How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736159002>Uncircumcised DemonWhich one of you is this?>>736206243>I genuinely don't understand this decision in 2Yeah, it's tedious micromanagement which makes no sense. Why wouldn't you select multiple in the menu and then have a subcommand to "combine" without having to auto-arrange?>>736205741>Man road and monorail tracks degrade so fucking fastIDK. Mine started to degrade as soon as I hit F4 and I was 80 hours into the game (so about 60-70 hours in the map), I don't think they degrade THAT fast, but it's annoying the game doesn't tell you WHICH NODE to actually look at and the map hides all information. If there is a "Director's Cut"/revision, I hope Kojima fixes that. HELP ME, HELP YOU.gif---Got to the top of the mountain, got something that fixes the issue with going up there. But no tires for Truck Goes Everywhereing yet. #RAGEComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736159002Why is it so big in China?
>runs like absolute shit for absolutely no reason
This game is hilariously bad. The sluggish rdr2 tier controls, laggy quick menus that take 3 seconds to appear, rehashed enemies and bosses, everything is a fetch quest, pretentious music. And don't get me started on the ending, by far the worst boss fight I ever played. The hitboxes are horrendous, attacks connect while you're missing by a meter or two, the moveset only has attack and block lol. The whole story is even worse, everything hinges on some random dude having THAT BB pod at the start of DS1? Lol, lmao even. And don't get me started on that whole Neil Vana plot. Neil Vanas actor was the only good thing of this whole cluster fuck, amazing actor.
posted it again award
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736185532Super Mario Land or Super Mario Land 2 and the 6 Golden Coins. Hell take the Paper Mario or MnL series plots and use those
>>736186094>You may have the better movies but more people watch mine! Ahaha!Okay. I'm still going to like the original Lion King over the shitty remake, ty.
>>736185532Third movie will focus on Mario Land and will do a god awful interpertation of the story from the first two, most likely have peach girlboss the entire army of bad guys from Land 1 and Mario + gang take on Wario who took over Daisys castle. Expect lots of member mario 1 berries with the occasional reference that they are attempting to make a Mario Land movie. My expectactions are resting in the pits of hell after watching the galaxy movie.
>>736204059thats is gonna be hard.the 2nd movie should have covered Land/Oddysey in some way, as well as introduce Daisy, and at least Wario.but we had Wart, Rosa, Jr. and the whole concept of the Galaxies. they overplayed their hand. since the next movies will need to go smaller.>>736198598What movie did you pirated?>Mario was doubting all the time how close he should be to Peach, he wanted to be with her, but he felt kinda unworthy despite how much Peach trusted him.>Luigi (and Yoshi) teasing Mario all the time about it.>Mario, while never asking her out or something, he always supported her (fending off the spying toads, helping her unwind in the dino planet, their teamwork in Jr.s security gauntlet)>Mario even gets the kiss at the end of the movieit was shown without a shadow of a doubt that Mario and Peach are made for each other.
>>736208935>Thinking they're just going to adapt 2 games after this catastropheThey're going to find a way to throw in even more Easter eggs than Galaxy, and retards are going to eat it up and say it's for kids
Idk what the problem is. I loved the April fools joke! Just get over it /v/, my waifu laughed all day long about.>[A] Truth>[X] Doubt>[Y] Lie>[>] View notebook>Use Intuition [1]
>>736208259YOU LEFT WING LEANING PARASITE! YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE AND READ YOUR DRIVEL?
WE KNOW YOU BOUGHT A 4CHAN PASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>736208259Your what? Your "waifu?" You ... with 2D girls? You're gonna be real popular with the boys in San Quentin if you don't start cooperating.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE GAS CHAMBER EDGAR
>>736208259Do you fuck young boys, anon?
>two characters that did literally nothing>somehow still more memorable than anyone in World and Wilds
>>736208167ethnically ambiguous alma mogs unfortunately.Even cutie patootie world handler does. It is what it is.
