Now: Setting up for Ratchet & ClankNext: ProdeusLater: Metal Gear Rising: RevengeanceStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683197248$1k reached! Redeem your Plum shirts!
I missed you plum sisters
>>683207874I'm migging
>>683207874I'm in
I have unsuccessfully mi
I went back to ASM
Thank you mig
PLUM
I hate women, both real and pretending ones.
Stream 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdnHCae_9UFuck ritualposters
So do ESA own Plum? How can they sell tshirts of her otherwise?
>>683207998how does she afford all that food jesus
Oh, ESA starts today.I thought it starts tomorrow
>>683207998>fatKill yourself, jesus christ
I bought it.
>ratchet and clank againOh come on
>I'm Xem>I'm ts-
Sexocatbro, I think you're going to starve this time around...
>>683208019The studio folded, there's nobody to really stop them anymore and it was only ever being promoted because Edenal is friends with the developer.
TIM SPOTTED
>>683208025>>683208049Uhm ackshually, poor people have the highest rate of obesity because they eat shit.
NG+ runs are boring.
There it is again.
>>683208054based plummer
Into the trash you go
CHOKE
>>683208097Lookin healthyCancer aint got shit on him
>>683208097He looks like a really ugly lesbian
>>683208097Pictured 1:1 scale
IM CHOKE PERFECT
>>683208097He lives
>Maral left>Lovare left>Metako stepped down>Argick stepped down>Paulister stepped down>Nikoheart stepping down>Heinki stepping down>TinyTim has health issues>BigJon dying>No more 24/7 streams>No more stream 2>No Japanese restream>No French restreamDo you think they'll survive this or will they just end it next year if nothing improves?
Tinytim spotted
>>683208135Yea... You wanna play with your mario games??
>>683208009BASED
Already over.>683208194true!
>>683208194They’ll just be replaced..<SpoilerTag>Right?</SpoilerTag>
>>683208009>australians are so desperate they migrate to ESA threadsturboKEKW
>game displays opposite to where the runners are on cameraHow have they not learned from last ESA
>>683208097Kek I actually looked past him and was searching in the back row.
>>683208273So these are the retards spamming, huh
>>683208194>Maral left>Lovare left>Metako stepped down>Argick stepped downSo the event is better now?
>>683208009Soon stream 1 fags will see the light. Shall their souls be saved.
>>683208194Maral and all the other early days e-thots were just there because of ties to the charity that ESA stopped doing stuff with.
>>683208334Fucking kek
How many transsexuals are in this event?
>>683208334wah... huh? what was I...?
What game are you all playing while this is on in the background?
>>683208334Always face it forward
Races should never be more than 30 minutes long
>>683208194What the fuck happened? I only look at these things when the events are happening.
>Mommy Milkers isn't hereI'm out.
>>683208273How fucking stupid do you have to be to fuck up the spoiler tag?
>>683208334There was no repeat. A weather balloon reflected some light from Venus onto swamp gas and caused an optical illusion.
>>683208194This list is missing Fatzke, I think people underestimate his impact.
>>683208054MAKO, I know you're here! I hope ESA paid you well for these shirts, don't take "exposure" or "it's a charity" as payment!
>>683208438osrs
>>683208452Metako declared himself supreme overlord and staged a coup. His ESA2 Stronghold was breached and he was forced to retreat and regroup back in England.
>>683208458She's doing other European events like NSG, she's not likely to show up at an ESA now.
>>683208201kek
couldn't even get that right
>>683208458>>683208452see >>>>683204575>>683206061lies!
>>683208561I remember him saying he got paid for doing them last time so he probably does still.
>>683208201Add a speech bubble to the cam view in the back too.
>>683208054plum feet and thighs...
>>683208054
>>683208569>"omg I have ptsd because of sexual harassment from ESA!!">instantly goes and act like a cam whore for other events with no shameIs this really how someone that felt so bad after the event would act?
>>683208334lmao
>>683208714>I see, John...
>His smile and optimism: gone
>getting tips from the crowdUhhhh, it's over?
>>683208714TELL ME THE FUTURE YOU SAW, BEAST
>>683208562I don't recognize modern Runescape at all, did they upgrade the engine? I haven't played since middleschool.
interdasting
>>683208746>>683208829>A world...full of lasagna...made of crying babies and weeping mothers...
>>683208501nobody asked you to be an anal that sucks shit yet you are
[Laughter stops]
>>683208926based
>>683208938Kek
>>683208938saars
So let me get this straight. Some of the main people involved in the event were being creepy to the prize lass and now it's all fallen apart?
>only +300 views over ASMoh NONONONONONO
>>683208995>main peopleNo, there's a pastebin, why do none of you idiots bother to read it when it's been answered a million times?
>>683208995Yeah this girl here had so much ptsd and feeling bad because of what happened >>683208569 and because some of the higher up people didn't "take her seriously" they got mad and left, like Metako.
>>683209067>bother to read itprobably because it's never been posted
>>683209013the fuck is this bro
>>683208995It would be more accurate to say that the staff was wildly incompetent and said>Not our problemToo many times, which led to a large amount of public backlash and several important people walking away from the event. It probably wouldn't have happened the way it did if Edenal hadn't already earned a reputation for not listening to criticism and just doing whatever he wanted with the event.
>>683208561I'm here, brother and don't worry I always get paid
Lovare pastebin https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>683208995It's not limited to just that, there was a lot of mismanagement going on and when that shit dropped they basically opted to tell people to shut up and started banning and silencing people wherever possible, which obviously pissed them off more.>>683209071Metako hasn't said why he left yet, he left way before she even posted her pastebin.
