>Im going to have to disguise myself as mia for this to all work75 days and 56 creampies later>i hope ethan likes this soup i used to make it with mom I cant wait for rose to grow up so i can teach herthis is canon right?
>>731044271We like Hitlser BECAUSE of the holocaust thoughever
>>731054035I think we should kill hitler, you and I suicide and go kill him
>>731052694plaplaplapalap get pregnant
>>731052029They knew it would sell more with him on the cover. Reminds me of this shit. Mark Hamill is in the movie but he's not the guy in the suit, and has like 5-10 minutes of screen time tops.
>>731054738I'm retarded and forgot the image.
Why isn't there a SINGLE Godrick soldier or knight in Godrick's castle?
>>731053246I think it's clear they're remnant forces of the Storm Lord. Which makes calling them Banished kinda... retarded.
>>731053339My guess is they used to be Leyndell soldiers and relocated to Stormveil, where they learned the storm magic that's inherent there. Godfrey's crown says that he once conquered the "Storm Lord", and Stormhawk Deenh served the Stormhawk King, who seemed to rule Stormveil before the Golden Order conquered the Lands Between.
>>731053557That doesn't match up with their lore at all. If you just take their armour description for granted They're all banished knights and exiles after Godfrey killed the storm lord. They all had to find their own shit to do after that point, and that's why you find them so diversified everywhere seemingly doing their own thing. Most went on to join the forces of the order, and Niall in particular liked them so much he fucked off to the mountaintops to make a home for them but then they all died or some shit. The point is going by their armour, there really shouldn't be any of them still in Stormveil, unless you want to suppose that with the complete fall of the order they've come back home with no one else occupying the castle, and they just kinda let the golden runt do whatever
>>731053739My 80IQ schizo theory is that they the Banished Knights of Godwyn.Banished for failing to protect him.Because you find them in a bunch of places associated with him.Godrick is probably Godwyn's descendant, and storm magic is associated with Godfrey's bloodline in general. The Stormcaller Church in Altus has stuff from Godwyn's dragon cult in it, so that might confirm he could call storms too (or at least some priests around him).Then you see they hunt lesser drakes to use their magic and guard dragon heart sacrifice churches or live in the city of dragons - stuff Godwyn plausibly was involved in as the ancient dragon dude. And finally Castle Sol has a big shrine to Godwyn in it and is dedicated to causing the Eclipse that would kill/revive him and is almost entirely populated by banished knights.Also the Death Knight helmet looks kinda like a dressed up Banished Knight helmet. And they fight similarly to Banished Knights.Big flaws are that none of them hang out in Deeproot Depths nor the the DLC catacombs, nor is any of this made explict when it would be something the devs would have no reason to hide.They also only use storm or dragon communion magic instead of lightning.
>>731053339Well, Godfrey (+the rest of the tarnished) were indeed banished, so his former knights could be called Banished Knights because their lord was banished
lmao so where is it? Is it not here yet? Must be pretty disappointing for furry fags that their gay game isn't out yet. and after you spent all that money too! oh what a shame. I feel SO BAD for you. lol. Going to get that kickstarter money refunded sometime?
>>731054329if it's not out soon it never will be. they are falling apart.
>>731054220i only played the first one, which was only ok. I didn't even hear about the sequel
>>731054220>Curse of the Moon was developed in 6 months on a limited budget What the fuck is going on at Yacht Club>Um, it's not a fair comparison! Mina is a much more comp-Don't care
>>731045336Pulchra ranked outside of the top 10, I forgot if it was an official poll or a reddit poll or if it was both. Point is that Pulchra isn't that popular. As for Zhao people see her as being more of a loli than a furry. When her M6 art released people were quick to call her pedobait and lolicons came out in her defense. People don't have a problem with her being a furry but her being a loli and that's her primary audience. Lolicons have a wider reach than furries which helps her over someone like Pulchra who only appeals to furries. >>731047654I never said that but they are on the lower end of the furry scale. Pulchra looks like an anime girl and Zhao has a human-like face.
>>730989420Why not just play link's awakening
>opens beerTime to have a nice relaxing gaming session
>>731053748how many cows does it take to pay to the family to redeem yourself?
>>731047857>OH WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAH
>>731053862you can't sell or own cows there dipshit. they are sacred and priceless and their poop and urine feeds billions of indians and saves them from toilet witches
>>731047857India Trucker
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Mods..?
every now and then you actually see a genuine person with crippling levels of autism on the internet and it's so interesting
actual picture of OP's room
>>731054349MODS
Jenny!
