Post your favourite monster hunter monster :)
my friends joke about a potential purple gigginox every other day
Reminder that only a 'thal can appreciate challenging video games, whereas sapes will bitch and cry.
>>736211680Teaching thals how to converse in sape has been disastrous for the species.
>>736211680This god I will never forget
>Expecting nu-/v/ to have any 'thals left when it's filled to brim with sapes of the lowest kindCleve was right.
What is Cleve's next masterpiece after Grimoire? It has been a decade since he released that one so he probably has a preliminary demo ready now.Don't expect anything new until 2035 at the earliest.
Here's your female character bro
>>736203802I need ryona of Makoto beaten like Spopovich did Videl.>>736206838I can fap to Makoto's stun animation easily. I need more.
>>736208604in Lethal League you can juggle your opponent's corpse, the game even abstains from going to the next round if you can keep it up for long enough
scream girl
>>736203802Exceptionally attractive character concept.
>>736203802thanks, i love her
Can we have a Xenoblade thread?
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A force of nature arrives...https://youtube.com/shorts/TUW55eKHee8
monka
monker
>>736199815>>736199781so gayso cute
>>736212171I wish I was gay and cute...
>>736205965suckle on his eggsmate like rabbits
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736213768>same age Absolutely disgusting taste, lolis belong exclusively to older men
>>736213808I'd rather see same age shota and loli going on an adventure together than seeing a filthy old man with a loli. That is the patrician way you pleb.
>>736124832I self insert the child though, whoever self inserts the man... get some help.
>>736212153Where's your ID, faggot? Nothing to hide, right?
>>736214082Objectively wrong
why are fairies brown?
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>>736209661NOW WE'RE TALKING
>>736209661I NEED HER
>>736207029they love to steal
>>736209661Brave is SLIM and MALNOURISHED!Her life of constant worry and care for her fellow fairies has left her as such.
Ok, I want you to tell me what vidya games you think this guy plays, for fun.Go.
Oh gee uh, I dunno... Factorio? Captain of Industry? Or maybe Civilization I guess?
irrelevant time-wasting question
>>736211737Is coffee woke for you?
Why did poopoofarter say that to shitfartballboy? Are they still friends???
Did you snag one?
>>736208930Does the PS5 have any games that doesn't require an installation to play? Since like, PS3, games started to have mandatory installations to even launch and it's gotten worse every gen.
>>736207918Are you kidding? I can't wait to pay almost 1000 bucks for the best games console! It has so many fun games to play that you can't get anywhere else like Astrobot and.....
>>736213080What confuses me most is why people even bother getting Playstations on launch anymore.>expensive>no games>Pro release in a few years anywayLike what is the actual point?
>>736207918I bought parts for my PC intsead
>>736214013The PS4 Pro aged like milk. I don't know why people are buying the PS5 Pro when the PS6 is 1-2 years away and will be massively more powerful than the PS5 Pro. The Pro is just a testbed for PISSR.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736213441This can all be solved with sex (with me specifically)
>>736213441Yeah all good ideasNow crawl on my belly and give it rubs and we'll see where it goes from there
>>736214024wait is there size difference
>>736213441Do not trust quarters mouse
>>736213441No but I need to know if they're little mice I can hold in my hand or notit is a detail i need to know
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736186510I give it a solid 10/10
Genuinely a /tv/ threadWho gives a fuck about some shitty mario movie?
>>736185532What is this rainbow vomit colour scheme?
>>736210437And Ultimate was just a repurposing of the content in Smash 3DS/Wii U which was what, a 2014 game? Ultimate felt like more of a continuation of that game than a new game like 64 -> Melee -> Brawl
camrips are out but they have this horrendous watermark that covers the movie
well, /v/?
This april fools is awful. Last year was way better.
>>736210262that the guy from half life 2 that runs along where the ant lions can hear him?
>>736213729>>736213816what video game is he from? i dont recognize it
>>736213891That's John Cena.
I got old man Jenkins.
Why can't women in Vidya be both modest and attractive?