Donation cam is GONE, not sure why it was in the first run, was it a joke?
>>683209130I think he did a good job not taking this person >>683208569 seriously about accusations.
>>683209169nice tits
>>683209134post full res art
>>683209134My hero.
>>683206109https://files.catbox.moe/u4auav.mp4>>>/wsg/5624303
No more prize mommy no more coomers. Based. Kick the bitch out. Now we need to kick the Twitter trust and safety team at the beginning of the stream out
>>683209134Welcome back, I already ordered my Plum shirt.
Any good runs that I’ve missed?
Ok so it's not even close anymore, right? God I hate races
>>683209169I'm sure she dresses like that because she wants people not to look at herAt the core of this, coomers ruined the event
>>683209246lmao
>>683208054>Anon why are you wearing a shirt with a half naked child on it?
>>683209246wtf anon
>>683209303Normally the person in the lead in races is pre-instructed to fumble if they get too far ahead for views. I take it they were not told to fumble here.
Which Plum pic should I put on the billboards?
>>683209130Even going "not our problem" isn't the extent of it, they were going "not our problem but we don't want you talking about it publicly", which is a very HRish thing to do.It comes across like they wanted to protect the brand above anything else, even if shit's happening at their events.
Metako left before the pastebin. probably cause he got fed up with all the retarded decisions Edenal and Planks were making. No volunteers have any say whatsoever, it's all Edenal and Planks. If they want you to do something, you need to shut the fuck up and do it.
>>683208714Literally me right now after being awake for 29 hours and planning to watch at least a bit of evo.
>>683209375I remember the Hat in Time race when he actually did fumble and it became a close race at the end.
ADOPT THIS PLUM!>>683209134Good. Get paid for your Plums.
>>683209384Spread eagle bottomless one.
>>683209384The one (You) made, obviously!
>>683209353Because i want to fuck her.
>>683209246>me accidentally replying to the wrong post got put in the choruskek
>ESA staff doesn't bend their asses backwards and simp like crazy for a thot dressing like a slut >this makes them bad somehow
>>683209384
Thanks, mumbles
>>683209384Double Action when?https://youtu.be/QW-IpTCmlg0
Fuck is this donation reader cam?
>>683209516I'm only here to fap to the slampig
>>683209394Planks is as bad as Edenal too, he just keeps his head down a little more.
>>683209353joke's on you she's actually a hundreds of years old witch
>>683209202Are you laughing now, anon?
>>683209442A few GDQ runners have said their instructed to do as much, always keep as close a race as possible.
We're watching ESA all week in our kinoplex, come join frens https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/v4c
>>683209443EVERYONE BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE!!
>>683209631>bunch of retarded emotes being spammedno thanks
>>683209592it's so over
>>683209631sus
>>683208995Yep and when they told her to not make a thing out of it because they are running a fucking charity event she felt challenged and needed to make this her moment.
>>683209532Oh my god JC, a Plum!
>>683209631I only follow the SneedTV channel since Robert's Kinoplex went full sellout and discord tranny mode
>>683209384All of them
>>683208569>>683208729>>683209204>>683209169> Starts off whining that they did not give her more screen time
capitalism BAD>entire life is thanks due to capitalism
>>683209754>I only follow the SneedTV channel since *headcanon headcanonheadcanon*Just say you got filtered by the Star Trek TOS marathon, it's quicker for the both of us
>>683209169What the fuck am I even reading?
>>683209384The Dogwater one that you probably saved, you filthy deviant.
2K views!We're so back ESAbros!
>>683209851#GirlPower
>>683209134I will know it was really you when you add a 100% FFT run to your new years marathon.
>>683209802ESL detected
>>683209886There was a Dogwater Plum? I actually missed that.
>>683209384>>683209886
>>683209935electronic sports league?
>>683209840I love Star Trek TOS, I've rewatched it at least 5 times so I'd find that fun. But no I hate how Robert went full sellout especially considering how he was bragging about how much money he made before and most of the viewers are awful and the entire community is centered around Discord now so most of the viewers are discord trannies.
>>683209965Oh, that one... I explicitly did not save this one, it's too low brow for me.
Damn it's already over
>>683209851>go on stream with ahegao hoodie, cargo shorts, and maga hat>people talk about me in chatI'm literally pissing and crying how could esa allow this
>>683209815Yes, capitalism bad return to monke good
>>683209631Crazy how i told you for years to piss off and now somehow the threads are even worse than the cancer frog spam. I apologize.
>one guy has bri'ish flag>other guy has english flagwhat's the lore behind this
>>683209851>This is the girl people in this thread are so mad over ESA for
>>683210105These days, if you say you’re English, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail
>>683209754Robert's are good friends of v4c, cheers to Robert and his kinoplex
>>683210147God save the Xing
>>683210176Explains why both those channels have the single most insufferable viewers and chatters
UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>683210009I don't give a rat's ass about whatever drama any respective CyT host has/is having for the forseeable future, as something cool airs inbetween, I'm gamewhich is why I'm watching the City Hunter subbed episodes on SneedTV right now, R&C runs have always been the big sleep for me
>>683210220I really wish I was inside that ball pit
>>683209935whats ESL?
>oh fuck there is a stream 2>it's just stream 1why
>>683210284European Speedrun LosersMostly an insult used by GDQdrones.
>>683210284Edenal's Sneaky Lies
>>683210284Extremely Sexy Lady
>>683210284Ethiopian sexy lady.
