What's the last game that you're playing in 2025?
>zoomy zoomtimeGay slop. Sasuga gen z, the gayest generation.
>>729710105go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>>729703003So far? It's been Sulfur. I've finally made progress after 38 hours. I finally swallowed my pride and looked up how you're actually supposed to play the game.Running away and stashing shit regularly seems to be the name of the game.
>>729710105Bow only
>>729703003I've been playing Wuchang. The world design is impressive and I like it overall but it feels a little sparse in terms of encounters, and maybe it needs a touch more complexity to the combat to offset the shortage of variety. Fun game, though.
We're back to knock another shitty Twitter thread off the board, it's time to play "4.6 Billion Year Story: The Theory of Evolution".Previous thread: >>729623224>What is this game?The original JRPG predecessor of E.V.O. Search For Eden for the SNES, released on the PC-98, developed by Almanic and published by the JRPG gods themselves Enix. The game follows the perspective of a mortal creature chosen by Gaia, (You), to shepherd Earth through the entirety of its evolutionary history over the course of billions of years. You must save innocent wildlife from danger and clear obstacles to the world's continued evolution, while at the same time thwarting the machinations of a sadistic alien ojou-sama from outer space.>can I play it too?Just look up the ROM on MyAbandonware, then download the patch (along with the translated manual full of lore) here: https://46okumen.com/projects/e-v-o-the-theory-of-evolution/We're not wasting any time tonight, it's time for another training arc. We're locked out of a part of the map because the lizard men there are too strong. In order to hunt monsters that are one step higher than us on the evo ladder, we need to take advantage of our new stat cap and raise everything to max.
>>729711213>>729711346Huge downgrade from landing Gaia herself really.
>>729711395Wisdom.
>>729711395Endurance
>>729703653Attack on Titan ass mother fuckers
>>729704470>>729704539>>729704604>Lizard manChechitus Scalidusnoice
how to make bad vidya art?
You’re an archmage who lives in a setting where people can regrow organic tissue with science or magic, heal fatal injuries, make cybernetics and travel backwards or forwards in time. Magic can also cure cancer or other diseases, revive the dead or travel to the land of the dead and you have seen robots and spaceships that are commonplace. And yet you’re confined to a wheelchair.
>>729708632i lost it at the downey
>>729708632no fat chicks
>>729708632is this ai?
>>729711613Nope. Just the future climate of gaming.
>>729712081oh god
what
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>>729708593Horri shiieett viet gook rook rike that?
>>729708368Sopranos in Fortnite when?
>>729708368Kids think that’s cool and you thought pulp fiction was cool when you were a kid.
>>729709917No that's dead spic storage
Skyrim sure is buggy. Maybe I shouldnt have tried to grap that lizard shota in a dark back alley.
>>729711818calm down pajeet, that isnt a indian little girl. Go back to face book and watch your little girl yoga videos.
2026
>>729708583>77kg the fuck is she eating?
Wait, did I miss something? They announced a new DoA?
>>729704432Idk manDoa7 is a very risky project imoFighting games need a lot of investment plus this genre is already way to niche
>>729708635Me.>but she has reinforced bones n shiet
>>729704432fake and gay DOA is forever stuck in gacha hell
Homer is hitting the griddy
>>729710928Grotesque, Veronica really is a whore with no standards.
the fortnite footage made me feel ill. i had never seen or played it prior and i felt an impending doom
>>729696837>>729711406I can't believe when you put different shoes on homer, they don't render with a cell shaded artstyle.They just leave them shaded as is and it completely clashes.
Zach is overrated
>>729711487it's to pressure you into buying cel shaded shoes to match your cel shaded skins.there is currently only a single pair of cel shaded shoes out of all 253 pairs of shoes currently in the game.they're yugioh themed.they're the only yugioh collab content in the game.they were in the shop for one week in september and haven't returned since.
Why are there no good space opera games?
>>729707339Development is super slow, they haven’t even finished the arcade combat portion yet, I’d be surprised if the full game releases in 2026, if at all.
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>>729697807>Mass Effect 1OP said good.
>>729708137The Reckoners trilogy exists but it's capeshit and the ending sucks.
>>729711523Name one
PLAY TEKKEN.
anal with Anna
For me it's brown milkers
>>729709959uncensored please
>>729711363If you mean the image itselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/q9mpvo.png
>>729711554i would do anytthing to smell her rancid morning breath
Who's your favorite Castlevania protagonist?
