>mmmph! *slaps own ass* ugh..
>>730734660Thank God, I was getting worried they don't get BBC that they deserve.
>>730710028For some reason I always see her as slightly hunched over, it looks silly.
>>730718983Frogposter is gay. As usual.
>>730733158MMOs are poison to lore
>>730728459i prefer pyrista
How come tall, busty, strong ladies with child bearing hips, skull crushing thighs, and a dump truck ass aren't more popular in games?? How can some people look at this and think "durr she looks like a man!1!!" Is it insecurity? Are gamers really that fragile...
Does this count?
>>730737092>the man destined to destroy BritainSounds pretty based tbdesu
>>730737338Very much.
Was reminded of this one thanks to the Etrian thread.
It's a crime against humanity that we didn't get AC6 DLC.
>>730736872I'm perfectly content to just wait for either a subtitled standalone release or AC7.This was one of the best games to have come out this decade.
>>730737816AC7
>>730738019BALAM ending where you fight Michigan Cataphract
more like a crime that the game never got a proper balance patchgameplay design wise, ac6 COULD have been the best thing they've ever done, all the bones are there, but the balance of everything is just so completely fucked, the game becomes absolutely trivial after Balteus
>>730738019Make new areas. How many people saw the shadow realm in Elden Ring coming?
Every time you play with your friends and you have to spend 40 minutes to make your game "work" makes everyone else REALLY happy to play with you bro everyone LOVES waiting on you to because you decided to use this shit for a minor placebo effect of freedom we love WAITING for you to "be ready" man oh no it's fine go ahead and process your vulkan shader we've already waited half an hour what's another 15 minutes
>>730719107Updating package manager programs is pretty much it. But I have no idea what is so scary about sudo apt update.
>>730736524find is terrible and i always have to look at the help to use it. fzf for the sane.
Wait you guys don't use the terminal on Windows as well? PowerShell is a little verbose but it gets the job done.
I also used to think I'd have to wait for vulkan shaders but then I learned to press "skip" and never had to wait again, game works as normal always
>>730727845There was a couple week period where I would randomly crash when I loaded into the rig but its been fine since.
>Mechanicum worships me? Great!>Lorgar! How dare you worship, I am gonna murder 100 billlion loyal Imperium citizens to teach you a lesson!
>>730737582he knew about and loved chaos since before he even became a space marine and thinks of himself as the hand of destiny whose existence is all about doing whatever the chaos gods want
>>730737582Well he was a dick who had the opportunity to serve really powerful dicks who would reward him for being a dick if he dicked everyone else over. Really spoke to him
>>730737582right man in the right place
>>730725007games where I can play as a disposable guardsman?I remember playing dawn of war and sending off endless waves of guardsmen was the shit
>>730737802Just like the Orks
ITT: only the BEST 6/10 games
It's Banjo Kazooie but good.
>>730724817I have that on Xbox. I remember picking it up used one summer in highschool and having nothing the fuck else to do but play that game. I played it from start to finish, thought "man, this game fucking sucks" and played it again. I really couldn't tell you why I've played this game as much as I have, it's a really shitty rpg with a lot of backtracking, but it's become a guilty pleasure for me. >>730734785Based. It's a really good game until it just ends the second you get the V8.
Well, /v/? Which faction?
>>730732156The goodies
>>730732156Ave!
>>730737354I hate that we'll never get large scale battle like this because the engine can't handle large engagement and Bethesda can't fucking program their NPCs to use tactic.
The more I interact with Stormcloak/Imperial discourse the more I realize 90% of Stormcloak fanboys have never played another TES game.
>>730738239This but with Imperial fanboys.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1898920/War_of_the_Worlds/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZtjlDiSQeYFirst look at multiplayer is out. Thoughts?
ULAH
nice multi hit attack, retard
>>730727572i unironically picked the game up for this modbut v0.6 plays way better than the current version.
You do remember to buy the FUN generator at any given shop when you find it, right?
>>730737948Yes I would love watcher cards on every class thank you
I'm on ascension 5 as the Ironclad but haven't played the other characters yet. Should I keep pushing to 20 as him or try the other characters? I ultimately would like to do beat all characters on A20, but it feels like it would be inefficient to switch now instead of just purely focusing on one character.
>>730738109>buy wrath card>forget calm>stuck taking double damage for the rest of the fight
So, what are the best coomer games?
What's the deal with Rance 03? I just played it and it constantly stutters like after battle or during long dialogues. Like multiple second long freezes.
>>730731674The good games are porn games because they aren't targetted at retarded children for mass appeal. They are actually made by people passionate about what they are doing.
Want to give mention of Eternum which is just a VN but it's really great. It's free but doesn't have an ending. Has a bunch of mannerisms and 'gameplay esque' parts that remind me of UAB.
