads, that's pragmata threads you're thinking of mister schizo
>>729863906>No onebecause they know what they're doing
>>729863603These will be the games that go viral, hundreds of thousands of youtube views, 5k steam reviews
>>729854505looks like trooncore speedrun trash
>>729863589It's all true though you miserable faggot.You cared enough to reply.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/705602530/#q705602530
If you fuck a girl with superstrength would the orgasm contractions from her pussy squish your dick into a pulp since she wouldn't be able to control them?
>>729805429And those same 5 people are fully convinced that there's only one guy on 4chan that criticizes Invisigal, "BBjeet", and there's only one guy that posts Blazer threads, and it's all the same guy. I'm serious. They're Twitter tier retarded children with the way they will cry about racism/Indians/White women and anything else at the drop of a hat as a deflection tooDozens and dozens and dozens if not hundreds and hundreds of anons can shit on Courtney, just for being Brown and wearing that fucking nose ring. But if someone actually attempts to be a consistent force of truth in these threads and act as the counterweight, well.....that person is a major threat.
>>729861443Why isn't this dude a superhero again?
Mandy won.
>>729864192cope
Mandy won Roberts hand
do you have to be a brain surgeon to know how to play this?
>>729859010league fags are as insecure as dotards as proved in this thread. now proceed.
>Que turbo>Ban Medusa, pick IO>Go offline>Tranquil into heart into Sange>Win game>repeatI haven't deviated from that in months. Losses are always chalked upto me not rotating early enough with my tard and helping the weak lane once we get lvl 6. Dota is a solved game for me and it is mega comfy.
>>729862604https://www.youtube.com/shorts/doJ8YaB0Pb4
>Former failed LoL pro manage to win TI in DotaLMAO
>>729863392No, turbo is a solved game for you. Which is fine but things are less balanced there
>1 second late to a mission>Entire game is considered failed and you have to start overIs this a good game design?
>>729853090This lmao. I had to leave the game on for half an hour without doing anything just for the overtime mission to start.
>you're loving me>but it always has been there
Fond memories of the original, though I never cared about the missions or rescues to the point where'd I'd trannyrun the game and sweat about it.
>game starts with a time trial>being early, on time, or late changes the course of the storyblew my mind at the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBDgga14G4
>>729852939>game is short ( but have many quests you cannot possibly all do first run for you need knowledge of the mall to complete )>restarting keeps all your upgrades so the more you play the more powerful you areit's 10/10 game design, amerimutts wouldn't understand
This is the most fun i've had in years with an action videogame what the fuck
>>729863310Dodges right now are broken for everyone but Ogryn in the players' favor. If you spam dodge, even if you run out of effective dodges, you are still 100% ranged immune this patch. Again, this is on all classes but Ogryn. You do not need to dodge slide for ranged damage right now and in fact, spamming dodge is far superior right now. Ranged enemies are basically set dressing this patch.
>>729863776It really isnt. The inquisition ensures that all the guardsmen who comes to know about daemons are executed. Every single reject who gets sent on a mission would be killed to ensure that the existence of dark gods are kept a secret.
>>729864009Go see the dlc reviews too
You guys think I could make good money from making a VTuber Warhammer channel? Thought about making an avatar that is basically an big tiddy sororitas with a black or white bob cut.Male voice or tranny voice?
>>729846394Darktide? More like woketide. Just like wokehammer 40gay lol
How replayable is pic related? Planning to buy deluxe edition and sink hours into this, seems fun, i used to play old ones on ps2.
it's made for replayability, you're actually supposed to replay the map multiple times before going to the next map, just to unlock new itemsif you're on PC pirate it with Peacock, since the game is always online, and Peacock makes offline progression to work, and you can play any time limited fomo content at any moment you want and there's a lot of that
>>729863709Very replayable. On top of the piles of assassination path cheevos in the story mode missions, there's also a roguelike gamemode where your targets are randomized with different challenges.
>>729863709You are supposed to replay each stage over and over again with different approach/methodThere's incentive to do so as it nets you exp that will get you new gear to bring at the start of the mission1 mission can take you hours to really finish.
>>729863709It took me about 300 hours to get the PlatinumThere's still stuff I have left I could do, grinding out Freelancer, doing the sniper map bullshit for the Arctic rifle (I will probably never do this), but I'm playing other things for now
>>729863874>if you're on PC pirate it with Peacock, since the game is always online, and Peacock makes offline progression to work, and you can play any time limited fomo content at any moment you want and there's a lot of thatThats the thing, i wanted to try freelancer, i can get the deluxe version for about 20$, you say i should pirate it regardless?
It's over.I boughted.
>>729862884I mean, Klarna literally could not make money with their business model if it targeted financially stable and responsible people.
>>729864128I miss 4:3 gaming
>>729864068plebian consumerism itself is coming to an end as more and more companies just look to sell to each other for infinite money cheat
>>729863496>get money from the governmentIt will take few months to get the claim processed and paid off. The bankruptcy will complicate and delay this process. Any delay results in credit fees.>home insurance You need to have it, the government doesn't pay anything if you burn your fucking house.
>>729841282Are you also vaccinated?
Well, /v/?
>>729862723Ilias of course! The benefits are plainly superior even discounting everything else
>>729862723If original then Alipheese. If paradox then Ilias.Generally speaking, Ilias.
>>729862947>LamiaYou get to get the general plot of previous games and she's stronger I think>AngelYou get way better character development and get all the hype lore units you would know from older games
Paradox Ilias' design is just way too good it's VERY hard to pass up
>>729862723Which one lets me sleep in the arms of a paizuri imp?
>Nightfire, 2002 (PS2 3.33m, XB 0.82m, GC 0.78m) - total 4.93 million And then Cubies will do this weird thing where they'll stake claim over games. "Oh Nightfire is a Gamecube game!" No the fuck it's not.
>>729863406>I used to play this gamecube gameMost people don't even say that, they'll usually say "I used to play this game on the Gamecube." This thread is fucking stupid on multiple levels.
>>729863693>terminally online but expert on how people speak
Your buzzword will never catch on faggot.
>>729864160It has though
Xbox had the best ports all around
>Still four weeks until the Ares updateSakka is... inazumOVER...
damn Haizaki got NTR'd already
sex
Shunai 2 with Haru joining in
Who's this semen demon?
it's out
>>729861348>autismo car simulator that makes elden ring feel like hello kitty island adventure.
i can't play this i'm finnophobic
I don't play AI slop games.
>>729861348so what's the new money meta? i guess selling kilju and driving the taxi?
>>729861348Are they going to ruin it like the first one? I loved the it but patches added annoying crap like being stung by a beer while driving without a windshield annoyed me so much and it killed the wackiness of the game.
