Mooooooooooo
>>736198002do brown cows have chocolate milk?
>>736207819Ofc they do
>>736198393Kek
>>736207285
>>736207819
Why is this bitch so popular? She literally has no personality
She's a giant woman. How have you not noticed a pattern about giant women?
>>736207618She has a fat ass.
>>736207618She has a huge futacock
>>736207618She has a fat and delicious schlong.
>doooooooood I swear people are clamoring for fixed camera angles many people are saying tankslop is bette-ACKuncslop btfod
>>736207698there's just nothing like themthey have been out for almost 3 decades and every game that tried to copy them failed miserably
>>736207364>>736207746I sometimes worry just how braindead some people are.
>>736207952>b-b-b-butthere is no excuseRE2R is 7 years old but has 15x the player base of a "newly released" iconic game that's supposed to be better in every way
>>736207897The remakes
>fixed camera anglesmy man, both 2 and 3 remakes are over-the-shoulder tps.
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>Nintendo is shifting to movies, merchandise, toys and theme parks which will absolutely effect their video game output and quality (like it's already starting to do)>Microsoft basically quit and is making their next Xbox essentially a Windows PC that can play Xbox console games>The PS6 is stuck in this weird cycle of "cinematic, journo-bait experience (movie game)" and "live service" game. They will continue to have no real games and still sell out millions and millions of units.I feel like the video game crash in the 80s might have been better than this. It'd rather the industry just collapse near instantaneously than this.
>>736206960Just say magic shenanigans. Honestly it'd make more sense
>>736192581I havent seen the first one but this one is just back-to-back happening with zero downtime. Its one long sprint to cram as many references as they can in 90 minutes.
>>736185721First illumination film?They're ALL LIKE THIS. All of them. You're lucky you got the "One with color" poster and not the "White background with characters looking constipated" poster.
>>736186510It's bad in every dimension, except visuals, music and references. The thing is, it's hard to enjoy those, given the frantic disjointed narrative and pacing, plus the overly annoying strong independent Peach. Among other sins.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
>>736205348I'm just using it because I literally haven't found anything better yet.
I want more thong in the dlc
>>736205020Post a good-looking cat
>>736207308I didnt say that one looked bad, it looks good, its just that if i go to the rift and filter by female beastren i will find a dozen that look similar
Todd Howard will escape his imprisonment and release Elder Scrolls VI before any DLC is released for this game.
OI SNOY MAKE ANUTHA GETAWAY ARITE?
>>736207316This game filtered millions of kids
>>736207316Oi guv lemme lean on this wall and recover me health innit?
>>736207346It was too kino
https://youtu.be/RIeETxaLzr8
sorry bruv gotta make anodda Whorizon Zero shits
Why did they choose to copy Warped? It's the weakest game of the PS1 trilogy. They should've copied the first game or Cortex Strikes Back
I really didn't have a good time with the next game by the Wrath of Cortex people
>>736201282Crash has some fancy hair in the OG Xbox version. I was laughing at it after playing the PS2 version my entire life lol.
WoC>Warped
>>736204340and they're both better than the bland piss easy dogshit that is 2
>>736202275So thats why Crash always looked so shitty on ps2/gamecube
Minecraft taught me diamond is a stronger metal than gold
>>736200995Runescape taught me bronze was an alloy
>>736200995Unless you play a simulator game you probably won't learn anything when you play video games.
>>736200995Age of Empires 2 gave me some surface level history knowledge.
I have murky knowledge of things like the sengoku and tokugawa shogunate because of vidyaHowever off base they likely are. Everyone loves some Nobunaga.
>>736200995KSP taught me how to maneuver around the moon to shoot for the stars
ITT: vidya mary sues
>>736207061
>lore treats her like a special hero even though she destroyed most of the world with an incurable plague in a pointless power struggle
>>736207163The DLC lore makes it even worse. She is a literal fujoshi because fujoshi means rotting woman. Radahn literally told her "fuck off I am not gay" and she killed him so her twink twin could brainwash him.Thankfully the player character doesn't cotton to homosexuals and saved Mogh and Radahn from being molested.
>>736207061>nine foot swords (the band)my favourite part of all the coldsteel memes>>736207582gay pretty boy mind controlling his autistic half-brother to lust after him in order to mind control his other half-brother who NOWAYFAG'd him is certainly a plot point
This was a very funny prank
>>736207504Earthquake has massive fucking titties.
>>736207218NTA but I fall more in the "fuck men who are magically turned into women" categoryI always get turned on by the process especially in the part they must accept they are a woman now because of sex/rape
>>736207504>mars peoplewhy boner?
Bane?>
>>736207976
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>>736207601Just the length of time it takes to beat the games on your backlogged list, it's actually impossible you've really beaten all those games, unless you're in something like your 70's. In which case you're a truly pathetic old man. If somehow you have actually beaten all those games, you rate way too many of them too highly: ie. you're tasteless. Your highest rated game is a NES tarot reading sim, which doesn't even qualify as a videogame. You're not here to post your favorite games, you're here to avatarfag and shitpost.
