games that left you like this?for me it was 4chan 2026 April fools
>>736203915>check /pol/ew no wtf
>That's it?>That's the sequel to BotW?>That was just the same game again with Garry's Mod bullshit tacked on!
>>736202985ffxii
I wish it was permanent, it's a good gatekeep if it wasn't for the fucking gacha slop.
>>736203257How do I get the joke captcha?
Punished Grace
Princess
Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736210082Bug fat. The bug lady herself is also building sized, but her big, fat bug butt really takes the show. Incredibly heavy and soft, like having a mountain lowered onto you but being totally safe.
>>736210673Love Death + Robots?
>>736200587>>736201042>>736201398yeah i got some of her saved for (You)
>>736210851
>>736210886and that's all i bothered to save
Why did the Imperials ban Talos worship but not other God worship?
Everybody criticizes the Imperials, nobody criticizes Talos himself who does nothing to protect his followers. Maybe the Thalmore is right, hes not a god hes a poser
>>736206935>AYO I FINNA DO NOTHIN DAWG I WAS JUS WAHSHIPPIN TALOS N SHIIIIEEEEETWhen you can mention Talos worship to a high ranking Imperial general and get off with a casual warning, you have to be a complete retard to get arrested for it.
>>736205306>ban is genuinely enforcedThalmor is actively seeking out worshippers, even killing people that worship Talos in a shitty shrine in bumfuck nowhere.
>>736208084>Heimskr screaming about Talos all day in the middle of a trading hub doesn't get arrested>Greymane family can talk about their love of all things Stormcloak and Talos-shaped in an Imperial-controlled city without consequenceYeah, you have to be genuinely retarded (i.e., most Nords) to get arrested for it.
>>736207212This bitch never heard about Arrkay
Just downloaded this. What am I in for?
Good atmosphere, but some of the puzzles are impossible without a guide.
>>736208254Get ready to backtrack and repeat the same stages multiple times. I'd say a minimum of 4-5 times or more on a blind run.>playing this game blindopen your ass cheeks wind anon.
>>736208254it's alright
>>736208254Play the remake instead, it's more straightforward and less cringe.
A shit game but also it is genuinely terrifying Do not play it without a guide. It was genuinely meant to be played with one
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
>>736206830hmmmm...so if i want to sweep before my opponent gets to rise their guard...should i go counter?
>Keshin Armed got updated>but its limited to their OG ownerssurely L5 will update it so everyone can use keshin armed r-right?I need to give my waifu Chaos armed
>>736142696The new Robin looks so cool, a shame it's bugged and doesn't show up in the actual move animation.
>>736142696Is there any screenshots of the differences with the normal Robin?
Why are they giving this movie 30-45~ scores?Its really well animated, Peach isn't as much of a girlboss, The cameos were not intrusive, has a normal child/family adventure movie plot.Is rotten tomatoes filled with furfags or something?
>>736206548This is the biggest cuck argument of all time.
>>736210258It's already the best selling movie released on a Wednesday in history. It will shatter the box office come the weekend.The bowser death scene was fucking brutal I can't believe they showed that in a kids movie.
>>736202445It's barely a movie. It's just references and setpieces on ADHD speed. I can imagine someone who hasn't played the games being completely lost by all the random shit happening.
>>736202445>buster_at_the_computer.jpg
>>736204660>The faces look really badThey use this expression too often, I don't care for it
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736210408So? If I see a poor Defect who's ended their turn with 0 cards left and 5 energy it's my god given duty to Largesse them.
>>736207425>mfw the second Feral hits my card rewardsGG, that block generation was insane. Felt like I barely had to worry about anything besides spamming my 0 cost attacksIt took me until halfway through the run to realize I could turn on fast mode and get to play my cards without having to wait ages for everyone else's shit to resolve
>>736210506Based, I do that too. I'm just saying that that lack of synergy sucks ass and I reported it to MegaCrit via F2 Feedback. Let's hope they have it fixed on the upcoming patch
There should be a pool of multiplayer only relics and multiplayer only events
>>736210753The StS1 co-op mod had those, alongside drawing on the map. It's a shame they haven't ripped those off too, but here's hoping that they'll do it eventually.
Was it honestly really that bad?
>>736206084>was is it honestly really that badAs far as I'm concerned Arkane have a legacy of mediocrity outside Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. And if you're forgiving to another flawed game: Arx Fatalis. They're just not as good as people say they are outside these specific games. They're apparently more capable of delivering an "immsim" than Ken Levine is but from my perspective it's the same levels of mediocrity of Irrational games/2K Boston. So people have a hard time believing that this studio could have never been as good as they thought they were. Redfall is that bad.
>>736206084The AI does not function at all, so the game is basically unplayable.
>>736206084Yes. It was even worse at launch. >>736206241>Some of the best video games of all time have black people in themThis is not one of them. In fact it's the worst game the studio has ever made. Which includes other black leads.
>>736206084Too woke. Buggy as fuck. Not very good even putting those two things aside. A shame really, I kind of like the basic premise of being in a town beset by vampires.
>>736206084It reminds me of Deus Ex Invisible War.For the record I kind of enjoyed IW when it came out, but I have no interest in single player games like this anymore so this game feels especially dated.
I DID IT!!!
>>736210280Thats meant to resemble an xray of an ass, and it looks like a finger is going into the ass. Most of the kids toys are like that. They do it subliminally, so you look schizo for mentioning it. Toys never really made sense to begin with.
