The original Resident Evil trilogy is on Steam. Not an April Fools joke for once, the games are actually on sale right now.
>>736202964wait for a 2027 remake
>>736204160>you enter the RPD in the first 10 minutes of RE3After playing RE2, being forced back into the same environment I just spent hours in was a huge turn off.Yeah, asset reuse isn't that big of a deal, but to basically force the player to go through the same fucking place they've already explored in the previous game just reeks of low budget.
>>736204160If we're being technical, the worst game is RE1DC DualShock, since it bastardized the original soundtrack.But no, it's RE3, and I love RE3.
>>736204160Yes.RE2 is too easy and linear, worst puzzles, and Mr. X is lame compared to Nemesis.It has the strongest presentation though.
>>736204160RE3 kinda blows because dodge doesn't work half the time against Nemesis
Idolmaster thread
In gakuen, how do I get SSRs to use their unique song instead of the generic one
>>736203671This nigga actually play the games look at this dude
>>736203671Gotta fulfill the girl's true ending conditions and then win the final audition
>>736203805weird, could've sworn I was getting 光景 to play without true endthanks
>>736203495Shes skinny and flat so its fine
This April Fools event is questionable at best.
>>736203912why are furry trans girls so much hotter than weeb trans girls?
>>736203794The dev posts Steam Keys here sometimes, but I'll be damned if I know the character's name
>>736204048I don't think it's working properly. At least not with extensions.
>>736203794>concept art of a Gregory horror show cut character
>>736204202She's a 2chan creation this isn't exactly fair.
What game is this from?
>>736165351boomers WILL learn zoomerkino
>>736165351tumblrslop
>>736167952No. I hate it. I really do. It’s literally just every 2020s writing cliche thrown into a fucking blender and given a mascot horror theming. >Hey guys, what if this cynical asshole was ACTUALLY deeply insecure about himself? Never seen THAT one before except for Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, literally any "adult" cartoon that tries to be deep >What if this funny old man was a tormented scientist with amnesia! I bet you never seen that before except in Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, literally any sci fi cartoon! Not to mention the art is fucking hideous. Look, I get it’s supposed to look gawdy on purpose. It’s trying to emulate early 2000s CGI, but it makes zero effort to to do so. You want an animation that commits to a retro look? Try ENA, it feels like a trippy old video game. And it’s camera work, low resolution, and low quality audio back that up. This show puts teapots in the background and has a few collision glitches then calls it a day. I forget this is a video game setting and not a shit student thesis film. The creators a troon who keeps revealing shit about the show on tumblr instead of just adding the damn details to the show to begin with. Leading to every discussion being about predicting fan theories or "Gooseworx said X! Gooseworx said Y!" LEARN TO LET YOUR ART SPEAK FOR ITSELF DAMN IT.I genuinely believe GLITCH viewbots and pays jannies to astroturf this show. The constant praise it gets online never feels earned.I hate their marketing strategy too. It’s this type of ironic capitalism. Where you point out your grifting people to their faces and we’re supposed to applaud the honesty. "Hey! Here’s our 40 dollar Pomni plushie! Don’t JAR it ya sick degenerate! See? We know what jarring is! Aren’t we so hip?" Then they have the fucking nerve to do this then complain about content farms stealing their con. This show deserves every ounce of content farm milking it gets. Because it’s not art, it’s mass marketing.
>>736166665where did the fish hat come from
Marry and reproduce
>game is rigged from the start
>>736203720yeah it did, got me a data center jobit really depends on the cert and the industrythe ones I listed are pretty general purpose, most serious careers in those fields have you end up with them anyway so showing up at the door with them helpsI have heard from the IT people at my job that there are certs out there that are kind of a trap like putting a cert like CISCO front and center that seem good on paper but then find out a lot of companies, at least what I'm seeing in the data center field, are phasing out CISCO making it more obsoletewhat cert did you get?
>>736204221comptia a +
>>736203227Incels don’t usually work for very long because paper money isn’t very useful is it. They’ve actually just been killing themselves in their 40s for like hundreds of years lol and somehow women keep breeding. Theyre like animals and probably pedophiles who want to touch their own children, and don’t care that their children will basically hate them and will be dying painfully.
>>736204221Man, I am not going to take career advice from a faggot who can't even form a sentence properly.
>>736177148It's a fake job45% of all listed jobs don't exist, they're listed for tax purposes, data collection, and to give HR shit to do
jiggie.funStarting with slutty squids https://jiggie.fun/R539ez
>>736200842You want tots? I'll give you tots.https://jiggie.fun/46fpn5
Good thread.
>>736201396retard is another correct term to call them yes. that porn use to be very popular early-mid 2000s
>>736203237Rave lolishttps://jiggie.fun/NwGstP
NSFW 3 Loli pics - Cups, Lavenza, Idols~360 perhttps://jiggie.fun/CF0JTD
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
>>736199994It's just that it took me an embarrasing amount of time to get to that. I guess I'm a little slow
>>736200046You're still chewing on the game, thats fine. THis is what the bi leagues looks like.
>>736200162 (me)Wrong gif
r8 my parade rocket fuel design
>>736202045Speen/10
What vidya character?
