>kill rat>it drops greatswordso why wasn't the rat using that sword when it attacked me? was it stupid?
>>736205420You're thinking of Miatamoto. Mitsubishi is the motorcycle company.
Giant rats are unrealis--
>>736209521Where do people’s pet rats pee?
>>736204061his class can't use greatswords, he was bringing it back to sell
>>736204061>kill sword>it drops rat
well, /v/?
>>736210318>>736210330>>736210342
you guys are no fun
>>736210869i cant recognize any of these because i don't play videogames
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736185532That's when it stops being about the games and suddenly about troons and Palestinians. The good ol bait and switch.
>>736209190Galaxy barely has any story to adapt aside from the Rosalina's stuff.
>>736207036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0Nah, it's just this logic in action, you can bet that choosing name actors for the film was an Illumination thing, although like everyone said, the guy playing Fox was actually good, and so are Toad and Kamek, they aren't accurate but they don't sound like the actors.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvUI mean fuck the guy who plays Toad is the skinny taller guy in this sketch.
>>736185532>no sprixies and meowser>no rage bowser>bowser still dry bowser>no king boo>no wart trapping everyone in a dreamworld>no painting worlds>no sunshine and shines and bowser jr never shifted into shadow mario>no wario or waluigi>no tatanga>no koopalings>no dinosaur island>no yoshi's island>no broodals>no mountains of other odyssey contentComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736210437Silly anon you know the rules: one smash bros game per console
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736200621Excessive masturbation. My schedule is pretty packed.
>>736204390You know what? Based
https://files.catbox.moe/ckimpn.jpgomg..
>>736208630hebe diana so cute
>>736158902>SchlepAKA Rubin Sim for people who don't like who Rubin goes after
>Party member leaves party to go fulfill her own quest>Leaves with me her sword, shield, all her armor and equipment>Doesn't even take a bit of the money she helped us makeIs she stupid?
>>736206154>cum>male>butt
>>736206154>pstu>dszdpha>rdwboi don't get it
>Serana leaves to cure herself of vampirism>mfw I am alone now after 60 hoursI don't like it
>>736206154KISSBUTTLOVE
>party member leaves and takes the jeweled butt plug she had equippedI hate when this happens.
Cute Sisters.
>>736191254nerve gas
>>736186391>does the concept of nakama not mean anything to the west?dude like half of shonens end with most of the main cast being related to each other in some way, somehow
>>736209687ICE
>Photo in the theaterWhy do I get the feeling this is some sniveling little rat Mexican chuckling to himself as he's pirating it?
>>736206609IT'S AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
>"men" who openly play porn games on steamWhat is your problem? Do you have no shame?
>>736210065Men are held to a higher standard because we are inherently superior.
>>736209801Can't blame them, their country is going down in flames like never before so they make it everyone else's problem.
>>736208640Good riddance. They suck at all games, not just vidya.
Are there any porn games that are actually good games and not just good porn?
>>736207805>What is your problem?Too many to count.>Do you have no shame?No? I don't give a flying fuck. If my Steam "friends" don't like what I'm about, they can remove me, simple as.
Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
>>736210738>audience likes itDo they? Haven't seen a single person say they enjoyed watching it.
>>736206801I would be genuinely shocked if they use any of the side games as real major plot material. I really can't imagine fucking fawful showing up as a prominent villain. I'd actually lose my shit for it but I just can't see them doing that at all
Mario has a long history of anti male sentiment. Very unappreciated as a man myself. It’s extremely volatile for men to be the victim of sexual humiliating remarks. Their options aren’t the greatest, and it’s clearly being done to trick men into touching less than desirable women, by a cult working for a larger than life conspiracy plot.
This movie is an encapsulation of everything wrong with nerd culture. We truly have reach the absolute peak of corporate shitslop where you get your senses assaulted by special effects and you clap like a seal at all the references that you recognize. Roger Ebert was right about everything
Drove by my local theater, which is a small chain theater. It was around 10am but there was already a line forming outside the theater. On my drive back around 4pm, the entire parking lot was full. This movie about to make some huge bucks.
>>736207149>MarryCammy>FuckApril>KillClownEasy.
>>736211378>those eyes
>>736211449The eyes of a broken soul.
>>736211398*plap plap plap**pla- POP**plap plap plap*
Cammy's too liable to get arrested for wife material, she's a smugglerAlso she probably would have fucked someone to try and get off the hook if she could even while married to you
when is the best nintendie character getting his own new game and movie?