>>683210335give it a few days and comfyposters will delude themselves into thinking stream 2 is somehow better
>>683210284Extremely Sexy Lovare
>Super Mario Odyssey>Category: World Peacewat dis
>>683209631>muted for complaining about the eventI have more free speech here.
>>683209851>boobtapeFuck you this isn’t real
>>683210284Eternally Shitting Lizards
Why did TaintedTali stay onboard if ESA is filled with creeps and unsafe for women?
ESA!Let's hope for a good week despite the.. changes. That said, I do have one big ass concrete complaint already, the stream has incredibly super high pitch tone going on with audio, it seems to be beating on and off every second. This is REALLY high tinnitus like tone so I don't expect everyone to hear it, but it's really obnoxious. If tech or someone at the event is reading, please check the audio. No I do not hear it with other streams so it's definitely not my audio, and I can't tell if it was on prior since I just tune 20min ago.
>>683210425The fact that that post hasn't been deleted to begin with means el janitor is sleeping in today
>>683210335
>>683209631btw trannies run this chatdon't say anything bad about trannies over there
>>683210402it'll never be as comfy as stream 3 (currently live)
>>683210424Completing the main questlines of each world instead of just rushing the fastest moons and bailing.
>>683210260As you have experience with both of them you have to admit that the SneedTV userbase is a lot more mature, older and chill while the Kinplex has an insufferable much younger viewerbase that's mostly just spamming emotes.And yes the entire point of the CyT channels is the viewing experience with others so clearly the userbase matters.
>>683210402>stream 1 and 2 fighting while stream 3 sits back and enjoys the showI'm a dragon sitting in the dim candle light with a glass of wine
>>683210474Go to the doctor right now
>>683210474Uma...
>>683210474anon...
>>683210481How long will it be before he wakes up? It's usually 12h from now he's the most active.He banned people in the ASM threads for talking badly about female runners.
>>683210523Oh nice, I think that'll be good. Not like it really would add cutscenes.
>>683210543post hoard or GTFO
What's with the fucking Mario coin sounds?It gets annoying really quickly.
>>683210692MEDS
>>683210614What are you talking about, mate
LMAO
What's the point of dono camera
why is xem's name and gameplay on the right when he is sitting on the left side of the cam. Wtf edenal can't you do anything right?
>>683210474Bro, you have tinnitus... No one else hears this tone.
>>683210742Embarrasses the dono reader so he doesn't rambleIt unironically feels like a humiliation ritual
>>683210742Ruining the event, mostly.
>no 24/7 streamnooooooooooooo, whats the poooooooooint
>enough about the game, mute the runners and stop all momentum to read out some dumb shitNot even GDQ could come up with something this fucking stupid, at least it's not edobeans greasy face
What are they plotting?
>>683210808can you stop?
>>683210742Making the donation reader feel awkward having his face shown like that, which also filters out trannies as it would destroy the entire "image of them being women" so no trannies will ask to be a donation reader.
>>683210802having less runs is better because... it just is okay
>>683210009nta but most of the viewers are aweful and discord does suck. but what is he gonna do about it? the door is open. the worst part for me is that the movie nights are trash. i dont know if faggots tell him what to put into the themes but in general quality has decreased tremendously. i still respect his effort and how he spend an insane amount of time putting movies on at least every fucking weekend and coming up with themes and memes for fucking free.
>>683210742Reader's attention whoring.
>>683210794>It unironically feels like a humiliation ritualI remember hearing insiders saying the between-run announcers talking already had those complaints, from the announcers themselves.Edenal's REALLY doubling down on this.
>>683210808i don't understand why they wouldn't just put the camera in a smaller window in the corner of the runner cam or something, it's so jarring to switch back and forth.
>>683210824Crashing this event
>>683210845I haven't even begun
>>683210883KEK
>>683210824>Your appoinment with FEMA should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.
>>683210883lmao
>>683210910Skill issue. As in, all the people with skill had an issue with Edenal and left.
>stream is already halfway over
Could they mute these boring guys talking about nerdy video games and get back to reading donations?
>>683210961probably, even better would be to just constantly have a small minimized panel that said "reader cam" with some type of icon in the corner indicating it can be maximized, a nifty little animation where the panel expands and minimizes as the cam is turned off and on.shit like this is so simple it took me 5 seconds to come up with a garbage solution that's still better than their half-assed implementation
>>683210873>for fucking free.>but what is he gonna do about it?Nuke the fucking Discord, Sneed had one for a bit and they realized what a stupid idea that was and nuked it.
>Not seeing pronouns next to the names.whatyearisit.jpg
>>683210551>>683210610>>683210790Anons, it's there, you just can't hear it then, I have 4 different streams open, one of them being ASM for the past week and I muted and unmuted them to check my audio and it's on ESA's end. I have two big speakers in my room to provide audio and I can hear it easily. I have pretty good hearing for these high pitches. This is not some exaggeration, go fetch your 10yo kid relative to listen to it if you don't believe me.>>683210552Black mage anon..
>loses the race 7 minutes in>has to suffer for 50 more minutes anywaysWe need to remove all races
>>683211083>wahh muh debt>spends all day bragging about crypto and stocks
>>683211139Meds.
>>683210529No denying how interaction among viewers is a big deal for both, but I personally can't give a fair comparison about each. Both being based in burgerland for prime movie time means that I only get to see those when it's 2AM and I'm back after a weekend night out, washed out or not. If I'm booting up a room I'm in just for what I'm shown from bed and not to type along, and that arguably is also a main attractive for these.Which leaves to when it's daytime in Europe where I could only see the chat for SneedTV due to it having a varied day lineup, as opposed to the Kinoplex being a glorified YT music jukebox. Perhaps I might see your point eye-to-eye if I was a burger but as it stands, it's not like I could be a fair judge on primetime movie chat experience for either, anyway.