I love this games soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/RttuiU6zj2k
I remember buying this only because Walmart had a Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal on 3DS games. I still have it sealed in a box somewhere in my closet. The other games I bought were Pokemon Y and Tomodachi Life.
Will all yokai from nioh 1 and 2 return?
>>730994858Popular enough to get 3 games and still not mainstream is like the holy grail, wdym?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnhyz-g0S20
>>731054014Combat overview the goat
>>731047142Samurai mogs ninja so fucking hard.
>>731047530nah they won't do nyotengu againmaybe momiji or rachel
>Let the chance of becoming one of the industry-and-fanbase-controlling Souls lords along with Vaati and Matthew, allowing Zullie to become the third Souls lord>Failed to destroy Nioh and now it has three games and several games based on it>Slip into obscurity and now he just makes challenge streams, something only women doWhat went so wrong with him?
>>731048947Yep. That was funny as fuck and he's lucky it was just someone fucking around for laughs.
Off topic trash
>>731053992No, this is revisionist history garbage. Dist was always respected by /v/ even if we found the dung eater shit funny. This whole thread reeks of secondaries that don't play games and only watch streamers. Imagine respecting Hobb over Dist.Hobb is entertaining for being a trainwreck, but he's not someone deserving of respect. He's a literal cuck raising someone else's kids and he has severe adhd to the point of interfering with his life. Dist quite literally is the platonic ideal of milquetoast guy that plays games. He always 100% completion slow plays new releases. Dist has natural curiosity to check out multiple builds or routes in a new game and actually bothers to experiment to learn the game mechanics. He passes the gamer check by doing every gamer intrusive thought naturally (can I sequence break here? Can I clip into the model's clothes by pressing up against level geometry? etc.) As of January 1st dist has played and beaten more games this year, 20+, than your average /v/edditor will play in 8 years. Hobb has been doing a challenge for months Dist easily completed while handicapping himself purely out of DS2 boredom.Honestly the read i have on this thread is that there are a handful of abyss tier cretins obsessed with larxa hating on Dist and displaying literal bitch behavior. What can you expect from vtuber retards though?
Nightreign and its consequences have been a disaster for my enjoyment of Souls content creators
>>731029315The last time I saw ENB stream, he started a new Elden Ring playthrough, picked up the claymore, went to Margit without leveling or upgrading his level once, and proceeded to get filtered for four hours straight while complaining about the game and sucking off Stellar Blade. I don't know what happened to him.
If you knew you were going to die soon what unreleased game would you want to try
>>731048585Skyrim II
>>731048661Sometimes when I play a great game I think about the friends that aren't here anymore, and how much they would've enjoyed this game.
>>731049721Didn't that happen not so long ago? Some make-a-wish kid wanted to play something before he went and the company rushed a build to him. He was disappointed. Damned if I can remember what it was though.
>>731048661>be a fat, retarded brit>shit blood daily for 2 entire goddamn years>not like a smear from ass hemorrhoids or some occult blood that requires a test>actual red, liquid blood, like his asshole is on its fucking period >be surprised when its cancer>die like a fat, cancer ridden retard 4 years later
>>731054620I'm guessing it was the "I don't need a real job in America" special. Doesn't make enough money for health insurance, just wants to grind for that internet monies and figures he just needs to last until the big ad revenue checks start coming in.
>>731053783Ah no, just going on with what the anon said, that you can have fun with your favorites.
Lippy gang rise up
Here MGQbros, this is an old OC I have saved on my PC
>>731054635Heh, good shit
What is the least female video game genre?From Kazakhstan with Love.
>>731052365Have you never played Dota? Dota is unplayable by people that are>feminine>unintelligentThink about why you never see a thread on /v/.
>>731004887>and even then not many of them are doing ittell me youve never played valorant without telling me youve never played valorant
>>730999818I play everything but I avoid shooters and shit like that
>>731052886You never see a thread on it because it's 13 years old and mazecore uncslop.
>>730999818I wonder if theres a single video of a woman playing Gunner Heat PC
look at this adorable retard
>>731054447They're all Ascians but the black masks are basically just random Echo users from various shards who got recruited.
NEEED FEMROE!!
>>731054572
>Krile can track people anywhere from their aether>Mikoto has visions of the future>WoL can talk to animals or some shitWoL really got shafted on their echo power. And did Minfilia even have one?