>>736207954Can you see how absolutely, not mad I am?
>>736208001You sure seem mad about something>>736197202
>>736207954>have to be in your 70s to have beaten under 500 gamesholy casual. i'm not even the schizo who posted his retarded backloggd account, but i work 65 hours a week and still manage to beat around 50 games a year. maybe stop shitposting on .v. and actually play something once in a while, then you will see that it is entirely possible to have beaten 500 games.
You gots teh low IQs
Why did the Imperials ban Talos worship but not other God worship?
>>736206654This. It was the hubris of a man to think he could ascend to godhood that they didn’t like. It’s like some guy claiming to be the son of god and possessing all his powers or something. Oh wait.
>hey bro lets forbid religion in an world where gods are real
Everybody criticizes the Imperials, nobody criticizes Talos himself who does nothing to protect his followers. Maybe the Thalmore is right, hes not a god hes a poser
>>736206935>AYO I FINNA DO NOTHIN DAWG I WAS JUS WAHSHIPPIN TALOS N SHIIIIEEEEETWhen you can mention Talos worship to a high ranking Imperial general and get off with a casual warning, you have to be a complete retard to get arrested for it.
>>736205306>ban is genuinely enforcedThalmor is actively seeking out worshippers, even killing people that worship Talos in a shitty shrine in bumfuck nowhere.
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>>736199298>Shadowrun ReturnsRacter is best Shadowrunner.
>>736197426>lifepaths are longer and have more impact>actual classes with build diversity>no level scaling, probably the worst "fix" they made>cut down on the randomized loot. You can still have a bunch of geric pieces if necessary but the Borderlands shit is ridiculous>expand NPC interactions. Not just more shit with romances but let the player interact more with their friends/allies outside of missions>factions that you can ally with or piss off leading to consequences good or bad>player actions have more consequence
>>736197426it needs more player choice, it needs to be more open. If you have to be locked into something like the Johnny Silverhand chip and Jackie dies in the heist every time, it feels very linear. They give you some choices in certain quests but a lot of it only plays out one way. I don't want to be locked into the story of V. I want to be my own guy and figure out what that means to me in this game. That's what CP2077 was missing
>>736197426Make the driving better. It's fucking atrocious. Feels like you're sliding on ice the entire time
>>736197426It's basically just GTA futuristic edition. People wanted an actual adaptation of Cyberpunk.
What's /v/'s favorite character selection menu?
>>736207663pedo detected
>>736207264I wanna take you for a ride.
>>736207849Nobody below the age of 40 plays 64
Uni through Uni Clr was so fucking good but they've ruined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37CZFmoMuU
>>736207959exactly kek
John Tarmac
This thread feels like it was made in 2009 and I hate it.
>>736207634it's a fun thread, sure, but it's also because every single person mentioned here was already famous in 2009. We don't have rock star devs anymore, not any new ones, at least.
I still have mine.Kazuo Hairy
>>736170550
>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
What vidya character?
despite being made by a fag OP's image is right. If you like a character, you like on-model art of that character.
>>736207934Liking them doesn't I want to jerk to them thoughI can like their goonified jerkable design and the base character
>>736207934i like both and black teenagers on twitter can cry about it
>>736207973I briefly considered explaining but you simply are too fried to get it. Enjoy, anon.
>>736202735No arrow therefore you signed this yourself
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
trying to decide whether to replay Elden Ring with a new build or try out Nioh, which I've had in my library for years and never got to
>>736207772>or try out Nioh, which I've had in my library for years and never got toare you me? this sounds like me
These little fellas' game.
>>736153797Gonna play Nioh 3 and Yakuza 2. Maybe will finish Gundam Blue Destiny games.Played Labyrinth of the Demon King and Tainted Grail yesterday, but decided to drop them both.
>>736207772If you do try Nioh, try not to expect a Souls-style game. There's a couple borrowed ideas but they play very differently
Essex thread.
My final sex of the day
Hello.
>>736207845Very chowayo.
>>736207923Farewell.
>>736207968
Ok Dark Souls 2 brosAfter getting filtered a decade ago, I'm back to give it another shot.What is the most fun build?Im thinking of powerstancing KatanasAlso, how much ADP do I really need?
>>736205841Just be yourself
Check out DS2LightingEngine
>>736205841Power stancing is the most disappointing way to play since the DPS and stamina management are both worse than single handed If you really wanna have run roll a mixed spellcaster with a great club
>>736205841Don't listen to these idiots.Most fun build is Rapier in one hand Dark Orb in the offhand.Except for DLC, there it's a bit more complicated.
>>736206219Do mods work on steam deck?
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736206137>Price: 1,436.00 EUR
>>736206243gotta save some stuff for the directors cut
>GIANT ENEMY CRABbravo
>>736206137> 1,436.00 EURHow could you possibly justify spending that much on a fucking jacket?
>>736208037looks cool
