This April Fools event is questionable at best.
>>736203794transfurry board, you're not welcome here
And you still have to do a normal captcha afterward? Very cool, got my ass
why do children like ai generated stuff
>>736203673It's not really weird or scary, I simply reject their retarded bullshit, not because I don't understand it, but because I think it's fucking stupid.
>>736203761Technically they're referencing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnygT6ANLzQ
>>736203826that's a shitty zoomer facebook meme though
>>736203879So what does it mean in the context of that song?
>>736203879
Yrliet
>>736203020>Autistic >Awkward >Abrasive>Never has sex Tracks
>>736197052The idea of her frantically pushing every button at random thinking that will somehow do what she wants is endlessly entertaining to me.
>>736196594Humiliation ritual: the romance
>>736203317>*beeps every button and flips every switch*>Elantach your radio is broken!>Fix it fix it fix it
>>736202775How the hell did you even managed to hit/managed to heavily damaged your own team with Argenta's burstfire? Abelard eats her heavy bolter rounds for breakfast. My shotgun+shield aribter RT, Cassia and Jimmy just dodges it. Pasqal tends to run around so he's not in her firing range.
Mooooooooooo
sex with anthro cow women
>>736201853kek
>>736203043>*sex with cow do it now
>>736202064No. And you should really shave sometime, that neckbeard is atrocious on you.
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736183970you missed the part where your "good vns" don't have generic ass goth girl
*sniff*
Why is Andy suddenly a jealous, suicidal rapist?
>>736203740Andy had a come to Jesus moment last time on Dragon Ball Z.
>>736203740He isn't, people are blowing a few snippets out of proportion again
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>>736196592>3 months in Hello developer. If you're making these claims you have shit tastes, or are delusional. >Looks up game>Literal Jew game>Mobile game companyOh you guys just actually hate video games.
Did grime1 have ranged weapons? This is interesting so far
>>736203503theres enough combat in every metroidvania, and theres exploration throughout the game always.
game is retardedly massive, pretty close to silksongs map size.i wish metroidvanias would cut the fat a little more instead of being in an arms race to make the biggest metroidvania.Game is good otherwise, combat atleast is massively improved compared to grime 1, i do think on standard you are a little too squishy in the midgame areas
>infinite throwing knives weapon when some enemies slowly walk towards youI wonder how it'll turn out lategame...>>736203987I didn't play grime1 but I can agree, combat's really fun so far at the start (and I am super squishy goddamn)
>grug bough rockstation 5>grug now feels good>what stones should I steal?
SEGA is finally listening to their fans...
>>736202234anyone who's not a shitter will say it's royal blue instead of just darker blue.
>>736202234bretty good
>>736202234what's chris chan think?
>>736202234Disgusting. This is worse than the holocaust not happening.>April foolsOh thank Hitler.
>>736202234I will never forgive SEGA after what they did to PSO2
Love it!
>>736203923IT BROKE NEW GROUND
I thought it was two tungs not three...
>>736203923I thought Ai characters couldn’t be copyrighted?
>>736203923>epic paid to license out characters that are not legally copyrightablesomehow not even the top 10 dumbest business decisions they've made
I'm going to Mewgenics!
>>736202767joke or no, you have:brother bobby (i.e. "bob's yer uncle")sister maggy (i.e. magdalene o. moriah)the DJ with the same VA as isaac's dad bitching about a woman named gloria both on the radio and as part of the final boss' battle theme, where the giant godhead cat is called "father" in the files.last isaac DLC added the item "adoption papers", implying maggy might not be isaac's biological mother.
>>736203681they're adoption papers for guppy you giga niggerit's why you get pet shops
>>736203681also I completely forgot the last point, this trailer/song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyWcrDKg9hA>mrs. mary winston jones COULD NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN
>>736202756I followed this artist for their porn before they started drawing mewgenics stuff. Still love their art
>>736203747nigga there's literal babies and fetuses in the familiar item pool
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
I tried to get into Runescape again hoping I could lose myself in it. Like just get addicted to the grind. But I find it doesn't work for me anymore. I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time. Does anyone else have this problem? Why isn't the dopamine hitting anymore? Even the pleasure of "numbers go up" just doesnt work here
>>736202094>I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time.because you are wasting your time
>>736203496Not really, the average RSPS from 2005-2007 had way more gay cosmetics.
Try reading up on history and playing strategy games.
>>736203913Obviously you've seen way gayer shit than me. This should not surprise me.
>>736203530im trans btw if that matters
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736203771The Asimov guy was annoying. Obvious self-insert, not reliable (kept lying and misleading me), plus he was ugly, and the Evotar he chose for him self made me want to steal his lunch money
>>736203425I _love_ CrossCode and I'm looking forward to Alabaster Dawn.
