April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
Sweet thanks kid.
This is not a subliminal message.
Happy birthday to the groooooouuuuuund.
You are not being told to fuck off.
Nerd
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736197587I honestly thought this was an Earthworm Jim when I saw it.
>>736202271You browse reddit, so you're not fun anywhere.
vacas never die
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>>736197571Could you cow down?
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
post kliff
we're going home bros
>150 hours in and just had my first crash and it happened during a big battleffs
>>736202427what sort of pile are you playing on? i have never experienced this in 60ish hours
Is there still that bug where the champions just refuse to appear no matter how much you win? Is it even a bug or is there some hidden condition?
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736203425I _love_ CrossCode and I'm looking forward to Alabaster Dawn.
>>736203776I'm the same age and I really liked it. You might have to turn the reaction speed for the puzzles down some though. I ended up beating it at 100%, but I was tempted to turn it down because it was frustrating getting the timing down on some of the puzzles.this is some of the shit you'll have to deal with:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLvW58xIxE
I hated the overworld navigation but the dungeons were fun
>>736204014Yeah that part was annoying, there wasn't enough depth perception for some of the platforming you needed to do, so it ended up being frustrating even getting around sometimes not even just getting the chests.
I enjoyed Crosscode, pretty fun ARPGI became irrationally angry and sad at the first town filled with fake players, having felt nostalgic for old mmo's and PSO, and dealing with the knowledge that era of games no longer exists and will never again.
Which way EOP?
>>736203585>it's a lot lessa boost to reading comprehension is nice either way, even if you have to make a leap or two along the waya bunch of slav languages have similarly sounding words with distinct but related meanings
>>736203703No, the grammar specifically is easy. It's the vocabulary that's hard, particularly the written. You know how english cursive just doesn't exist anymore? Written japanese is becoming like that (probably)
>>736203705Shouganai is not particularly interesting unless you're actively looking for people to fail at it.
>>736203703No. They learn it slow because they have like 6000 letters or something.
>>736203705The issue there is that various different versions of that phrase sometimes get funnelled into the same old cliche. Forget stylistic liberties that could be taken with lazy schoolboy / stern father / dejected soldier all saying it differently. The stupidly complex Japanese context can convey anything from "that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth" to "time to do some dirty work".
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>>736199071That's not long enough to 100% the game, keep going.
>>736199071I can't imagine being such a shit taste and insufferable faggot that you have to force yourself to 100% a game as shitty as vanilla Fallout 4 just to post it on /v/. In less than 80 hours no less. At that point I would probably be too burned out to even try out modding.
>>736199071>cheevo hunterFaggotry noted
Play survival modeSeriously, survival turned this game into a 9/10 for me
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736203057Same turn reinforcements are completely fine so long as you're not spawning them right on top of the fucking player like FE6. If that isn't what's happening and you're still complaining you simply got filtered.
>>736203505Nah, Thracia and Binding Blade are both based strategy games in spite of having ambush spawns. They'd just be even better without them.
>>736203521Missing a few enemiesKilling the boss stops the reinforcements but you need to wait until Vyland appears or you can't recruit him. So you want a dracoknight to fly over at the right time with a hammer, starsphere, lightsphere, and iote shield. Or just kill the reinforcements normally.
>same turn reinforcementsShould be handled the way they were in the DS games, i.e. they're only STRs on hard+ modes, so that way STR whiners can have what they want by playing an appropriate difficulty level for them, while real players can enjoy an actual FE game.>romhacksGay. Never touch them.
>Google's new quantization method allows small cards to run HUGE models (16gb card running a 70B)>Kimi's new context method allows for basically infinite context>Claude source code leakedHoly shit AI bros, it's fucking happening. We're about to dump countless enormous buckets of jizzum. Just two more weeks, unironically. Believe.
>>736186348Are you functionally retarded?
