>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
Uh is there no punishment for dying? The game isn't telling me to go collect my dropped grimecoin or anythingif so that's good, I have having to corpsewalk in games like these
>>736198628as far as i can tell there is no double jump in grime 2 but instead you get a very versatile grappling hook and walljumping + long dashit could still pop up as a ability i guess but it would be 70% into the game or something like that
>>736204206you lose nothing but there are a few annoying runbacks to bosses and there are very few respawn checkpoints
>>736204408>you lose nothingGood enough for meLet me bash my head against brick walls instead of having to do a heckin' darksouls
>>736203987saw someone say story is standalone?
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736199394As far as the "Volume centric heroines" go, I think I like Saori the most>Hoshino? Meh>Alice? She's fine>Hifumi? Okay>Miyako? Meh>Yukari? Super cuteI guess it helps having at least 2 events worth of development alongside being a big part of another volume.
>>736199394When's the marriage?
HINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736187454She is an absolute must pull for, by the way.
This was a very funny prank
>>736203927Who cares?It's not like you're ever going to turn into a woman and have your life turned upside down. Or will you?
>>736204470There's no need to worry about it. Reincarnation will sort everything out in the next round. Consciousness is eternal. Until then, NO FUN ALLOWED.
>>736172587FETISHISM EXPLOSION
>>736204696That's a bat.
why do modern men want to be women so bad?
Just imagine the mogging the ps2 would have gotted if this image was real
>implying the DC could run Yakuzawhat's this, poseur city?
>>736204687Dreamcast was more powerful than the PS2.
>>736204759Not remotely.
>>736204759>>736204874It was certainly not more powerful. But it was close enough that it could have held its own - if not for the business side.
How do we save videogames?
Totally normal. Not late stage capitalism at all. Stop asking questions.
>>736199143An issue remains...
>>736200339>elect orange man>everything becomes more expensive>including consoles>this is somehow the democrats fault>despite the democrats having no powerAmericans are a weird bunch. They just like their candidate and they rationalize the candidate's behavior to fit whatever narrative they like best, even if it goes against their own personal interests.Know another word for that phenomenon?
>>736202038 for the next 2ish years they are already sold out last i heard
>>736204852Until they're not. https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/openai-funding-fears-hit-memory-154500748.html
something something peak
>>736202838punished jimmy
>>736199065https://files.catbox.moe/28py2e.mp4So sad
>>736099498>https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Pahsiv/MyBananaDontHurtMe/heres one of the optimization mods to improve performancesomeone (not me im a lazy faggot) should make an infograph with the rest of them, like that old bloated lobby hosting guide
we kicked!
Floof is using the Atlas mod!
NINTENDO
>>736194207I will now buy the Switch 2
>>736201690>>>/vt/ranny
>>736194207>>736194557NI-N-TEN-DOHIRE THIS MAN
>>736194207>>736194320>"A mushroom… I should take a look at that.">"Collect enough red coins, and I might just have an upgrade for you."
>>736194557The wooly one is cool but needs more detail like buttons for Mario's eyes.
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736159651Pocketpair is legitimately a trash company that relies on being seen as knockoffs of Nintendo franchises. I honestly feel their first game was an even more egregious example of how shameless they are.
>>736204614The little patches get a shitton of people back usually around 130k, if 1.0 is as massive as it's been reported I expect a good chunk so maybe around 300k.
Nintendo losing is always a good thing, fuck those faggot fucks
>>736160030how much funding does 'no thats retarded' take
>>736204824Millions if you wanna make it legally sound
Minecraft taught me diamond is a stronger metal than gold
>>736200995it taught me to reload a rifle, didnt know it was that easy to pull the trigger but still, it taught meim glad i was aiming at the floor
>>736200995Runescape taught me bronze was an alloy
>>736200995Unless you play a simulator game you probably won't learn anything when you play video games.
>>736200995Age of Empires 2 gave me some surface level history knowledge.
I have murky knowledge of things like the sengoku and tokugawa shogunate because of vidyaHowever off base they likely are. Everyone loves some Nobunaga.
You should play this. You technically should have emulated it ages ago.
>>736202279aerith seems like she would be the best girlfriend. She knows a lot about financial poverty, and this gave her more than she was ever expecting. Because money doesn’t buy you a single thing in this world, true happiness comes from surrounding yourself with grace and aerith quality girls except real.
>>736203059Im actually looking to expand my harem. If any girls want to lick my bum clean, I’ve been sharting a lot into my jeans and they’re becoming “stiphhhh”. I got more piping hot diahrea in my asshole waiting to spew all over the floor once I’m done crapping into my jeans. I’d prefer a woman who knows how to eat properly so she’s got some decent sized poos that hold good form. If I can pick the rigid log up with my mouth and carry it like a dogs bone we’re in good form.
>no waifu2x filtergaming is healing
>>736201549I did when it released and I've had access to play it at anytime for no extra cost for the past 25+ years.
>>736204809good girl
The great debate
>>736203629take sword give up wand is Very Hard modeso i always take it because I'm not a bitch who needs to spam Stopga and Gravga to beat the bosses
>>736204285almost true but whichever gets you lucky strike/lucky lucky earlier is also good to considerWell, if you care about synth.
