So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736204456Yeah. There's also a patch to make it English somewhere online.
>>736204456make sure to get thcrap, it's an english patcher for every touhou game
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
>>736207692we agree
A force of nature arrives...https://youtube.com/shorts/TUW55eKHee8
>>736199781>clothes under the roberuined
play contested territories you fucks
>>736203608no
egg or rabbit?
monka
ENTERTHE MOST POWERFUL MARIO
>>736207481ESTO ES EL FIN, BOWSER
>>736207790Alright but what if he fought Goku?
>>736207481He looks like he gained the power of darkness but still has a heart of gold.
>>736207851He has the Jiren colors, Goku's only able to briefly keep up until unleashing UI
>>736207481>it takes literally less than 30 seconds from bowser jr getting eaten to mario going super fly mario, then the movie ends in less than 5 minutes after the "climax"wheres the suspence
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736204761Nightmargin took inspiration from The Little Prince, also redditors are retarded and cannot understand subtlety.>>736204969There's going to be oneshot related stuff in this game?There's also Skyless Blind, which will have a Oneshot crossover. I have no idea who is making that game though.
>>736205039Honestly such a missed opportunity>What year did the Clans wage their war of sphereoid liberation? on /tg/>What happend in the sweltering summer heat of 92? on /pw/
still the normal one
>>736205468Nice to see Niko again. Even if it’s a crossover.
>>736197702this is way better than the actual fucking captcha that shit makes me wanna kill myself every single time
>>736206879No, I don't mean a regular Discord server that anyone can join. I mean a private one that's impossible to join.Also, I don't think there are any worthwhile mods outside of Nexus apart from ports that can't legally be posted there.>>736207104All of his outfits are custom mashups
>>736206640Look up NaK, Fluorine Manager and Jackify. And learn how to install windows dependencies on your wine prefix, it's really easy,
>>736207265It is. I am doing a mix of XOF/BSAA larp, where the minutemen are the remains of pmc group. I know it would make more sense as the institute but I hate those guys.
>>736204542>>736204947not him but why wouldn't 74 hours be possible if you just loaded a save with the factions not upset for the different endings like you could do in NV?
>>736199071
This is a great game, isn't it?
It's not masterpiece
>>736208083Does astrobot have a skill ceiling?
>>736207723I didn't care for it.
>>736208185It's the perfect game
>>736208235But what's the skill ceiling?
Look how they massacred my girl
>>736207347cringe>>736207431BASED
>>736199814I’d help her expand her Luigi collection
>>736207323I mean I would assume she does
>>736207820She could squat like the tomboy she is Or stand and have it run down her legs because girl urethras aren't designed for that
What causes this mentality?
>>736203659This is much faster than Expedition 33. The difference is there's no QTE for the spell.
>>736194949Anime is kryptonite to normalfags
>>736197986>being true to yourself,And then immediately comforming to Japanese society even down to the behavior.
>>736194949persona 5 is the game normies recommend and say some shit like "yeah its anime but its actually good"
>>736198436Adults like sex. Adults do not like childish "the power of friendship" stories about teenagers
I went through so many stages of Chinese controller autism just to end up back here
>>736206498/v/ is full of genuine retards who think they are being thrifty by buying 20$ chink crap they have to replace every other month. Take any advice on peripherals you get here with a grain of salt.
>>736190085>My xbox controller still works so I’m not sure what you meanMaybe you don't use it too much?
>>736183218I hate how loud their fucking buttons are.
The Switch 2 pro controller has the best joy sticks and ergonomics/comfort and this isn't even a contest, the xbox controller has the best dpad and the ps5 dualsense has the best vibration aka haptic feed back, my favorite is the switch 2 pro controller for anything that doesn't rely heavily on a dpad also hall effect is a meme. Hall effect is good in concept but it's very inaccurate and borderline impossible to perfectly calibrate so while you no longer get drift, now you just have shittier sticks. Gamesir or 8bitdo is probably one of the best for that though.
>>736208223i wish it was actually usable on PC
I'm going to Mewgenics!
>>736189684>>736207908yeah the part about smelly jews brings up a pretty gross mental image
Anyone else buying the dolls ? I bought Tinoid
>>736208162He's really good. Falls off a bit endgame since you'll probably want high speed to be able to kill enemies before they ever get a turn, but I think it's still tier 2 at least.
>>736208204Oh but if I say flush is nasty I get told I'm being a bitch. But some body odour is too much for the fags here?I'm out fuck you all
>>736206545Anorexia: +3 SPD, you can't use consumablesBPD: +2 attack damage, deal double damage to allies with all attacks and abilitiesFregoli Syndrome: debuffs you apply to enemies are applied to you and 2 random other enemiesCotard Syndrome: -2 all stats, your corpse is indestructibleEhlers-Danlos: +8 DEX, start with Bruise 3Sickle Cell Trait: -1 all stats, you can freely equip and unequip parasitesDyscalculia: -4 INT, +1 level-up rerollTerminally Online: -10 INT, disorder is removed after an adventure once your cat's acclimated to no screen timeHoarder: +1 all stats, -3 all stats when you have less than 5 filled item slots (ignores innate abilities but not forced empty slots)
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>download Master Duel>log in every day to claim rewards>literally NEVER PLAY A SINGLE ROUND because I had quit playing the card game before Synchros were even a thingAlso the music sucks and not letting me save partial deck recipes is retarded.
