if tomorrow the Switch 2 would be hackable just by downloading a program from github and connect your console to the pc through the usb port and have a fully free protected side-store built-in with cheats available too, would you buy one?
>>736213542>it will never happenIt always happens and will happen to switch 2 sooner or later
>>736213651The countermeasures are pretty hardcore. I don't see it happening till the console it's at it's EOL. Maybe even later.
Wishful thinking: The thread
>>736213651you underestimate how ridiculously overengineered it is. they created their own custom microkernel OS from scratch just to make it as secure as possible which is almost unheard of in consumer tech.it's not literally impossible for the switch 2 to be hacked but it is extremely unlikely unless a pissed off former engineer decides to fuck nintendo overnintendo are firm believers in the idea that you do not actually own what you paid for and they will always get away with it because their customer base will pay money for literally anything
>>736213596do games get discounts often like on steam?
Ok, I want you to tell me what vidya games you think this guy plays, for fun.Go.
Oh gee uh, I dunno... Factorio? Captain of Industry? Or maybe Civilization I guess?
>>736214139Ohh ohh Factorio and Civ, interesting so like blue collar, dry, bottom of the barrel immersive management sims for nerds right?
won't someone think of poor 3d squeldon? im so sad
Cute Sisters.
>>736186826>I LOVE THE JANGLING KEYSGG retard
>>736183661Here's superior Princess Peach game.
>>736195735IT WILL BE DUSTBOOOOORNNNN
The part where Peach got big and threatened Wart made me feel funny
>>736178663how would you write peach instead?
I buy games I never plan on playing because I like seeing them in my library.Surely I'm not the only one who's guilty of this.Who else /game collector/ here?
What was the plan with johto's dex?
>>736214570The plan was to have a dex that was about 50% babies and cross-gen evos, but then they reworked the entire dex and had no idea where to put many of the Pokemon, so they put a number of them in completely random places as 1% encounters.
Marvelous is interested in bringing back Senran Kagura in a form suitable for the current era.
>”we’d like to bring Senran Kagura back”>AAAH CENSORSHIP!Why do you want to feel oppressed so badly?
>>736211898if they dress all the senrans in nun habits and hijabs but make their tits even bigger i'll buy
>>736212902i WOULD want them to put multiplayer in it, it made me mad that they just dropped it for burst renewal, and that neptunia just gave up on it after 2 gameswe need multiplayer pervy games man. true men bond over massive milkers and washboards
Didn't the original creator leave because sony is full of fags?
>>736212307boliceman remains based to this day. that rekt wall in the background showed soulful authenticity...he was a genuine autistic poorfag
It seems 0.9i is going to be the final update of the "Alpha" version of the game, From here on out we're going into 0.1 Beta and according to some rumors here and there on the dev's discord, we're getting another 45 days before we're out of betaWhich means the full game will have around 90 days if not going straight into 100 if the dev can focus on the story for once instead of adding more menial shit to doAre you ready for the next Voices of the void Update?
>>736214312after 10 years
>>736214452The dev has to place more obscure and esoteric events only made for streamers, please understand
>>736214312Have they fixed anything after that one update made it unplayably shit?
AEIOU.
>>736210837NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
>>736211179>x(cross)Fucker.
>>736210837?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>7362144649999999999999
FOOTBALL!
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>Re-review it.>Gets a worse score.Please. It would be so fucking funny.
Why the fuck is /v/ so gung-ho on Crimson Desert? Do we have Koreaboos here now?
>>736214390a good chunk are just anti japan contrarians
>>736182319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z5eZTJai1w
I thought game reviews didn't matter
I just referenced Wind Waker to two 19 year old girls, and neither of them knew what game I was talking about. One of them said it sounded familiar. When I told them it was a Zelda game, they gave that unfamiliar "ohhhhh" that people do, when they kind of know a thing, but not really.I did the math and realized that Wind Waker was older than both of them by 3 years. I feel so old.
you should've just pointed to the shirt you were wearing.
>>736214232When is it coming to the Switch 1 Nintendo?!
>>736214230They're both gamers. So I thought that at the very least, they would recognize the title. Even if they don't know the exact thing I was referencing.