>>683211139How have you been?
>>683211139Your RAM is dying, reboot your PC.
>>683210883let's see paul allen's donation
No one cares about your alt stream dramaGraduate high school already
>>683211236kek
>>683207874I didnt know it was esa time alreadyHi friends
He mad
What the hell was that all over the screen?
>>683211286the most drama in these threads years ago at the most would be laughing at weirdos on the stream, god it was fun.
>>683211274All good, hope you've been good too.
Does this layout not show the time for the faster racer?
>>683211246The Sneed channel is more bearable on Saturdays as they start their movie night 3h earlier. So even if you're an Europoor like me you can enjoy most of the movies.But yeah they kind of suck if you're not from mutt land or a NEET, wish there were more EU friendly streams.Hard to enjoy the comfy movie streams or retardy's as an Euro.
>>683210873I also stopped going to the Kinoplex because the viewers are incredibly obnoxious and the quality of movies shown has been really inconsistent. It's the worst of both worlds: 4chan and Discord in one place, plus you can't ignore people on Cytube as far as I know. I have no issue with Robert asking for donations considering how long he's been doing it for free.>>683211146These are truly the worst races. The Pokemon race at ASM a few days ago was really good, honestly. As was the SM race at the most recent GDQ.
>>683209802
>>683211083Well he did it for free for a pretty long time.>nuke discordI basically agree with you but its a shit situation for robert when the discord is presumably well established. Im not defending anything btw. I was just always grateful for some anon putting in the work for years for free.
>>683211460Brand new event, please understand.
>>683211351hi based renchon friend
>came back from work>got my pizzait's esa time
Rate the race
>>683211460The runner buttons are gone.
Plum's latest advertisement campaign is...avant garde....
>>683211547C
>>683211547C tbdesuRemove race REMOVE RACE
>>683211547B-
>>683211547Aryan/10
>>683211547I'm doin' him a C
ASM is still going on? Someone miscalculated
>>683211547D
>>683211547B just because i love ratchet and clank
>>683211547C for crap
>>683211547C, was okay
>>683211547C-
>>683211547A
oh hey its esa timefirst i'd like to personally thank the anon who inadvertently set me on the path to eventually be working on a momopie fangame, i cherish that witch nowsecond, i may model plum again, send plum ideas (or just plums, i need more plums in my plum folder)
>>683211492You can ignore on cytube, click the users name and then the 'Ignore User' buttonDifferent rooms have different audiences for sure, I think it's okay that every channel doesn't appeal to everyone
Meme template anyone?
>>683211679Didn't read but you posted Plum so good for you!
Is this dude on ket?
>>683211525I liked it before he went full sellout, but I just can't watch the stream after that especially when he spent so much time bragging about how much money he made from his crypto and stocks.And doesn't help how awful the viewers are because of the discord clique and simp wankery, it's like he's a streamer personality with the discord crap.
>>683210883lul
>schedule on site doesn't work>other site it links to has an expired certindie company
90 minutes of unity slop. Do I care about this runj?
>>683211791Was about to bitch about that too
>>683211236
>>683211791just use horaro like a normal person https://horaro.org/esa/2024-summer
These people are mentally retarded
>>683211791sorry, all money went towards the donation camera
>>683211840I feel like people tend to like Prince of Persia runsSo maybe in the background
>>683211689hi bad apple
I'd buy the Metroid one if it didn't say fucking SPEEDRUN on it.
>>683211728>discord cliqueyeah that shit was really annoying
>>683209631very comfy come watch lads
I'd understand the dono cam if they got some sexy babe reading the donations but it's completely pointless otherwise.
>>683211791Works on my machine.
>>683211918Oh it's PoP not Prodeus next. Me retarded
>>683211946all my clothes say GAMER
>>683211492>I have no issue with Robert asking for donations considering how long he's been doing it for free.I would have been totally fine with this if it was just a simple link or something, but when he did his donation page he spam pinged the discord, made a fucking video about it and pity begs for money because "I'm in debt and I'm so sad :(((" while he kept bragging about his crypto money all the time.Everything about that just scream fucking obnoxious and insufferable. And doesn't help he's unironically a Muslim
>>683211946It might as well say "I'M A FUCKING AUTIST PLEASE BULLY ME"
>what's oledliterally who the fuck
>>683211146Nothing will ever beat the Super Metroid 100% race many GDQs ago where one of the runners died to Phantoon ("Sunrise Surprise") and had to watch the other runner for the rest of the run, which lasted another hour.Went and looked up the run to make sure I was correct on all this stuff, you can watch it here: https://youtu.be/wb5fgTZVDTE?si=9i13f6SkqLr9kjYn&t=2350
>>683211791>Issued On Sunday, April 21, 2024 at 9:43:39AM>Expires On Saturday, July 20, 2024 at 9:43:38AMthe fuck, why would you do anything less than AT MINIMUM 6 months
>>683211945I salute you o7
>>683211978even if it's a sexy chick the dono cam should be on stream 2 since they're doing a mirror anyways
>>683211689"Dad, why are all the dudes in silk dresses?"
>>683211978I'd rather a guy who doesn't want to be there so he shuts up fastOr not have it at all, but whatever.
I don't like fat people.
>>683212059racket and clamp...
>>683212019its over
Half the event has been setup timer now with 2 people awkwardly talking.Why can't they just show a crowd cam like the good'ol GDQ days`?
