Look how they massacred my girl
>>736208446She could just pee in my mouth
>>736197445>>736199814https://youtu.be/hLgWKgUkbH4?si=2zHEMcr3ZxWoTj7SWe just need one more Luigi girl to complete the trifecta
>>736195876can i get her number?
>>736202613Things sure got rough for Malfoy
Now that the day is almost over, I can safely say that this event did, in fact, suck ass.How would (You) make a fun and interesting april fool's event, bros?
>>736206678Just rerun the candy event
>>736206913>pressed CTRL-A on the pagenothin personnel, kid
>rerunsFuck off. It's not a "prank" if you expect it or you've seen it already. Just because this one is bad doesn't mean reruns are good.
>>736206678Are you mad because it wasn't disruptive or are you mad because you're a fag that couldn't spam homoerotic roleplay all over the website
>>736206678The captcha joke was decent it just needed to be more common and should have actually functioned as the captcha for the day. It was kind of lame you barely even saw it and didn't really need to engage with it. Taking the piss out of the new captchas would have been funny, it just wasn't very well executed. If it were me I would have reopened /qa/ for the day and simulated a sharty takeover of the site as a callback to the hack last April, but that's probably still a sore spot for the jannies.
Why did the Imperials ban Talos worship but not other God worship?
>hey bro lets forbid religion in an world where gods are real
Everybody criticizes the Imperials, nobody criticizes Talos himself who does nothing to protect his followers. Maybe the Thalmore is right, hes not a god hes a poser
>>736206935>AYO I FINNA DO NOTHIN DAWG I WAS JUS WAHSHIPPIN TALOS N SHIIIIEEEEETWhen you can mention Talos worship to a high ranking Imperial general and get off with a casual warning, you have to be a complete retard to get arrested for it.
>>736205306>ban is genuinely enforcedThalmor is actively seeking out worshippers, even killing people that worship Talos in a shitty shrine in bumfuck nowhere.
>>736208084>Heimskr screaming about Talos all day in the middle of a trading hub doesn't get arrested>Greymane family can talk about their love of all things Stormcloak and Talos-shaped in an Imperial-controlled city without consequenceYeah, you have to be genuinely retarded (i.e., most Nords) to get arrested for it.
which predatory mechanic is the worst?
>>736208373It’s a good system we’ve been using in the real game for awhile. Rich people get instant access, the poors get delayed access or never get to have access. Old food gets marked down so the poors can eat a sandwich LOG IN. The bus is just as good as the battle pass car reward LOG IN. Poors will never get a house LOG IN BOYS THIS IS IT. You can summon GMs in this game by shooting up an elementary school.
>>736203341FOMO gachaUnlimited gacha you will generally get what you wanted eventually, even if it takes a long timeFOMO single purchase at least you can make a decision if the set price is ok with you or notLimited FOMO gacha just pushes you to be desperate to roll and roll, that's the worst feeling, and that's how you get those "10000$ spent on the banner and she didn't come home" compilations
>>736208808shit i did not know anon, i fixed it
>>736206846Personal favorite is when the dlc fucks with the main game somehow (spell or item or build changes) that you’d already purchased making it nearly unplayable, but the servers are still active because tons of people can’t buy the dlc and just keep gaming in the old expansion lol. And this is like the poverty entertainment, wait until you hear what they did to your mom’s butthole. Yeah this worlds somewhere between “complete embarrassment” and “kill god and send him to the shadow realm”
Gambling in any form that involves real money is inherently degenerate.DLC is the least bad because it's only predatory by choice. Once in a while a game will get a proper expansion pack, that is perfectly fine even if most DLCs are just MTX slop.
>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video games and say hello to them once in a while over a LivestreamWhat the fuck
>Grown men will come to a 4chan board and complain about what other men do with their time kinda gay ngl
>>736208424>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video gamesyou pay to watch a football game/sports broadcast, (the station broadcasting it may be free to access, but the equipment isn't - much like a computer and youtube) how is that any different than watching someone play a video game?
>Grown men will play a TTRPG with another guy on Discord and fall in love with him and gift him games and play games with him
I'm going to Mewgenics!
Wait why can't I dispose of cats
>>736208561Go on an adventure fag it's been too long without one. Don't be a pussy
>>736208561What NPCs have you unlocked?
>>736208642I just unlocked Jack but I didn't think that'd stop me from adventuring. Early game is weird
>DwarfismWhy are you even here man
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736208197SF4 is the stepping stone we need for BN7
>>736208385You'll get neither.
>>736207150Has anyone ripped the new soundtracks yet?
Its nice to see that people are actually supporting Luna's games
has anyone ripped the 3d models yet
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
These little fellas' game.
>>736153797Gonna play Nioh 3 and Yakuza 2. Maybe will finish Gundam Blue Destiny games.Played Labyrinth of the Demon King and Tainted Grail yesterday, but decided to drop them both.