>browsing anime on netflix>they recommend a show about a dude who got turned into a lizardman >his partner is a super plain but attractive blonde girlthe show wasn't for me but i couldn't stop thinking about her
>>736212393You're just not playing the right games bro. Plenty of vidya women are modest and attractive
>>736212584Season 2 started already?
>>736212393Imagine having THIS and still go for the dumb crazy redhead with big titties
>>736212393>implying ayynime is modest
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736213452>abdicatedFabricated, dammit
>>736209731for how long?
>>736213720Longer than it takes for the retro physical market to price you out, that's for damn sure.
>>736213809well by that point you either already have it, whether physically or digitally, or the shop is down and you missed out on it anyway.
>>736214012Yeah, that's my point. Physical as a means of preservation is almost as dogshit as digital storefronts. The ONLY way a game gets preserved is when the ROM hits the web and it lives on in the collective data collection of humanity.
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>Unreal 5>New Western (DEI) team>(((polish))) publisherIt's already fucked
>>736213754ayo u epstein, cuh?
>>736213626No one cares about your rules, unc.
>>736198295What would you even do inside every building? Go check out the office water coolers? Go grocery shopping? Waiting line? Larp around NPCs?
>>736213836Whatever casual.
I'm putting together a team
>>736200260Wait they made a jose anime? I remember reading the manga some time ago.
>>736200260What's worse is that dramaslop fags think themselves better than sonenspics
>afternoon, ladies. room for one more?
>>736191895Noire is literally 41 years old
>>736191895I prefer fuck nuggets and no gacha has done that yet unless they also have cybernetic limbs
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
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cute vendo...
>>736194823>the passengers blush toolmfao I love frank
which predatory mechanic is the worst?
>>736203341All of them honestly. DLC is maybe least worst, but expansions used to be better.
>>736203341>>736203609I think FOMO is by far the worst since that is the entry gate (and the lock in front of the exit gate) of an addiction spiral. Every other factor only works because of FOMO. Gacha is made worse by limited banners. Banners are limited because FOMO. Battle Passes? Have exclusive rewards which may never come again so buy it and grind it out cuz you don't want to miss out do you?FOMO is like the fertilizer for every other predatory practice.
>>736213790source?
>>736204719Gachashit ultimately brings down the gaming as a whole, as it preys on those troon-adjacent looney bin dudes who keep rolling in a virtual casino for just the right flavor of a .jpg, going so far so to developing an one-sided obsession with a given character until a new gacha is made and the old one is shut down. They're often actual retards with NEET money, so they have no trouble "investing" into it just to get more chances to roll. Throw in a basic story for the "lore autists" to follow, some dailies that punish you for not playing every day and there you go, a perfect predation product.
>>736213689these are also predatory. they're set up that way to induce fomo for content you dont even know about yet. don't miss out on the future stuff, you better grind this pass so you can get the next one for free! you dont want to have to pay up again, do you?the only acceptable way to do a battle pass is to NOT time gate it and to keep it available for purchase at all times in the future. this is unfortunately rare, and is completely incompatible with the 'get your money back' pass system.
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
>>736213035iirc the original s3 story had tnf capture javi's family and imprison him in a slaughterhouse he would be put in a cell and lo and behold clementine is his cellmate, with a similar story the two of them decide to work together to get their families back from tnfafaik javi's family at this time was just gabe, marianna, and david, who was not part of tnf at this time, kate and the girl who preceded her did not exist until fairly close to releasethe original antagonists were this guy called mason (lingard borrows his model), and some cowboy looking dude that probably became clint i think joan also existed at this time and eleanor was her daughterthe prescott people would help javi and clementine against tnf because they also had a bone to pick with them, presumably for similar reasons
>>736213471That at least makes sense.
>season 4>She's a single mom with a black kidFatherless behavior
>>736213686ironically what little time she had with father figures are her most treasured memories post apocalypse
>just shit on some dying dudes memory for zero reasonlmao what a fuckin ass
