>game is fun to watch but terrible to play yourself
>>736203112pic most definitely not related
>>736203112Any sweaty game that isn't ass to watch, I guessI remember I was at the gym once and they had fucking Overwatch on the TV and it was just two Widowmakers jumping up and down trying to headshot each other
Enough time has passed that people have warmed up to the StarForce series and like it now, what about you anon, are you playing the games?discuss the series
>>736202779>>736202987There is no way. Omega is the coolest. My brain can't understand it. Why wouldn't you like his design?>>736204012I don't know or care what other zoomers think, if you only watched the game on the Internet you are a fake fan. Fuck that.
>>736204361Its easy to see why a fan of Megaman wouldnt find it memorable then.
>>736204275He's not meant to be heroicIt's an odd couple of a bitch kid and an alien with a chip on their ass because their planet was genocided and they want revenge, they're only a hero when they're together and balance each other out.It's obvious as shit early on Mega was just kinda using the kid, occassionally making him commit crimes to keep their secret, however he did still care about him as the son of his friend, so like a man he acted like the dad the kid never had and told him to quit being a bitch. Go out there and punch that car, pick fights with people, stop cowering, fight anyone honestly. Mega'w advice was questionable at times but it's what Geo needed, to stop cowering. Punch Bud right in his stupid face when he gets close to you.
>>736173648We have world destroyers like Duo, Andromeda, Apollo. Not all of them are gods, but given their power, they may as well be.
>>736204467You sound like you're just bitching out of some misplaced bias you don't want to get over and you're extrapolating your opinion to be fact, when everyone else just kinda sees it as retarded Omega's design was one of the most iconic parts of the game
John Tarmac
>>736170115JOHN CAR MAC
>>736187249more like Gabe Newbalance
where's John Car Mat?
>>736198467The polite waving always gets me
poke a mon
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736189141Me
>>736203435Get a Switch 2. A price drop won't happen, so getting one now is your best option. That is, if you can name three to five must-have titles you HAVE to play.>Bananza>Air Riders>Mario Kart World>Age of Imprisonmentare some games worth checking out.
>>736203435>>wait for the switch 2 pricenigga jewtendo raised the price of the switch 1 last year, if you want one, get one now before it goes up too
>>736189057>>735698791That's my subject line fucker
>>736189057Awesome, that means we're getting Zelda remakes.
Which way EOP?
>>736203705The issue there is that various different versions of that phrase sometimes get funnelled into the same old cliche. Forget stylistic liberties that could be taken with lazy schoolboy / stern father / dejected soldier all saying it differently. The stupidly complex Japanese context can convey anything from "that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth" to "time to do some dirty work".
>>736203745The problem is that almost all kanji have two phonetic readings, one that's based on the original Chinese (adapted for Japanese pronunciation) and then one that's based on the native Japanese word that the character represents. E.g. 水 (water) is Sui (Chinese) and Mizu (Japanese). Depending on context Japs will use either of these readings, meaning even if you know the Chinese for a character you still don't know the Japanese word for it (or the way Japanese people pronounce the Chinese word, and of course a lot of characters have morphed to have totally different meanings as well).Obviously knowing what most of the characters mean semantically is still a major advantage but that's still only like, a quarter of the way to understanding kanji. And you could make the argument that needing to rewire your brain to associate different sounds with the characters is in some ways more difficult than learning them for the first time, like imagine if you had to learn a language that used the Latin alphabet but all the sounds were totally different. Cyrillic is already quite the mindfuck and it only shares a couple of letters.
>>736204223>The stupidly complex Japanese contextContext isn't complex. Things are omitted because they're so obvious they don't need to be stated.
>>736173151You are incel.
>>736204325>almost all kanji have two phonetic readings>Depending on context JapsNot exactly. You're talking about the kun and on'yomi. But tons of kanji have way more than two readings. Luckily the reading isn't based on context. You see 日 and sometimes it's ひ、じつ、にち、 ect but if you see 本日 you know what the reading is. If you 日曜日, you know what the reading is. This is why it's recommended to learn words, not kanji. If you know the word you know the reading.
Were older games really better or is it just nostalgia?
>>736202131>Obligatory shitty japslop>Meme Platformers>Leaves off Doom and Quake to pretend to be 'le unique and special gaymer'>Demon's Souls (which is even worse than King's Field 3)
>>736202574To name a few from that list silent hill 1 got mogged by SH2remake, re1 got mogged by re9, link to the past got mogged by BOTW, re4 got mogged by the remake, fallout 1 got mogged by new vegas
>>736203375Why is it always Super Metroid fanboys that have the worst fucking taste imaginable?Shitty action and platforming, pisseasy enemies and hazards that don't even pose the slightest threat, one-dimensional bosses, and 90% of the game is spent slowly inspecting every title of every room, but it's a masterpiece btw. Fuck off idiot.
