I'm putting together a team
>>736191895Himari can walk, she just chooses not to.
>>736200270Her only option is cheating, to be honest
>>736199447Id rather Himari naizuri
>>736197337I just hope the 3D doesn't gimp it too muchBest girls deserve a chance
What vidya character?
>>736203786when it's healthy for you and you're not violating the rights of others absolutely
>>736203450and his coloring is still way off despite that
>>736203256>>736203038artist?
Left is sexy too tho
>>736203038God bless Mucc.
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
Happy birthday to the groooooouuuuuund.
You are not being told to fuck off.
Nerd
You are not enslaved to my will.
Me enter thread. Me dominate.
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
I want to make a bait infographic.Left column is RTS game title, right column is "minimum required APM" and it's clearly absurd numbers, like 150 APM for AoE and 280 APM for starcraft
>>736203628Don't care, game's good.
>>736202960Why should I play something I don't enjoy core mechanics of?
>>736201414>The people who play RTS don't understand how complicated the skillset to play them in MP actually is. Multitasking is not something natural to the human brain,>Im superhumanYes i always knew
We need a singleplayer RTS campaign that actually tests your skills. A simple way to do this would be not letting you savescum through it
Why did they choose to copy Warped? It's the weakest game of the PS1 trilogy. They should've copied the first game or Cortex Strikes Back
Twinsanity was such an improvement over this game. Although to be fair, it was created by a different division of Traveller's Tales
>>736200952because Traveler's Tales are a bunch of talentless hacks
I really didn't have a good time with the next game by the Wrath of Cortex people
>>736201282Crash has some fancy hair in the OG Xbox version. I was laughing at it after playing the PS2 version my entire life lol.
WoC>Warped
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736203656Okay, I'm autistic, sure. Maybe that's why I can't understand that the snuff fetish named after the fact that people die in it isn't actually a snuff fetish because you say so.
I jerked off to the Ring lady's death screen from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion and Android 21. Not proud of it but I have.
>>736204169Because the words used are terrible. Swallowing someone alive does not necessitate the melting to death or suffocation etc. of said someone follows. Consult the trinity:>>736203250
I like birds :>
>>736204257Yes. Then it isn't fatal vore.
>signs you're playing a game made in 2020-2022
What game is that
>>736203783Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
>>736203085Hows it prevent the spread of disease when the diseases are 1000x smaller than the gaps in the mask fibers?
>>736195363This going beyond dated into date raped
>>736200730Half the population has hay fever and spring is full of Gobi desert chink dust in the air, plus polen.My coworkers all have sniffles this time of year.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736190890>Mfw reading that
>>736202140END
>>736169198
>>736204238This was an adventure
>>736204238Thank you for drawing anon. Now it's time to make lots of bunny babies.
This shit is boring as fuck
>>736200575Your writing sucks slopthesda go pander your turd someplace else lel loser
>>736192543Wrong order
>>736200857I love how you retards don’t have arguments other than weapon switching bad and writing in a doom game bad
>>736203507both those things ARE bad
>>736181550There was just enough going on for me to like it enough to beat it, that and I hadn't played a single player shooter in years. I did like eternal more despite the goofy platforming sections. The medieval one was pretty tedious overall.
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736197110Does this has sex? because i don't see the point of the aznFMV games, they don't have sex.What kind of faggot loses time playing a dating sim without sex?!
>>736204194porn addiction isn't a personality
>>736197914A bit of both.
>>736197914Botox Bimbos, you heathen.
>>736204229bitch please, you are litereally defending the lowest form of porn. ever.
>>736202815They're gay. They deserve the druagar lash.
fucking gondians...
"GONDIANS could be here", he thought
>>736202815I've never saved barcus but Wulbren can be fun on evil characters
>>736204020>didn't understand why he had such a stick up his ass about the gondians>get to the fight where you're 'rescuing' them and the retards keep running off and trying to commit suicide by golem>suddenly get it
HEY, INMATE!
>>736201569>Their butts and thighs have no definition at allThey're children.
Raidou 2 when?
>>736201881After you go back in time and make the remaster of 1 sell decently enough to justify a remaster of 2.
>>736203814The 1 remaster was hinting very very hard that 2 was guaranteed to come out anyway.
The lamb or the goat?
