ITT: Peak Chris Redfield.
Revelations?
>Jessica, you must wear the tightest pants to come on this mission with me.>it is imperative
Any better example of competent game making?
>>736227663that's a disastrously incomplete game tho
>>736227809>sponge Chinese lady bossNeonate, your flamethrower?
>>736227663Enjoying it. Hollywood soonhttps://youtu.be/HiSWsSA4grQ
>>736229238Literally used up all the ammo fighting her and had to resort to just whacking her and running away
>>736227809>spec your character terribly>blame the game
Kinda raises a point, doesn't it?
>>736226645He impregnated his mother with himself just like jesus
>>736226645anyone got that video of the alpaca tackling the guy kuk
>>736225908It’s just legends written about the Pokemon by ancient people
>>736225134What is your endgame
>>736228198crashing this plane
I know I shouldn't give a shit about powerlevels in a fucking Super Mario Movie, but I find it very funny how they septically stated Rosalina is the all-powerful goddess with the power to destroy the universe if she wanted to and then they have her lose to fucking Bowser Jr. 5 minutes later
Buy Super Mario Bros Wonder: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meet-up in Bellabel Park so you can play as Rosalina and get your revenge on Wonder Jr.
>>736226487She lost because she got distracted protecting the Lumas
>>736226590Fuck yeah, I will definitely buy Super Mario Bros™ Wonder: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meet-up in Bellabel Park, but what is great is that if I already owned the Nintendo Switch version, then I would only need to buy the Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park Upgrade Pack for $19.99 instead of paying the full price for $79.99. I love Nintendo!
>>736226487https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Mario_(Canon,_Games)/Fnw21_Gamer>The Void was going to consume all existence--all worlds, all dimensions, all possibilities and all timelines, basically destroying the entire Marioverse. Plato's book "The Republic" exists in Mario, and is referred to as "the truth" by Aristotle, who in real life was the only person to object to Plato's Theory of Forms introduced in The Republic. There are analogies that bear resemblances to those in said book, and likewise, the game says that it explains the world, the universe and all things, and answers countless questions. If The Republic is actually legitimate in Mario, it would mean the Intelligible World with all Universal concepts exists, and thus aspatial and atemporal Forms also exist, and thus The Void would erase them all too.
>>736226852and i boughtedrepeat after mei boughtedyou boughtedwe boughtednintendo is won because of you and me
Persona 6 should take place in a nursing home. Think about it. You get to enjoy a wide range of activities that come with retired living plus the benefits of having an adult cast (so no more questionable possibly pedophilic content) It'd be a great way to shake up the series formula and subvert player expectations. I really think it could bring Persona to a whole new swath of people.
>retiredzoomer here, I will literally never experience this (if we were to keep all the welfare and gibs shit as is), fuck you boomers for rugpulling my future
what are some cool websites you guys remember on the old "web 1.0". kind of feeling nostalgic and remembering fan sites dedicated to games or anime and shitty comics. peak soul. the website version of the games we got until like 2006 or so.
>>736227407I'm surprised to see someone else talking about this, I thought I was alone in my thoughts in regards to what's going on with old internet / old society being rewritten by revisionists / history rewriters. I archive a lot of the old internet because of their malicious behavior, they want everyone to use twitter and plebbit and nothing else, they despise personalized blog websites. I theorize it's marxist tactics, demorilize and take away everyone's individuality so they are better workers. Hobby infiltrators work as their pawns trying to spread and rewrite internet and real life culture. They claim you have to be left wing to be a goth, furry, a scene kid, etc when it was never about politics. Keep archiving, anons. The old world is the true world, it cannot die and will never die just like our eternal souls. I laugh in the face of these corruptionists.
I just want to be happy again /v/.
https://www.supercoolzone.com/
TRSrocking dot com for pokemon games glitch discussions and discovery. I was really into pokemon glitches back then.
>>736229930mew truck
post your favorite videogame male character
Let's laugh at steamies
>/v/ thread about a reddit screenshot about a neogaf articleI'd rather laugh at OP
>>736230021It's not xirs fault xir got encephalitis, please understand
OP humiliation thread
>>736225939let's not.
>>7362259391,000 employees laid off saarFull power to India!!
Cute Sisters.
>>736229283these bitches are literally possessed by jewish demons and they like it
>>736229096It isn't normalfags who do this, it is terminally onlines from discord and reddit.
I'm only here to remind you all that Rosalina is best girl.
>>736185716>I saw a picture of Mario and Luigi kissing, please don't do that.>years later make Peach and Rosalina sistersWhat the fuck is his problem?
>>736229535have you seen that woman's punishment for this incident? summoned before the high council of HR representatives and they give her a "please don't do that" barely akin to a slap on the wrist
Did the devs win? A new demo came out a few days ago.
>>736227131Will it even be worth torrenting?
I fucking hate indy dev drama so much guys why can't they just be normal
>>736226174New demo? Is there actually anything new in it?
>>736229172Nope
>>736226174Man fuck the shitcoin jeet who took over and ruined SSR wives. Do what this anon >>736227131 said
what's the difference between crimson desert and palworld? one copied pokemon while the other copied at least 9 different video games that made the history of video gameskek, it's like the dream of some unimaginative millennial transfreak with enough money to put it together
>>736224848you are the most relaxed tranny
>>736221057>copied at least 9 different video gamesYou can say that about every game.