>>736210220their would have to be such an overwhelmingly loud call for it that even Miyamoto could not ignore it. remember these are Japanese people, incredibly stubborn.
>>736210220Never. Miyamoto has worked extremely hard to sideline him as hard as possible. It's actually kind of impressive how he took a character who was more popular than Peach, Bowser, and Donkey Kong, and reduced him to almost nothing.
Kevin's Wario voice is dogshit.
>>736210220Do you really think the Jews at Hollywood would ever allow such a hateful stereotype? They'd rather show fucking Wart, or even characters from other franchises like Fox. I bet they're even leveraging Furukawa to get rid of Wario altogether. You'll never see him again.
>>736210220Didn't that guy "leak" that there's a new one coming this year?
So, what do you think about Peach x Rosalina?
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
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>>736189254Jeanne didn't even get anything like tooth hell For better or worse
>>736198374BREED Lyle
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736199289>in bonglandBrother, this is literally the american female standard.Half plastic, half botox
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>>736208668Prime Lexi BelleLeana LovingsLiz JordanScarlet Skies
>>736210302>scarlet got implantsIt’s so fucking over…
>>736211070>zoomettes are either ugly or producing low quality OF junk>millennials are all either walling or getting bogged>genres are same stale shit they were years and I don't want to go down into the "jerk off at extreme shit to get your fix" rabbit holeHonestly I am starting to lose interest in porn man
What's /v/'s favorite character selection menu?
Uni through Uni Clr was so fucking good but they've ruined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37CZFmoMuU
>>736207959exactly kek
OG meltyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnoa5AiPV78
>>736210012Act Cadenza version A (if we're counting the announcer) > Actress Again > Act Cadenza ver A > Re-Act > Act Cadenza Ver B > OG > power gap > Type Lumina
>>736207264KI is unbeatable for character select screens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekTE1nhxEOw&list=RDekTE1nhxEOw&start_radio=1
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736210620you mean toon logic makes it HOT
>>736211019>ywn knead and massage yoshi's gaping asshole and loose rectum with your bare hands to relax him of his egg-laying duties
>>736207573They don't like tubes in that gameit's just sloshy tummyno tubes all sackbut that is the mean
>>736207573what's so hot about the appendix?people only care about the stomach and the rectum
>>736211310no one cares about the mouth yeah, I see that one poor anon complaining about the lack of oral swallowing. Everyone just shoves stuff into their butt and only up to the rectal hammerspace or teleports stuff into their stomach these days. They hate tubes.
Was it honestly really that bad?
>>736206241I can't think of a single one with a black MC. Maybe FF7 if you count Barret but he's more of a side character. Can you name 3?
>>736206084no it just needed better endgame stuff to do. not any worse than back 4 blood which someone slipped through without getting shit on as much as Redfall.
>>736211294Enemy AI was so terrible even post patch that the game is irredemable garbage.
>>736206084Games with the title X-fall will always flop.
>>736206134/thread
>my favorite game of all time is FactorioWhat type of person do you imagine?
>>736207972bro didn't unlock bots
>>736205747an introvert autist, but a kind soul. Factorio is based and I respect people who are good at it.
>>736207972You can reach a point where you lose track of where your character is because you're doing everything remotely. Holy shit I got my first special captcha after posting all fucking day
>>736205747autistic or german
trend-follower with zero personality
>Huey gunship approaches base from a straight line in the nost predictable path imaginable>Succeed in one strike, immediately gets ripped apart by DshK and RPG's>2 minutes later another Huey gunship comes in hot, dies immediately>Repeat 67 timesWhat causes this?
>>736208189>no bayonet>no underslung grenade launcher>no offset reflex sightlower your tone when speaking to me
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>>736208189NVA experience
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736183832>I don't care that she's mentally ill if she's hot and horny
>>736183832Okay but I regret buying this shit.
>>736211282I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this game enough to buy an earlier version could dislike it now
>>736211325Andrew beats the shit out of Ashley and it's obviously supposed to be erotic, and now Ashley is cucking Andrew. I knew it was written by a woman but fuck, this is peak womanslop.
>>736211325>I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this burger enough to buy it could dislike it now that it's overcooked
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736210242Crimson Scrolls: Breath of the Witcher's Redemption
>>736210008i just got back from a 3 day ban and you're still seething, kekaroo
>>736208057Kite him around a pillar and he can't do anything to you.
>>736202748That's a big guy
where's the patterns to combine attack and attack speed gears?