>>736203786when it's healthy for you and you're not violating the rights of others absolutely
>>736203450and his coloring is still way off despite that
>>736203256>>736203038artist?
Left is sexy too tho
>>736203038God bless Mucc.
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
Happy birthday to the groooooouuuuuund.
You are not being told to fuck off.
Nerd
You are not enslaved to my will.
Me enter thread. Me dominate.
Why did they choose to copy Warped? It's the weakest game of the PS1 trilogy. They should've copied the first game or Cortex Strikes Back
Twinsanity was such an improvement over this game. Although to be fair, it was created by a different division of Traveller's Tales
>>736200952because Traveler's Tales are a bunch of talentless hacks
I really didn't have a good time with the next game by the Wrath of Cortex people
>>736201282Crash has some fancy hair in the OG Xbox version. I was laughing at it after playing the PS2 version my entire life lol.
WoC>Warped
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
I want to make a bait infographic.Left column is RTS game title, right column is "minimum required APM" and it's clearly absurd numbers, like 150 APM for AoE and 280 APM for starcraft
>>736203628Don't care, game's good.
>>736202960Why should I play something I don't enjoy core mechanics of?
>>736201414>The people who play RTS don't understand how complicated the skillset to play them in MP actually is. Multitasking is not something natural to the human brain,>Im superhumanYes i always knew
We need a singleplayer RTS campaign that actually tests your skills. A simple way to do this would be not letting you savescum through it
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736203656Okay, I'm autistic, sure. Maybe that's why I can't understand that the snuff fetish named after the fact that people die in it isn't actually a snuff fetish because you say so.
I jerked off to the Ring lady's death screen from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion and Android 21. Not proud of it but I have.
>>736204169Because the words used are terrible. Swallowing someone alive does not necessitate the melting to death or suffocation etc. of said someone follows. Consult the trinity:>>736203250
I like birds :>
>>736204257Yes. Then it isn't fatal vore.
>signs you're playing a game made in 2020-2022
What game is that
>>736203783Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
>>736203085Hows it prevent the spread of disease when the diseases are 1000x smaller than the gaps in the mask fibers?
>>736195363This going beyond dated into date raped
>>736200730Half the population has hay fever and spring is full of Gobi desert chink dust in the air, plus polen.My coworkers all have sniffles this time of year.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736190890>Mfw reading that
>>736202140END
>>736169198
>>736204238This was an adventure
>>736204238Thank you for drawing anon. Now it's time to make lots of bunny babies.
This shit is boring as fuck
>>736200575Your writing sucks slopthesda go pander your turd someplace else lel loser
>>736192543Wrong order
>>736200857I love how you retards don’t have arguments other than weapon switching bad and writing in a doom game bad
>>736203507both those things ARE bad
>>736181550There was just enough going on for me to like it enough to beat it, that and I hadn't played a single player shooter in years. I did like eternal more despite the goofy platforming sections. The medieval one was pretty tedious overall.
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736197110Does this has sex? because i don't see the point of the aznFMV games, they don't have sex.What kind of faggot loses time playing a dating sim without sex?!
>>736204194porn addiction isn't a personality
>>736197914A bit of both.
>>736197914Botox Bimbos, you heathen.
>>736204229bitch please, you are litereally defending the lowest form of porn. ever.
>>736202815They're gay. They deserve the druagar lash.
fucking gondians...
"GONDIANS could be here", he thought
>>736202815I've never saved barcus but Wulbren can be fun on evil characters
>>736204020>didn't understand why he had such a stick up his ass about the gondians>get to the fight where you're 'rescuing' them and the retards keep running off and trying to commit suicide by golem>suddenly get it
HEY, INMATE!
>>736201569>Their butts and thighs have no definition at allThey're children.
Raidou 2 when?
>>736201881After you go back in time and make the remaster of 1 sell decently enough to justify a remaster of 2.
>>736203814The 1 remaster was hinting very very hard that 2 was guaranteed to come out anyway.
The lamb or the goat?
Dedicate your life to the Lamb.
>>736194161>Scots vs MuslimsI'm converting to Islam to fuck the goat
>>736200929FAT goat I want to SPANK
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736201697Jokes on you even resting cancels it
>>736200234Filtered.
>>736202002Ah, Bezos worker. I see.
>>736159002I kinda wanna start 2 someday. I feel like maybe people have underestimated what Kojima tried to say with it. I feel like he must have thoughts about where the world's headed lately, and put some of that contemplation into the new game. Death Stranding 1 was pretty good at reflecting on the whole Covid World, but also the theme about globalization IMO. MGSV was already touching on the topic of language and national borders being used to hide secrets, and Death Stranding is kind of about how "Now everyone's connected through a weave of information online."I feel like the "Should we have connected" premise of DS2 could be about how it's too late to stop the Old Order from spinning out of control now that things have gone south, since the Russia war started or something. I'd like to play the game and see what it's about.
>ghost mechs on other side of cliff hear gunfire>walk all the way to the camp to fuck with me>don't even attack the other faggotsGood lord. Also I wish we could rewatch cutscenes in game. No I don't want to watch them on youtube