>>736210294If you just wanna finish the game then yeah it's probably not worth the grindBut Wakka with World Champion good stats and all reels is one of the op FF chars ever
>>736208779I love Blitzball too.My brother used to play my file just to play blitzball and he was a sportsball normie.
>>736210294I do that too because they always lock tons of optional content before the last boss. Then once you’ve finished it all the last boss just instantly dies, because it’s balanced to be killable without first completing the optional parts that have really op item drops. I’ve never finished ff12 100% because I just stopped playing before doing the last boss. I’ll probably kill it in 0.1 seconds though. Shoutout to that sphere teleport thing into sin, that’s like the coolest map in ffx and totally felt like endgame content. I remember that was like super cool. Probably never going to play ffx again, I beat it so many times dude I can’t handle playing it again. It’s so boringly easy once you know how everything works. It must be so hard to balance black gents in a corridor combat systems? They like never make it challenging, im so bored of this discussion.
>>736206120imagine keeping this, like it's an achievement to press a button hundreds of times. Dear fucking christ. besides if it isn't 999 you're a scrub c'mun step it up
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
Hiroshit has really turned this board into a glorified adspace for Gacha companies huh
>>736209846Your other option for discussions of new games is western DIE wokeslop. Pick your poison. I prefer the one with cute girls, but you're welcome to enjoy pic related instead. Just keep it in a different thread so I can hide and filter it.
>>736209121>akanewife
Can I skip the Edgeworth Investigations games and the Professor Layton crossover and jump into Dual Destinies?
>>736210569I didn't care too much for 5-3 personally, but the moment where Simon just decides to go for a walk when the trial gets too bullshit for him to take was legendary.
>>736210496Dual Destinies is better than AJ at least, that's for sure
>>736210569>>736210681Blackquill hard carried DD.
>>736210496Dual Destinies DLC case was comfy and KINO
>>736210843>the twist about his motives>the transformationvghkino
Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
hi deen
>breaks record >audience likes it >movie “journos” are jealous of the brand effect Another win for Nintendo
I went to a showing in a fairly big town, and the theater was almost entirely empty.
>>736210738>audience likes itDo they? Haven't seen a single person say they enjoyed watching it.
>>736206801I would be genuinely shocked if they use any of the side games as real major plot material. I really can't imagine fucking fawful showing up as a prominent villain. I'd actually lose my shit for it but I just can't see them doing that at all
I went through so many stages of Chinese controller autism just to end up back here
>>736183218I hate how loud their fucking buttons are.
The Switch 2 pro controller has the best joy sticks and ergonomics/comfort and this isn't even a contest, the xbox controller has the best dpad and the ps5 dualsense has the best vibration aka haptic feed back, my favorite is the switch 2 pro controller for anything that doesn't rely heavily on a dpad also hall effect is a meme. Hall effect is good in concept but it's very inaccurate and borderline impossible to perfectly calibrate so while you no longer get drift, now you just have shittier sticks. Gamesir or 8bitdo is probably one of the best for that though.
>>736208223i wish it was actually usable on PC
For me it's this little baby
>>736163783I tried a chink controller.The supposedly better hall effect sticks began having an issue over a year in due to wear on the cheap plastic they use
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
>>736204021'hog on the 'log
>>736204021>the old ones were good cause the main character wore jeansThis is incredibly specific.
>>736204129FPBP
>>736209134For me it's the Tutorial Ghetto.
>>736204143
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736193965>For instance, FFXIV: Endwalker was reviewed well at launch when the only thing it added to the game was the storyThat's fair for the single player jRPG it is
Even if they re review it won't change the fact that it was a 6 until they were bullied into changing it.
>>736182319If these people are going to start re review games, then do that shit to all the games after they got patched.
>>736182408Why? A product can be exciting as a first impression but turns out to be a dud over time, and the other way around can also be true. People do long-term reviews of devices to see if they hold up or age well too.
THOUSANDS of indies were ignored to re-review the corpo game
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736208197Star force finding an audience now means it was always a good product, it just released at the wrong time
>>736210654Or the "audience" got played with the SF4 "promise".
>>736210695A SF4 "promise" wouldn't mean anything in the first place unless the other three games had an audience
>>736210695wtf do you mean promisewe aren't jews
>>736210695The collection is on track to sell more than the originals did, so a lot of people playing it now are new fans.
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736210241Sherry will be retconned to be 15
>>736210449
>>736210449Theirs gonna be no end to it atp. If capcom starts to please these porn addicts then they'll be shooting themselves in the foot.Just look at it. These so called "gamers" are still not convinced by the Alex situation.
>>736209617Sherry was just a meme lads. Don't take it seriously.
>>736210737Yeah right. Stop with this cope already. A meme that literally choked the hell out of Ada/Claire shippers?Who are you guys bullshitiing?
beat this the other day (and I do mean "beat")lets have a thread
There is no game like it and probably never will be. It is amazing to think about how the gameplay itself actually ties into the store on a such a deeper level than you would initially think. I can't think of other games that are FPS that have that level of depth.
>>736202489
I miss this game I should retvrn to it
>>736208698i wonder if any coops servers get activity, feels like a fun way to revisit
I miss /cyg/I miss /cbg/I've been here too long
I have safe retro fatigue
>>736205745Ultima 4 was on console retardkun
>>736198712that isn't retro though?what
>>736208354it's using the 2 different definitions of retro
Hot Take: Shovel Knight is better than a lot of the platformers it was inspired by.
>>736198712whats the one right of super metroid