>>730736218You have to be mentally ill to think anything in warframe is sexy. Especially since they forced players to switch to potato shaped slavs.You're right about balance though. I think Sengoku Rance worked really well because you know there is a scene when you capture an area so there is anticipation whereas in all the other games it just shows up whenever without any buildup or pacing.
>>730736008yes, people should stop complaining about leftist censorship in games because <other thing exists in a different category>.Nice try 'berg.
what games have a lot of gun-fu? Already played Max Payne and Stranglehold
it wasn't supposed to be a documentary..............
She didn't have to be this cute...
PEAK is on sale, you know.You want to join your fellow /v/irgins on the PEAK, don't you?
>>730691620>Game out for more than half of year nowHow come PEAK doesn't have any good media?
>>730691620>fan service prim versionCOWARD
Are you FUCKING ASLEEP, genie?
12 players, Ascent 4, 1.33x items, harsh weather, daily seed.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244866584764/76561198010993261
anyone got the invite link to the open clique steam group?
AIIIIIEEEEEE I CANT BEAT THE DRAGON QUEST 11 SUPERBOSS HE KEEPS KILLING ME WHY IS HE SO HARD 2 TARGETS WITH 20K HP WHEN THE PREVIOUS SUPERBOSS HAS 15K HP
>>730737063Ygdrasil Blessing his ass to oblivion.
>I will make the same exact game but with ugly, retarded, sausage peopleWhat is this business strategy called?
>>730733719yeah, i think it's fine. wanna suck my cock about it?
>>730733587i dindu nuffin
>garry whines that the sausage-men are placeholders>they are very clearly not placeholders because he keeps putting more work into them>they are the consistently lowest polling item in the entire game and a large number of servers/games replace them instantly with a kleiner model as a defaultwhat is garry's endgame?
>>730737580google "roblox"
>>730737989well yeah obviously he thinks he's going to get source 2 roblox going. but the sausages, garry, the sausages, they look like fanboy & chum-chum
anthem destroyed bioware
Fucking hilarious how they just kept it alive without any updates for an extra 4 years for no real reason, with npcs repeating the same "Just you wait, its just getting started!" dialog in the hub
>>730737264Andromeda wasn't Bioware proper, technically; it was a shitty new studio setup in Montreal that EA just bolted the Bioware name onto.
>>730736206Who even remembers anthem at this point, I'm focused on their failures with DA and ME
>>730737264>>730736992TheseAnthem was just one flop in a series of severalThe irony was passing off your flagship IP to some mobile game company so you could focus on anthem
>>730736206Anthem was the strangest IP to make into a modern audiences extraction shooter.The only thing the original had going for it was the decently interesting writing.
>Uncs may cry
Uncs Must Die!
Where Uncs Meet
>>730706790Star Wars: Unc Knight - Unc Academy
Unconetta
I have no unc and I must scream.
What's your favorite Wii game?
>>730705682sonic and the secret ringssonic colorssonic zero gravitymario kart wii
>>730736834There was an unofficial quake port onto the wii that used wiichuck controls and it felt really good. You can still find the files online of you look hard enough.
>>730705682pic related, despite not having it i became friends with some kid just so he could come over to my house for us to play it together>>730713630i liked it but sadly all my friends and family preferred playing mario party & wii party because they were too dumb so i had to play it alone most of the time
they got a english translated version (no subtitles tho for cutscenes) but it works reeeeeel good in my soft modded wii, I got hours and hours in this nigga
>>730705682wii sports, because it has wii archery>t. never owned a wii, only played it once at a friend's house
Any private dicks you like the look of?
>>730737689> It just copied Obra DinnIt didn't. It opened the door to what's actually possible with the basic gameplay loop of Obra Dinnif anything Obra Dinn is getting more dated by the day since it's the same question over and over again copied x60
>>730737403>>730737689Fun fact: Did you know that each of the chapter puzzles in Rise were designed by different people. The overarching story was decided after the fact
>>730737403I was disappointed that for being sciency they didn't figure out more than a guy 300 years earlier, but with the plot maybe it was supposed to be some kind of jab at how gay and lame modernity is.
>>730738126*more with the idol
>>730738126Well to be fair the entire science team were a bunch of incompetent dumbfucks but year you would expect at least Jack to figure something out
Who's going to be your Basara?
Who's going to be our Fabled hero?
>>730737271>Get cut from Ares twice
>>730737271Doesn't really matter since they'll be eventually benched for my Fabled Yurika. Probably Fran or Raika
There are way too many characters i like that i'd probably want to make Basara... Current top of the list, and ignoring those that can be already be gotten as such...
>>730737271Gringo!
