hmm what's off topic about it? huh?
meanwhile twitter and reddit screenshot threads are allowed to reach bump limit.
>>729436620/v/ is sfw, and loli is not allowed here regardless.
enjoy your 3 day pedojeet. hope they increase the ban
based ban evader
>hmm what's off topic about it? huh?Your pedophilic tendencies.
In Ocarina of Time, is becoming a sage an allegory for dying? Did all the sages die trying to stop Ganondorf?
>>729435862>doesnt matter anyways because time was set back at the endIt was, but not cleanly - or Ganondorf would be back as well.There's fuckery with the time stream going on, which means the Sages are still in their deader-than-dead sage-state keeping Ganondorf imprisoned somewhere. The Chamber of Sages probably exists outside the flow of regular time, which means the few of them that are truely dead and can only continue to exist on that plane, probably rewound the clock for the others, who are simply re-attached to the time stream.Which explains why Zelda gets a free pass and is still around - while Saria and Ruto remain dead.
>>729422103They ripped of Tears of the Kingdom
>>729427849The idea that you need to die to be a sage is absolutely fucking stupid and I don't know how OP came up with that shit, it would be the most retarded requirement for fucking anything ever and is t mentioned or even hinted at in the numerous other times sages are mentioned or appear in the series. It just so happens that the sages in OoT die that's it.
>>729431516Obviously
>>729422103Sages are Saints.
Who remembers ChuChu Rocket?!
>>729434918I always thought it was too simple. Didn't really seem like a full game but just a weird thing.It's weird, looking back on it, how next-gen I thought the Dreamcast was at the time.
I use to play it all the time on iOS. I didn't know that Sega ported it to the Dreamcast.
>>729434918Amazing that Sega have done nothing with an IP that could make them alot of money if done right.
>>729436392It's not that surprising.
Nice clone. I wish the "cat" were something else than just blue ducks.
*fly to opposite side of arena every time you get close*Miyazaki is a hack
>>729429202Complaints about the elden beast were always overblown and you have even less of an excuse now that they let you use the horse.Maris hardly even runs away by comparison.
>>729430543>the final boss of the critically acclaimed Elden Ring is a running simulator against one of the worst bosses ever designedpeak rollslop
>>729429242THE WHAT WHEN
>>729431778that's because he still got knocked off his horse and died because he's a shitter and not being able to utilize the available options is what it means to be a shitter like this faggot >>729433645>runninglmao faggot shitter
>>729431665no he didn't. Meanwhile I just shot it with my magic sword with 2 Balancer relics equipped; shit was SO cash.
Every once in a while, I’m fascinated by the fact that no matter how hard we try, we seem incapable of designing truly alien beings. In most game, they either have generic Lovecraftian traits, animal-like features, or they’re just humanoid. And when they don’t look humanoid, you can’t really buy that they somehow developed a society as advanced, or more advanced, than ours. It’s like trying to imagine a new color.
>>729402789arent these niggas really poisonous, we're taught in school not to step on them
>>729400390So you're fascinated by the fact our collective frame of reference produces creations within our collective frame of reference.Everything alien, no matter how distinct or creative, is going to feel referential to you in some way because our brains spent billions of years evolving to identify things visually above all else. It's not the failing of the creative process or lack of creativity in those engaged increasing, it's a failure in understanding how your brain works.
>>729400390if the human mind can come up with it, then it isn't alien
>>729436416No, the other anon is right, and you are wrong. Evolution isn't a lottery where you may or may not get certain abilities. Evolution is tinkerer that changes miniscule details over time. In order to get from dumb species to smart species, you have to pass a hundred thousand little iterative steps that all point in the same direction. Even going from prokaryote to eukaryote is incomprehensibly difficult and basically never happens. It's happened once in the entire history of our world. Same as intelligence.
>>729400664come on /v/ to see twitter and Instagram posts and go on Instagram and twitter for 4chan posts
Why are woke games so successful now?
>>729434912Because chuds lost.
>>729434949Everyone is ugly or brown, or ugly and brown.Male/Female.
>>729434912Because what you are calling woke is rapidly becoming mainstream.
wokeGODS won. chuds eternally BTFO
Two categories, woke, AI, that's all we have in video gaming
How would you rank new Yakuza games?
>>729434470Gaiden >= Like A Dragon >>> Like A Dragon Hawaii shits
>>729436045LJ? RGG's magnum opus. Unsurpassable masterpiece.