>Cave Story>CV3>DKC2>Demon's Souls>Blood Money>Sin&Punishment>Metal Slug>Hard Corps>mid>Pikmin 2>ICO>Super Monkey Ball>shitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736203684hey redditspacer, Disco Elysium and Touhou are two blocks down.Never said Metroid was a 'masterpiece' but it's better than most of the games listed>>736203862Gonna cry because I don't like your children's puzzle games?
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736201007What kind of TF?
>>736201451erm maybe they could just touch penises???
>>736198718tickling, hypnosis, light bondage, a few transformations, a touch of slime, a teensy bit of ryona, tentacles (screen goes black), and I might have missed something
>>736203645>screen goes blackNow that's just disappointing
>>736191556SexSEX
>game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet
My cursor will become 3 orbs which shift hues and colors until its so ingrained in me I cannot think of it as anything else as I steal my competitors grease and use it to make bone scones.As the Cortex and the Consort intended.
>>736196330I do wonder how would it be like to play one of those "god simulator" games like Populous or Black&White but from the perspective of a simple pleb. Might work in a hybrid VR/desktop game - I've seen s couple of those, but maybe it's way too niche.
>>736202843if you add comedy to it, it'd work. think people would get it and enjoy it if it was done well.you're just trying to live a normal life and you're plucked up into the air and dropped miles away and given orders.next day your quiet village has 20 identical barracks outside it, the next day 40 and all you wanted to do was farm.
Custom cursors for games are always peak sovl. Doubly so if the cursor changes a little when you click on something, like the finger moves, or it lights up or whatever.Always a sign of the developer wanting to immerse you just that little bit extra.
>>736201975Same.
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
>>736202839>>736203064is this a normal heterosexual reaction?
I'm horny asf after the spanking scene. You could just tell that Mekami Shifty enjoyed being spanked and wanted the commander to spank her. Too bad, Counters cockblocked us.
>>736203737>I'm horny asf Just do it https://x.com/lukapiaxxx/status/2039323141151846872
>>736204434f-fuck
I beat Dark Souls like 10 times and I used this every single time, even on "challenge" runs, did it even count?
>>736198195I had my cousin fiddle around with the controller thing and I shouted what I wanted the guy on the screen to do. Did I beat the game?
>>736200181>grass crest shield that gives +20 stam regen bad, no skill>chloranthy ring that gives +30 regen fine, skill basedHuh?
>>736200181The whole joke about giantdad was that it was a mediocre build.
>>736199417There's basically no reason to use anything other than fap ring and chloranthy ring
>>736204381sort ofthe old meta was to equip dark wood grain ring to ninja roll with 50% equip load, then equip giant armor (typically with mask of the mother) for defense and poisethen dwgr got nerfed in a patch
I don't think this would happen.
>>736202356
>this thread
>>736166343women rarely if ever actually clean themselves they're practically indians with layers of perfume on at all times
>>736167963whats the point of all of this? Getting off is like 2 minutes of work, and then you get back on the grind, this looks like it takes about 40 minutes to prepare
This was a very funny prank
>>736200790stinky loli
I don't know why I was cursed with this fetish, but here we are.What causes it?
>>736162605Wheres K
>>736203927Who cares?It's not like you're ever going to turn into a woman and have your life turned upside down. Or will you?
>>736204470There's no need to worry about it. Reincarnation will sort everything out in the next round. Consciousness is eternal. Until then, NO FUN ALLOWED.
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736202560You mean Link? He's been sassy since at least WW, he doesn't hold conversations but the way he replies can give you an idea of how he can be portrayed, though I doubt he'll be like that in the movie.
>>736200287what changed with Nintendo, after the days of bizarre cartoons, the 1993 Mario Movie, and the Zelda CDi games, they safeguarded their IPs so closely and would anally ensure anything licensed did not deviate and kept things air tight.
