NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736209825They tried to blend 1 and 2, de-emphasize the GTA-isms by instead focusing on combat buggy stuff in a desert space that largely serves as space for you to get to the next point of interest to platform in. Unironically it's like a less shitty predecessor to Metroid Prime 4 in that sense, because it's nowhere near as retarded or big, but still isn't very filled or interesting.
I've noticed a lot of Jak threads on /v/ lately. Is stealth marketing real? Is Sony gauging interest? Sony, please make Jak 4. I'll even take a remake. Let Team Asobi make it. I dressed Astro up as Jak just to pretend I was going through Haven City levels again.
>>736196815Why did you even make this post? Get fucked retard
>>736204931you do it
>>736196740Jak 3 finally can be completed? Sick! Guess I should be playing through Jaks soon.
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736211540gut gooner there is literally more vore content involving the intestines than every before you fucking schizophrenic retard
>>736212054obscure furaffinity artists outsidse of artca9 don't count
>>736212105>obscure furaffinity artists outsidse of artca9 don't countthat's literally the only people who do count, nobody who isn't "obscure" is drawing vore retard
>>736212054>Gut gooner understanding the need to constantly screech about their wants to get more stuff they want>After 2-3 years of doing it, they actually have had some effectSo that actually works kek
>>736212287Being aggressive about your prefs works
I went through so many stages of Chinese controller autism just to end up back here
The Switch 2 pro controller has the best joy sticks and ergonomics/comfort and this isn't even a contest, the xbox controller has the best dpad and the ps5 dualsense has the best vibration aka haptic feed back, my favorite is the switch 2 pro controller for anything that doesn't rely heavily on a dpad also hall effect is a meme. Hall effect is good in concept but it's very inaccurate and borderline impossible to perfectly calibrate so while you no longer get drift, now you just have shittier sticks. Gamesir or 8bitdo is probably one of the best for that though.
>>736208223i wish it was actually usable on PC
For me it's this little baby
>>736163783I tried a chink controller.The supposedly better hall effect sticks began having an issue over a year in due to wear on the cheap plastic they use
if you dont play inverted with controller just use mouse and keyboard
why are fairies brown?
>>736209860Fairies are bugs, they have wings and antennae and lay eggs and shit.
>>736209860Sometimes faeries are bugs
>>736207029She's full of shit
>>736209661goddamn that is sexy as fuckwho's the artist
>>736210358The fae are mysterious creatures
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
>>736205348I always end up just transmogrifying Marcher's set onto my edgecore armorsBest looking chest piece in the game imo, and the helmet being so simple yet having some personality to it is also not bad
>fight colossal cyclops with warrior>climb to top and do heavy attack>face plant and dieI think the Dragon took my brain instead of my heart.
I do like how you fistbump and high-five your pawn now after a battle.
>Can't do a tornado or suplexCD won
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
>>736207802lol yeah I'm sure it was like $1 on a Steam sale at one point and a bunch of us just bought it as an afterthought>>736208065I think the thing that's been making me hesitate is that I heard you can only customize your guy in 2 and 3, and in 1 you're stuck with that generic Geralt-looking dude. But it drives me crazy to jump into a series midway so I can't just skip 1 either
>>7362089601 doesn't take too long if you're not going gear autistic, and the main guy is based (lightly) off a real historical figure so they couldn't go too away from him, whereas 2 and 3 happen a bit later down the timeline so it matters less
>>736166472That's a given is it not?
>>736153797Rimworld. I keep thinking I'll only play for a little bit, and then suddenly 2-3 hours have passed byThis game is terrible for me, but I can't stop
>>736153797NV
>*kills you in a picosecond*
>>736209591How do they do it? I feel like a genuine retard playing this.
>>736209664map knowledge to know where to click on heads and also very good at clicking on heads
>>736209664once you know what they're doing, it ruins the joy of counter strike
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
this run feels cursed but you are a god, regent
>>736212071all I did was play reflect 10 turns in a row lol
Man these threads died the fuck down. Was everyone Iranian or something?
>>736212231it's the middle of the night 3bh
>>736212231Everyone is Spired out.
Reminder that only a 'thal can appreciate challenging video games, whereas sapes will bitch and cry.
>>736211680Teaching thals how to converse in sape has been disastrous for the species.
>>736211680This god I will never forget
>Expecting nu-/v/ to have any 'thals left when it's filled to brim with sapes of the lowest kindCleve was right.
who?
>>736211879cant rape the willing
>>736206519Epstein sex toy
i want the old captchas and not the ones that make me feel like im the subject of a science experiment
>>736206519His name was Luggage Lad
>>736206519Sigourney Weaver.
This is a great game, isn't it?
>>736209398Its just a picture of a bunch of Italians
I enoyed Odyssey but I don't want every game to be like it going forward.Legitimately, Bowser's Fury felt like a perfected 3D Mario and I'd love to see more in its direction.
>>736212187Perfect Mario
Pretty boring, good game for kids I guess
my reaction to odyssey was that while there was a lot of bloat, I was never short on things to do that were sufficiently stimulating. if I was bored of whatever bullshit collectable moons I could focus on plenty of challenging platforming. maybe I'm exposing myself as a casual I don't know.