Dedicate your life to the Lamb.
>>736194161>Scots vs MuslimsI'm converting to Islam to fuck the goat
>>736200929FAT goat I want to SPANK
>grug bough rockstation 5>grug now feels good>what stones should I steal?
>>736204035What AD? Why year go up instead of down? We coming to 0, we no go back
>>736204035Anon put down that rock and get back in the car. I swear when we we go to the beach you always find these weird rocks and then make up dumb shit in your head so you can post on whatever weird internet sites you visit.
>>736204035>in 2027 ADanon, stop pretending to be retarded and play GTA6 like the rest of us
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736201697Jokes on you even resting cancels it
>>736200234Filtered.
>>736202002Ah, Bezos worker. I see.
>>736159002I kinda wanna start 2 someday. I feel like maybe people have underestimated what Kojima tried to say with it. I feel like he must have thoughts about where the world's headed lately, and put some of that contemplation into the new game. Death Stranding 1 was pretty good at reflecting on the whole Covid World, but also the theme about globalization IMO. MGSV was already touching on the topic of language and national borders being used to hide secrets, and Death Stranding is kind of about how "Now everyone's connected through a weave of information online."I feel like the "Should we have connected" premise of DS2 could be about how it's too late to stop the Old Order from spinning out of control now that things have gone south, since the Russia war started or something. I'd like to play the game and see what it's about.
>ghost mechs on other side of cliff hear gunfire>walk all the way to the camp to fuck with me>don't even attack the other faggotsGood lord. Also I wish we could rewatch cutscenes in game. No I don't want to watch them on youtube
Brown people love it and they make up most of the world's population so we're in the clear. Jewish critics btfo
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
ENTER
>>736203734I'm so pissed even after all the fixes it still has a good amount of input latency on Switch 2. I got the Gamecube Wireless controller and everything.
>>736204145Skill issue
i tried this game and i thought it kind of sucked. i dont get what the big deal is. i think the boost mechanic is annoying. it doesnt even really feel like a racing game, it feels more like a boost and health management game. this game just doesnt provide the fun feeling that other racers do. and the controls just feel kind of bad, especially on those pipe maps
>>736203734Nintendo won't ask Sega to make another one or have the talent to make another F-Zero game
did you buy it.or pirate it?
i bought it to play online, but there are very few people in online lobbies, even with crossplay enabled>>736201217yes, you skip it
>>736200363Is this a sequel to the screamer from 1996????
I was interested in it but without a demo I decided to hold off.
I just beat the story. It kinda sucked but the final "race" with the main theme playing was cool.I want to undyke the blonde girl. Roisin is so fucking annoying and I hated Hiroshi too.
wasn’t expecting the batshit ramping up to it’s fucking aliens wanting our emotionsit’s like fucking kill la killatleast best girl is still alive post credits, but is Gabriel just fuckin dead? echo bullshit no one’s ever really gone?idk story wise they didn’t deserve to sequel bait like that, dumping a whole bunch of story and lore at the start, a whole bunch of nothing in the middle, and dumping more story and lore at the endand I’m pretty sure a lot of this games designs were just touched up AI designs
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736124832Oh look, another pedo game with trash gameplay *yawn*.
>>736186975Pity that they feel the need to make it a "versus" issue. Combining loli and furry is kino.
>>736203772sauc
>>736204237>he doesn't instantly recognize Dagasi
>>736204237DAGASI
>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
>>736202737>SelvariaI thought Selvaria just went without saying! Of course no one else tops her design...I remember the first battle against her, my eyes were stuck wandering on her large, pointy lance! I haven't played in a while, though I'm confident we'll have no problem reminiscing this Icy Valkyria after we're in motion! It's certainly not an interest of mine, but, It's fun to stir up emotions~
>>736203195I was the same way. My eyes were immediately drawn to them and I've been drooling ever since.You like to tease huh? Well as long as you're ironclad in not posting loli or shota I think you'd find me quite receptive. There's quite a thrill in being pandered to like that.
>>736203480>ironcladSolid~!I do. And I'll happily, eagerly pander to (You) if you could express what Paizurisluts like Selvaria do to you every inch of the way~
>>736203895I have to admit, that prospect is immensely arousing.
>>736204114So give me, Nonny <3Let's take this somewhere else~? <3