>>736208167I too enjoy lying on the internet. Also, Sophia is a character that went on a world tour with you. Aisha did literally nothing.
The First Descendants
>>736209028Bro your game is literally deadWhy are you still coping so hard?
>>736209028gay and trannies won btw
>>736208805yes that is true but most of the playerbase is going to be done farming all of what they care about in a couple of days at most, there is nothing keeping me coming backtauron strikes are pretty much useless except for the vazarin reviveeverything except vinquibus is a reskin with maybe some gimmick addedarcanes ok but they are nothing revolutionary and the amp arcanes are pretty much just a straight up buff
>>736209038this frame literally caused trannies to freak the fuck out though
>>736208923>>736209028>>736208798see >>736208228
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736204487Tickle left
>>736171980glad some one did it
>>736169198>https://youtu.be/aAjoWhWRg28?t=5Yell really loud to break the jar and the bat's eardrums
>>736201984somehow, bunini returned
>>736193662kek
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736206727I was able to play for a couple of days on my pc but thwn i got the pink screen bug and went back to my phoneShit is comfyAlso im a weeb but i dont want my family to see im that much of a weeb
>>736208507Magic is real
>>736206656The fuck are you talking about, retard? Every team is exactly the same: Eimi, Summer Hanako, and a mix of Yuuka, Tsubaki, and maybe Miyako. Support has not been anything but Hibiki and M Reisa. It is literally just whose Hanako dies first from the other one and you cannot prove it otherwise.
>>736206720Yes I would protect them
>>736206720kiss, hug, not you, headpat
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736208385You'll get neither.
>>736207150Has anyone ripped the new soundtracks yet?
Its nice to see that people are actually supporting Luna's games
has anyone ripped the 3d models yet
>>736208197I honestly doubt it's happening. If they decide now we won't see anything for at least 4-5 years...
i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
play some bullshit survivor like game, like brotato or something
>>736208635>3 shots of vodka>i have a nintendo switch 2 Appropriate amount of alcohol for a toddler.Mario kart.
>>736208976i am 28 years old, five foot ten inches, roughly one hundred and fifty AMERICAN poundsi bet you chug mixed drinks with a chaser faggoti take that shit RAW
>>736208635>I have a Nintendo switch Finish the rest of the bottle and then have another to wash it down
beat this the other day (and I do mean "beat")lets have a thread
>>736206415this nigga legs be broken
There is no game like it and probably never will be. It is amazing to think about how the gameplay itself actually ties into the store on a such a deeper level than you would initially think. I can't think of other games that are FPS that have that level of depth.
>>736202489
I miss this game I should retvrn to it
>>736208698i wonder if any coops servers get activity, feels like a fun way to revisit
>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video games and say hello to them once in a while over a LivestreamWhat the fuck
>Grown men will come to a 4chan board and complain about what other men do with their time kinda gay ngl
>>736208424>Grown men will pay to watch another grown man play video gamesyou pay to watch a football game/sports broadcast, (the station broadcasting it may be free to access, but the equipment isn't - much like a computer and youtube) how is that any different than watching someone play a video game?
>Grown men will play a TTRPG with another guy on Discord and fall in love with him and gift him games and play games with him
>>736208854One is watching athletes that have trained their entire lives at the pinnacle of human ability. The other is watching a guy who sometimes forgets to wipe his own ass.
why aren't you playing the demo of project turboblast
>>736206816I'm having a turbo blast
>>736208191a RETURN to FORM
>>736207283>>736207503You do understand that that's what he wants from you? To get on your nerves by continuing to claim it's your game.
>>736206816hi i use ublock, why do i still see ads and how do i unsubscribe
>>736206816I don't play coomslop games, HAHAHAHAHA, yes, yes, I know, sorry.... Sigh, it's just that... I don't care!
Punished Grace
WEWON´TLOSE
why is tranny janny bullying our dear Grace?