>>736207797AFAIK traptrix sole URs are in the extra deck, the main doesn't need any outside of staples and dominus purge, if you even run that card. The combo heavy version adds 6 more URs (3 seed + jasmine + strenna + stag), but IMO it's not worth it.Labrynth is ALL URs. Arias, daruma, the dominus traps, trap holic, transACK, the cow itself, and the fiendsneed package if you don't want to just normal summon arianna on your turn.I say go with the deck that is most complete, but again, MAN outclasses the shit out of both.
>>736208063>not letting me save partial deck recipesYes you can
>>736207687>>736207948Snake-Eyes currently lacks a payoff. Even when the deck was Tier 1 it was Apollousa turbo, and the instant Maliss came out it was way better at Apollousa turbo.In terms of raw bodies Snake-Eyes is still king. It is essentially a reskinned, modern Pendulum deck and that's made even more obvious with Fiendsmith and Milllennium engines.
>>736208063>music sucksOk there's a fuck ton of things wrong with Master Duel, but saying the music suck is just objectively untruehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lyHl1FSdM0
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736197643They're brazzers pornstars so they all came out of the same factory
>>736197110whos the readhead
>>736197110inner left is a tranny inner right is bogged the other two are fuckable
>>736197110>VR>whole cast is pornstars>no sex and isn't a porn gameThe fuck? Why would they do this and why would anyone bother to play knowing that?
>>736208182Sophia Locke
>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video games and say hello to them once in a while over a LivestreamWhat the fuck
Idk what the problem is. I loved the April fools joke! Just get over it /v/, my waifu laughed all day long about.>[A] Truth>[X] Doubt>[Y] Lie>[>] View notebook>Use Intuition [1]
>>736208259YOU LEFT WING LEANING PARASITE! YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE AND READ YOUR DRIVEL?
WE KNOW YOU BOUGHT A 4CHAN PASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
>>736207751Funny enough the one thing we know he DID get speak out about during development was when Koei Tecmo originally pitched Linkle as a sister to Link. It was IMMEDIATELY shot down with a "No, AYRLL is Link's sister!!">Eiji Aonuma: “Koei Tecmo first proposed the Linkle character as Link's little sister for the Wii U version of Hyrule Warriors. However, we felt this conflicted with the concept of Aryll from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, the only character we had ever had appear as Link's sister, so we decided not to include that version. In Hyrule Warriors Legends, though, the proposal was to include Linkle not as Link's sister, but as a girl with heroic aspirations. This was a totally new and unique background for the franchise, and we thought she would add to the game's diversity, so we decided to include her in this game.”https://www.ign.com/articles/2015/12/08/hyrule-warrior-the-story-of-how-linkle-became-a-star
I miss the infinite rupee glitch a lot>reach 4* weapon for some asshole like tingle who I never use>no secondary character option
>>736201861I want you to know that I agree with you and anyone who disagrees with us is retarded. We are in this together.
>>736207629>Make a Zelda I can't makeSo a good one? lmao
>>736208007I hate these stuffy jap boomers so much. Imagine how much more creative the games would be without them. I don't understand how Aonuma went from making something as wild as Majora's Mask to playing every game safe and boring.
>Why do princesses always let themselves get kidnaped so easily?What could he possibly mean by that?
Girls being retarded shouldn't be a big revalation, anon.
Cause they want BWC
>>736208414Big Wario Cock?!?!?!
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736207153and then they start thinking why he makes them feel funny
>>736155367Why did they make him look like a faggot.
>>736204071The guy does his own stunts because he'd get bored otherwise. Spending long hours talking at a screen in a recording booth just doesn't interest him.
>>736204475Minecraft movie is funny for what a cynical piece of shit it is. It's the closest thing we have to a second Mike Myers Cat in the Hat.
>>736155367Do a barrel roll
Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
>nintendo product is a success>the usual suspects start putting on the fake concern act about how nintendo is not making games anymoreEvery time
>>736202717disney adults 2: wahoo boogaloo!
The Galaxy movie was fucking terrible but I actually think I like Charlie Day as Luigi way more than I ever liked Martinet.
>>736205350My ticket was only $6 because it's not some major theater chain.
>>736207674Charlie is a good actor so it's not a surprise
Sanic is /v/ culture, yet there's no thread about it. Why? Because it's shilling?
>smurf>care bears>sanicSega is reverting back to not respecting the Sonic IP.
why would you ever buy something that someone else made for free
>>736207450I bought two for my fren's birthday.I like the idea of collecting things but my shithead mom would probably throw them out, not to mention they'd only be worth like 100 bucks in 5-10 years
It wasn't that bad
>>736207914This is the truth about all the fags who freak out over ntr. They are all brown and think the cartoon is literally being unfaithful to them, they don't like something they feel spits on their puny thirdworld ego.
>>736208058but only browns like NTR
>>736207914>>736208058Do better nornalfaggot shitters, brown this brown that how original lmao.
Remember that time they made an official fightan game and you were able to rape and eat other heroines as Saya?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKr4fO_Dq6w
>>736208243Holy shit this image is brown as fuckI can't stop noticing lmao
