Racists thread. The best way to celebrate Christmas and start the new year is by going fast.
Either they defend every game and decision Nintendo makes or hates them so much now they won't shut the fuck up about it and just move onto PC.
>>729278176This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
Does /v/ ever plan to stop gaming at a certain age?
>>729277281until im buried in teh cold hard ground... I WILL NEVAR STOP PLAYING VIDYA GAEMZ!!! ദ്ദി(˃ ᵕ ˂ ദ്ദി)
Will this finally be the climbing game that makes mountain climbing feel good and not linear/rail-roading?
>>729277051>and not linear/rail-roading?retard.
Are all game developers secretly degenerates and sexual deviants?
>>729277346Did you also try paprika trainer ?
>totally spies threadMandatory
>>729277724Nice
>>729277724>of all the episodes, one titled "Abductions" has zero fetishes
>>729254361Is there a full image? Reverse search isn't giving me anything
>2026>No Slizer game
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>>729269197>>72926566395' hereSlizers had a liminal vibe to them, they were even creepy in a way. My small child brain struggled to make sense out of how could they have a conscience being that barebonesI enjoyed them but feared them. similar to how I feel today about women. So yeah Slizers were cool
>>729259417SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Love bionicle up to the movie and just drop off when metru started for some reason>25 years later during covid get back into it>Mata nui was the island the entire timeNIGGA WAT
>>729277302Dude what. I was born in 1990 and I just like them because they look and flicked disks... but now that I think about it I remember they had a Y2K inspired apocalypse and mutants showing up so there was something weird about it.I bought millennium last year I always wanted him.
I've heard that 999 is best played on the DS. Does the platform matter for the other two games, and if so, which version is best?
Clover sexoooo
>>729277398psycho whore
>>729274198Is 999 one of those Vns where you're supposed to get all the endings?
>>729276398it appears not. if it's in reference to the quirky ending then who gives a fuck. VLR is fine as a single screen experience.
>>729278039if you want to know what's going on, yeah
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 needs to be studied. People exterminate an entire world while crying, but they want it done in silence."Don't show me SK( illiterate automatic YouTube sub), please"Verso's cock is truly powerful.
>>729277614That's clearly a stylistic choice of the scene. Verso and Maelle are both black and white in the end, while Pierre was in color despite her having nothing to do with him.
>>729277917They were black and white before the cuts between Verso and Maelle, at the very start of the cinematic. She has Sciel to try to coach her into making Pierre. But the people outside the theater are literally unfinished drafts.
>>729277635The family could have worked together to overpower Aline, but no one had any faith in Maelle. The idea that there's no possible way to physically stop her or bury away the canvas and lie about it for some form of compromise is all Renoir's fault for treating the situation with this total black and white all or nothing war he's waging.
>>729278043You barely see anyone up close in the cutscene. No one walking into the theater at the start looks stark black and white.
>>729278130Unless I am misremembering, they certainly do. They are extremely high contrast in a jarring way.
ITT real life vidya bosses
>>729276539>the four kings of new londo
You fight him in an ice level, of course.The fight is also a race against time. You are quickly freezing to death, and you have to defeat him and build a fire before it's too late. He is attacking you because you are not breathing deeply enough.
>>729275387RIP King
Careful, she's Russian.
>>729277727>took his manhood literally>now take his manhood figuratively
>>729277813>peopleit's a turdie gooner slop game
I see that OWfag is still seething out of his mind.
>>729244143Just play unranked
>>729278003>he hates jews and turdies>must be an overwatch fando goyim really
Merry Christmas... NiGHTSHow's the dreamy jester so far
>>729277493I thought it was an edit at first glance.
Are Mario Kart Worlds servers working?
>>729277189Just a suggestion, eventually you want to turn them off. A lot of the decisions recommended are just plain wrong, particularly for ring lines and wisp order.
>>729276231I said this once in the Sanic general on /vg/. After seeing people's opinions on hating it, loving it, and remembering my own thoughts about it, I think Heroes is the embodiment of the bell curve meme. The smart and dumb takes are the same: it's a crusty game that needed more development time. In hindsight, since the devs were so limited, they should have made a 3D collectathon instead of a linear stage-based game.
>>729277964Yeah. Apparently it works fine.
release the GabeN files
>>729254432the stories boomer engineers have told me about working in the 90s is crazyit was the wild west, you could do just about fucking anything
it's super interesting to see the kind of subhuman that defends the average billionaire when said billionaire would not hesitate to shoot kill them and their entire family if it meant it'd raise their bottom line by 1%what's the psychology behind this? do they see themselves in the billionaire? do they picture that maybe they in the future will become a billionaire so they feel personally attacked?personally I don't hate all billionaires, but I am inclined to dislike most of them because of the sheer level of shrewd corpo scum mindset a human being has to adopt in order to maintain such a statusanyways thank you for reading my blog
>>729277947some billionaires are occultists who drink baby blood, some are nepos who inherited an empire, some are lucky, intrepid nerds with a knack for entrepreneurship who got lucky in the dotcom boomit is what it is
>>729269925They made billions off of gambling, every single one of them is going to hell.
>>729255050Russia is being filed with jeets as we speak.
Sonic and his wife wish you a Merry Christmas.
