>uncs had to read the equivalent of war and peace to complete a level
>>736195105Yes really, a well-written walkthrough is much easier to look through than a damn video transcript.
>>736195263@grok why is unc crashing out fr
>>736195263BASED
>>736193715>Needing a guide to clear levelsRetard detected
>>736193715if you know what this is, then you're an "unc". Stop larping as a fucking nigger.
What's up with this
>>736194987Ok but a game with a similar sprite animation on the right could be pretty funny
>>736192865>Indie game by one guy>Top of the line graphics for its era made by a team of people pushing the limits of what was possibleIts a fucking mystery
>>736195332The joke is, that a shitty game is so well regarded. He just made the perfect game for autists is all it really is
>>736195429Never played it the fans were so fucking annoying it killed any interest
>>736192913Both of those game came out 2018. Left two days before right.
Why arent you playing Marvel Rivals?
>>736193158post the full uncensored video
>>736195061I want Captain Britain. And Doctor Octopus
>>736192746I fucking hate the capeshit for fat losers.
>>736195153That they haven't added Green Goblin yet is a crime.
Why aren't you watching Hokuto no Ken?
Be honest /v/ do you trust him for one last ride?
>fallout 4>fallout 76>starfieldelder scrolls 6 will be the biggest piece of shit ever made
>>736189094
>>736192412It will be the last game Todd will work on, it WILL be good, he want that final award before the end of his career
>>736190925I fucking hated all three and I'm curious how you people decided that all that other Bethesdaslop was perfectly okay, but suddenly Starfield is where you draw the line
TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
That Switch 2? SheeitCome on now..
>>736195480Best chadwarden ytp?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzQJ3ua3KyI
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736194748Fuck you Sam.
>>736194092>>736194167>Sam, these outbursts are a source of deep rooted anger towards something unforgivable. I don't know who hurt you, but know this, I am always there for you>So why not relax and take a dip in the hot springs, okay?
>>736194836>throws you in deep tar
Aren't you guys glad that Kojimbo won Game of the Year?
>>736159002Finally reach the Jeets.>Oh, I can't connect because my father is out and it isn't just my decision.I just know they're going to be annoying as fuck. Hopefully five starring them is fast so I can avoid them.
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736184449Yay
>>736085615But you're not escorting anyone
>>736085615Play the demo. It's good.
>>736177029based instinctual blue collar worker
>>736185530holy shit those hairs are actually fucked up. that is DISGUSTING. I kind of don't want to play the game knowing she looks like she is turning into the fly up close.
JUST DODGE 200 BROIT'S EASY BROFUCK YOU
ITT: Sequels that are better than their predecessor in literally every way.
>>736190997Yeah, that's false.
>>736187287I am still flabbergasted this game exists, it's a bloody miracle.
>>736188658Nope. Much of the original's content is recreated in it and the title's similar, which might be where that perception comes from.
>>736187287kirby getting kinda zesty with it
>>736190065Do you only buy digital? Retailers usually have Nintendo games off 20% or something at a minimum depending on where you look.
Would adding eyelashes to your favorite character actually improve it?
>>736193534would
>> >/vp/
Was this worse than the LISA re-release?
>>736194870NEVER pay more than $0 for RPG Maker sludge.Especially when it's a retarded, washed-up dev trying to claim a retroactive paycheck for the popularity of something he made 2 decades prior.
>there's.. like police and security cameras and stuff>this is fascism...
>>736190880>"Democracy" like most political terminology has no rigid definitionwat
>>736189363Oh fuck off. We have fundamentally different worldviews that can no longer be reconciled now, and yet you believe yours is the superior version, and I need to be subservient to it. Either we separate without bloodshed, or we see who's the stronger one at throttling each other's throat.
>>736182063Severely underrated reply.>>736148959I like to give these bait threads the benefit of the doubt.Let's pretend that OP actually wanted to talk about Mirror's Edge, a fantastic title that you and I both adore. A simple, normal thread would be on page 10 or archived by now. However, with OP's engagement bait, it's guaranteed to get hundreds of replies, some of which may lead to actual discussion of this lightning in a bottle masterpiece.He has to do this, or else people will just shitpost about how Catalyst was dogshit (omg you have to unlock basic movement abilities like the roll, lmao). This was worth it, because now there's a mirrors edge thread. Unfortunately that's how /v/ is; genuine discussion threads don't last long behind all the cancer. However, Mirror's edge can't be posted on /vr/, /vst/, /vrpg/, etc... so this is the logical conclusion.It's possible or is a genuine retard but I HOPE he's just pretending to be retarded and actually just wanted a Mirror's Edge thread rather than is genuinely confused by the dystopian future (which we live in)
>>736149912literally yes.