>>736214404Shoulda brought valorant or something.
>>736214161>>736214404You weren't attractive enough.
>"men" who openly play porn games on steamWhat is your problem? Do you have no shame?
>>736213902Stop blaming others for your own failings of character. Fucking own it you limp wristed sissy.
I don't care if the anyone see me playing Nekopara. Maybe if I was into weirder shit it'd be an issue.
>>736208640Thank fuck. Hopefully we go extinct.
>>736207805I don't think my friends of 20+ years care if I jerk off.
>Hear about "Hold Me Tight All Night, Onii-chan!">Synopsis says "When two researchers are desperate to find a way to help their sickly son, they come up with a unique course of treatment... by hugging!">I'm Type 1 Diabetic, so the idea of physical affection being used to treat a chronic disease is appealing.>Know it is ecchi and will probably involve incest.>Not particularly into that, just want to see someone going from unwell to better through love.>I don't want that shit appearing on my Steam account.>Buy it direct from the publisher's site.>Start it up.>MC is already sleeping with his sister, talking about how good she smells.>Close game.>Can't get a refund because I didn't get it through Steam.>Still Type 1 Diabetic.
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736213269try langrisser
>>736213582I just found out that all these nopan Shannas are just commissioned from the same guy. Why does FE have so many single-issue commissioners.
>>736213758He should commission more of them, the world needs them.
>>736213758If an FE girl exist they have commissionfags.
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>>736198295What would you even do inside every building? Go check out the office water coolers? Go grocery shopping? Waiting line? Larp around NPCs?
>>736213836Whatever casual.
>>736209720The "modders do it for free" argument is the most stupid, retarded take anyone can conjure up. Think of it like this: You plant a tree in your garden. Great, took some effort right? Now please recreate the entire planet from scratch by yourself. Should take you what... An afternoon, two? Modders work on top of systems created by hundreds of people over several years. They're not building a game by themselves, they're putting a little hat on top of it. Even total conversion mods are just altering what's already there, with a tiny, small fraction of the effort.
>>736213781I don't understand why they're making a sequel instead of just GTA:Oing this game
The main story could’ve been complete garbage or even nonexistent and I still would’ve played it if the open world was fun.Just fix that and we’re good.
So, what do you think about Peach x Rosalina?
>>736213089Please understand it makes the normalfags feel icky so you CAN'T post it
>>736212213You could say shemales since that's what you're really after
>>736212986Being a tripfaggot is ten million times gayer
>>736212986
>>736211552>Nintendo wants to stop people from making porn of their characters>makes two of their characters suddenly related>reports websites hosting porn as hosting illegal content (incest) to get them taking downIt's really a genius move, if you think about it.
let's play a game, /v/! see if you can guess the fighting game character based on the hitbox! (bonus points if you list the exact move)
>>736214231slayer
>>736214340correct! that was his 2H
this one's a little tougher. one hint i'll give you is that it's a MUGEN character
>>736214524dark donald
>>736214569incredibly close! it's just regular donald's uppercut
Why can't women in Vidya be both modest and attractive?
Rukia lost btw
>>736212584READ THE MANGA
>>736212584>plain>big breasts>makes good gyozawife
>>736212393>modestYou sound like a SJW faggot
>>736213136Orihime is hot
look who came out of his bunker!
ayy lmao
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736178554>children are pedophiles now>because they get nudes from other children>teens being attracted to other teens is pedophilia?????You mindbroken twatteroid cunts. Kill yourselves holy fuck
>>736178554what an absolute pile of nothingkys twittertard
>>736214276What's the difference between an 11yo sending nudes to a 14yo or a 34yo
>>736214359What do you think you galactic retard?
>>736214457Every single thing that could be said about the older man could be also said about the teenage boy>He was older and mature enough to be able to manipulate the child into sexual activities for his own personal satisfaction
Essex thread.
>>736213857what is the answer to sex?
2027 will be the year of Square.
FF17 is not releasing until 2029 minimum.
Title will be Final Fantasy VII Reclaim
>>736206903>not Reunion
>>736211134>not ReunionCorrect.
Q1 barely ended and you already gave up on 2026...
