What's her name bros?
>>736208813>post concept art to cope
>>736207035>in this thread i will get extremely defensive over a children’s cartoon while simultaneously mocking others for being so emotionally invested in said children’s cartoon
>>736206929She should be voiced by Rosie Perez
>>736206929what an offputting art style
NEXT LEVEL GAMES
How would you r8 this year’s April Fools out of 10?
>>736194534this to be honest familia.
>>736194264I was at the kenny spac cener watching a rocket laucnh, did i miss anything interesting this year? pic related
>>736194264Hardly felt like a prank at all. I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and for something unexpectedly interesting to happen like when the Gura antis of /vt/ got outed as smelly jeets when the boards kept getting dropped last year, but this was just...nothing. Nothing interesting, just>lmao here's a character, do you know them? Great! If not, take the 30 sec captcha penalty
>>736204134I feel the opposite. I don't necessarily love the chaos in the moment but in retrospect those are the most memorable April Fools's jokes. Everyone remembers the board merge and the Easter ones. No one will remember today even happened in 2 weeks' time.
>>736194264god she's hot
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>>736208896Humble brag.
>>736209146Get help soon.
>>736209205Go cry to Jesus.
>>736209269I'm good. I just want you to get ahold of yourself.
You just want me to image dump which is fine by me.
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
Are you trying to bait the cp guy on purpose
>>736202424pretty much the classic pipeline lol. “just bomb through it” is basically Touhou 101 whether people admit it or not. EoSD’s a solid start but man, jumping straight to Lunatic with thprac is where the real brain rot begins. nothing like convincing yourself you’re improving while you’re just optimizing panic bombs
Why are these posts deleted?>>736209274>>736207273 >>736208463
Essex thread.
>>736207923Farewell.
>>736207968
Idolmaster thread
global when
>>736206982hopefully never
>>736207084This unironically. Westerners do not deserve nice things because they destroy them.
>>736206982Theres a reason why https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046480/THE_IDOLMSTER_STARLIT_SEASON/ has no english language
Bump
>Party member leaves party to go fulfill her own quest>Leaves with me her sword, shield, all her armor and equipment>Doesn't even take a bit of the money she helped us makeIs she stupid?
>>736206057>you see her holding hands with a black knight and walking into the tavern all giggly >she rejoins your party but it says there’s two party members now >later on a half orc party member is in your roster randomly without any dialog and has sideways gun skill already trained
>>736206057>dwarf from bg1>Alright! Now I have better fame thanks to you! *leaves*Fucking lawful evil lmao he took all the gear he had equipped and he had my best gear because of how useful he was in combat.
>>736206154FUNASSGIG
>>736206154>DONI'm da boss around here
>>736206154Boner Kiss Back
Why are they giving this movie 30-45~ scores?Its really well animated, Peach isn't as much of a girlboss, The cameos were not intrusive, has a normal child/family adventure movie plot.Is rotten tomatoes filled with furfags or something?
>>736208950>But it's totally enjoyable if you like Mario and are familiar with his games.No it's not.because even then none of the characters even remotely resemble their counterparts from the games.they are the characters in name only.
>>736202445it barely has a plot, just like the first movie, it's just a bunch o references thrown together so tendies can soiface
>>736209179You have brain damage.
>>736209179>Mario>CharacterI can't believe the grand narrative of Super Mario has been sullied by this movieWhat's next, Mickey Mouse? The Sunday funnies? I am literally crying and shaking, mamma mia...
>>736202445>Is rotten tomatoes filled with furfags or something?If they are then the score is actually inflated thanks to Fox.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736159002Why is it so big in China?
>runs like absolute shit for absolutely no reason
This game is hilariously bad. The sluggish rdr2 tier controls, laggy quick menus that take 3 seconds to appear, rehashed enemies and bosses, everything is a fetch quest, pretentious music. And don't get me started on the ending, by far the worst boss fight I ever played. The hitboxes are horrendous, attacks connect while you're missing by a meter or two, the moveset only has attack and block lol. The whole story is even worse, everything hinges on some random dude having THAT BB pod at the start of DS1? Lol, lmao even. And don't get me started on that whole Neil Vana plot. Neil Vanas actor was the only good thing of this whole cluster fuck, amazing actor.
posted it again award
> meet charlie > sam understandably doesn't trust him because he doesn't know who he is or even know what he looks like > "ok sam, what if I project one of your old friends faces on this creepy mannequin and copy their voice? wouldn't that make you feel more at ease?> sam is okay enough with this that he just drops the subject and allows charlie to keep doing itSeems... a bit weird? Honestly I'd rather it just stay as the regular robo voice rather than pretend to be someone else.