>>736160760this
It's not just the same map and same engine, it's the exact same fucking plot too>After a millennia, Ganon has awakened>An Ancient, Advanced race that fought ganon in ancient times has left their technology scattered about, you have the special ability to utilize it to its fullest potential>you are given most of these abilities in the tutorial, unlocking quality of life ones later>Ganons forces have also co-opted some of it, though>In an act of self-sacrifice, Zelda has been indisposed for an inordinately long time in an effort to help stop Ganon>(optional) You most travel all over the map to collect Zelda's memories to piece together what happened>(Optional) you must travel to the realms of the Zora, Gorons, Rito, and Gerudo to help them with a problem and acquire a special power from one of their long dead Champions who fought Ganon long ago>(Optional, some fucking how) you lost The Master Sword and you have to find it>People eat it the fuck upHow did they get away with this? What are the odds the next game in the series uses this plot again?
>>736194880what did he get wrong?
>>736194992Yeah too bad they scrapped the original plans for BotW's DLC and turned it into TotK instead.
>>736194608Don't forget about the sky islands having fuck all to do and the biggest one being the tutorial area
>>736195057What a fucking rug pull that was>all the marketing focuses on the sky islands>even the game's boxart>there's barely any of them>even then, they're extremely repetitiveidk if it was technical limitations or what but they shouldn't have even bothered. I'd prefer if they cut the sky islands and focused on making the depths actually interesting instead, that area had so much potential and they fucked it.
>>736191394Errrrrm you're not supposed to pay attention to the plot tho? All your criticism is now invalid, please look at this sales chart which ends all further arguments.
How would you get out of this situation?
>>736192894sauce?
>>736192965It's right here:
>>736192965Some vaporware shit.
>>736192965Air Strip Angel.A project from a fellow anon that will never ever come out.
>>736193345Where's the other gif
Some of these captchas are impossible unless you have a high INT stat.
>>736196065Is it a joke or does he actually need a club?
Why is janny not being mean today? He was busy deleting comments calling the April Fools event shit or something?
>>736196082>MLP music instantly playsDANCHOU?!?!?!
>80% win rate drops to 50%Is it over?
>>736196320The sooner people realize the janny is not the TRVE enemy is when /v/ma will finally achieve peace.
>They actually managed to make an April Fools worse than the Canada one
>>736193735
ONE OF THE CAPTCHAS WAS A DORO I SWEAR TO GOD
>>736193735Don't worry anon. Siren says "NO" to they abyss
It's really fun, stop complaining.
So this year's april fools' really was JUST this, huh?
stop being an entitled tranny
What did i miss/not miss
>>736188813I think it would have been fun if it was board specific and anons got a big fat red >anon doesn't know who so-and-so isat the bottom of their posts
April Fools is the most unfunny shit anyway
>>736188813Last year's April Fools got the site hacked two weeks later. You have to play it safer now.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
What if I respond with:>I hope one day you will escape from the cage you've built around yourself Is that a good comeback to being accused of not beating a single game?
>>736187423You are correct. In the future I shall refrain from such foolishness
>>736187423No U
why do i have to not sound mad? fuck you
>>736187423I don't care
I made a silly mod about two games that I likePlay it here!https://files.catbox.moe/kj1jy7.zipOr just watch it as a video if I fucked up the folders, but there's also the art I made there! This took like two weeks to make but i hope it's enjoyable.
>>736191263the more muted reds, whites, blacks and greys on helltaker were really good, greens and purples not so much even with the contrast
>>736191826he actually had way better designs early on before he went full eye-searing
>>736193237his style is fucking baller but yeah dropped the ball with it a bit
anyway Zdrada sex
>>736180243I want to rape White Lily Cookie
This will win Indie GOTY.
Its a masterpiece
>>736193770So is this just a jewish La Mulana ripoff???
>>736194056with yappinglots of yapping
>>736194118Its got Ba'al too
They should completely remove the parts where the child and his mother? are talking