>>736229830>$0.0001 has been deposited to your bank account
>>736229830show me a %100 origin game
>>736221057>eats up remake milking scams>seethes at new games that is inspired by successful gamesI really don't understand why people get their troonshorts in a twist over this.
>my job suddenly became fun when it is video gameswhy is this the case? ive heard farmers love farming sims,marines loved fpses and truckers loved trucking sims too.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/scp%20166https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/Cookie_Run_Kingdom.png
>>736226932schizo
>>736226640Sometimes you just get the pull of occupying your mind with what you already know, it gives a feeling of safety except that you don't have to deal with actual consequences and friction of going outside
>>736226640Because it's the small stuff.When you're playing the game, you don't feel the ache in your legs and back from standing in the same place for 8 hours, you don't get yelled at because you don't accept an expired coupon, you don't smell the shit when you're sent to clean the toilet.
>>736229875the shit spells good
Now that we know that gamers actually enjoy the Ubisoft formula, what is the real reason we pretended to dislike Ubisoft open worlds for?
wow is this genshin impact
>>736226620Good thing the game doesn't have any of that.
>>7362261092 had feathers and codex pages. I'd also say that chests also count as collectibles becuase they are tracked. Brotherhood had flags, feathers, chests, towers and shops.
>>736224414We already knew that 10 years ago
>>736228129lmao Ubisoft wishes they could make a game half as polished kekw
StarCraft is too hard... Melee is too hard... Quake 3 is too hard... GunZ is too hard... Apex Legends is too hard... Fighting games are too hard...Filling this list up is too hard...
>>736223082At first I wanted to say why not just drive a real truck but then I understood.
>>736226531>no uYou can't even properly write subhuman. Get some self-awareness.
her giga fat fuck 60 years old husband doing the thumbs up behind the camera always gets
>>736221850Beat'em ups are too hard.... Actually they aren't, they're perfect
>>736221850>>736229072Who is xhe?
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
So are we gettign a big paid dlc or a sequel for Chronicles 2?
>>736226017There's still that big locked Victory Road mode in the main menu lmao
>>736226991that's an online mode so who cares
I guess we're getting Victory Road next month or after that, depend on if we're getting an update to balance stuff
Oh yeah for some reason Layton is still not in the game despite being in the files
Is this the Thoth board or the Osiris board?
>>736224348Let's be honest, we'd all just be Buddhist at that point. Guys did the same shit in the East.
>>736220398I too am a fan of anatomy
>>736216908Thoth for sure. I'd type in cheats and have unlimited god powers. Used to absolutely LOVE Age of Mythology!
>>736217180/thread
>>736216908Son of Osiris might the the strongest unit in the game but one well place meteor wins games.Either way, if you let your enemy reach Mythic Age you already fucked up.
I never know when I'm playing something that was designed to be too hard vs. my own inability to rise to the challenge and it's tearing me apart.
>>736223680I wanna be the guy
>>736223573If you’re engaging with 80% of the mechanics and still making progress, the game’s probably fine and you’re just learning.If you’re engaging with 80% of the mechanics and getting obliterated until you respec into “youtube build #3” and suddenly faceroll it, that’s not difficulty, that’s devs failing basic balance.There’s a difference between “this boss tests everything you’ve learned” and “this boss hard-checks one very specific cheese strat.” One feels satisfying when you overcome it. The other feels like doing taxes correctly.Difficulty should make you better at the game. If the optimal path is to ignore the game, that’s just bad design.
>>736226354>youtube build #3 because you're too retarted to understand basic mechanics and need a guide.It's never about the game difficulty. It's about your own lack of cognitive capacity. Something that plagues you, in your everyday life.
>>736226354Why should you be able to engage with only 80% of mechanics? All those people who struggled with MGR because they refused to learn to parry were in the wrong, not the game.If it has a tutorial and you're not using it and you're struggling then you're fucking up.
When you're feeling like you're getting a good grasp on the games mechanics and then you play whatever PVP mode it has and you just get shit on every time
FRESH MUTTON
>>736228798>implying the next remaster won't be ZestiriaWorst part, it will STILL probably run like garbage at 30 fps.
>>736227831jiggle physics weren't good
I keep getting the itch to replay Eternia.
>>736228480they've added 120fps support. but thats about it
>>736229157Dew it, it's peak 2D Tales.
It feels like i' 12 again.
>>736228953I wish nintendo would make animal crossing less of a boring simulator and go the Fantasy Life i way
Fortnite won.
>>736227105niggas name is literally doodoo
>>736227198people from our generation were saying equally stupid shit like rawr means ily in dinosaur xd, mispelling the as teh for no reason, leetspeak, etc when they were kids. it's the same shit, it's meaningless. it's not that big of a deal. maybe we are getting more progressively retarded though.
>>736228750>He says while deliberately entering a gen alpha meme thread on /v/
>>736229368All of those have a quadrillion times more soul than anything made by zoomers. Not that you'd know what soul is, little zoomie.
>>736229507Is over 30 zoomer these days? Idk anymore you fags constantly move goalposts and change definitions to whatever you want it to mean at any time lol