when is the best nintendie character getting his own new game and movie?
>>736210220their would have to be such an overwhelmingly loud call for it that even Miyamoto could not ignore it. remember these are Japanese people, incredibly stubborn.
>>736210220Never. Miyamoto has worked extremely hard to sideline him as hard as possible. It's actually kind of impressive how he took a character who was more popular than Peach, Bowser, and Donkey Kong, and reduced him to almost nothing.
Kevin's Wario voice is dogshit.
>>736210220Do you really think the Jews at Hollywood would ever allow such a hateful stereotype? They'd rather show fucking Wart, or even characters from other franchises like Fox. I bet they're even leveraging Furukawa to get rid of Wario altogether. You'll never see him again.
>>736210220Didn't that guy "leak" that there's a new one coming this year?
So, what do you think about Peach x Rosalina?
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
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>>736189254Jeanne didn't even get anything like tooth hell For better or worse
>>736198374BREED Lyle
what game is she from? Can i date her?
>>736210820>sheImagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles. What do you do?
>>736211256get a boner?
>>736210820its funny because they removed this nigga from the site because the sculptor copyrighted it
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736199289>in bonglandBrother, this is literally the american female standard.Half plastic, half botox
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>>736208668Prime Lexi BelleLeana LovingsLiz JordanScarlet Skies
>>736210302>scarlet got implantsIt’s so fucking over…
>>736211070>zoomettes are either ugly or producing low quality OF junk>millennials are all either walling or getting bogged>genres are same stale shit they were years and I don't want to go down into the "jerk off at extreme shit to get your fix" rabbit holeHonestly I am starting to lose interest in porn man
What's /v/'s favorite character selection menu?
Uni through Uni Clr was so fucking good but they've ruined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37CZFmoMuU
>>736207959exactly kek
OG meltyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnoa5AiPV78
>>736210012Act Cadenza version A (if we're counting the announcer) > Actress Again > Act Cadenza ver A > Re-Act > Act Cadenza Ver B > OG > power gap > Type Lumina
>>736207264KI is unbeatable for character select screens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekTE1nhxEOw&list=RDekTE1nhxEOw&start_radio=1
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736210620you mean toon logic makes it HOT
>>736211019>ywn knead and massage yoshi's gaping asshole and loose rectum with your bare hands to relax him of his egg-laying duties
>>736207573They don't like tubes in that gameit's just sloshy tummyno tubes all sackbut that is the mean
>>736207573what's so hot about the appendix?people only care about the stomach and the rectum
>>736211310no one cares about the mouth yeah, I see that one poor anon complaining about the lack of oral swallowing. Everyone just shoves stuff into their butt and only up to the rectal hammerspace or teleports stuff into their stomach these days. They hate tubes.
Was it honestly really that bad?
>>736206241I can't think of a single one with a black MC. Maybe FF7 if you count Barret but he's more of a side character. Can you name 3?
>>736206084no it just needed better endgame stuff to do. not any worse than back 4 blood which someone slipped through without getting shit on as much as Redfall.
>>736211294Enemy AI was so terrible even post patch that the game is irredemable garbage.
>>736206084Games with the title X-fall will always flop.
>>736206134/thread
>my favorite game of all time is FactorioWhat type of person do you imagine?
>>736207972bro didn't unlock bots
>>736205747an introvert autist, but a kind soul. Factorio is based and I respect people who are good at it.
>>736207972You can reach a point where you lose track of where your character is because you're doing everything remotely. Holy shit I got my first special captcha after posting all fucking day
>>736205747autistic or german
trend-follower with zero personality
>Huey gunship approaches base from a straight line in the nost predictable path imaginable>Succeed in one strike, immediately gets ripped apart by DshK and RPG's>2 minutes later another Huey gunship comes in hot, dies immediately>Repeat 67 timesWhat causes this?
>>736208189>no bayonet>no underslung grenade launcher>no offset reflex sightlower your tone when speaking to me
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>>736208189NVA experience
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736183832>I don't care that she's mentally ill if she's hot and horny
>>736183832Okay but I regret buying this shit.
>>736211282I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this game enough to buy an earlier version could dislike it now
>>736211325Andrew beats the shit out of Ashley and it's obviously supposed to be erotic, and now Ashley is cucking Andrew. I knew it was written by a woman but fuck, this is peak womanslop.
>>736211325>I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this burger enough to buy it could dislike it now that it's overcooked
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736210242Crimson Scrolls: Breath of the Witcher's Redemption
>>736210008i just got back from a 3 day ban and you're still seething, kekaroo
>>736208057Kite him around a pillar and he can't do anything to you.
>>736202748That's a big guy
where's the patterns to combine attack and attack speed gears?
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736210753The StS1 co-op mod had those, alongside drawing on the map. It's a shame they haven't ripped those off too, but here's hoping that they'll do it eventually.