>>729710302Juste
Carrie
Hector
>>729710302Richter is just really, really cool.And I'll never forgive them for what they did to him in Symphony. At least they gave him a the best design in the franchise while they character assassinated him forever, always a red lining.
>>729711593pirate Richter is not cooler than buff chad headband Richter. That's just a fact.
Why does the Pokemon game and series have so many jokes and references to crossdressing?
>>729702315 Japan has this whole "otoko no ko" culture too, where cute boys dressing like girls is its own trope. It's been in anime, manga, and games forever. It's not always meant to be political or social commentary, sometimes it's just "haha trap funny" or for fanservice. Western fans read way too deeply into this stuff half the time.
>>729702413shes not the worst but she did replace a way better design for no reason
Zoroark
is this uhh is this the claude thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lajVRaEl_tw
What was your favorite gaming mag? what did you subscribe to? Did you steal the demos discs from the plastic wrap at Borders like me?
>>729710226I liked Nintendo power.Here's a bump for being something other than a Twitter thread
official sega saturn magazine
EIRA
>>729703453The fact that he's not crushed by rubble in Act 3 like other NPCs proves that Kratt is simply built different
>>729703706He's just brushing away a stray pube after spurting his Pale Oil all over the needle
I think Hornet should be futa
>>729698590>Dark Spirit Hornet has invaded your dream!Nice gal yeah?
>>729711230Please ignore that she just slaughtered the entire population of your dream realm including the god-beast that is the symbol of your rule, they violated the NAP by having contact damage near her.
Goro
>>729708140>Man loses arm in a war>Is deemed a rapist forever
>>729708140lolActual rapists don't bother to put on a condom and 99.9% of rapes are just consent being retroactively revoked. There's no powerful statement about consent there. It's just stupid posturing.
stop raping retards
>>729708132Love this album. Still remember spitting my drink at>He's tall and he's got no eyesI wish modern MK had soundtrack like this.
>>729708140>condom wearing rapists now have to team upThat's one way to encourage team play.
3.0 is fun as fuck, especially the exploration bike.
Lynae can actually cloak, like how she hid herself at the beginning. Yes, enemies will ignore her.
>>729706010I don't want to research myself so can someone tell me: how did this game turn to high school girls as characters?
>>729710151It's not even a high school. Rover enrolls in a gigantic academy overseeing lost technology found inside a massive enclosed cavern. And of course, the characters involved in the story are students and teachers of that academy.
>>729710297Naruhodo, thanks for explaining.
I was thinking I gotta watch Edgerunners before the collab hits.
bro is this nigga supposed to be two tier above any other character in the game
>>729701839Libra is worse, Libra is always worse, fuck everything about that shitty ass fight
>>729707318that he doesthough i think i have seen a guy playing raider that was taking minuscle damage from his attacks somehow, i think he might have just stacked a pile of fire and physical resistancei never played a tanky heavy weapon class before but im feeling like doing that now
>>729698204>bro is this niggaare you black OP?
>>729699996It's not really consistent especially with randoms, but at the end of the big worm phase when it's making a big flower, if everyone beats the shit out of it you can do big damage and interrupt the move then
>>729706207Something else is that Ironeye's point blank R2 does higher DPS than single shots. If the boss becomes staggered or otherwise locked in an animation it's very easy to dash in and refresh the mark and then R2 them a couple times for some extra damage, but I think I am the only ironeye I have ever seen actually do it.
Why do modern nintendo fans have such low standards?
>>729708130>Majora's Mask is a fucking chore simulator, don't kid yourself.That's literally all the nu-zeldas are. Make your own chore simulators with vast empty space in between.
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>>729707974The wii U is anything but modern.
>>729711083The PS4 has no games. If anything sony and microsoft committed suicide and the only two relevant platforms were the PC and switch. And then nintendo shat the bed with the switch 2 so it's just PC now.
you're trying too hard
>>729706070Actual RPG would be cool but they will never make one since they only make action games.
>>729706070Judy was bae and I'll never forgive them for making her a lezzer
>>729706424Repeat after me retardo: Hating on popular things does not make me an interesting person.
Cp is amazing
>>729711069a horde of monkeys liking something doesnt make it good
I'm putting together a team
Tbh, I'm glad there's more wheelchair representation. They seemed to be everywhere in the 80s and 90s and then they got reduced to like 2 or 3 for the next 15 years.
>get pushed down stairs>decide to cause the apocalypse to create a world without stairs
>>729707628My sister was born with spina bofada. Or however it's spelled. And she's been in wheelchair all her life. Seeing 4chan of all people being nice to wheelchairers warms my heart desu
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