What happened to /v/'s activity the last two weeks? It went from like 50-60k daily posts which is already bad post-hack numbers, but it seems like it's declined further
>>736208940NTA, My browser deletes cookies every time i close it. The new captchas are honestly not that bad. Waiting for a minute can be annoying sometimes
>>736208879I know the only one who can save /v/
>>736208879The missing activity is entirely polfagging and an assortment of shitposting.
>>736209293I don't get why /a/ hasn't seen the sizeable decline in activity as some of the other boards. Feels like they've been coasting between 20k-35k posts for years now
>>736209293>why would anybody come here unless they've been here for so long that they can't imagine themselves anywhere else?No Website for Old Anons.
Mooooooooooo
cow sex
>>736198143I think it's funny
>>736208961I have sex with your mom every day
I think cowgirls should be portrayed with huge, rumbling bellies more often.
>>736209131this but just regular cows and it drags on the ground as they walk haha
Now that the day is almost over, I can safely say that this event did, in fact, suck ass.How would (You) make a fun and interesting april fool's event, bros?
>>736206678Are you mad because it wasn't disruptive or are you mad because you're a fag that couldn't spam homoerotic roleplay all over the website
>>736206678The captcha joke was decent it just needed to be more common and should have actually functioned as the captcha for the day. It was kind of lame you barely even saw it and didn't really need to engage with it. Taking the piss out of the new captchas would have been funny, it just wasn't very well executed. If it were me I would have reopened /qa/ for the day and simulated a sharty takeover of the site as a callback to the hack last April, but that's probably still a sore spot for the jannies.
if gurren lagann can be considered the greatest april fools joke ever because of episode 1 debuting on april foolsi can safely say that the super mario galaxy movie is the worst fucking april fools joke IN the galaxy
>>736209073my life is the greatest april fools joke because I was born on april 1st and my life is a fucking joke
>>736206678Anything that makes you want to post or engage with others. Active participation is the formula to success for a great April Fools! That's it really.
IT'S _____ TIME.
>>736209272i would say "shilling"do they pay you per hours or x amount of posts
sneedstorm
>>736209272Power cuck.
>>736209430
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736200754
>>736182319is it because everyone keeps shitting on them about it?
>>736183702all this shit is happening now so it's obvious that game journalism is fucking useless
>>736184482i dont know what they were expecting to be honest if any western game dev does any story revolving racism it will be the most limp dick thing ever because they're still obsessed with not offending anyone
>>736193965>For instance, FFXIV: Endwalker was reviewed well at launch when the only thing it added to the game was the storyThat's fair for the single player jRPG it is
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
Last game I finished is Rance 02, 53 minutes ago
>>736204021>these people are gonna take over as the main demographic of gamesThose people don't buy games, even ones pandering to them directly with troon and anti-white shit.
>>736204021'hog on the 'log
>>736204021>the old ones were good cause the main character wore jeansThis is incredibly specific.
>>736204129FPBP
Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736198778That is the last thing that you see before she lays her eggs inside of you.
>>736199973why is it so big
>>736167350>picAbout time I came across a Bretta/Beretta joke.
>>736209192Because I am attracted to big ladies.
>>736169187>My queen, Heracross plots your demise...
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
For this DLC, all my solutions were super low-cost, high cycle, with compact use of tracks. That way I was immersed in the setting of being an independent alchemist strapped for cash.
>>736168119>just passing the excess offscreenyou literally did not solve it
>>736173759my brainlet conception was that the double arm grabber was only for complex synchronous multitasking so I never used it. Now I see it can be used just to decrease the time to reset after a cycle.
>>736209220Hey it's better cycles than mine bud
>>736159729Is the new DLC worth it, or are all the puzzles too autistic and complicated?
What causes this mentality?
>>736208616Resource management is fun. If you do it like in the webm you're going to run out of sp quickly.Sure eventually you can just oneshot everything with crit build or having enough invigorate to invalidate sp cost, but getting there is also fun by itself.Also every video game is about doing one repetitive task over and over, it's not unique to turn based rpgs.
>>736194949That didn't happen
>>736194949It's actually just racism, but because it's towards Japan it's Okay™ for leftists.
>>736209392I hate japslop more than any faggot leftist.
P5 is one of the most normalfaggot games to ever exist, I don't get it.Probably right next to Reddit Ring in terms of entry level shit for a shit series.
John Tarmac
>>736170550
>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
Dan House-r
>>736189020
Toby Box
did you buy it.or pirate it?
>>736201334>Twin stickWhat the hell were they thinking with this? It serves zero purpose.
>>7362003630 chance I'm buying this at that price with a multiplayer that dead.>>736207486Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.
>>736208103>Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.Unironically?
>open MP>sit at MP menu 4 mins>actually connectwell I mean it’s dead but that’s not the longest I’ve->only connected with one other dude>he leaves immediately>countdown to race reaches 0>”sorry one or more of the opponents left”welpat least the time trial stuff has pseudo-online
>>736208939brutal
