A Mexican cartel has kidnapped you, and the last character you've played as has to save you. How fucked are you?
>even cartels need lawyers, right?
>>729099541Saltzpyre would either shoot them first, charge in like a retard and hack them to pieces, or go invulnerable and bash them into pulp.
>>729108228>>729108004
>>729108298Wouldn't that also bring the wall into earth? You're probably the most fucked in the thread so far.
>>729099541>An armored coreI don't know how a giant mech like this would go about doing a rescue mission without killing me by accident.
>make server>everyone has fun getting started building houses and deciding what class they want to main>that one calamity retard rushes through progression>cmon guys one more boss just one more boss PLEASE just one more boss>don't even have full 400 health and now everyone is fighting wof>now it's hardmode everyone fights mechs>now everyone fights plantera, golem, cultist>not even a few hours in everyone fighting moonlord>moonlord is defeated so no one feels like playing anymore and everyone leaves 4 hours into the serverWhy is it like this? why doesn't minecraft have this problem? why is it always calamity players?
>dude building is for minecraft building in 2d is stupid
>>729107119I've seen multiple attempts at putting a stop to the speedrunners on 4chan servers, every time the admin has to rollback the server on a daily basis because the speedrunners keep showing up when the server is empty just to solo bosses. I even saw one host put up two servers, with one being just for the speedrunners to speedrun on. They still came by daily to fuck the non-speedrunning server.
>>729108000>speedrunners keep showing up when the server is empty just to solo bossesoh, well there's no solution to that lmao
>/v/ server>spawn becomes a giant chasm down to hell
>>729105882why would you play terarria in multiplayer?its my gtfo away from me game
>Grandpas were pumping to this
>>729097118>were
>>729104836it's 2025, people no longer have kids when they are young (if not black). Having grandchildren in your 30s is but a pipedream in this jewish shithole we call world
>>729107329damn we got a mummy over here
>>729097118Zoomies have no fucking clue how good they have it. It used to be nearly impossible to find actual porn if you weren't an adult, so you had to make do with whatever fan service and titillating content you could find. I literally used to keep old copies of gaming mags that had fan service pictures or somewhat NSFW ads or whatever as fap material. Fuck, I used to get a stiffy and need to fap if I saw a big tits or cleavage in public.
Why did they make Henry gay? Why? You legitimately were more likely to see an African in central Europe at the time than gay people.
>>729089001Henry (and especially Hans) was gay coded since first game. Only try hard retards that never played KC1 get angry because in KC2 you can pick gay route. Also Twitter screencap so OP is a massive faggot
>>729106102Pop culture/media will never represent right-wing views, because those views are destructive. If you want media that better represents those views, you need a Charlie Kirk, a Tim Pool, a Ben Shapiro, a PragerU, etc. so that's how those views get representation.>b-but it's not in movies, books and games!Yeah it is, it's just not popular. The only one that I can think of is Ethnic Cleansing, a shitty first person shooter made by white supremacists for the express purpose of indoctrinating their youth. Fascism/White Supremacy/Racism/etc. aren't profitable and they never will be. It's about money more than it's about adhering to any one ideology.
>>729096240>he still thinks Musa is meant to be taken seriously >in a game full of characters constantly boasting and bullshitting like Brabant
>>729107147>right-wing views, because those views are destructiveLiberalism has decimated the West you absolute pillock
>>729096941>somehow OK that BG3 forces you to have gay bear sex.What are you talking about people don’t shut up about this
How long did it take her to smile?
>>729106783>the thank you scene literally only happens in the weird route>the weird route she doesn't focus on Susie that muchI'm impressed how fucking RETARDED this fandom is, i even saw people think it's Dess, did anyone bother to at least watch a youtube video of the weird route
>>729096113>Susie and Noelle are gonna be canonNot if I have anything to say about it
>>729107102undertale and deltarune difficulty always felt weird to me. i feel like SOUL moves too slowly, and attacks that come from multiple sides are hard to dodge unless you learn the patterns, so i always end up taking hits. you have enough health to tank damage usually, so these issues aren't really apparent until you fight the secret bosses (where the difficulty jumps from 4 to 10).
how come krusie posters died down but kruselle poster only seem to have gotten stronger
>>729108278there's like one scene in chapter 3 if you slash with minikris compared to a whole ass arg
Why has Gamefreak never done a Pokemon story with this premise? Are they stupid? Do they hate money?
