When did you realize that STR builds were the only way to go for real men?
>>736203524When i realised that in most arpgs, mages are the only class that are weirdly gimped. Warriors and rogues can still use magic, and ranged attacks, and aoes, while still having good defense. And compared to the other martial classes, strength based classes tend to be better (not always though)
Cute Sisters.
>>736184682obviously Peach got sent away before the events of the book
>>736185473>>736192484it was pretty obvious she was going to job considering all the scenes we were shown of her prior to the final trailer was just that and the storytime part
>>736186292Jr was too young to be hindered by lust
>>736202857No, like maybe-possibly great-great-great-etc-grand aunt.
>>736178663>loli rosalina>toddler peachJewtendo should stay off the internet for the next month
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736201451I don't want to fuck debiru though, I just want to bully him and torture him sexually for my own amusement.
>>736201007What kind of TF?
>>736201451erm maybe they could just touch penises???
>>736198718tickling, hypnosis, light bondage, a few transformations, a touch of slime, a teensy bit of ryona, tentacles (screen goes black), and I might have missed something
>>736203645>screen goes blackNow that's just disappointing
I don't understand what to do in Marathon. I don't even know what things I should grab/loot.
You need high IQ to play, stick to CoD
holy shit why is the modern gamer so cuckedthe fuck is this learned helplessnessit was funny reading this a bit but now i'm just sad
>>736201130>whered the marsthon threadsany time I express any positive sentiment toward the game I get hounded as a shill so I stopped talking about it in the bait threads here.
>>736202413dude he cries about dead liveservice slop more than whales cry for their waifus>>736202993based, fuck off shill
>>736197867if you are poor and just need quick cash: grab all the grey and greens in perimeter, kill players and take their shitif you are better geared: hit dire marsh and grab greens and blues, kill playersif you are good: hit pinwheel base in outpost, and kill players for their shitif you are bad at pvp: refund the game
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>last minute panic buy ps5>wait for the switch 2 price drop/oot remake edition>buy/borrow nephew's switch 1what should I do?
>>736189141Me
>>736203435Get a Switch 2. A price drop won't happen, so getting one now is your best option. That is, if you can name three to five must-have titles you HAVE to play.>Bananza>Air Riders>Mario Kart World>Age of Imprisonmentare some games worth checking out.
>>736203435>>wait for the switch 2 pricenigga jewtendo raised the price of the switch 1 last year, if you want one, get one now before it goes up too
>>736189057>>735698791That's my subject line fucker
I like just having nothing sometimes. It makes the world more believable. Like when you break into random houses in TES games especially Morrowind it's just a house. They have some candles and baskets full of food and maybe a book or two. Not everything needs a hidden door that leads to a dungeon and if you did include something like that the impact would be lessened if there were 50 of them.
>>736202162That's fine if there's something to interact with, no matter how small. Just an empty place with nothing to interact with or see like an easter egg like I often encountered in MMOs? Soulless.
>>736201828there is something there. a tower. what the comic meant to say is there is "no reward that is mechanically advantageous for my character here." but exploration is its own reward :)
>>736201828Enter
>>736203729>join PvP zone >PvP happensHow was I supposed to know?
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736202157Now that I have passed that captcha, what exactly should I post?
>>736193764Is Oscar is video games but is she really 4chan culture?
Wonder who this could be
>>736203616I don't know, I think I would easily guess it if there's a tattoo though.
>>736203616It's Asuna! The girl who I've spurted hundreds of times to!
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
This shit looks fucking atrocious
>slow as shit weapon in a quick movement platformerGrim! Not using
>>736196592>3 months in Hello developer. If you're making these claims you have shit tastes, or are delusional. >Looks up game>Literal Jew game>Mobile game companyOh you guys just actually hate video games.
Did grime1 have ranged weapons? This is interesting so far
>>736203503theres enough combat in every metroidvania, and theres exploration throughout the game always.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
>>736201319Because there are entirely too many of them, I see why people use mods to add some variety to the monster spawns.
I never really stopped playing. I come back to it every few weeks or a month since releasegod I hope the dlc rumors are true. I can't mod console
>>736176071
>>736172606DD:DA and DDO were Kinoshita (shits kino)
how is the game now versus release? i think i heard they fixed some of the cpu fps issues but that it caused new issues?
Videogames aren’t fun any more. I find reading books to be more enjoyable. Is this what growing up is supposed to be like?
I am 35 and still play at least an hour of games a day. Dunno how you guys give up, I love games too much.
>>736203461adulthood is leaving /v/ and going to other board
>>736203610I go on some other blue boards. This one is more active though. It’s probably not good.
>>736203029You haven't dopamine detoxed if you play games frequently even just 20 minutes at a time, go 3 months without it
>>736203029>20 minues a day without failFound the gacha addict.
Apparently it's basically unwatchable if you're not a superfan that knows all the references
>>736197712Is the spade book a reference to 3?
but im an autistic manchild who just wants to see vidya references in IMAX. Same deal as Ready Player 1
>>736195084Just like this year's April Fools then.
>>736195084Sweet another mario text thread
>>736195084>refernces
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
Why does Nintendo want me to fuck their characters so badly?
Who is he voiced by?