>>736207772If you do try Nioh, try not to expect a Souls-style game. There's a couple borrowed ideas but they play very differently
>>736153797played some mhgu earliergonna play more mhgu later
>>736207802lol yeah I'm sure it was like $1 on a Steam sale at one point and a bunch of us just bought it as an afterthought>>736208065I think the thing that's been making me hesitate is that I heard you can only customize your guy in 2 and 3, and in 1 you're stuck with that generic Geralt-looking dude. But it drives me crazy to jump into a series midway so I can't just skip 1 either
>kill rat>it drops greatswordso why wasn't the rat using that sword when it attacked me? was it stupid?
>>736204061It wouldn't be a fair fight if he was to use it.
>kill rat>drops humanitywhat did Mitsubishi mean by this?
>kill rat>3 billion more in the tideKruk. By Vallahya, I hate raki, almost as much as I hate E*gi
>>736204061he's not strong enough to carry the sword
>>736204428i'll just pass it off as a lack of communication
Idk what the problem is. I loved the April fools joke! Just get over it /v/, my waifu laughed all day long about.>[A] Truth>[X] Doubt>[Y] Lie>[>] View notebook>Use Intuition [1]
>>736208259YOU LEFT WING LEANING PARASITE! YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE AND READ YOUR DRIVEL?
WE KNOW YOU BOUGHT A 4CHAN PASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>736208259Your what? Your "waifu?" You ... with 2D girls? You're gonna be real popular with the boys in San Quentin if you don't start cooperating.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE GAS CHAMBER EDGAR
Why are they giving this movie 30-45~ scores?Its really well animated, Peach isn't as much of a girlboss, The cameos were not intrusive, has a normal child/family adventure movie plot.Is rotten tomatoes filled with furfags or something?
>>736204660I havent even seen the shit yet, but seriously dude go make a fucking movie. its abundantly clear you have what it takes vs several multi billion dollar companies.
>>736204031There's another way of putting it.It attacks the problem in the womb, this way:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775099899181681.mp4
>>736202445grow up tendie
>>736206548The movie sucks
I thought it was fun if you're a Mario fan. It's not like it's an amazing film. Power-ups appear as needed like deus ex machinas, it's a lot of references, and not enough is really established to make it work as a self-contained film. But it's totally enjoyable if you like Mario and are familiar with his games.Sonic 3 was the better movie, because even though that's also not really self-contained, it at least has more going with the narrative it introduces. Lower lows, but higher highs.
why aren't you playing the demo of project turboblast
>>736207529great webm
>>736206816I'm having a turbo blast
>>736208191a RETURN to FORM
>>736207283>>736207503You do understand that that's what he wants from you? To get on your nerves by continuing to claim it's your game.
>>736206816hi i use ublock, why do i still see ads and how do i unsubscribe
did you buy it.or pirate it?
>>736200363faggot multicultural game with coopted artstyle and bad gameplay
>>736201334>Twin stickWhat the hell were they thinking with this? It serves zero purpose.
>>7362003630 chance I'm buying this at that price with a multiplayer that dead.>>736207486Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.
>>736208103>Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.Unironically?
>open MP>sit at MP menu 4 mins>actually connectwell I mean it’s dead but that’s not the longest I’ve->only connected with one other dude>he leaves immediately>countdown to race reaches 0>”sorry one or more of the opponents left”welpat least the time trial stuff has pseudo-online
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
Im beginning to think it's not actually Halloween.
>>736205493What makes you say that?
>>736203478The soul knows what it needs.
I wish I could meet a scientist girl and go on wild adventures with her
I wish I could meet a witch girl and have her harvest me for semen for the rest of my life
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736206303Seethe, troon.
>>736206303gooks don't like the game, it's culture war third worlders
>>736200754
>>736182319is it because everyone keeps shitting on them about it?
>>736183702all this shit is happening now so it's obvious that game journalism is fucking useless
What game is this from?
>>736208449my wifePomni from The Amazing Digital Circus
>>736167952I'm a big fan.
>>736167952if a normal person wrote the show it'd be better
>>736165351balatro? dunno
>>736176428>just want to see them in human formMe too but it would be jarring and wouldn't fit with the storytelling.By now it's pretty clear they can't go reverse Tron because they are brainscans like in that Star Trek Black Mirror episode: their real selves are still around.On the good side, they are immortal like in San Junipero.
Who's this supposed to be in fanservice for?
>>736207494Barafags are rightoids
>>736207943Superior fatfags are chuds, actual barafags are cucks.
>>736207943bara is literally gayi was kicked out of a bara server for being "transphobic and anti-woke"
Faggotry is illegal in China, but doesn't magically disappear from the population by fiat. This is how they pander to gays without getting in trouble.
>>736205385Women that chose the bear obviously
Essex thread.
Hello.
>>736207845Very chowayo.
>>736207923Farewell.
>>736207968
>Hottest girl in a japanese game is the black girl Why don't we get this more often?
>>736208412>hottest Nah bro, Cammy and Mika by a mile. A long mile. That's just my opinion tho, enjoy your girl and win a match or two for her.
Based
>>736208412>that one slayed.coom animation
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736207119
>>736156014You're lucky.My last good memory is when a girl asked me what time it is.
>>736207606You're lucky, you have a memory of interacting with a girl. A real girl, not the modern equivalent of a troon.
>>736206926Terra wouldn't die to Sephiroth
>2 years>Still daily Aeris threads