>The "good" ending where you get to have sex with Sakurako ends up blueballing you midway through, revealing that you merely had a brain-frying illusion spell cast on you and are currently humping the bull's used onahole while mumbling out sweet nothings towards Sakurako. At the same time she's getting cracked by the bull and its revealed they only keep you around to spice up their sex life.What the FUCK is wrong with Japanese devs
>>736150054Literally one of the most popular NTR shots is the woman closing the door on you. Obviously from the perspective of the cuck, for all the "I self-insert as the bull" faggots
Can an NTRGOD show me one PEAK game
>>736147163>cuck game has a cuck endWhat a shocker.
>>736147163>He ignored the smileIt's on you at this point
>>736150054
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736200165Right here (>>736199537) but it kinda sucks.I'd say wait a day and see if any better ones come out.
honestly , the backstory animation for Fox didnt have to go that fucking hard , and the koji kondo corneria base for his themesong , i can die a happy man for one of my childhood wishes came true , starfox in theaters ( even if its just a cameo , we got the whole team and some slippy bullying, i couldnt ask for more)
>>736200117That's not how the joke goes but whatever
Great this will be this generations Robin Hood >Nick Wilde and Mr Wolf existI stand by what I said
https://youtu.be/EK4LH63Cr0o
>install no homo mod>Install no black feller modPure kino, Jesus Christ be praised.Inb4 Jews, the Jews sided with Wenceslas. And as henry you can always imply in conversation with said Jews they're "merchants".
>>736199012Want to know who studied their. Look at all the books/papers written there. Notice the names are all arab.Arabs did the same with the berbers, berbers would rather live in their mountain caves and deserts eating camel asshole.
woke tokens get modded away, deal with itStill not buying that one because it isn't just woke but a flat-out bait&switch
>>736198958Americans I'll let you in on a secret. Vacationing in Europe for a two week+ time period is cheaper than doing the same in the US, including the ticket. Plus you're money goes further in terms of the quality of food/lodges/events you have access to. Also ....just look at the ethnic makeup of European countries.Speaking of kcd2 if you want to see meeivieal architecture in full display go to Prague. There's a nice dinner and a show, medieval themed, fire spitters, all you can drink czech beer, multiple courses, belly dancers, etc I think it was like $120 USD when I went don't know the price now. If you go Prague go to a restaurant called Lokal, it's a chain, but that fucking beer is a taste of heaven the "Kozel black unfiltered" and I never drink dark beers but this stuff was fucking incredible. It's a country of beer drinking alcoholics so.Same is true in japan
>>736199453Pirate it, it's good
>>736199162Why would anyone built a university in Mali and then only students allowed were Arabs from thousands of miles away? How does it make any sense. The language of study was Arabic. That's why the scholars are known by Arabic names. This is such an idiotic argument like claiming that all European scholars were latin, because all the names in latin manuscripts are in latin. A large amount of students were local black africans. Unlike north Africa Mali didn't have a rulling arab class or arab colonization. The arabs there were just traders and visiting scholars.
>uncs had to read the equivalent of war and peace to complete a level
>>736193715Text guides are actually preferable because at least you don't get the audiovisual part spoiled
>>736193715Monster Hunter guides and general discussion were fucking top tier.I don't think I could have beaten MHFU without it.
>>736194345your fucking video guides require me to search through the video for the retard yapping to get to the point.a bullet list of words takes me seconds to scan through.
>>736194345TRVTH NVKThe HTML guides on gamefaqs with images and such are always better than uncslop text, sorry nostalgiatrannies
>>736199129>skip 10 seconds >“REAL QUICK GUYS BEFORE WE START” >skip 30 seconds >fake laugh.wav >“smash that like button it REALLY helps the channel” >skip 2 minutes >still on facecam Text guide chads: >Section 4.3 – Evil Knight >weak to lightning >roll left on 3rd swing >don’t get greedy at 50% Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736198652BAHZOOKA
it works if you type faggot in the captcha
i haven't gotten a single fools captcha
>>736197524It's a really memorable trait
>>736193924>>736196824>>736199125>>736196464Sorry newfags, no one cares about you.
>>736200049You may as well replace it with Nick and Judy from Zootopia. Its almost as people can sense good foundation for blooming relationship that goes above friendship. Characters with good chemistry and emotional bonding are the perfect examples for good romance stories.
>>736199709Sure, I like these posts better then the current drama >>736199756I want Dess to be "not the greatest person"I can imagine Toby just copying Chara lmao
>>736200125God this is so embarrassingWhy are latinxes like this
>>736200125This shit makes no fucking sense when both games acknowledge that not everything can be resolved by being nice
>>736200125>SpainPlease.. do not lump us with those people. We understand English and Toby's reasoning just fine.
Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
I hope this thread is alive by the time i get to my computer
>>736199079Can't help it something in my brain was altered when I entered this world
>tfw no giant, friendly bug gf whose abdomen is larger than a house.
Here's an oldie but a goodie.
Barry. Where's Barry?
>>736198326it was an N2 warhead
>>736198774More than it would make. Both because it would be a very niche product and because they can't make anything without pouring money into it trying to capture photorealism.
>>736193758 It seems in your anger, you made her into a sandwich
>>736199940MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736198774Doesn't matter, modern audiences can't handle video games that look or play differently than any other.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736198441Would that include the carrot's OWN holder?
>>736198441...This might be too much attention.
>>736198441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAnlZ1U1MgGO DISTRACTION CARROTHIYAH
>>736191851lol
>>736200016Let's pop this magic bubble and get that jar open.
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
https://youtu.be/egxzPAywNEs
>>736199589>Player is commander of a fledgling PMC>Said PMC got a huge initial startup fund in exchange for being the vanguard for one of the nations in an ongoing war>Tutorials can be you testing out the command infrastructure and field testing equipment>Could go lots of directions from there, but I'd like to see the player, years into the war, after growing in fame and power, liberate a contested zone, declare it sovereign territory, and defect from the employer country to fight for establishing a new land
How do I have fun in BAR? I don't want sweaty online gaming. And I don't want the same repetitive round against ai.
>>736199697I don't know what you mean
>>736200189Play with friendsOr do the challenges, they're fun
Dood...
>>736160828but the horse wenis is in the nipponese moonrunes, right?
das rite, dood!
>>736198735
>>736171725The red moon. Also, the payment must be in full, and not in installments. So if you owe more money than actually exists, you've effectively broken the universe.
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>metroidvania>souls likenot even worth pirating
>>736199869That sounds good, it was my biggest annoyance with the first, having attack windows cut short to conserve stamina because otherwise you were going to get slapped because you ran out after a dash
>talk about a good game for oncei've been talking about mewgenics for two months though
>>736196592How is it compated to the first one?
>All this samefag marketingfaggots
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736196545>scan8.jpgsmart nigger
>>736195565holy inceltrue blondes are covered with that peach fuzz over their entire bodies
>>736196631heh
>>736197706I seriously don't understand how this unironically became a vidya culture war talking pointI've barely gotten close to women who aren't my mom throughout my life and even i was well aware that peach fuzz is a thing women just have
>>736085615I've only heard positive stuff so far, but find it a little hard to believe. I'll get it if reviews really well but I'm still skeptical.
How can I also look like this when I am 52?
There is a new Castlevania coming out and there's no hype on /v/ at all. This is the first Castlevania since 2008.
>>736199708I see you faggots have moved on from the "IT'S SET IN THE LORDS OF SHADOW TIMELINE" bait.
>>736199708You're stupid if you didn't expect Konami to try and appeal to all the normalfags the Netflix show brought in whenever they went back to Castlevania. It was inevitable.
>warren ellis hatePlanetary was the shit and I will die on that hill.
>>736199809Why are you inventing enemies where there are none?>FaggotI see you are already trying to blend in, but it doesn't really work. It stucks out like a sore thumb from trying to hard
>western devsIt won't have a soul. Will be another mass produced Metroidvania.
How did they make the game so perfect?There is practically nothing I would remove or add to it. Its a complete experience.
>>736184287I'd trade all of Elden Ring for a Sekiro Tomoe DLC.
>>736199057>git gud >chipping at their health doesn't work because they regenYou didn't play the game. Sekiro bosses die in very fast if you "git gud". You literally have no stamina stopping you from just hacking away at their posture like a madman.
>>736199323>it's not souls
>>736194294>bland art directionhow much brain damage does one have to have to achieve this level of retardation
>>736199057>but dodging every move they make and chipping at their health doesn't work because they regenThey don't. Posture regens, but the posture regen speed depends on what their health is, so even if you kill them with a posture break, lowering their health helped.
did you buy it.or pirate it?
Play Morrowind Now
>>736200090>sucks teeth>begins shucking and jiving
>>736190331is there a definitive version? any mandatory mods?
>>736199643>Dunmer>Male>SpellswordTime for Morrowind
>>736200182This except Imperial happy merchant usurper
>>736200182>DunmerWrong>>736200274Right
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736197639the game runs on electron. aren't there any texthookers for that?
Post more cute mascots
What fetishes does this game have anyway? I ask because it is clearly a safe horny fetish game. I know of tickling and hypnosis.
>>736197505because it's not eroge?
>>736198718TF and anal
I'm putting together a team
>>736192782my favorite wheelchair character is from texas
>>736191895You guys seriously wouldn't marry a disabled girl right?
>>736199875>watching dramaslop
How will my super beautiful genius hacker wife win this match?
>>736200270>my super beautiful genius hacker wifeBarbra Gordon?