Hey y’all Yetee here. Glad to see ESA is in despite all the doom saying during the SGDQ threads. Have I missed any good runs and did they cover the recent drama in the opening speech?
>Here cums plumWhy'd she say it like that?
>>683212131Don't be so down on yourself, Anon.
>>683211547A, the audio fucked up by focusing on xem but Sneepy ran an absolute blinder
So Plum now official ESA mascot?
>>683212152Post your form1065 page 1 for proof
>>683210147i saw him live last year c:
>>683212223Always has been.
>>683212059>look up source of this>it's a facebook video where the woman said "stop being ratchet!"kek
>>683212148>why do they do xyzabcsolicit donations
>>683211679keep up the good work, anon! make an RTA plum next
>>683212223did they ever manage to buy the rights or did they just say ehh fuck it what're you gonna do about it
I remember ESA 2 events ago, the setup timer was really good and barely any downtime at all. Then next event we suffered from the same problem as now with 2 people nobody cares about just yapping forever.
>>683211679Punished Plum
>>683212148Remember this?https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkd2f6JAHslIzvIVWHYj3QIJJv29nrHca
based cata couch
Does he have a Chaplin mustache
>there's no buttonESA has fallen...
Why the fuck is there a literal zombie right next to the streamer??
Greetings from Germany
>>683211246>>683211489hi i am artifex AMA
Shout to the tech crew
>>683209246the security will tackle and tase you is surprisingly catchy
Nice mustache, lad. Who's the inspiration?
brainsss....
Warrior Within is the best
>>683211679>momopie fangameWhere will this eventually exist?
>>683212346Seriously what the fuck went wrong? They already perfected the intermission with fun videos, crowd cam and it being entertaining in general.How do you degrade so much?
>cata's mic is fine>other 2 are absolutely fucked
Ahhh, okay so. During the host talk, there was no high pitch sound anymore, but the moment Prince of Persia came on, it started again. I'm just gonna inform ESA and in case try to find a way to record frequency levels.
>>683212260Nice, how was he? Where did you see him?
Prince of Persia run starting now come watch with us https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/v4c
Back when PoP had soul...>>683212468That's the neat part, it'll never actually exist.
>>683207874I thought it was next week. Good to have ESA back.
>>683212484meds
The audio mixing has been fucked for every run so far
>>683212409What do you think about Robert? Also prove it by posting "animesmug" in the SneedTV channel
>>683212484Why are you gaslighting meNow I'm starting to worry that I can't hear it
man I LOVE Sands of Time. Such an amazing story and the gameplay is fun. Probably gonna replay it after ESA is over
>>683212484please take your medication
Prince should be modded to replaced with a big titty Arabian chick and should be mandatory for events.
>>683209461Unironically made by (me). Can't believe someone saved the pic.Feel hapi.
>>683212484It's the runners mic. I hear it when it activates. It's unbearable.
Game is too fucking quiet
>>683212509Oh.
I have a nice expensive pair of headphones and don't hear any ringing. Maybe my headphones filter it out or I'm too old to hear it.
Tech crew, please fix mumbles' mic and get him some caffeine
Looks like Simon Pegg with a Hitler moustache
>>683212521Welcome back Anon!
>>683212468oh, i post about it sometimes on the xitter at pranksterwarei've been doing work on and off since i've been getting commissions lately + trying to find the spirit within me to worki wanna post stuff for anons to see soon but not sure if fangames are allowed in /agdg/, so maybe just dev threads on /v/
the high pitched tone is not constant, but its definitely there. I think in the mic channels. It's VERY high pitched, can barely hear it
>>683212494he was really great - it comes across slightly in clips and stuff but he's really great at holding an audience- i had a great time. He came to Plymouth UK, i've actually seen his last two shows there and he signed my book and everything. good times
>>683212590It actually happens on the commentators' mics, too - just a slightly different pitch it seems
I think this Anon >>683212674 figured it out. It might be an anti Zoomer precaution. Low frequency noise to scare them away so us millennials can enjoy the runs and threads in peace
>>683212717Thanks anon. I am ready to Plum
bing
>90minutes of this
>>683212738Meds, now
>>683212639>game is incredibly quiet>runner's mic is quiet>german zombie's mic is quiet>runner keeps mouthing things incredibly quietly, can't tell if he's talking or notThis is not a pleasant viewing / listening experience at all. I can only hear Catalystz.
I always avoided these threads and the event because you all seemed like faggots, but tuning in it's actually not bad, feels like GDQ before it become shit
So when is the demake coming out?
>>683212561If you can't hear high frequencies, that's just normal aging too.>>683212590>>683212802>>683212738Glad I'm not the only one then hearing it, for me it's pretty damn clear sound and it's obnoxious as fuck.
wtf is this
BALDPIGLIKE
Is bigjon on this esa or he skipped again because of being fat?
Man I hope they kill the donation cam. Everyone bitch about it in chat or their email so they knock it off.
I hate hate HATE this donation cam.Fuck whoever thought of this shit. Fuck you.
>donation reader camlooks like jimquisition wtf
>watch the donation reader readwhy would they do this
There's no way the donate readers like this crap
HAHAHA wtf why do they have an announcer cam?!
What the fuck is this? Is that what they meant by donation interaction, the host staring deeply into my eyes while he lisps his way through them?
Wow, they really do cut away to the reader huh? That's not a good change.
>>683212854oldfag go get your ears checked you fat minge
Ok, I will actually complain about the dono cam in a professional email.Tell me where to send it to.
How did they get away with it, bros?
ESA, if you need to have a donation cam for some reason, put them in a little circle in the corner of the stream like a Japanese TV show. Don't have them replace the runners.