I have reverse-FOMO for graphics cards. Stuck on 12GB of VRAM, have plenty of money to upgrade, but afraid that the moment I buy a 6000 or something, some new breakthrough will come through that makes it obsolete
>>736186348All of the decent ERPers disappeared ages ago.
i have a 5090an i9and 128gb of ddr5will this help me generate degenerate futanari videos any faster?
>>736204157I think at this point you could buy a 5090 and be safe for quite a while, given that Nvidia seems to have little interest in making consumer hardware.
What vidya character?
>>736202529I first saw this character in porn and was bored as shit about her but then I found out she was a small tits thick thighs girl and now I question why the artists fucked that upI don't play Genshin
>>736203786when it's healthy for you and you're not violating the rights of others absolutely
>>736203450and his coloring is still way off despite that
>>736203256>>736203038artist?
Left is sexy too tho
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>>736203503theres enough combat in every metroidvania, and theres exploration throughout the game always.
game is retardedly massive, pretty close to silksongs map size.i wish metroidvanias would cut the fat a little more instead of being in an arms race to make the biggest metroidvania.Game is good otherwise, combat atleast is massively improved compared to grime 1, i do think on standard you are a little too squishy in the midgame areas
>infinite throwing knives weapon when some enemies slowly walk towards youI wonder how it'll turn out lategame...>>736203987I didn't play grime1 but I can agree, combat's really fun so far at the start (and I am super squishy goddamn)
>>736198628>Beat the semi-secret boss never having gotten the double jumpI'm still kicking myself.
Uh is there no punishment for dying? The game isn't telling me to go collect my dropped grimecoin or anythingif so that's good, I have having to corpsewalk in games like these
What game is this from?
>>736165351boomers WILL learn zoomerkino
>>736165351tumblrslop
>>736167952No. I hate it. I really do. It’s literally just every 2020s writing cliche thrown into a fucking blender and given a mascot horror theming. >Hey guys, what if this cynical asshole was ACTUALLY deeply insecure about himself? Never seen THAT one before except for Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, literally any "adult" cartoon that tries to be deep >What if this funny old man was a tormented scientist with amnesia! I bet you never seen that before except in Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, literally any sci fi cartoon! Not to mention the art is fucking hideous. Look, I get it’s supposed to look gawdy on purpose. It’s trying to emulate early 2000s CGI, but it makes zero effort to to do so. You want an animation that commits to a retro look? Try ENA, it feels like a trippy old video game. And it’s camera work, low resolution, and low quality audio back that up. This show puts teapots in the background and has a few collision glitches then calls it a day. I forget this is a video game setting and not a shit student thesis film. The creators a troon who keeps revealing shit about the show on tumblr instead of just adding the damn details to the show to begin with. Leading to every discussion being about predicting fan theories or "Gooseworx said X! Gooseworx said Y!" LEARN TO LET YOUR ART SPEAK FOR ITSELF DAMN IT.I genuinely believe GLITCH viewbots and pays jannies to astroturf this show. The constant praise it gets online never feels earned.I hate their marketing strategy too. It’s this type of ironic capitalism. Where you point out your grifting people to their faces and we’re supposed to applaud the honesty. "Hey! Here’s our 40 dollar Pomni plushie! Don’t JAR it ya sick degenerate! See? We know what jarring is! Aren’t we so hip?" Then they have the fucking nerve to do this then complain about content farms stealing their con. This show deserves every ounce of content farm milking it gets. Because it’s not art, it’s mass marketing.
>>736166665where did the fish hat come from
something something peak
fucking starvation lobby
This game is comically fragile I swear
>>736202838punished jimmy
>>736199065https://files.catbox.moe/28py2e.mp4So sad
>>736099498>https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Pahsiv/MyBananaDontHurtMe/heres one of the optimization mods to improve performancesomeone (not me im a lazy faggot) should make an infograph with the rest of them, like that old bloated lobby hosting guide
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
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>>736204078I wish I were half as handsome
>>736204004I don’t think it’s really like that, you could probably pound adas ass as hard as you possibly could and it wouldn’t feel like anything was touching your dick. Maybe if youre black, but black boys are cheating. Graces pussy would definitely make you cum just from handholding missionary from looking at her angelic face.
