Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736204279Its a kids movie dude not Citizen Kane
>>736204279not a single creature with a soul is defending this. the critics hate it. the audience view it as a waste of time even for a kids movie. kids wont even like it, they'll instantly forget about it just like mine craft movie as its a hollow husk with zero substance.Corn syrup, if you are a muttoid needing a food analogy.
>>736155367New Star Fox similar to adventures and a reskin of star fox adventure this summer
>>736204473not a valid defense.WALL-E was a "kids movie"kids deserve much better than this brainrot trash.
>>736204473Not that anon, but fuck you. No one ever watched Spirited Away and said>why did they bother putting this much effort in to a kids movie? when they could have just had Jack Black rapping about fried chicken in front of a green screenMore to the point, why are you in this thread? Why not go to the thread for the new Tak & The Power of Juju movie? BECAUSE THERE IS NO TAK MOVIE, MARIO GOT BIG ENOUGH TO HAVE A (SHITTY) MOVIE BY MAKING QUALITY PRODUCTS 'DESPITE' CHILDREN BEING THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736204226Our world is a grand sandbox, anon. I genuinely think that MMOs can make a return in our timeline, not all is lost
>>736204226It's sad because someone could make it, but the issue is that you would eventually have to populate it with NPCs once people stopped playing the game. I think the only active MMOs are like FFXIV
Yeah.Shame about those character designs.
>>736203857So, not a game with Deviantart artwork, right?
>>736204226I just spent the last few days playing a fishing browser game made by kino-starved devs. https://vibes.fish/I do think these things are bound to return in some fashion.
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
What would their children look like?
>>736204152some fish women with a design like zone-tan
>>736204152Powai would never fuck a human she is getting her holes filled by Hilary's hair tentacles.
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736204521Either works, I emulate often on my phone so that I can play FE instead of putting up with the crime against humanity that is phone games.
Nope it’s actually Mother 3’s Anniversary Month! :)
>>736204661>>736204693NOSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>736204521I prefer handheld consoles and don't like phones, so I usually play on DS or emulate on vita
>>736204720Reinforcements move from who knows how far away to reinforce, why would they move on the same turn after that?
forgotten.....
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>>736192473I spent about 22K on that pack alone (f2p). On the 22nd pull I got the alt art CbtG, which is funny because I don't even run it and have 2 royals already.I think it's just bad luck. I got about 5 IP and 3 SP over the course of the pulls, but never got any Psy-Frame cards which I had to craft.
>>736203382That gloss is fuckin ugly, I would dust that over the regular
>almost lost to Goblin Bikerholy fuckI didn't know what it was at first so I wasted my interactions, but that deck can play for days apparently>opponent opened GBGW, Engraver, Fuwa, Crossout, Called, Terrortop
>>736203446he did dust it, his post are on tgapparently he also got skateboard s:p out of one of the bundles, the ones with the mate and 10 packs but not even a guaranteed SRit's just shitty luck bruv, why even spend so many gems on a alt art that looks WORSE than the original?
Cimo status?
What game is this from?
>>736167952No. I hate it. I really do. It’s literally just every 2020s writing cliche thrown into a fucking blender and given a mascot horror theming. >Hey guys, what if this cynical asshole was ACTUALLY deeply insecure about himself? Never seen THAT one before except for Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, literally any "adult" cartoon that tries to be deep >What if this funny old man was a tormented scientist with amnesia! I bet you never seen that before except in Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, literally any sci fi cartoon! Not to mention the art is fucking hideous. Look, I get it’s supposed to look gawdy on purpose. It’s trying to emulate early 2000s CGI, but it makes zero effort to to do so. You want an animation that commits to a retro look? Try ENA, it feels like a trippy old video game. And it’s camera work, low resolution, and low quality audio back that up. This show puts teapots in the background and has a few collision glitches then calls it a day. I forget this is a video game setting and not a shit student thesis film. The creators a troon who keeps revealing shit about the show on tumblr instead of just adding the damn details to the show to begin with. Leading to every discussion being about predicting fan theories or "Gooseworx said X! Gooseworx said Y!" LEARN TO LET YOUR ART SPEAK FOR ITSELF DAMN IT.I genuinely believe GLITCH viewbots and pays jannies to astroturf this show. The constant praise it gets online never feels earned.I hate their marketing strategy too. It’s this type of ironic capitalism. Where you point out your grifting people to their faces and we’re supposed to applaud the honesty. "Hey! Here’s our 40 dollar Pomni plushie! Don’t JAR it ya sick degenerate! See? We know what jarring is! Aren’t we so hip?" Then they have the fucking nerve to do this then complain about content farms stealing their con. This show deserves every ounce of content farm milking it gets. Because it’s not art, it’s mass marketing.
>>736166665where did the fish hat come from
Marry and reproduce
>>736204205asdfmovie16
>>736165351The Amazing Therapy Circus
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736186510Forced hate nonsense.