>>683213007fredrik@esamarathon.com,orgs@esamarathon.com
>getting ads againwhat scripts should I be using?
>>683212905You picked a bad year to tune in, but welcome
>tfw turning 31 this year and can still hear the noise. I thought I'd be old enough now to not pick up this noise.BTW just put my headphones on and it stopped. I only hear it from the speakers. Might help some of you guys,
>>683213059streamlink, ttvlolpro, proxies in [anywhere but here]
Imagine how fucking expensive this stupid puzzle contraption was and the thoughts of the engineer who had to design it.
>>683212334Second option
>Read a donation>Get yourself plastered on streamGDQ hosts would cream their fucking tighty whities over this advancement.
>>683212728>not sure if fangames are allowed in /agdg/Why would they not be? I think the only requirements to post in the thread are being an amateur at game development. And I imagine most anons posting in the thread don't even meet that bar.>>683213043Didn't know the desert sorceress had a sister.
>>683213043>my teenage pp got hard when fighting the bathhouse women. Those sounds they make when you plunge the dagger in them was too much for me back in the day
Kinda rude that the runner keeps playing while a donation is being read
>>683213086I'm 31 and don't hear it, but I'm wearing headphones too.
>uhuhuhu>*blows air in to the mic*the worst kind of commentary
>>683212908Saaaar delete this post or i will come rape ur poopoo poohole bastard benchod
>>683213189heh
kek nice work Ubisoft
>>683213086Guess I'll dig up my old headphones to see if I can hear it on them, I only ever use speakers myself.
throwback to a week ago when Retardenal said runners wouldn't be on camera
>>683213147It definitely seems like more of a GDQ idea.
>>683209754>SneedTVOh hey didnt you guys get banned because your admins had CP? I know you always shill your garbage in every 4chan stream site since youre a dying community lolHave fun trying tho, but stay away from 4chan cup please, we're really tired of banning you
>>683213053Also remember to threaten to stop donating (even if you never donate) because thats all these fags care about.
>>683213180oof I didn't know the sorceress looked this good. I always panic in that area and kill them quickly
this gameplay is so epic
Why did they stop posting release date of the game? I love that shit
>>683213059purple adblock
>>683213198*whoosh, heavy breathing*classic ESA
Why she is moaning
Why is there no combat audio?F-Farah stop that moaning!!!
>>683213086Ahahaha goddamn it anon, I hear it even MORE clear with my digged up headphones. Muting and unmuting the stream only confirms it now that there's insanely annoying pitch going on.And yeah, it happens the moment people start talking to their mics, when no one is talking and it's just game audio, it's fine.
>>683213406Natural reaction to being within 30 feet of the Prince.
>>683213464Damn that's unlucky. Send them an email, hopefully they fix this shit.
catalystz is pretty brown for a czechoid.
>>683213331LMAO NO WAY. We get that prick spamming on the kinoplex back when robert showed LOTR and SneedTV was super mad about how many people joined his streams
>>683213464Sorry anon, I have a nice pair of Trakstar headphones and don't hear anything. Zoomers BTFO.
>>683213517Hunnic genes
Those moans are too lewd
F-Farah, not in public...!
>>683213537I'm in my 30's bro..
amazing moans, thank you ubishart
....uh Ubisoft knew exactly what they were doing with Farahs damage sounds huh?
>>683213315Oh yeah I forgot about this, he lied again
>>683213180>i imagine most anons posting in the thread don't even meet that barjust like most anons in /g/ don't actually program
>>683213609Maybe it's a frequency that messes with certain kinds of equipment, do you have really old speakers?
There's no ringing. Everyone's mics are the same volume. Hydrate, stretch, and take your meds.
Finally time again.Any Plum Swimsuit requests?Keep them properly featured game themed. Dunno when Ill deliver but Ill draw them leisurely throughtout the event.Sample just in case >>683201426
>>683213670Yes the speakers are old Panasonic ones from like 20+~ years ago. My headphones are Sennheiser HD558 from 15~ years ago.I can try my living room LG C9 that I bought 3 years ago if that also produces the sound when they talk.
Holy shit sound schizo anon is actually right, there is some sound in the 14k frequency region. I can't fully hear it myself, but I felt some pressure in my ears whenever I turned on the sound.
>>683213749im sorry your old ass sweaty ears can't hear it, but it's there
>>683213786make one where her pubes peek out of the sides
oh man I remember this room from a previous ESA
>>683212484it's the 'tism
>only 4 more runs after thiscomfybros...
>>683213786Plum dressed up as a sand slut >>683213043>>683213180
I love brown females, MENA women are almost angelic.GOd, I love PoP.
>>683213315>>683213651uh, you do know that the hosts are the ones reading the donations, right?
>>683213198
>>683213821WE TOLD YOU
>>683213854This! This! This! Also Plum dressed as Farah
>>683212284alright, i'll see what i can do. maybe she finally landed that job!
>>683213893
>>683213821I don't feel pressure in my ears...
anyone else hear a coin noise?
>>683213786What this anon said.>>683213854
>>683213971You're having a stroke.
>>683213971M E D S EDS
Boomer bros, we can still hear the coin sound right?It's been a few hours, but I think it still happens
> This voice actingNow I know why so many people have fond memories of this game
Reminder that it's a good thing you can't hear unnecessary high pitched sounds
>>683214004Sorry bro, the coin sound is too high pitched for me..
>>683213670Nope, I can hear the pitch even with my relatively new TV in living room when they talk.Goddamn it.
>>683214030>Your body is falling apart and why that's a good thing.
