April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>>736198983Don't worry, that other guy is a jealous redditor. It was me and the boys.
Let me know when ur tired of being a fucking loser & maybe I'll turn the difficulty down for you.
>>736200223You need to solve the riddle
>>736200436Settle down ok
>>736200829No
Which way EOP?
>>736200328That has literally no baring on what anon said. Unless you're saying to just ignore the original completely. Which is not the point of the exercise. You pretend the expression doesn't exist in english not that it doesn't exist at all.
>>736199241>The raw translations reads as a bunch assumptions of being made due to not understanding the literal statement.That's just how idioms work, a 100% accurate literal translation of the text will produce nonsense because that particular turn of phrase simply doesn't exist in the language it's been translated to.
>I'm going to kill youWrong: Too violent!>I'm going to send you straight to HellWrong: Religious references!>I'm going to transport you to the Next Dimension!Acceptable: Nobody talks like this!
>>736200604The raw translation isn't supposed to make sense. The raw is what's being stated. The clarification is the meaning. The adaption is the actual translation. Is there is a logical gap here? It's a simple example.
The joke here is that the first panel is already translated
What kind of April Fool's pranks do you think Klonoa and friends would play on each other?
wiiklo thread
Why do straight Christian boys frequent the gayest threads on /v/ anyway.
>>736200506have a wiiklo
Klo's wii..
klonoa plushy butthole
>>736200386It was literally a Spaniard who lit the first flame
>>736200315Posting about the characters is naturally better than off-topic drama from people wanting to ruin Toby.It would be funny if Dess was another Chara and not a good influence to our heroes, but even with her Toby tried his best to make her soften and not as bad as the years passed and even tried to explain away the "not the greatest person" thing. As fun as our Dess takes are I doubt Toby would follow through with it nowadays.
>>736200502Despite being a deer she looks like a predator in those comics.
>>736200502>like the older kid you instinctively knew not to associated withWhat do you mean? She's not scary! It's totally cool if she hangs out with Kris, he's practically her little brother!
>>736191612Because Kris is a shit main character
jiggie.funStarting with slutty squids https://jiggie.fun/R539ez
>>736145443
>>736199121And that's a good thing!
Milk feedinghttps://jiggie.fun/eYIk8M
>>736200079>room: fucking down syndrome babies
Enough time has passed that people have warmed up to the StarForce series and like it now, what about you anon, are you playing the games?discuss the series
>>736200565Don't know which method I preferred, BN's drip feed that starts giving you forms bit by bit or SF's that just hands everything to you but at a relatively mid to late point of the game.
If for whatever reason they actually make a fourth game, then all the noise stuff needs to come back
>>736200686drip feed
>>736200721>then all the noise stuff needs to come backAgreed, I don't care if they just rebrand the thing under a new name, the mechanics are definitely the most fun out of all of them.
>>736200686BN 2 and 3 gave you Style Changes around the midpoint like SF 3 actually.
>they added a new weapon in payday 2they really don't want to touch payday 3 again.
>>736196024It's painful to see a game go from 15gb to almost 90gb, it really has worsened in many aspects, but to say that the game was only good on release is a lie.>>736196061As someone who has been getting back into the game and playing it every other day, I can tell you that the true player count isn't any bigger than 5000 + a few extra hundreds from modded/older versions, I'm sure at least 10k of them are bots of some kind.>>736196067In one hand, I'm happy to be able to use High res textures after so long, but on the other, the fact we had to wait for a whole new team to make this a thing just shows how much they didn't really care about the game post-2018, at least on the technical side of things.
>>736195887Also happened with AoE2, except now it's a soulless pay to win live service slop that long time buck-broken players have convinced themselves is actually a good thing
>>736197671This one I definitely never heard of.
>>736198979It was literally a re-skin of Payday 2 set in WWII. But very shit.
>>736195512>got Ulf Andersson to record new voice lines for Wolf after he left Starbreeze 10 years agoSo it would seem.
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
>>736155372For me it was gen 5
>>736199116Cursed
>>736196939based
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736196824Anime website, as shown today by the mod team. You lost.
>>736199125He samefagged because everyone shit on him
>>736194043did i win?
>>736200737Yes. Good job.
>>736200327idk I'd still get a little confused if there were a lot of different options
The lamb or the goat?
