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A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT
>had a wife and a daughterThat's still more than most here will ever do thoughever
2026 is going to be the year of the spoonyone
This DLC has completely changed the way I view medieval Europe.It looks like a backwards shithole compared to China.
>>728943345Same. This DLC pretty much convinced me Europe is just a peninsula of Asia like Jeetdia.
>>728972176>didn't botherYou mean invaded, and failed, and still hung out for centuries in the backwaters of Europe which were the only places they could conquer.>nooo they all went back after failing horriblyNo, they were still there in Russia centuries later. Russia was valuable enough to keep and there ain't shit there. Your nonsense is false.>noooo but China was so great it was the best it had to be!The only relevance China had in all of history was being the place silk came from. That's it. Reminder, the huge economical zone was all about raw natural resources being extracted from China (silk) and being transported to civilization (Europe) and that one simple interaction was enough to sustain the entire middle east on its route.
>>728972007That’s a meme. The Andaman Islands were known to be violent way before the British, even Marco Polo mentions it. Most tribes, like the Jarawa and the Onge, were just like the sentinelese until they decided not to kill foreigners (and then promptly died off from disease lmao)
>>728953198Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>728943345But that's just the fault of Paradox's development patterns. If they made a game and started from China, it would be the most boring lifeless part of the map and wherever the last big DLC was set would be the most interesting instead.Also it's not like China is as big a contender for most complex in EU4 and HOI4 so that kinda disproves your point.
Hey did you play that new Warhammer game? it came out this year oh uhh I think try the one that was released last week no not that one it was Thursday umm it may have been the morning release on Thursday yeah try that one
Games Workshop used to be fiercely protective of their brand and wouldn't license it to anyone. How times have changed. I prefer it this way though, there's some gems amongst the slop
Do the monkeys celebrate Christmas? Does monkey Jesus exist?
Tell me why do the zoomers like monkeys so much?
Why do I suck so much at this game...? What am I doing so wrong? This is the easiest difficult and I can't even get past the first skull of the health bar.
Did you also struggle to enjoy videogames as you got older?
>>728955605It's not controversial. A lot of Zoomers hold this opinion. The pendulum is swinging real fucking hard this decade.
>>728931232I've got news for you. You're still a kid. Come back when you're in your 30s at a minimum.
>>728931123>play game>nauseousonly when i first started playing VR and had to get my VR legs and tweak some settings. the way Serious Sam 3 VR works is just... just thinking about it makes me queezy
>>728931232i think this sometimes and then remember my country is absolutely fucked and i will never be able to afford a house or my own family anyway so why should i care ?at best a lot of guys under 30 will spend their entire lives filling that void until civil unrest happens or we'll just be discarded like trash whenever AI actually starts to take over every job ever made.thankfully video games are fun and cheap.
>>728970508What does it have to do with videogames?
>serviceable gunplay, but not that fun nor interesting>serviceable maps, but not that fun nor interesting>serviceable driving, but not that fun nor interesting>serviceable combat, certainly barebones and boring as fuck>serviceable sountrack, but not original, just threw a bunch of popular songs and called it a day>serviceable plots, but not that interesting to the point most people barely give it a second thoughtThe most mid franchise of all time. The closest gaming has ever been to the phrase "jack of all trades, master of none". There's NOTHING outstanding about these games.
>>728967243The best one is the IV era of GTA because they were actually putting effort into their games from IV to CTW. But unfortunetly, all of that got wasted because the GTA fandom is made up of retards who buy low effort slop like GTA V.
>>728972137I like GTA for the comedy and IV was alright in that area. I don't if it was intentional, but doing a helicopter ride with Brucie in front of a building saying "get a life" made me chuckle and also close the game to go outside. Really funny stuff.
the gta games have some of the worst gunplay in gaming, in the ps2 era all weapons feel like shitthis is why bully is the best rockstar's game, the weapons were actually fun there
>>728972137GTA 4 gunplay feels punchy at least.
>>728972706>the gta games have some of the worst gunplay in gaming, in the ps2 era all weapons feel like shitGunplay in GTA didn't get good until IV, but was very passable on the PSP games.
It's time to admit that this was good.
>>728972645>The first green area is the best looking it's all downhill from therevolt forge looks better and has better level design. Ice belt has better level design too
>>728972763Yeah the ice and volcano areas were the highlights. Idk why people keep repeating this falsehood that the starting area is the best looking one, I thought it was the most mid
>>728965092Uncs fr be like YOOOOO THESE GRAPHICS FIRE
>>728972645every area aside from the desert is gorgeous, other than that agreed
>>728972763and flare pool is the best looking
I work full time. I have a family. I don't have that much time to play games and when I do I often get interrupted. What are the best games that can be very easily picked up and dropped while still being fun?