>>736203776I'm the same age and I really liked it. You might have to turn the reaction speed for the puzzles down some though. I ended up beating it at 100%, but I was tempted to turn it down because it was frustrating getting the timing down on some of the puzzles.this is some of the shit you'll have to deal with:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLvW58xIxE
I hated the overworld navigation but the dungeons were fun
>>736204014Yeah that part was annoying, there wasn't enough depth perception for some of the platforming you needed to do, so it ended up being frustrating even getting around sometimes not even just getting the chests.
Play Morrowind Now
>hawk tuah girl has an onlyfans where she posts feet
>>736190331did she ever get them hawk tuahs out?
>>736203052
Between this and that one thread with the TR Sload in the OP that almost got taken over by homosexual fat fetishists, i think it's time to think ahead a little harder when making Morrowind threads
>>736203743>ugly feetGrim
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736202551Jak 2 was one of those high points for me growing up. I remember Mario 64 and OoT as the games that got me more curious about games. Rayman 2 was when I really wanted to own a game and see what was in it. And Jak II was the first game where I hyped it up pre-release, and browsed its website right after we got Broadband internet, just every day, because they uploaded game footage from week to week in the Flash portal.I played Jak & Daxter but it wasn't an experience that sent me over the moon. Jak 2 absorbed me though. It feels like a game that dives deep, and you just wanted to know what happened next, and IMO its story rewarded you with its reveals and the drama between Jak, the Baron and Errol. It all felt very intriguing, and I kinda hold it over the Uncharteds to be honest. I wish Jak 3 was a little better though. I don't like what they did with Errol or Keira, and the "Dark Makers" feel like they should've been defined a bit better throughout the game.
>>736196740How is this different from emulating? If I'd wanted to play random-ass boomerslop I had 20 years to do so.
2 and 3 had a shitty framerate and loadings on PS2, hopefully this is fully 30fps/60fps at least.
>>736203413I've come to prefer 1's simplicity but yeah 2 & 3 as a kid were pretty amazing experiences. The hubs were great then, not as fun as an adult since simply fighting the guards isn't as satisfying as fighting cops in even the older gta's since they send like 3 different things at you at most (three is really improved in that regard with the warring factions in haven city and the weapon upgrades giving you a lot of options to have fun with)Jak 3 was my favorite and i still have a soft spot for it (particular jak's look in that game with the shorter hair again and the precursor armor and light jak looks amazing, I love it) but it's pretty obviously on shaky legs both game desgin and story wise, like the whole thing with veger supposed to be a light enemy in contrast to the dark enemy of errol is not fleshed out at all (veger as a whole is kinda half-baked), and yeah the dark makers are kinda whatever and their concept shits on metal heads too muchI love the ruined haven city and the faction fights a ton though, shit's so cool between the freedom league, kg death bots, metal heads and dark makers
Awww shietsweeet
What vidya character?
>>736202647If you ever grow up you'll realize people seeking images of characters where they look like the character in the game that they became attracted to in the first place is a pretty reasonable preference and not some vindictive agenda against your boner.
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>>736202864shut the fuck up 2014 sounding cuntoid
>>736202529I first saw this character in porn and was bored as shit about her but then I found out she was a small tits thick thighs girl and now I question why the artists fucked that upI don't play Genshin
>>736203786when it's healthy for you and you're not violating the rights of others absolutely
This shit is boring as fuck
>>736200140>game having depth is LE BAD!
>>736200575Your writing sucks slopthesda go pander your turd someplace else lel loser
>>736192543Wrong order
>>736200857I love how you retards don’t have arguments other than weapon switching bad and writing in a doom game bad
>>736203507both those things ARE bad
What video game has the best theme song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkSSbGcaz4
>>736203176https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBrVIVckj_M
>>736203339That's not the theme song though, this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiqJzCp1vSQ
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736200287He had multiple rpg series to let him speak but noooooo
>>736202496Wii Music was a real watershed moment for Miyamoto, it lost him a lot of internal cred and he mostly went to being a cubicle suit after him. His next big pet project as a producer after that was Star Fox Zero and it was another flop, after that most of the actual creatives at Nintendo stopped listening to him.
>>736200287Mario has no personality in the movie. he's just chris pratt.
It is time for nintendo to die
>>736202560You mean Link? He's been sassy since at least WW, he doesn't hold conversations but the way he replies can give you an idea of how he can be portrayed, though I doubt he'll be like that in the movie.
>>736184926i dont think it's that irrational to pay 2k for some random fag to translate your game
>>736201467They're gibsmonkeys and republicans are right.
>They finally get their spanish TL>It's done by this guyHow would they react?
>>736203301>graf mcpig autistwhat the fuck does this even mean?
>>736203710Toby should be careful what he wishes for. Shotacon Dess is preferable to translation drama