>>729275073He's busy.
>>729274617His wife is holding hands with Amy, how nice :)
>>729275890All I want for Christmas is Amy.
>>729274617I hate American Sonic characters
>>729277359American franchise.
Genuinely what was his fucking problem
Mimics or atleast a new type of mimic being absent in Elden Ring was probably one of my biggest disappointments.
freaky ahh mimic diddy ahh mimic fr fr
>>729275710Unironically a trans allegory
>>729275710nu-Fromsoft could never come up with something this memorable
>>729275710He was waiting for her
Post the smallest image you have in your folderI demand it
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>>729253831>>729277361BROTHERS
>>729256826IGARASU YOSHIA!!!I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!! AT YOUR HOUSE, IN HOKODOME-NO-KAI!!!
>>729259935>is actually 2KB I'm so proud of her.
Maelle's vagina
>>729277812 he said, calmly
>>729277076no hymen?no diamond.
>>729277076What did Renoir mean by this?I'm serious.
>>729277804Fuck yeah, merry chrissy cunt.
>>729278065Incest. Unironically, the game is french.
>be modern gamer>claims to care about “gameplay”>favorite games are just coomer bait with a stamina barI’m tired of pretending this isn’t obvious.Take NieR: Automata. Every defense thread goes:>“Actually the combat is deep”>“Actually the story is philosophical”>“Actually Yoko Taro is a genius”Cool. Now remove 2B’s ass, thigh-highs, and camera angles that magically drift downward during idle animations and see how many people are still writing essays about “existentialism.”These games always follow the same formula:>flashy combat that plays itself>numbers go up>attractive female character doing 80% of the heavy liftingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I've been playing automata for the first time this week and I like it a lot, but there's some quests are bullshit, like the racing ones holy shit, what is this? I just wanted an anime girl adventure.
>>729277868That just means you actually finished Route E instead of stopping at “2B hot.”Drakengard is the real litmus test anyway. If you made it through that jank, incest subtext, and ending E without uninstalling, you’re either mentally ill or one of the five people who didn’t play NieR exclusively for ass.Respect, but you’re absolutely not the average coomer I’m talking about.
>>729277969she's not an anime girl wtf?
You are correct. Nier Automata was mid compared to Nier and even Drakengard, and it's obvious why; they spent all of their time making 2B and A2 sexy and decided to make the absolutely fuck ass retarded decision of hiring Platinum to develop the combat system (Platinum being known for their absolutely bare bones and asinine combat design). Drakengard 2 plays better than N:A and I'm pretty pissed admitting that.
>>729278054>I just wanted an anime girl adventureAnd that right there is the most honest Automata take in the entire thread.The racing quests are pure Platinum jank — awkward camera, floaty controls, zero respect for your time — but nobody ever mentions them because you’re supposed to be distracted by 2B doing backflips.If this game had a dude android in cargo pants, those quests would be getting dragged daily as “unpolished filler.”Automata is a good game, but it gets insane immunity because anime girl + vibes + music. Strip that away and suddenly people remember it’s half philosophy, half chores.Still better than most coomer slop, but yeah — welcome to the gap between “I play it for gameplay” and reality.
>crpg>wrpg>jrpg>krpg>drpg>trpg>srpgImagine if fighting games (for example) were this autistic
>>729268439They are? lol
>>729268262All classification are like that. You can do the same for a lot of genre. The question is what depth do you need to describe your game.Like for plateformers, usually you only need 2 : 2d or 3d. But then a game like mario and celeste are the same when there's not. So if you somehow needs that nuance you need to add more category to split the two kind and so on.It's the same shit for rpgAlso for fg, here's an exemple
>>729277236>I'm gonna go out on a limb and saymany would disagree
>>729277334augmented reality pissing game
>>729277334Action RPGThe "genre" is split between Diablo clones and Action games with RPG stats added on top like NiohThe actual definition is "any game with real time combat and stats" which means every AAA game released in the past 2 decades is an Action RPG
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
>>729269610wtf
i'll take the shastaiykyk
>>729269610Dr Snap. sounds like a total barbarian
>>729273856>>729269709Too sweet. Dr. Pepper is sharper. I will only drink the original. And yes, I can always tell if it's generic.
For me, it's Dr Pepper Zero cherry flavoured.
Realistically, how do you get out of this situation?
>>729276927Murray Crustmas!
nsfw but like this?>>>/gif/30006864
>>729277047Now where lol>>729276927Happy Merry!
>>729277461Casino's VIP area. Can't jump him while working, gotta get VIP access.
>>729277597NTA but I actually quit a run at this point and started over, I was doing a mostly pure game so it annoyed the shit out of me that I apparently needed to grind up bunny xp just to get in there, THEN grind up 40+ lewdness on her just to reach that guy and progress the quest. Then when i used an aphrodisiac item to temporarily boost it and talked to him, nothing happened. She just says her outfit is too vulnerable or something. I'm not even sure if it was a bug or what. So I just started over with a pure run mostly ignoring h-scenes and it's been more fun.I'll never understand why devs put in the work to make all these events, then hide them behind invisible or grindy requirements. I've seen some people say the kid from the church disappears, because they think he's gone forever. No, it's just that the game only hints where he is once and if you miss it you'll never find him.