>>736208803Adafag most likely, they´re also nuking the Sherry threads
>>736208839repulsive lifeform
>>736207735Bloody Grace
Now that the day is almost over, I can safely say that this event did, in fact, suck ass.How would (You) make a fun and interesting april fool's event, bros?
>>736206913>pressed CTRL-A on the pagenothin personnel, kid
>rerunsFuck off. It's not a "prank" if you expect it or you've seen it already. Just because this one is bad doesn't mean reruns are good.
>>736206678Are you mad because it wasn't disruptive or are you mad because you're a fag that couldn't spam homoerotic roleplay all over the website
>>736206678The captcha joke was decent it just needed to be more common and should have actually functioned as the captcha for the day. It was kind of lame you barely even saw it and didn't really need to engage with it. Taking the piss out of the new captchas would have been funny, it just wasn't very well executed. If it were me I would have reopened /qa/ for the day and simulated a sharty takeover of the site as a callback to the hack last April, but that's probably still a sore spot for the jannies.
if gurren lagann can be considered the greatest april fools joke ever because of episode 1 debuting on april foolsi can safely say that the super mario galaxy movie is the worst fucking april fools joke IN the galaxy
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736207890haven't checked the thread but this is on front page
>>736207961I hate the new astroturfed chainsaw man acronym. Especially since, like many newspeaks, you can see obviously evil intentions. Now it is just "sexual abuse" and "material". This creates an overly vague definition where fags can apply it to fictional stuff for being "material", record you giving your daughter a pat on the butt and call it "sexual abuse", brainstorm new things to broaden this term even further, and more insanity. Even worse because this still goes outside the bounds of the law, these guys seem only capable of focusing on actually legal shit like the sibling who tries to punish when they feel like the parent isn't doing enough. Even even worse because while these faggots are evil, they likely just adopted this newspeak out of cowardice. Because it contains less scary words and they also have some retarded mass hysteria where they now believe every social media platform has TikTok tier censorship.
>>736208348Of course it is. This is exactly why i hate this term.
>>736151901Sankaku
>>736124992no one heres gonna play it lmao
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736208182Sophia Locke
alright boys who's your ideal roster
>>736208439based
>>736208391I'm guessing pornstars are somewhat recognizable for the sad loner crowd (who are the primary audience for this shit) and pornstars probably take a quarter of their usual pay if they don't actually have to fuck anyone.
>>736208668Angela WhiteChloe SurrealNatasha NiceAngie FaithLauren Philips
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736205468Nice to see Niko again. Even if it’s a crossover.
>>736197702this is way better than the actual fucking captcha that shit makes me wanna kill myself every single time
>>736197702this event fucking sucks
>>736197702I'm not a furry but would
>captcha shows me chen>type chen>failedFaggots
What causes this mentality?
>>736194949persona 5 is the game normies recommend and say some shit like "yeah its anime but its actually good"
>>736198436Adults like sex. Adults do not like childish "the power of friendship" stories about teenagers
>>736203659I genuinely have no idea how anyone can stomach shit like this, especially when the gameplay is just this over and over again for like 70 hours
>>736208616Resource management is fun. If you do it like in the webm you're going to run out of sp quickly.Sure eventually you can just oneshot everything with crit build or having enough invigorate to invalidate sp cost, but getting there is also fun by itself.Also every video game is about doing one repetitive task over and over, it's not unique to turn based rpgs.
>>736194949That didn't happen
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
>>736194858I always figured that airy sound that accompanied jumps in Prime were her thrusters kicking on. That armor's fucking heavy and those thrusters probably do a lot of the lifting, literally.
GOD DAMMIT SAMUS, STOP SHITTING ON MY CAR!!!!!
>>736208039
>>736208249>no arm cannon
>>736194858>And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.why not?
Can I skip the Edgeworth Investigations games and the Professor Layton crossover and jump into Dual Destinies?