Next Star Fox plotFox and Falco slow pride shattering forced feminization due to lost bet or embarrassing blackmail. Star fox girls amusingly get involved in the process. Local chad Wolf not so smug when they band together to continue, using him as material.
>>736155367Kind of a bummer they gave DK the daddy issues in the last film, as I feel if there was any Nintendo character to give it to, it's this guy.>dad died tragically and left a gigantic shadow on him since childhood, so he spends his whole life trying to live up to that legacyYou don't even need to use it dramatically, plenty of kids movies (including past Illumination movies) have played it for laughs. He seems to not really mind that part of his life that much.
Tom Cruise 100% is gonna voice Star Wolf to keep the Top Gun jokes.
>uncs had to read the equivalent of war and peace to complete a level
>>736201212It wasn't because poorfags couldn't afford guides, it was because on 56k modems downloading a single image took several minutes. Text based internet was the norm.
>>736193982Average reading level is like 4th grade now pretty sure were doomed to go back to the rich and powerful can read and write while everyone else has to be told verbally
>>736202879Well yeah, that's why they didn't just scan the physical guides but the physical guides themselves were a luxury premium and a lot of people would rather just grab a free guide on GameFAQs instead.
>>736193982'College students once stood out from the pack on IQ tests. Today, they're about average. A recent meta-analysis found that undergraduates' IQs have steadily fallen from roughly 119 in 1939 to a mean of 102 in 2022, just slightly above the population average of 100.'
>>736193715Eh? You just ctrl+f the term you're having trouble with, reading the whole thing spoils the fun. If you're on there it's usually because you're stumped.I think the last times I used it were for a couple sections in Eastern Mind (in a DOSbox). The game requires you to repeat seemingly ineffective actions multiple times and the phrase to complete the game is actually said nowhere in the game, it's impossible to complete without a guide due to poor design.I think I also checked for the gameboy version of Survival Kids to see if there was any point for some of the items (sure enough, some exist literally just to waste space and have zero use).
This is the greatest game ever made
>>736200627you're right dude kh1 was so much better and we'll just ignore all crazy levels and 10/10 boss fights of kh2 because in kh1 there's 2 shitty platforming sections. there are more platforming sections in kh2 but we'll just ignore them too i guess
>>736199401Based, you forgot to mention that KH1 also has the better music and story.
>>736199401KH2 has >better combat >better bosses >better OST >way better locations >better balance >cooler key blades >way more unique keyblade abilitiesKH1 having more “Disney” and platforming doesn’t make it better especially when you have shitters like Jungle world and Atlantis.
>>736199173can't argue with that, it's perfection
>>736199401QTEs are reaction commands. They act as an extra button for different attacks and effects, and can also be missable and/or must be triggered to appear. They have depth. KH2 wins.
>Copy is better than the originalName the game.
>>736199113she looks terrified
>>736180816Woah mama
>>736180816>Name the gameResident Evil is better than Alone in the DarkStreets of Rage is better than Final Fight
>>736203486AIslop tier weapon
Where the FUCK are these Disney parks getting all these hot women to play Rey?
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736203245Keep it at 7 Poison but also give it 3 Doom.
I can't listen to Jorbs. I'm not strong enough.
>>736203749we're in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/jorbs
>>736203343Why would anybody ever get the exhaust pot? Fresnel Lens always wins, it's no real choice
>>736203412mechaknight is nemesis without the intangible, meaning he suckssoul nexus is an obvious placeholder that lacks mechanicsthe three knights are cool though
What game is this from?
>>736202429idk is entertaining
>>736175486is there any good shit where it's a full clown girl honking with a horn harder and harder until she cums? Im asking for a friend.
>>736202103oh, let's say...dandy from dandy's world on roblox ;)
>>736165351boomers WILL learn zoomerkino
HEY, INMATE!
>>736201569can you explain better because I think that's a fairly well drawn butt where as most anime artists do it poorly
>>736201569>Their butts and thighs have no definition at allThey're children.
Raidou 2 when?
>>736201881After you go back in time and make the remaster of 1 sell decently enough to justify a remaster of 2.
Idolmaster thread
>>736203127past her prime
>>736203495Based in truth
In gakuen, how do I get SSRs to use their unique song instead of the generic one
>>736203671This nigga actually play the games look at this dude
>>736203671Gotta fulfill the girl's true ending conditions and then win the final audition
What are the odds of getting a patch that alters the official translation to fix its editing errors and mistranslations? Has it been long enough for more people to realize the fan tl is much worse? Trying to read VNs in English is suffering to begin with, but having a crazy fan group astroturf their shit to hell and back makes things even more tiring.
>>736202374Normalize not using this dogshit. No CoZ shit in my Sci ADV. Enough is enough.
>>736202601>ask for patch>"okay here it is">NOOOO NOT LIKE THATmake your own patch pussy
>>736203104The point is that there needs to be a patch of the official tl to bypass the shitty CoZ version. If there were a different fan group that weren't a bunch of fags then there'd probably be a decent patch by now. And I would do it myself if I could read Japanese well enough to fix the translation errors. And maybe I'll do it in the future. If someone doesn't do it anytime soon, then I'm autistic enough to figure it out in the long run. I want this shit fixed.
>>736203526the fuck is your problem with the fan patch
>>736203526just use their tools and run claude on the script files to translate them or something idk it's decent