>>731054572>>731054609
When do you think we're getting a game similar to Space Marine where we play as an Adeptus Custodes?
>>731053796all because he wouldnt fuck a poolina and a sheboon on screen
>>731054168No, it's because he tried to boss around the writers and mansplain things to them. By which they really meant he wanted the show to stay faithful to the source material because he's a fan of said source material.
>>731053874>Afterall, Sisters are 100% more resistant to chaosThey don't.
>>731054410>because he's a fan of said source material.And Elon is a fan of Path of Exile
>>731037191you bought into the meme lore. it's been literally ten thousand years since hte heresy. you're such a fucking tourist.
>roll>get 6 URs>roll>get 0 URs>roll>get 3 URsI have beaten the gacha system with my secret pulling technique.(odds are 2.25 URs per roll, so I've beaten it by the equivalent of an extra roll)
>>731052184>sunny blonde American girl>taking the dark "arts"I see what you did there, scoundrel
>>731053249The Japanese text doesn't say anything about a "name", and that's why I'm wondering if it's a translation error.The translation says>You can activate this effect by banishing 1 "Pendulum Dragon," "Xyz Dragon," "Synchro Dragon," and "Fusion Dragon" monster from your hand, field, and Graveyard, and this card from your field.
>>731050772Because I pulled one from a mega tin pack and it's shiny and I can't FUCKING USE IT
>>731035416If they wished to go that way and make it really fanservise-y it should have been a Syncro with Razenryu and Wynn doing the gusto sincronized breathing. Also Eria may be a Spellbook.
What did Rockstar mean by this?
That they're controlled by Turks who hate Armenians
>>731053865https://youtu.be/IyTMqFOP1cY
>>731053759american knowledge of ethnicities is so simplistic they think anything with a prominent nose is a jew.
>>731054521it is a safe assumption
>>731054521Hey, that's not true. I think he's a jew because he's a duplicitous, scheming cunt.
>game failed at it's message so bad they had to take it downHas there been literally any other games like that?
I have pathways fatigue
>>731038848separated at birth
Thread filled with brazillians and pakistani imigrants who wish they were white.
>>731054042>ThreadSite*, newfag
>>731046736Tragic, but it did sound a bit extreme for those pussies
Most overrated map in TF2
>>731029550>Queue>Dead server>Queue>Friendly reddit bullshit>Queue>Dead server>Match just finished right after I joined>Queue>One sided pubstomp >Queue>Dead server
>>731042352I like stages 1 and 2 but not stage 3.Hoodoo, on the other hand... Now THAT's a map!
ENTERTHE BEST MAP
>>731050303Witville is a perfect map and no filthy grinch will change that.
>>731040003Frontier Justice is overrated. Panic attack and Short Circuit battle engineer can rape soldiers and demos easily
Post games that you haven't played but are a fan of because of video essays>for meit's SH2. TS is so peak, it gives gothic y2k shoegaze vibes
this game looks pretty cool. i don't really like videogames, though.
>>731047020it's worth the playthrough, it's not like it's hard
>>731047020>gothic y2k shoegaze vibesFuck you, you made me post.
>>731047020 >survival horror extreme sports game>graphic fidelity somewhere between silent hill 3 and dead rising>tank controls with no mouse support>frutiger aero UI>atmospheric drums and bass ambient OST and post-ironic buttrock credits>homestar runner and yotsuba easter eggs>hidden BBC behind waterfall>dreamcast port if the kickstarter goal is reached>i pretend to be a jaded niche and mysterious developer on twitter that roleplays as a japanese man despite being obese americanWould /v/ buy my game?
>SA themesUm no this game is problematic asf and certified uncslop
post game music that makes you feel painfully nostalgichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACgoXvkhlPE
is this bait
>>731054008>nostalgia>for LEGIONwhat the fuck is wrong wit->The expansion was released on August 30, 2016jesus christ
>>731054097>>731054145just listen to it and you'll see what I mean. this shit is painfully evocative
Suramar was a nice zone.
gonna be honest, BfA is already painfully nostalgic toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9DXlyCFkw
why arent you playing Bloodborne Remaster on PC?
does shadps4 still have a memory leak with bloodborne?
>>731053598>trannies who are chronically online and bot pollsthe irony
The dynamic lights/shadows are neat as well as the texture parallaxing, the change to color and the over reliance on reshade filters are not cool.
So now there's zero reason to own a console?
>>731054662>now