>>683213889uh, you do have reading comprehesion, right? First anon might be retarded, but that screenshot is a bold faced lie in light of what we're seeing right now
>>683213786Plum and RTAChan in exchanging swimsuits!
>>683214072Sorry anon, complain in chat about it. Or I'll do it for you if you can't do it.
>>683214102That's exaggeration
>>683214103first anon here, confirmed retarded. Obviously meant hosts. Screenshot speaks for itself.
>>683213786Plum with plumbs. Swimsuit with bulge.
Do they have one donation reader that's not a disgusting fat slob
HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING HUGE.
>>683213786Plum poledancing but with a broomstick
>>683214127You can do that, I'll try to find an email or something more direct. Thanks.
Which monkey fucking retard decided donation cams are a thing to implement and experiment with now.
>>683214169for usWho's idea was it for the donocam? Was it blackmail to add it?
>camera cuts to dono reader during donationsfucking WHATjesus ESA, this is vile
>>683214206100% Edenal
>>683214050MODS MODS MODS
Possible sexo behind rightmost guy? Or is it just a chiseled tranny?
How much do I have to donate for them to pop down to the red light district and hire some ladies to read out donos?
>GDQ has the dono reader cut the runner off to speak>ESA has them overlap the runner's camerasuperb
>>683214160I mean, they aren't sitting with the runner anymore, so it's kinda true
>Last event they had the blinding table and shitty ratios>This event they randomly cut to the readerWhy does he (Edenal) keep making these decisions?
>>683214274But he explicitly said they weren't doing it...
THERE IS NO HIGH FREQUENCY NOISETHERE ARE NO COIN SOUNDSTHERE IS NO ANNOUNCER CAMERAS DURING RUNSTake. Your. Fucking. Meds.
>>683214364because edenal is a massive moron
HATE
nice breasts
>>683214364Something something huge ego
>hear coin noise>the noise is purple
>>683214384If Edenal says something, believe the opposite.
What is the point of showing the donation readers?
It really makes this feel like a shitty podcast
>the baths>those moans m-muh dick....
>>683213053>>683214205
>>683214461but first, a word from today's sponsor Manscape
>>683214364Guess this proves all the bad decisions of last time wasn't Metako or the legend event, it is just purely Edenal being retarted
Sand sluts spotted.
>>683214543NEED to lick the sand between her toes...
>>683214543would!
>>683214050Anon you can't post that on the first day, the janny is on high alert for even mildly spicy images.
>>683214671Janny on the spot with a 50.cal ready to pop naughty anons
>google alzheimers symptoms>all links make coin sounds
>not 24/7>no stream 2>DONO CAM>Eur***ansESA fucking blows, kekGDQ absolutely shits on it
reminder I am baking the next thread and are waiting until page 10
>>683214754sup keiz
>>683214764N O !
>>683214764I WANT TO ___ IN PLUM
>>683214764Vgh, the page 10 baker...sovl..
>>683214848find comfort
>>683214764stop edging me plum and let me MIG
That was a cool trick
That's just the reality. A/SGDQ this year were great. This ESA feels like a big step backwards.
>>683214890>A/SGDQ this year were great.lol
>>683214890>A/SGDQI laughed
Tech, fix the fucker's mic already>>683214890True, let's all blow this joint. Come on, you lead the way out!
Webmanon if you're hear please webm this part. Prince looks funny as hell
>>683214820justify any single one of those issues I brought up without sounding like a bitch
I'm enjoying the golf commentary run, that is when the donation reader isn't flashbanging us.
>>683214543>>683213180>>683213336
>>683214960kek>>683214890anon SGDQ was terrible
>>683214890>GDQ is D tier instead of F tier>That means it was great
>>683214991I have the runners covered by the bread anyways, so>>683214960is my only interface with it.
>you're not allowed to criticize ESA it's perfect!!!!
>>683215017m-mistress!
Why isn't anyone yelling orb?
>>683215017hmm might be time for a DS2 playthrough..
time to start testing the boundaries of the omnibar?
>>683215058You can criticize it all you want, GDQ is still shit tho
This event would benefit from SpikeVegeta's presence, methinks.
>With women, you need to show them you're in charge right from the startholy based, modern Ubisoft would never.
>>683215143sup spike
>runner has a dumb smug face>dude behind runner looks like he's trippingPlease put the reader cam on
>>683215107
>>683215143SHORE
>>683215147Sigma Prince
>>683215147Spoiler: The game is about slowly becoming a cuck.
>>683214918>>683214941>>683215029>>683215030seething europeansGDQ for the past couple years has been really goodsorry for your poverty-thons going downhill (I'm not), but gdq has been in top form
does wallrunning work like that irl
>>683215174>dumb smug faceanon sees a runner having a good time and thinks it's smugness...how sad...
Give me one, ONE reason to like ESA.
my ears
Guraspic, is that you?It's ok, you can post sharks, the janny isn't here yet :^)
>>683215265yes
>>683215237nta but how? He ditches Farah at the end. Bangs another girl in the sequel and then wifes Farah in the third installment.
>>683215308better runners on averageway less troons
>>683215317His sperging must've hit my filers, I don't see anything by it.
>>683215308no
>>683215308I hear that the orgs are really nice honest people who never lie or make bad decisionsEspecially that Edenal guy.
>>683215174>runner has a dumb smug faceyou are just too used to the HRT stare
>>683215265yes, try it over a steep cliff>>683215308less "trans right" and other chants
>>683215308Europeans are actually white, unlike Americans
Is PoP a coomer game?