>>729434542Not that guy but basically everything about Hawaii after Kiryuu left sucked ass
Gaiden was tolerabled but really short, like a DLCLAD could have been a lot better but wasn'tI couldn't get into IW at all, because of that the pirate yakuza isn't even in consideration.I'll be waiting for Gang of Dragon.
>>729434470I've only played Yakuza 0 and Like a Dragon. In hindsight I must have been really bored, because after ragequitting Like a Dragon I have no idea how I ever managed to finish Yakuza 0 because Like a Dragon was perpetually exhausting and I don't feel it was particularly dissimilar to Y0. Every fucking minute some asshole would cry to me about his life story. >Ichiban-sama, please listen to my issues. You see, I once cut my balls off trying to jump a barbed wire fence and am now in incredible debt. My nephew agreed to win the money I need to pay back the loan shark who loaned me the money I needed to stitch up my ruined crotch, but little Billy needs his soapbox derby winnings to keep his parents' restaurant afloat after the health inspector saw a rat. It wasn't even a pest rat. It was Billy's classmates rat. Did I ever tell you about his classmate Sandra-san. Boy, that kid loves books. She showed me this picture book where a woman was wearing purple pants. Can you imagine? Purple pants! I know this sounds totally mundane and my dialogue can't be sped up, but to me these purple pants were crazy. Anyway, Sandra's rat escaped from its cage and the health inspector thought it was a pest rather than a pet, but he's corrupt so Billy's parents were hoping to bribe him but like I said Billy is trying to use the money on repairing my hideous scrotum. Anyway, the reason the purple pants stood out to me was because my favourite colour is blue! Most of my suits are blue in fact, but purple is half blue. So now I'm thinking maybe I should try buying some purple suits. That's where you come in Ichiban. You see, my girlfriend likes flashy clothing, and a plain purple suit just wouldn't cut it. I want a floral design, but who knows anything about purple flowers? Roses are red, violets are blue, but who the kisama can name a purple flower? I need you to visit every park in the city and gather every example of a purple flower you can find for inspiration. Error: Comment to
When did you learn that this game was a thinly veiled abortion metaphor? I really didn't know because I haven't given it much mind since like 2013 or whenever it came out.
Are there any cool video games that are directly set in Australia?
>>729436358>DS2I know you meant Death Stranding but I thought of Dark Souls 2 he
>>729436365Having shitty internet and laughing at the so-called censorship on their twitter law ban.
>>729433214pikmin 3
>>729434490entire country is controlled by mining corporations
Far cry
Lyndis von Caelin’s Eight Crazy Nights
>>729432195*safety shorts
imagine if normalfags and 3hrt troons hasnt invested FE with their moralfaggotry.they creep up engage with their stupid moralfagging
>>729434035What the fuck are you talking about retardWhen I jack off to Lysithea, it's always pre timeskip
>>729434079we dont care pedo
It would have saved the saturn
>>729435285nothing was saving the saturn, anon. not even sonic could have.
>>729435285The saturn was weird, I owned one as a child and it had awesome games but I feel like it just wasn't properly advertised.I always saw adverts and stuff drawing me to PS1/N64 games but very rarely anything for the saturn, as a matter of fact the only way I found out about new saturn games was either through irl friends and my cousins or just randomly stumbling across them at stores.I love games like albert odyssey and dragoon force but I would have never bought and experienced them back then if my cousin didn't show them off to me.
>>729435285Sonic R is kino. Why is it always on the bottom of tier lists?
>>729436661For me it's sonic jam and watching the japanese commerials
Why was there such a massive backlash to Return to Monkey Island's art style?Monkey Island has had several different art styles over the years so this is nothing new
I like Monkey 3 and Monkey 4.
>>729427872You just proved that gaybrush was never good looking. Which is also parts of the jokes but not like you ever played any of the games. Holky fuck would you paid neonazi indians have a melty at le wokey if you ever played this okay middling point and click adventure series.
>>729427872MI3 really has the best look.
>>729398023Watching that and his review of Tales, I find it odd that Yahtzee is so dismissive of Curse. Maybe now that his view of Ron has been thoroughly disillusioned he could one day give it a more earnest re-evaluation.
>>729395840We got to install microwave ovensCustom kitchen delivery...
I will start posting the cool games coming in 2026.
>>729435701you are one rigorously retarded ragamuffin
>>729435701why we can't have one fucking thread without the fucking retards showing up I don't fucking know can he just fuck the fuck off for once in his fucking life
>>729435701>the stupidest poster on /v/ arrives
>>729435701Jesus Christ what's wrong with this guy
>>729435701You get what you deserve.
You didn't forget your annual playthrough this year, did you?