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736203749we're in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/jorbs
>>736203343Why would anybody ever get the exhaust pot? Fresnel Lens always wins, it's no real choice
>>736203412mechaknight is nemesis without the intangible, meaning he suckssoul nexus is an obvious placeholder that lacks mechanicsthe three knights are cool though
>>736203808Yeah, that means that the event is imbalanced. As it stands, everybody goes for Lens. If it were an Act 2 event, you'd have fewer card rewards ahead, and that makes the Lens a less braindead autoclick.
>>736203808yeah only reason to get exhaust pot is if you believe it's the only thing that could make you beat the next elite or the boss
>>736202625I don’t think I’ve ever saved the deep gnomes in any of my playthroughs. I always hear about this character but don’t think I’ve ever actually talked to him.
>>736202815They're gay. They deserve the druagar lash.
fucking gondians...
"GONDIANS could be here", he thought
>>736202815I've never saved barcus but Wulbren can be fun on evil characters
Sega could just release a "Definitive Edition" of this easily. All they have to do is flip some hidden switches in the code, and missing animations and physics are restored, and graphics closer to the E3 footage. I swear the only bad thing about 06 are the town maps.
>>736202146Agreed, although Frontiers was quite good. I quite enjoyed it. Fuck you if you disagree.
>>736201692>I swear the only bad thing about 06 are the town maps.And every Silver section. And every vehicle section. And every mach speed section. And the bosses. And the story.
>>736202382The mach speed sections are high points, where the ambitions of the game shines.
>>736204087Yeah it's great to see a Sonic game where Sonic runs into a wall and dies.
>>736204167It's easy to die on those parts, but I hardly ever bumped into a wall and died on it. It's just the bottomless pits and lack of ability to turn during jumps, which is something that is also fixed easily with a mod, and something they could just do for a remaster.There is nothing wrong with a bit of arcadeyness that Sonic just goes, and you fail if you run into something with no rings.
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
>>736200773>Gridman>PopularLol
>>736203391Yeah, ignore the fact that it gets new figures and merchandise almost every month, no one cares about it.
>>736202839>>736203064is this a normal heterosexual reaction?
I'm horny asf after the spanking scene. You could just tell that Mekami Shifty enjoyed being spanked and wanted the commander to spank her. Too bad, Counters cockblocked us.
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
>>736202995Demons are white socialist coded.
>>736203037are the white socialists in the room with us right now?
>>736190810>demons are constantly shown to be some of the most objectively evil fuckers possible is such a joke.hmmm... sweaty, do you realize that your post resembles certain behavioural patterns from certain human races?
What's the sexual appeal of Frieren anyways?
>>736195536Ass + feet (covered) is the best
>kill rat>it drops greatswordso why wasn't the rat using that sword when it attacked me? was it stupid?
he ate it
>game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet
>>736202643phe prefers the term Pen tester.
My cursor will become 3 orbs which shift hues and colors until its so ingrained in me I cannot think of it as anything else as I steal my competitors grease and use it to make bone scones.As the Cortex and the Consort intended.
>>736196330I do wonder how would it be like to play one of those "god simulator" games like Populous or Black&White but from the perspective of a simple pleb. Might work in a hybrid VR/desktop game - I've seen s couple of those, but maybe it's way too niche.
>>736202843if you add comedy to it, it'd work. think people would get it and enjoy it if it was done well.you're just trying to live a normal life and you're plucked up into the air and dropped miles away and given orders.next day your quiet village has 20 identical barracks outside it, the next day 40 and all you wanted to do was farm.
Custom cursors for games are always peak sovl. Doubly so if the cursor changes a little when you click on something, like the finger moves, or it lights up or whatever.Always a sign of the developer wanting to immerse you just that little bit extra.