The Goat goes to strip clubs with female bug creatures, canonically
sheepy
>>736200541Very sheepy.
>>736199370What did they mean by this?
>Rosalina's story book EXPLICITLY states she has a younger BROTHER>Peach and Rosalina are siblings Oh no!
>>736200483Oh yes!
So you're telling me I could really BE Peach..?
>>736200483>Mario was buttraped in the sweltering summer of ‘85MAMMA MIA
>>736200483god I wish I was kneeling in front of peach right nowwebm related would be me
>>736200483So that's what Bowser is obsessed with.
>250k copies sold >Glowing reviews>Xcom dethroned Easily the best strategy game ever released
>>736197056I would be surprised if Star Wars XCOM has procgen levels considering you apparently roam around missions in third person in between combat encounters
>>736200658>>736197056>Star wars product>GoodPick one
>>736200771the lead designer said he wanted to make it possible to beat the game with a full squad of astromechs so clearly they have the right kind of autist developing the game
>>736196223
>>736200820>the lead designer said he wanted to make it possible to beat the game with a full squad of astromechsSo they can sell more garbage collectables
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736200427i cum on cat it hiss at penis
>>736198646I think she would look especially cute in the cowkini though. She should wear that.
I'm evil?
>>736200556Always sensei's fault.
Going for a simple build anon, who's best for a pure Warrior?
>>736199663Female orcs have average intelligence so they’re literally the best mages right after the high elves, argonians and bretons. It’s funny that orcs are better mages than Dunmer despite all the lore surrounding House Telvanni
>>736193723as opposed to an impersonal POW?
>>736200035As opposed to a group's POW, retard.
>>736199663Is Berserk really that good? I kinda never really used it since the -100 Agility didn't seem worth it.
>>736200731
This main menu is really vibey.
>>736200076Kek
>>736200317>downgraded graphicsNo idea. I don't know what they're supposed to look like.
>>736199917Are CS grenades still completely useless, or do they actually work now?
>>736199917they fucked the game with patchesdid the unfuck it?
>>736199917Too bad the game is just CoD. Zero strategy or tactics involved in the multiplayer.
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
>>736191908there's literally gayshit in the game and i'm not talking about the april fools update
https://www.twitch.tv/frankiepixelshowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHT1XucVXaghe's streaming update work
>>736194823>>736196056these two are the funniest of the set
>>736196812I dunno about that, I've heard people talk about Juicebox as a companion and I can't imagine he can help himself from adding more content. I also want him to fucking add a trader for the sewer already so those toolboxes have a use.
>>736198046This is unironically turning me on for some reason, thanks anon
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
>>736196495jesus tempting another man with a woman, what are you a fucking jewish fag?
>>736199304I am not opposed to cooming to popular characters. 2b for example. gacha sluts too.
>>736153797Mostly Battlefield 6
>>736170167what is she doing?
>>736198312She's more cute than sexy
Whys the standard for storytelling in videogames so low that basically every "good" story in videogames is just a cheap copy of a film or book?
>>736199373I'm sure you are faggot.
because the story isn't the focus of video games, naked konata. the focus is supposed to be fun.
>>736199290The narrative has to contend with the player's agency which makes the writing hard
>>736199290Storytelling is to put babys to sleep bro. Give me either a cool world to explore or a really fun gameplay loop. Whenever a book or film focus on presenting a story rather than a vibe i know its ment for low iqs
>>736199290The correct way to use storytelling in videogames it's in games like the ones created by suda51, the incorrect way is like Kojima.Videogames as a medium are still exploitable, but making either the story or the gameplay hard filters about 99% of the current "gamers".
It's-a Mariover...
Movie was good
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736196112Nintendo is acting Jewish with this lawsuit.
>>736179807of the top of my head>every avian pal(ragnahawk,beakon, dazemu, nitewing, tocotoco,frostplume etc.)>dinossom>gobfin>tombat>jetragon>leezpunk>quivern>fuddler>orserk
>>736159340Good, this patent was peak kikery, even without getting into literal-who franchises both DQV and Megaten predate Pokemon Red and Green. It was never an original mechanic, they stole it
>>736172201>>736172306>>736179807Here.Promised and delivered.
>>736167716Hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud and wasted tax money...