>>728964128>demake
Most nintendo games are like this these days
>>728971047>>728970990Local multiplayer? This is a terrible idea
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
1-Max Payne2-Infamous3-Fallout4-Uncharted5-Yakuza6-Hitman7-Code Vein8-Spy Fiction9-Marlow Briggs0-BioShock
>>728967573>In what way are you regretting this? May sound weird but I'm genuinely curiousI suppose the usual "greener grass" side of having someone to talk to?I don't know. It's just when I have something to drink, I tend to reflect on how how my autism sabotaged my social life. I've had 2 real friends my entire life; one moved to a different part of the country in middle school, another died of a drug overdose in 2019. I have no friends, I've never had anything close to girlfriend, no job, no real education or prospects. Having a a few glasses really bring these things to the surface, whereas they are usually suppressed for fear of having to confront the shitshow that i've made of my life.Knowing someone reads my drunken rants brings me some comfort though. so if you're reading this bullshit, thanks.>>728968001>Skate Story hmm, cool. i'll wishlist it and try it out sometime>>728969020>PLAYANnice. people talk shit about skyrim on this board a lot; I think because of the awful main story, but it really is a great game. great visuals, INCREDIBLE soundtrack, and the side content/dlcs are pretty good. have fun anon>>728969824>DRINKANlast time i ordered some vanilla tea is was kinda bland. maybe i prepared it wrong. how was yours?>>728971227Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>728971607>last time i ordered some vanilla tea is was kinda bland. maybe i prepared it wrong. how was yours?It's fine, I just brew a cup with generic teabags on a nightly basis after dinner.
>>728972094yeah I got this one, which is a whole vanilla rod, so I'm not sure if there's some specific way you're supposed to brew it, but it was kinda bland.
>PLAYANDolls nest. Got stuck on the stinky helicopter boss and dropped it for a couple months. gunna give it another go.>WATCHANEither together or beau is afraid. I want somethin spooky and artsy.>LISTENANCreepcast jeff the killer episode. The bad stories are my favorites.>READANCompilation of harlan ellison stories. >EATANBaked potato with chiliComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>make AssCreed game in Sengoku Japan>one protagonist is an OC Iga Ikki ninja trying to get revenge for her clan>another protagonist is a historical character Yasuke who was vaguely involved with the destruction of her clan>Yasuke was part of the entourage of a samurai lord, received a samurai's reward (stipend), carried the weapons of a samurai, and by all regards would be seen as another samurai goon of Nobunaga, but confused anachronistic storylets in Japan and "rightwing SJWs" in the west throw a fit when he is confused with a samurai in a time period where being a samurai was not a big deal (and when a literal rice farming peasant like Hideyoshi could become samurai and achieve Shogun status)>mediocre game but with good graphics and good visuals get brutally taken down, treated by Youtube grifters like it is the second coming of Snow White (their hyperfocus since it is such a low-hanging fruit that midwits love to watch it being torn apart)>said Youtube grifters would come to praise Clair Obscur ExpeditionGPT months later, which has less roleplaying than the freaking AssCreed game released months prior and brutally taken down by themAssCreed Shadows sold very well in Europe and was their #1 game for a while, but it tanked in America and Japan. Congressmen in Japan spoke against anti-japanese portrayals, citing footage of Yasuke brutally destroying Takeshi's property, then cutting his neck.
>>728969102you play as a belgian contract assassin and you assassinate lazy niggers' hands
>>728967694All that aside, imagine how confusing it must have been for the poor bastard. I don't think he actually understood Japanese, other than vaguely. Like it would be people constantly shouting things like - "You! Go there!" or "Fight!" - in the middle of one of the greatest political events of Japan's history. It would be like a monkey trying to understand an election.
>>728969102Hey that's just the plot for Far Cry 2!
>>728972723Yep. A literal stranger in a strange land from his perspective.
>couldve made a normal game with a japanese protag that wouldve sold tons>instead make the protag some black OC and tanked their salesWhat kind of mental illness is this?
Behold! The greatest anime crossover game in existence >god tier roster>god tier gameplay>based around the greatest period from Shonen JumpHow do we tell Japan to go back to 2D fighter crossover games? The 3D ones suck ass.
>>728969681Wasn't this the last time Kinnikuman appeared in a Jump game? I think that's why I didn't bother with any of the later ones. Also the fact that the rosters were a fraction of the DS game. Also I fucking hate anime.
>>728971637>Only iconic character is Goku>The other two were basically flavor of the month shit for weebs>Shitty grim dark lighting and CG instead of reh colorful art that Shonen is known forAnd they wonder why these games bombed.
Where's Toriko
Some crazy nigga has spent like the past 5-6 years making a Mugen Jump Force clone that closely mimicks this game's art style. I've been wanting to download it, but then I look at the 50gb size and I go back to playing something on Steam.https://youtu.be/q4rwpb0Zq1U?si=nBTIuEAVWGe81BDA
>>728972514Is that a blond Jonathan?
real life vidya locations thread
>>728964572Top Fun Bot?