>>736203629How about its a literal childrens game and youre trying to minmax
>>736204665look at this dumb nigger and laugh
>>736204741Youre almost 30, its time to grow up and stop playing games for actual children
>grug bough rockstation 5>grug now feels good>what stones should I steal?
>>736204035What AD? Why year go up instead of down? We coming to 0, we no go back
>>736204035Anon put down that rock and get back in the car. I swear when we we go to the beach you always find these weird rocks and then make up dumb shit in your head so you can post on whatever weird internet sites you visit.
>>736204035>in 2027 ADanon, stop pretending to be retarded and play GTA6 like the rest of us
>>736204312>GTA6He said 2027 ad not 2028 ad
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>>736197426More freeroam and stuff to do. Different hotels, apartments and making them better, character customising. Less boring. Better shooting, no melee. High frame rate when in sights and most input right stick or gun controller.Gloves so you can interact with the world.No niggers-jews-asians.
>>736198316Yeah, the problem is people thought that they were getting Skyrim: Cyberpunk Edition, when that is not really what CD Project makes. I knew people were setting themselves up for disappointment early on. It was weird, given how popular Witcher 3 was, I would have thought that people would have realized that this wasn't going to be a Bethesda-style RPG.
>>736198572half right. the top shit is actually important and kino to fleshing out the world. you need dumb gang shit during the day, they think they're hot shit but the real motherfuckers is the shit on the bottom.
>>736204513In hindsight, that 48-minute gameplay video really fucked them over. People quickly forget that things they see in early previews can change or get cut later. They even state that in their video.
The styles of clothing. I kind of feel like the anime had the right style and the game seems to be leaning more towards old 80's type shit. Which isn't a bad thing, but if they took more inspiration from the anime/Japanese, it would have a way cooler style.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736202002Ah, Bezos worker. I see.
>>736159002I kinda wanna start 2 someday. I feel like maybe people have underestimated what Kojima tried to say with it. I feel like he must have thoughts about where the world's headed lately, and put some of that contemplation into the new game. Death Stranding 1 was pretty good at reflecting on the whole Covid World, but also the theme about globalization IMO. MGSV was already touching on the topic of language and national borders being used to hide secrets, and Death Stranding is kind of about how "Now everyone's connected through a weave of information online."I feel like the "Should we have connected" premise of DS2 could be about how it's too late to stop the Old Order from spinning out of control now that things have gone south, since the Russia war started or something. I'd like to play the game and see what it's about.
>ghost mechs on other side of cliff hear gunfire>walk all the way to the camp to fuck with me>don't even attack the other faggotsGood lord. Also I wish we could rewatch cutscenes in game. No I don't want to watch them on youtube
>>736204313I had that happen too, and it was my first combat after beating the game and turning the drawbridge q-pid off, so all I could think was>oh, is this how they'll make camps harder? ghost mechs just show up?
>>736204457Kinda disappointed they just walked past each other, you'd think the mechs would try to kill them
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736203435>>wait for the switch 2 pricenigga jewtendo raised the price of the switch 1 last year, if you want one, get one now before it goes up too
>>736189057>>735698791That's my subject line fucker
>>736189057Awesome, that means we're getting Zelda remakes.
>>736193741They linked the original report from Ampere Analysis too, you fucking moron.
Do I get a Switch OLED or the Switch 2 for someone that missed out on the Switch?I'm concerned about the handheld experience of the Switch 2 since it seems bigger and bulky, it's giving me 3DS XL vibes which wasn't really the nicest...
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
It's happening
>>736201868Tsugoi6969
Built for zebrastikas
>>736195731I've been looking for an illustration that has her giving a thighjob, it's from a top down view, I need it but can't find it.
I'm putting together a team
>>736199447Id rather Himari naizuri
>>736197337I just hope the 3D doesn't gimp it too muchBest girls deserve a chance
>>736191895Why are girls in wheelchairs so cute? I just want to protect them and hug them and go to a cute park pushing the wheel while she enjoys the view. I once flirted with a girl whos mostly wheelchair bound but then I found out she's a tranny and dropped her
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736193764
>>736201314>not knowing moetronFucking newfags man
>>736203616Funny how there has been many, many bunny girls but the blue bunny suit has one's mind immediately veer towards Asuna
>>736204518Oh you are an oldfag?Then name all the anime girls part of the moetron fusion
>>736193764DEAD AND FORGOTTEN
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736204226Our world is a grand sandbox, anon. I genuinely think that MMOs can make a return in our timeline, not all is lost
>>736204226It's sad because someone could make it, but the issue is that you would eventually have to populate it with NPCs once people stopped playing the game. I think the only active MMOs are like FFXIV
Yeah.Shame about those character designs.
>>736203857So, not a game with Deviantart artwork, right?
>>736204226I just spent the last few days playing a fishing browser game made by kino-starved devs. https://vibes.fish/I do think these things are bound to return in some fashion.
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
What would their children look like?
>>736204152some fish women with a design like zone-tan
>>736204152Powai would never fuck a human she is getting her holes filled by Hilary's hair tentacles.