Which way EOP?
>>736173427go to the catalog and count how many threads are about japanese games, and then count how many are about polish ones
>>736173210KEK
>>736210086Unfortunately, the kanji complaining gives away your Dunning-Kruger :(
>>736211913No it doesn't. How?
>>736202391>there's no English equivalent to things like keigo>dude get me some water I'm fucking thirsty>Gentleman, procure me a glass of water, for I am parchedThere is, its called being posh but we just think that's cringe instead of considering it a obligatory formal mode of speech. And formal speech is already a thing in english anyway.You don't need to pretend keigo is something other than saying stuff like "Mr. Senior, I would humbly ask for a moment of nourishment with you in the afternoon, for I am just a meager peasant"
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
we need to know what's next Hino
more sakka collab
>>736210087Looks older and colors faded with the gauntlets replaced with arm wraps and brass knuckles.Which is kinda funny because it's actually been promoted to a Paladin.
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
I wonder what happened to picrel drawfag.
>>736211385>first instance of this image was almost a decade agoGoddamn. He's probably dead or something.
>>736211931That's a scary idea. I hope he just found something better to do. Or he's drawing greater things elsewhere.
>>736212059That would be the reasonable thing to do. Best to improve your style to the point that your old scribbles could never be traced back to you once you go pro.
>>736212339there's something soulful about 4chan doodles. I save them all.But there's plenty from this artist that are lost to time. And the browsers who saved them are gone.
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
>>736211920Is the Krileposter Cocoli? If so I'm shocked they finally dropped their generic White Dress/Hat glam
>>736211920If that's intended for showing off tater tots, I'm not subbed, sorry. Won't be at least until 7.5 at the earliest, probably closer to 8.0 more likely.
>>736212113worked on a new outfit and was showing it off is all. my white mage's outfit is still my favorite
>>736212041>Now consider how much women have gotten influenced by disney or romcoms or hallmark movies with their expectations.>Now consider how much guys expectations have been shaped by anime. Watch anime and go "it should have been me" or "tfw I'm not like that guy".>>I'd wager that in the past this wasn't as destabilizing for people because they had more mental and social stability. But as more people become dweebs and homebodies the % who can't separate fantasy from reality increase.I didn't think about it that way, probably because I'm normal, but if women can get brainwashed by Disney and romcoms, I guess it makes sense that a failed male with weak mental fortitude and low self esteem can brainwash themselves with other sorts of media and get it in their mind that if they can't get a gf they'll become the gf and "gift" themselves to their best friend who just doesn't realize that he's also a tranny yet (wink wink)
>>736212179I appreciate that you showed off more than just the outfit. I look forward to more Cocobutt in future threads.
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
What's going on in this thread?
>>736211462April Fools thread and severe mental illness
>>736211698Yep. Alright. So you're also the shitposter who thought 3x3 grids were Chaos Magick sigils. You very likely think you're posting functional sigils and getting energy from the attention you're getting. How do you miss the point of 3x3 threads this badly, is all I want to know
I am doing alright. And seriously genuinely attempting an intervention for a 4chan schizo.
>>736212274And you're a schizophrenic who thinks people are posting subliminal messages and chaos magick sigils in 3x3 threads, with a penchant for ruining said threads. And you seem to be posting what you think are functional sigils, which would be a serious breach of etiquitte: if one were to believe that kind of thing.
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
I found a town full of magic users.
>>736212316looks like a cult
>>736212316Get the cloth vendor's trust to 100 and you can buy the best shoes in the game for move speed.
>>736212316they honestly should of cut the Abyss Walker and civil war plot and embraced the sandbox and go for a skyrim-lite.It would have been amazing to create my own character and go to a mage university in the CD universe
>>736212382i've completely neglected the trust system for 90 hours, any other important shit to grab?
Was it honestly really that bad?
>>736211294Enemy AI was so terrible even post patch that the game is irredemable garbage.
>>736206084Games with the title X-fall will always flop.
>>736206134/thread
>>736206084...who?
>>736206863No people just saw the culture war shit and didn’t play it. Maybe don’t put culture war shit in games.
2027 will be the year of Square.
>>736206930Soulslike, but that's not out of fashion though.
FF17 is not releasing until 2029 minimum.
Title will be Final Fantasy VII Reclaim
>>736206903>not Reunion
>>736211134>not ReunionCorrect.
What video games have the best music?
>>736209672rock sucks, electronic music is much better
>>736209359Metal Gear Rising RevengeanceDMC5Shadow of the Colossus
>>736210413I miss when sonic games had the balls to do bothYO THESE NEW CAPTIONS DONT FUCKING TELL YOU IF YOU GOT IT RIGHT OR NOT, FUCK YOUi got quizzed on scp-173, right? did it want all caps or some kind of space? idfk. I just hit get captcha again and I did a normal one, fuck this useless horseshit. God I fucking hate when new technology has more fucking problems than the old solutions. does captcha keep getting ass raped and hacked a million times? Why do they keep changing it?
>>736209359NFS:U , NFS:U2 and NFS:MWUT99CIV6FURIThe Last Spell
>>736209563I don't hate other cultures, I just think they should stick to their lane and we should stick to ours