I want to submit a run to an event, but don't want to do an online one so my options are just those that are near Florida (otherwise I'd have to buy an expensive plane ticket).
>>683215456a game can have sexy women without being coomer
>>683215308It's not GDQ.
>>683213786I'd love to see you draw Plum but like this in scene and pose.
>>683215456Warrior Within is
>>683215496Which games do you run?
>guy behind runner stares into camera>looks away the second I look at himI know you can see me you piece of shit
>>683215553Anon, he said "properly game themed"...
>>683215562Doki Doki Literature Club
>>683215553fucking idiot
>>683215372>Marrying a womanNeed I say more?
with the lighting he kind of looks like gamer hitler
>>683215585
Why is the crowd so dead, this is proper stream 2 energy
>>683215585wtf he's looking at me too
>>683213953>eardrums are purple
>>683215586I know! He can ignore the request anyways.
>>683215658Because ESA's spirit is officially dead
>>683215626He's Persian royalty. He has obligations. I'm sure he has a harem on the side
>>683215658It's a funeral, Anon, show some respect.
>>683215658The soul of the event has goneYou can see the malaise in the air
>>683215658There's probably Gestapo around the event now, sporting MP40's in leather coats, watching carefully over the event.
>>683213786I like how despite the 6 request replies to this, only one anon actually has it on theme. >>683213854 READ NIGGAS READ
HERE I CUUUUUM IN PLUUUUUM
game sounds like the fucking sims
>HERE I COOOOOOOOOME
A muslim walked by the Hotel, that's why they are so quiet as they don't want to attract attention.
Okay I further analyzed the sound, and yes they have a constant sound at 15533 Hz. Probably due to runner mic, you can see when runs start and end. Like first run ends slightly before 45 minutes into the vod and the next run starts at just before 1 hour and 5 minutes. I barely can hear the sound, and it is making me slightly nauseous
>>683215553
>>683214960Not even watching right now, please tell me those videos are fabricated. No way this is the real donation cam.If authentic, why not just spam Celina over the screen.again? That was sooooo funny.
>>683215796anon look out!*gun shots*
>>683215787Make no sudden movements...
>>683215796Based fact checker.
>>683215796>inventing ghost spectrogramsplease medicate
>>683215796>I SEE PATTERNS IN THE NUMBERSMEDS.NOW.
>>683215796Holy autism
>look a crack>hold on, let's see there this corridor goes*sees it's full of traps>alright you can take the crack
>>683215796>>683215834He hacked too deep they got him bros not like this
>>683215796These readings are telling us that we're definitely detecting a spirit trying to communicate with our side
>>683215796There must be some nearby interference like a CRT.
>>683215796>shit nobody cares aboutok schizo you can take your meds now
>day 1 ends with a 3 hour pokemon run
>>683215796Send that image to >>683213053
>>683215796My god these readings are off the charts.SOMEBODY GET ME THE PENTAGON.
>>683213786NOT a penis though
>>683215796Cypher?
>>683215450do what now?
I haven't taken my ear meds in years
>>683215658most attendees are only there because they couldnt cancel their flights or whatever.
>>683215796>mic makes noiseWHAT THEFUUUUUUUUUUCK??
>>683215450surely you can't be serious
>>683215991>>683216083>Francedoesn't count
If you doodle Plum please add Plum to the filename so I can find it in the archive later unless it's a spicy Catbox link, in which case I'll search for that too.
Live Morshu cam
>>683215991>>683216083>dive grasslol
I hope we do another plum collage
Which one of you requested Plum?
>Hard cut to a fucking shot of the dono reader on camOh my god what the fuck lmao
>>683215991Anon, those men are African - I was talking about Europeans and Americans.
>gotta talk to my hostthey better play plum now
>>683216147Kek.
Based Plum dono
>>683213786Plum in the passenger's seat of Anon cruising down the California beachline.>>683211563
>>683216114the 2nd one is england you dunce
>>683216168shut up
>10/10 people agree the dono cam is gaywhat were they THINKING
>>683215796>dude squiggly linesok schizo
>>683216181England is French soilhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hastings
>>683216147You want the runner cam? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough donations.
>>683216147If someone donates with the enough rupies line they will be a legend.
>prince of persia>english accentwhat did they mean by this
>>683216172Europeans are, by and large, more brown than americans by nowyou can bury your head in the sand about it, but it doesn't make it not true
>>683215796Holy shit, it all makes sense now
WHOMST
>>683216324oi m8 we wuz fookin kings ok
>>683215796it's all purple...
>>683216368some guy
>>683216368The choker makes me worried it's a man
>>683216332>Europeans are, by and large, more brown than americans by nowWhen are you retarded amerimutts gonna realize that europeans dont care about whiteness we care about nationality. It doesnt matter if you're a negroid or white american, you are all amerimutts to us.
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>>683216434The internet claims another mind.
>>683216368is that.... A W*MAN????
>>683216332I'm not gonna start posting /pol/ statistics, but I've clearly struck a nerve. I counter by saying - look at the people on the actual stream right now and compare it to GDQ.
>>683215796
>>683215796>(Human infants can actually hear frequencies slightly higher than 20 kHz, but lose some high-frequency sensitivity as they mature; the upper limit in average adults is often closer to 15–17 kHz.)So, what this is telling me, is that most anons have busted their hearing already and I'm one of the few normal hearing adults around because I have used speakers most of my life.
>>683216550The high frequency hairs are very sensitive and easily damaged, and it's permanent.
lmao this run would be so banned at gdq
>>683216701ah that must be why IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683216456oh yeah?>>683215450you can't even cope correctly lmao