>>728964572>Body >Dick >Penis
>>728964572>LOVE GAL RUBI do love to rub Gals so I suppose that's accurate.
>>728964572StudPlayYeatz
>>728964572>Love>Bitch>ButtYes I do. Yes I do.
This is peak anthro design. Anything else is furry trash.
>>728968758sometimes debates get heated
>"anthro">actually just human with accessoriesKill yourself normie npc NIGGERKIKE
Tickling Klonoa's prostate and giving him a boygasm...
Is the age of gaming finally over?
>>728955862No, but the golden age of affordable PC gaming is over.
>>728955970>1080p 60hz on an RTX 4080
>>728971624It's not good for anything higher. Modern games require 16GB of VRAM at 1080p.
If there was any justice in this world Sam Altman would be publicly flayed alive
>>728971161It comes from both.
Were these games any good? I never played them back in the day since the touch controls seemed really unappealing to me.
>>728967189I thought they were great. I'd like to replay them some day.
They're decent, worth playing if you've already played the classic LoZ games and want more.There're romhacks out there that convert the games to traditional controls which made them less of a chore.
>>728967189Phantom Hourglass had a lot I didn't like, but it also had some great items and good new ideas. Spirit Tracks feels like a more polished followup and is unironically one of my favorite Zeldas despite hating touch controls, but it still has qualities that tend to filter people beyond that. Touch controls suck, but I'd still recommend at least trying both.
>>728970984The idea of train tracks serving as a prison for a demon is genius.
>>728967189Otherwise great games made mediocre due to the retarded decision to make controls touch only rather than optional. There were other retarded gimmicks too (blowing on the mic and closing the screen) but neither have the magnitude of the touch controls.On a side note, the online multiplayer in phantom hourglass was one of the most rage inducing games ever. I loved it
This would be similar to Larian's proposed use case, btw.
>>728964598gonna have to wait for one that actually looks good then. its not going to be from a western dev regardless thats for sure
>>728940704Most everything that came out post 2020 is pozzed. Jus play old games and don't look back.
>>728942174I don't want to pay $1,000 for RAM so companies can make games for cheaper while selling them for the same price.
AI = NO BUY
>>728940520The correct answer is telling the anti AI faggots to fuck off and to sit and spin. This meek half apology bullshit is just putting blood in the water
What playthrough on YouTube should I watch instead of playing it? I don't feel like looking up a guide every 5 minutes
There's a dude called Dungeon Chill that does a really good job with games like this and also speaks fluent Japanese (he even did fucking Time Twist which to my understanding does not have a fan translation yet for some reason). He also loves 90s and 2000s era 3D and seems pretty based.Though frankly, this is one of the better SCUMM classic Lucasfilm games; if you have any interest, go and play it yourself. It plays on modern hardware with any recent version on Steam, GOG etc. You'll get more out of it playing it yourself and as far as guides its... well, up to how much you know about this era's adventuire games. Most you can solve yourself and at worst start doing the >I'm gonna combine all the things I can think of until it works the way the devs expected you to solve itbut still is a good experience. Grim Fandango is better than Full Throttle but I definitely suggest playing it - kinda like Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis.
>>728969396there's only 1 puzzle in the game you would need a guide for unless you are a complete drooling retard
>>728969602akshually it's not SCUMM, it's GRIMM.
This can't be... b-but the weekly famitsu thread....
>>728969802blame site administration, rapeape is perfectly happy with /pol/ bleeding out into all other boards
>>728969671you already posted that lil tendie
>>728961691nintranny sisters...
>>728961691>source: trust me bro
>>>/biz/
Video game are not art. Amazon Prime Video Original Series are art.
>>728969028I thought he was the worst character in Hateful 8, couldn't stand him. Then he blows me away in Fallout and becomes my favorite actor. Then he shows up in a Dorito's commercial, so I buy that flavor to eat now.Amazon's Fallout series is art, indeed.
REDVAN GIBBONS
>>728970529Wouldn't that logic also apply to Film, Television, theatre performance, and classical music?
>>728969028Did the D lister tell you that himself?
>>728972115I'll never not find it hilarious how opera has some sort of prestige when it was just the equivalent of today's soap operas. Purely commercial entertainment projects commissioned by rich bored fatties.
>open world game>sidequests have shit rewardsWhy is this so common?
why would sidequest have good rewards in zelda? these people are basically savages living on fucking huts.
>>728969462>open world game>vast and emptyWhy is this so common?
>>728971863Morrowind
>>728971953You're supposed to not bitch about a piece of content because it doesn't radically transform the rest of your playthrough.
>>728971863>devs release balance patch to single player game>everything becomes equally shitty, removing any sense of becoming more powerful