>>736202496>or the unchecked passion of underpaid interns.>anon grows up and understands what labor/work actually meansnot too late I see. I too was retarded
>>736200287>twitter screencap thread>by a Spanish speaking turdI’m tired boss
>>736202496He's desperate to be a Walt Disney without understanding Walt wanted to actually try and benefit society and died before he could shit out EPCOTMiyamoto just sees an eccentric man that made movies and theme parks, and just outsources it to other companies to make them
I tried to get into Runescape again hoping I could lose myself in it. Like just get addicted to the grind. But I find it doesn't work for me anymore. I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time. Does anyone else have this problem? Why isn't the dopamine hitting anymore? Even the pleasure of "numbers go up" just doesnt work here
>>736203530im trans btw if that matters
>>736203929that just makes strategy games worse.>tfw no strategy game where you can form and administer the Achaemenid Empire>tfw no game about Bactrian trade route logistics>tfw no character driven strategy RPG where you play as Mithridates VI >tfw no political intrigue strategy game set in Bosporus where you have to carefully secure your place n the world trapped between larger Greek states, the growing power of Rome, and the wild Scythian steppe
>>736202094>I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time.I feel that way no matter what video game im playing haha
>>736202094It is time anon. The Ironman life calls.
>>736202094because everyone doing that stuff is botting and the magic is gone. no big crowds gathering around with people spamming what they wanna sell because GE. can buy a million gp for $1. if you want community in online games now your only choice is some fagcord group for mil sims basically
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
You are not enslaved to my will.
Me enter thread. Me dominate.
>>736204342You do realize the thread is mocking you specifically right...
>>736204510I'm the le beast 666.
>>736204572Aren't we all. And you're still a retard who showed up and didn't know when to quit.
Like I know it still happens but people seem much more aware of it now
Guardian of Pedophiles brigade here per usual
>>736195814Not a game but I saw so many dicks on omegle
>>736202710>here's what happened to me, maybe we should recreate those conditions since it seemed safer>nah let's push everyone underground like we've been doing, it's clearly working, pay no attention to the jewish pedo island, anybody that disagrees is obviously a bluesky faggot twittertranny, trust me brocompelling argument
>>736195814When I was 8 or 9 I made a friend with someone on Runescape who told me they were a grade school teacher and a lady. I remember asking if she ever talked about Runescape to her students and she said she did. I was pretty stupid back then.
>>736202710>nursing homesSeniors know how to read, most prefer "Remember When">or to the homelessWhy yes, I'm sure a nice story will keep them fed and warm with knowledge>sick and needyWhy yes I would love Measles, COVID-19, Tuberculosis and meningococcal meningitis
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736204004I don’t think it’s really like that, you could probably pound adas ass as hard as you possibly could and it wouldn’t feel like anything was touching your dick. Maybe if youre black, but black boys are cheating. Graces pussy would definitely make you cum just from handholding missionary from looking at her angelic face.
>>736202338Yeah and it's bullshit. Those are fun. Seeing hags being spammed by some roastie is not.
>>736204153
I miss her, I don't care to listening the granny voice
>>736203953For fuck's sake. Can we be serious for just one RE thread? Just one, man. That picture was probably taken by a woman. She was probably posing for Jill. Then either Jill or Rebecca left the camera in the wrong place and Wesker ended up taking the film by accident. Wrong camera, I guess.
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
>>736203490REEEEEEE FUCK YOU NINTENDO BRING MY WIFE BACK
>>736202020FE:Warriors made me feel like I was fucking robbed. Especially how they treated Robin. It was so easy to do something like Melee = Light Magic = Strong, but that was fucked up.
>>736203752They would, but Linkle got lost on the way to their offices and they haven't been able to find her... However, this guy showed up for some reason.
The first Hyrule Warriors felt so special and cool. Then they fucking milked it and ruined it.
If it wasn't for the padding, it'd be perfect.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
I never really stopped playing. I come back to it every few weeks or a month since releasegod I hope the dlc rumors are true. I can't mod console
>>736176071
>>736172606DD:DA and DDO were Kinoshita (shits kino)
how is the game now versus release? i think i heard they fixed some of the cpu fps issues but that it caused new issues?
>>736203637I had depth of field turned off from the graphics menu, but you have to specifically turn it off again in photo-mode.>>736203838Its running fairly well, I don't have a basis for comparison as I only just started playing it now, It mostly plays in the 110s~90s I get some lows to the 40s~50s now and then, rain seems the heaviest on my system, saw as low as 37 at night during the rain. Seems heavily CPU bound whenever framerate dips.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736169198
>>736204238This was an adventure
>>736204238Thank you for drawing anon. Now it's time to make lots of bunny babies.
you know why im here draw anon and you know what im here for lets not be coy about this
>>736195403OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK PH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