LOBBY>LOBBYLOBBYsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244871049167/76561198002917239BETA BRANCHA10 IF YOU GOT ITALL WELCOME
>>7362111842/4 AT A92 MORE
>>736211332STILL AT TWO BUT WE TRADED THE A9 FOR AN A10TWO MORE
>>736211404>>736211332>>7362111843/4 WAITING ON THE 3RD GUY TO READY UP HE MAY TAKE A MINUTE SO LAST CHANCE TO JOIN
The First Descendants
>>736206679gunbound was pretty fun back in the day too
>>736208104It has great gameplay though. You shoot things. You use a grappling hook.
>>736210314>>736210545i think the problem is they are trying way too hard on anime games which is a very japanese medium played by weebsif its games like where winds meet i don't think people would care
>>736211225The mother character proclaiming her love and protection for her daughter made me want to hand them my dollars so I could dress her in a micro-sweater.
>>736210445i don't think so, their wumao nationalism is insane, chinks really like anime its contradictory afthis contradiction creates a desperate validation insecurities due to their culture inrelevance globally compare to nipschina century of humiliation is so bad generating billions with their anime gachaslop is still not good enough for them
I tried to get into Runescape again hoping I could lose myself in it. Like just get addicted to the grind. But I find it doesn't work for me anymore. I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time. Does anyone else have this problem? Why isn't the dopamine hitting anymore? Even the pleasure of "numbers go up" just doesnt work here
mining and smithing is one of the most tedious activities in runescape. the furnaces and anvils are never near the rocks. so it feels like a lot of extra walking around and tedium. the other skills arent like this as much.
>>736204138Imperator is okay
>>736202094You grew up. And so did I.I spent countless hours in RuneScape, WOW, Warframe, and so.I saw countless big numbers.We had our fun. Time to move on.
>>736202094Good. Play many other good games rather than one really long bad one.
>>736206007This, I moved on to Soulslop and never looked back. It's a good thing they still make games for adults.
i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
>>736210927i have a bigger dick than you
>>736211312prove it
>DUDE ALCOHOL LOL
>>736208635Download a shitty f2p game and tell us if it's good or not
>>736211383okaypost a picture of your erect penis with a ruler pressed into your pelvis above is
It wasn't that bad
>>736209387Loli gets whatever she wants
>>736209327Enough projecting lmao, shoved all this evidence in his face and hes still repeating himself like a broken record.Normalniggers are fucking embarrassing.
>>736200996It feels like the only reason why anyone cares about the characters in s;g at all is because they are otakus like the reader. That is overwhelmingly their most interesting personality trait, which doesn't bode well for the rest of their characterization.
>>736209327kill your family ranjesh
>>736208243I got back from work and genereted another picture with ai to make random white man showing his hand in front a pc.
Idolmaster thread
>>736206982Theres a reason why https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046480/THE_IDOLMSTER_STARLIT_SEASON/ has no english language
Bump
>>736201478>he didn't instantly recognize as109he doesn't even draw much anymore, and was never into idolshit, currently he's doing MMD hentai (last work of his is voiced 40min long loli rape)
>>736210140>currently he's doing MMD hentai (last work of his is voiced 40min long loli rape)link?
>>736210140link ?
How would you r8 this year’s April Fools out of 10?
>>736209994>Moon
>>7361942641/10Not 0 because rake, stonks, virus, GPT and the name ones were simply worse.
Neptune is the better water senshi
>>736194264Like a 3 or 4? I liked the concept, but it had a lot more potential. I only got it like once out of every 5+ posts I did, and the answers didn't seem to matter. Unless it was actually a lot more strict for others? I intentionally gave some of them shitpost answers and it counted all but once.
>>736209994Sailor scouts are ironically solar system level at minimum a bullet won't even scratch her.
How did Crimson Desert win this hard and btfo’d westoid fantasy games and journos?
Whoa 4 Million (Million)... Man I gotta Purchase this Product because I don't want to miss out!
I think it helps a lot that everyone's preconceived notion of this was mid at best, and jurnos can't think past the cover impressions anyway, so when you start playing it and it just keeps slow-rolling you with the mechanics and features and you actually learn what the fuck is going on with the combat after 50 hours it really is just the best parts of elden ring and botw, except it also tries to have a story which falls flat they should have just ignored story like the other two.
Combined all the best features from other open world games and none of the bad ones (besides ignorable story) and make it look pretty. Its good.It must be an asian thing where they're not too proud to just take concepts and mechanics outright from other games because it never happens this blatantly with western studios.
>>736211276>and none of the bad onestoo frequent finishers is a bad feature taken from other gamesI hate it
>>736211374Yea combat is like too flashy. Its a total mess sometimes