>>729108040Based anon wait what, noooooooooooooooooo
>>729108038>Now the real question is what is the best way to be TFdGetting transformed by your own Pokemon, either because you were a shit trainer and they're doing it to teach you a lesson or because you were a good trainer and they're doing it out of affection.
>>729108038>Now the real question is what is the best way to be TFdBy your smug male Glaceon partner that knows just how to push your buttons.
>>729108038in my sleep
>>729108104what if it isn't identity death and just you becoming a dumber (and cuter) (You)
Pay up Goy
>>729082730The principle problem with cloud gaming is the cost to the providers. All those servers in all those datacenters with all those pipes and the staff to manage them costs a hell of a lot of money. If PCs get too expensive for joe schmoe to own one, that doesn't make cloud gaming any more of a winning proposition for nVidia, microsoft, amazon...The model only works if 50+ people effectively timeshare a single node by paying their rates but only playing a few hours a week. But the problem is most people are gaming at the SAME time. Since latency is a bitch they can't even use those machines for EUs or JPs to ride out the quiet periods for more money, they need to have MORE machines in MORE datacenters around the world.At this point cloud gaming only exists to ensure that nobody else comes into the space and figures out the economic model before the big boys.
>>729105159>shitshow of latencyIt's even worse than OnLive was.I thought I could use it to try out shit like Apex so I could see roughly what it was like without having to root my machine with chinese spyware anti-cheat. I expected lag, but holy fuck this was bad. I tried it again with HL2 in the early hours of the morning at it wasn't any better. The 3rd time I had to queue for 20mins. Fucking useless service.
>>729106001Hey I was right, you made a retarded comment. Go ahead and google "officer shot during raid" and imagine that over hundreds of millions of people. There isn't an occupying force that would even attempt that, but go ahead and keep being a retarded third-worlder, it is to be expected!>>729106196If what you were saying were true nobody would have guns, but we do. I swear there is now a contractual obligation for new posters here to have double-digit IQ.
>>729081250Thanks Generative AI for:.........
>>729107909porn
Now that Carol's story is complete, what's next for the team?
>saves your xmas
>>729107028uh, giantess, C standing for colossal and cunny.
>>729107881You're getting a promotion.
>>729107689I wonder if we'll get some more costumes following this week's update?
>>729103405Da woes
>non-stealth game has stealth mechanics
>>729107521Animals are usually afraid of charging things that are holding their ground and not running away
>>729107983>hetranonymous
>ally has poor pathfinding
>>729107897>look closer>at the low resolution webm of a video that was doing the rounds 3 years agoOkay champ, keep jumping at AI ghosts we won't get anti-AI fatigue or anything
>>729108260You've tried your best, tranon
https://www.bing.com/images/createWe don't actually recommend you use DALL-E or Bing though.They're not what they were.The ritual part of these threads is deceptively difficult to combat.
>>729105265Don't toy with me, Aryll poster
>>729107042Finally. Art
>>729107042YUMMY
>>729107486I was about to type "What" but then I understood. Air briefly exhaled through my nose.
>>729106302Ah you like Kanade? Honestly all of LiPPS is great and their dynamic together is a lot of fun. I'm especially fond of Shiki, who is something of a mad scientist and constantly up to mischief
This is your average French woman.
>>729107383>dont you want to do the exact same shitNo? I want you to post garbage so I could shitpost.
>>729070406i fucking hate tumbler for allowing birthing you vile creatures so much
>>729107908>Literally? Doesn't look like one at all,You might be retarded, blind, or both.
>>729108129>There's no other way of seeing it considering blah blah blahStop self-inserting. It's that simple.
>>729107938Gross, post visually pleasing yuri like Rosa and Hilda
Resident Evil 4 came out 20 years ago
i never played a resident evil game...