>>729421905>pixel art artificially blown up by the artistI hate it when they do this, here's a true-scale version.
>>729414462Fun fact: Journey of Dreams contains some prototype and concept images in its data, and one of the images showcases a unique design for NiGHTS.
>>729402323ugh i wish my laptop with the nights file+saves i had didn't die on me, now i cant play christmas nights
>>729423534>>729423794>resetera tranny
Chinese players have recently been poking fun at Hoyoverse's newly announced game 'Varsapura' an open world (likely gacha) set in a city, presenting a very different and much darker atmosphere compared to their previous games.While it has already garnered a lot of attention and praise with its sudden announcement through a sudden 30 minutes video of gameplay footage, it also received critique for the contrast between detailed environment and the faces of the characters, but also some anger due to certain inspirations.Varsapura's gameplay showcase features nods to famous names such as Persona 3 and Mary Poppins, but that's not what caused debates in chinese forums and comments. Anyone who has played Remedy's recent games instantaneously recognized the extremely obvious similarities to Control and Alan Wake, even when taking into account the SCP influence. Not in gameplay but in themes, atmosphere, general story, locations, and of course cutscenes. Several chinese players expressed their confusion and laughter on this subject, as most of them seem to be used to such things.>"it's like we're back in 2019 with genshin lol"There were also a few jokes recently, after the game awards and the announcement of Control's sequel, such as:>"mihoyo should have waited a few weeks before showing this game. they could have gotten new material to copy hahaha"
>>729436634That's sadIf they're going to make chinese bootleg games they should at least copy good games
Thinking about Ranni
>>729406668My favorite wives
>>729434621lapdog...
>>729409646>*diapers into fog*
>>729405972>>729406148>>729406536so what's the deal with her ghost face anyway
>>729434621still hate that there isn't a special scene with her for frenzy burning the tree then needling yourself and not burning the world, she'd probably still hate you for taking her believed purpose away but it'd be cool to see
More vidya girls should have big tits and ripped abs.
>>729435948Not even remotely as fucking gay as liking retarded looking balloon tits on fit frames.I don't have a problem with plastic surgery other than tits. It always looks dogshit.
More vidya girls
>>729435561>>729435641fuck... which way guys?
>>729435669Yeah, it's unrealistic, but fuck you. This shit is amazing because you get the best of both worlds. Thank god for anime and videogames.
>>729436615Flat is justice. I prefer quality over quantitty so I get the best of both worlds anyways.Sagging sacks of fat are not attractive outside of being held up by $100 push up bra magic.
Sup /v/, hope you had a good Christmas. Noms close Dec 31. We will be updating categories fairly soon; let us know which are good/shit. Also, nominate if you haven't already.https://2025.vidyagaemawards.com/awards>Least Worst Award for least worst game of the year>Most Hated Award for most hated game of the year>Haptic Feedback Award for best gameplay>Press X To Win The Award for worst gameplay>A E S T H E T I C S Award for best visual aesthetics>Assthetics Award for worst visual aesthetics>Silent Protagonist Award for best character>Scrappy Doo Award for worst character>Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming>Bikini Season Award for best representation of women>Hasselhoff Award for best representation of men>Kamige Award for best erogeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Say something nice to the next cast of cameos for Yakuza
>tfw not travelling to japan this year so I won't be able to hit the soaplands
>>729436346where her face go
>>729436259Sure, write your own paragraph then, micropenis head
>>729436389Her Tengu DNA lead to the editor to brighten her nose to the point of it being invisible.
weebs and koreaboos are giant niggers, a true yellowfeverfag knows how to enjoy all the delights of the orient
Pretty good tbdesu 9/10
>>729436385>Zelda can't eitherthe new zelda formula is a massive critical and commercial hit while prime 4 is a huge bomb, no one gives a fuck that a handful of middle aged brown spergs never got over the botw assfucking from 2017
>>729426850My experience thus far?Fury Green feels very genetic and mid.Volt Forge is kind of tedious and looks bad on the Switch 1.The desert section is just awful.Ice Belt is great, though. Looks great and has a nice sense of progression.So...lukewarm win?
Set Speech Volume to 0Game instantly gains 10% quality.
>>729427028He got filtered hard by the final bossLike he didn't even get a game over from the troopers dying, he just straight up wiped with like 8 energy tanks multiple times and had his usual tendy rage moment
>>729436530>lukewarm winHonestly? I'll take it. This is still better than not getting any Prime at all.I would've much preferred 2 and 3 getting the Remastered treatment though.