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>736185532Super Mario Land, you literal troglodyte.
>>736204218I think the indian gambling ads are funnier
>>736204292Was that the casino pinata from the garbage star wars movie rips? I agree. Loved those when they got overlayed at the finale.
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>me>no play games>gamer
>>736204659Then why are you so goddamn boring then, chud.
>>736201508Why did mario say the mean word
>>736204727Are you admitting to being an avatarfagging tranny?
Home Alone?
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
>>736202903It's not a game.
>>736203821It is, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.
>>736201992What if you had a functioning brain and could understand the middle ground?
>>736199472I got this game on my phone a few years ago and I've pretty much only played it when I'm waiting for my plane at the airport, it was an ok enough time waster for when you have absolutely nothing else to do. But then I found that not only was this originally a PC game, but /v/ actually shills this shit for its braindead "gameplay" that's as interactive as the average AAA walk and talk section. Just shows how much you can trust this board on anything regarding the topic of actually playing video games instead of staring at steam charts all day.
>>736199472>Gregor does /v/ even use that anymore?
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736204750than men*
>>736204585male 'ally' spotted
>>736204613She just about one-shots everyone in the movie, something mario doesnt do
>>736204262Peach is a Polytheistc war goddess
>>736204676Not really, he only performance way worse than her when he was on the training course
What's your excuse?
Rhodesian war game when?
>>736204656>play as the blacks>set your sight to maximum range for more damage
Rhodesia? What's now known as Zimbabwe?
Here's your female character bro
>Let's draw the main character from the previous game, but make him into a girlBravo Capcom
>>736203802Thank you.
>>736204643a cute tomboyish schoolgirl no lessthey kind of did it twice
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736202496>or the unchecked passion of underpaid interns.>anon grows up and understands what labor/work actually meansnot too late I see. I too was retarded
>>736200287>twitter screencap thread>by a Spanish speaking turdI’m tired boss
>>736202496He's desperate to be a Walt Disney without understanding Walt wanted to actually try and benefit society and died before he could shit out EPCOTMiyamoto just sees an eccentric man that made movies and theme parks, and just outsources it to other companies to make them
>>736202496He understands that video games are about fun first and foremost. He specifically has had story elements removed from Mario games by spastics to make the games fun first. The sudden Miyamoto hate is manufactured Twitter bullshit because the movie followed the same philosophy.
>>736204775>to make the games fun firstbut enough about all the tertiary mario RPGs being dogshit to play
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
i tried this game and i thought it kind of sucked. i dont get what the big deal is. i think the boost mechanic is annoying. it doesnt even really feel like a racing game, it feels more like a boost and health management game. this game just doesnt provide the fun feeling that other racers do. and the controls just feel kind of bad, especially on those pipe maps
>>736203734Nintendo won't ask Sega to make another one or have the talent to make another F-Zero game
>>736204309The dev team that did F-Zero GX at Sega was dissolved a long time ago, a good chunk initially went on to be part of what is now known as the RyuGaGotoku studio but this was literal decades ago.
>>736204145>wireless>WHY AM I GETTING INPUT DELAY WTF?!?!?!?!
>>736203734They know that they can't top it, that anything that tries to be a GX2 is gonna be a fucking abomination and tank F-Zero's reputation into the gutter.
Some people say female chars in games should have lower STR/DEX/CON for realism. If you think about it though, if game devs did that, then playing a female character would be 'hard mode'. >played a male MC? You didn't beat the game
>>736204816Also lower INT
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736203808Yeah, that means that the event is imbalanced. As it stands, everybody goes for Lens. If it were an Act 2 event, you'd have fewer card rewards ahead, and that makes the Lens a less braindead autoclick.
>>736203808yeah only reason to get exhaust pot is if you believe it's the only thing that could make you beat the next elite or the boss
Anyone hosting?
>>736203778>sits there in silence clicking cards>2500 viewerswhy?
>>736203162>enter a fight>all enemies are invisibleWhat a terrifying bug
Aerisu. This is how women act
Why is she still alive?
>>736204251shit
>>736204240She doesn't work at the honeybee inn anymore?that kinda sucks.
>>736204403no but I do like action rpgs, is the combat bad?
>>736204619It's fine but it does get repetitive. Instead of bases like farcry, you get towers. You get like a hundred of them so. But you really should take the story into account though, because it gets pretty fucking cringy and you cant skip any of it. there is a whole movie of scenes in there. so yeah.
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736204153
I miss her, I don't care to listening the granny voice
>>736203953For fuck's sake. Can we be serious for just one RE thread? Just one, man. That picture was probably taken by a woman. She was probably posing for Jill. Then either Jill or Rebecca left the camera in the wrong place and Wesker ended up taking the film by accident. Wrong camera, I guess.
>>736204186Kek. I'm afraid the brainrot is terminal, anon.