>>729105859>Tfw you considered RE1 Unc-core because it was 8 years old when RE4 came out
I wish they would have used the classic PAL NGC or PS2 cover for the PS4 and Xbox One rerelease instead of creating a new one. I don't like this cover
>>729105859So I was 9 when it came out. But I remember getting it only a few days after it was released. That means I was 9 when I first played it. And I also remember being a bit disappointed it wasn't like any of the previous games. Damn, I must have started playing RE when I was 7 or even 6 years old. No wonder my parents were hesitant when I would ask them to buy me horror games.
Why are they games so fucking... BORING???
>>729105491ok i'll bite, what's with the nerf dart stuck to his head
>>729105491it's not that good....
>>729105491xisters.....
>>729105491DOS2 is in may respects better than BG3 and BG3 is top 3 CRPG ever
>>729105491they're bad vns
So it all just comes down to sex and tidies?
>>729107589fictional female character anon...>sonic the hedgehogi didnt need to know that.
>>729103363
>>729107140z-imagehttps://files.catbox.moe/xjznwv.pnghttps://civitai.com/models/2217883/yuffie-kisaragi-z-image-turbo-lora
>>729108125thank you, I've only messed around with Illustrious and pony not turbo yet
>>729105017Futa modded
Stop questioning things chud
>>729105226I would crush your skull in and masturbate on top of your rotting corpse.
>>729106481>its all in your head chud Tranny!
>>729105057she is hot you are all fags
>>729105983Yet they manage to get Debra Wilson's ugly bug-eyed mug perfect every single time. Funny how that works, huh.
>>729108161I figure at this point she's so prolific that they just ask the last company that used her for their face scan
NINTENDO ENDS PRODUCTION OF SWITCH 2 MARIO KART BUNDLEMANY ARE SPECULATING THAT THIS IS DUE TO POOR SALES
>>729102279Needs to lose the smile and an outline on the top of his eyes
>>729101607I have yet to see a good reason to buy a Switch 2.
>>729101607>MANY ARE SPECULATING THAT THIS IS DUE TO POOR SALESSorry I meant a youtuber called 'Manny' is speculating
>>729104909The PS6 is gonna be Switch like. They aren’t coping. They’re just gonna imitate it.
>>729101607>Nintendo confirmed since day one MKW bundles are going to be sold for a limited time>"MANY ARE SPECULATING THAT THIS IS DUE TO POOR SALES"This is why NDSfags get laughed at
>"HONK! The emergency shuttle is on page 10, I better get there fast!"
>>729087272Me (the clown) when we all successfully leave on the shuttle but I didn't have enough time to unleash the 300 IQ mastermind prank I was setting up the whole game
>>729105273Probably becoming a point of obsession for two trannies, a hambeast, and an autist.
Sad to see the main game went to shit. And that there are no strong spiritual successor. Im glad I had plenty time to enjoy playing as a retarded janitor, a traitor cargo engineer, a syndacate and a few more funny roles when the game was at its peak like 5 or 6 years ago.
>>729106496At this point I stick to Barotrauma, Cataclysm, Rimworld or Oxygen Not Included because they come the closest to SS13 autismI felt really stupid when for some reason my pomegranate tree burst into flames inside my sub and then I finally realized that the fruit were actually called pomeGRENADES
yo
Still the best open world game ever made. How did Nintendo do it?
Congrats /v/ you have more time for shitposting now. The AI can play the games for you.
>>729106165AI... won...
>>729027548>tfw working a second wage job to afford a RTX 6090 and elecricity bill so my PC can plyy 1000 games for me
I hope I can use this to become a 24/7 streamer and my youtube channel finally takes off
Play games for me? Fuck that noise.Play games with me? Heck yeah! I'd love an AI buddy tonplay friendslop with. And I'd be like "I'm logging off, grind some steel ingyots and bear asses, enough to make new tier of tools, weapons and armor for both of us".
>>729097070lol if only that was true. Maybe in 5 more years, assuming the next president don't force things to reverse yet again.
Here's your GTA protagonist bro
>>729100409Niko posted on /soc/?
>>729104925no...
>>729105476smart phones will never catch on
>>729105065>>729103582I guess I got my fake products mixed up. I remembered Bull Shark being a steroid infused energy drink, not just testosterone injections.
>>729106917Checked the wiki out of curiosity and seems like it can come in many forms
