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I'M RANDOOMIZING!
Migged
>redhead behind runnerIs it SEXO or is stream quality hiding the jaw?
Yum plum bread
>>683642965That was actually a big issue in the Sonic 2 running community recently. They chose to go back to real time for this very reason.
It's written in Rust
Just plum'd
>Hades has been cited among the greatest video games of all time, with critics praising its narrative, gameplay, art style, music, and voice actingChat is this real?
I love miggers.
OMG i love PLUM
>>683644039You WHAT?
>>683644073Yes, the game is great.
>>683643968It sucks when a speedrun gets less fun because of...speedrunning :(
>seeded
MIGGED
>>683644039sick fucko
>>683644073The narrative is dogshit dripfed garbage
>>683644073It didn't click with me
>>683644073It's blatantly goodI haven't played it but it is simply that obvious just by watching and listening to it (nonspeedrun)
rate the run
>>683644232F for cheating
>>683644190>noooo you need 30 minute kojima-esque exposition dumps for every 5 minutes of gameplay!
>>683644232F
>>683644232C-ades
>>683644232Run?
>>683644232F complete nonsense
>>683644232>cheatingF
>>683644232FSeeded is assssssss
Is everyone out partying now since it is 12:45am Sweden time? Where's the watch party bros?
>>683643859
>>683644232ZZZ
>>683644232Huh? D
>>683644232Z>seeded>savestates
>>683644232F please stop running Hades at events.
skenmy looks like the type of guy who'd ask a woman who's laughing "is he bothering you"
>>683644310>mfw
>>683644232Z
Is FatFuck cosplaying the GDQ mascot?
>>683644310I clicked it. Do not recreate my folly.
am I weird in that I would a tali?
If you can't explain the category in one sentence, it shouldn't be ran.
no mario for me g'night anons regard's finlan
>mario bingobig fucking yawn
>>683644373
>>683644373He looks like a Dobson alright.
ENTER
>>683644397I'm getting Minecraft youtuber who swears he isn't a pedophile like the rest of them myself.
>>683644424I want to hug her
>>683644232I randomised an image for this postI randomised an F for this rating
The entire excitement should be running as fast as possible with a random seed. Why even run Hades, Binding of Isaac, etc. otherwise? If it's a race then I get them being on the same seed, but without their knowledge of what the seed will actually be.
>>683644532she looks like she hugs really well. I have a strange taste in women and she is it
There has never been a good marathon Hades run.Arguably, there has never been a good marathon roguelike run.
>>683644514I could feel my breathing getting shallower as he got closer, what unimaginable power
>>683644232F don't have to speedrun roguelikes if you're gonna remove the randomness from it
>>683644514That's a BIGGGGGG CHUNGUS....
>>683644439sleep tite tomorrow is again a new day
>>683644514
>>683644514WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIT'S THE BIG SHOW!
>>683643936>>683644514Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>>683644314what rating does he give the orb?
>>683644514peak earrumbler content
>>683644514https://youtu.be/nixR6wVa4HY?t=14
>>683644514in awe at the size of this lad
>>683644746A since fake guy.png doesn't know how to vote properly
>>683644514What a lad
sweaty fat skenmy x tali sex
>>683644514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI
Finally done, but unfortunately the fat man is on camera as I finish.
>>683644615She seems really nice and cute
>>683644880
>blocks ur path
>>683644073gameplay is really mediocre, but it has voice acting so normalfags love it
>>683644880Tali is mine
>>683644895You still have time to finish in Plum
>dyed hairIck.
>>683644880MODS MODS MODS
>>683644880Cucked
SCUM GAAAAAAAAANG
Good morning saars just had Lamb vindaloo
Tom McGovern is very fun to listen toBetter than listening to this intermission
IT'S MARIO TIME MUTEBROS
>>683644073Yeah, it's pretty great. It can get a little repetitive near the "end" when you're trying to 100% it, since you need to keep completing runs to raise your max Heat (difficulty modifier), but besides that, it's pretty fun as a fast-pace action roguelike with great art, character design, challenge, and build/weapon variety.Twin Fists are objectively the best and most fun weapon, though.
bingo bingo wahoo
UH OH
Today was a total fucking disaster but tomorrow promises to be a lot better.
Is it finally time for some good gaming?
FINALLY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>it's yet another meme category run
you can unmute
What are you gonna do about that?
>there's a massive projector right thereThey couldn't afford 5 minutes of thought into making this setup work huh
You... you have no lives... oh no... what are you gonna do about that?
Oh wow Sunshine this could be f->it's a gimmick run
>>683645163I got some chicken fajita crisps from plucky little Poland and they're pretty good
>>683645383Couldn't set them up in separate rooms because uh...At least the hats are funny
>>683645383please regale us with your solution to accomodate for this 1 run
Sunshine is cool but wtf were they thinking with the voice acting in the game?
>>683645337why?
>>683645163good morning amir have a nice sheet on the beach
>>683645383They could have literally turned the screens and camera around and have them sit at the other side of the desk.
>>683645479Copy-paste what they did with the Ocarina of Time run?
>>683645495run started, they explaining stuff and that
fuck gimmicksfuck bingofuck plumfuck ESA
>>683645483The voice acting is amazing, what you mean?
Wait it's not a randomizer? It's not as bad then, they're still just playing the game fast. Also this Peaches is an imposter.
>>683645567Mods crease this niggas jordans
>>683645568
>1v1 bingofuck offffffZ run
>Oh hey a sunshine ru->Its another fucking 1v1 bingo
SPLENDIDO
>>683645567>fuck plumGladly.
Imagine the S.U.C.C.
Movin' to the countryGonna eat a lot of peaches
I like the bingo runs, brings more hype than just watching a normal run and watching them switch their strategy on the fly is fun.
>>683645567>fuck plum
Ayo, free my nigga, Mario
>>683645764This isn't bad I just don't like when it's a randomizer.
>>683645710
Ok, what's the hottest Plum picture you've got to make ESA great again?
>>683645876
>>683645876Can't post it on a blue board.
>>683645917>3 plumsSpeedrunning in my pants engaged
>>683645896Only for men of substantial taste
Finally, a run I actually care about watching.
I'm going all in on the swede
>>683645876I took this gif of her riding me
>>683646070Idk anything about him butni am cheering for him because i don't like Mutts
>>683646128Plum breaking hips......
These gold medals are way too easy to get.
>>683645896Would.
>>683646128n-n-nice...
>>683646128Hips are gone, reduced to dust.
>>683646205>Cumflation and snuffH-Hot...
You've never seen a witch?Wow, you're so prejudiced
Who's winning?
>>683646232I could never get into Robo Blast or Kart, Sonic feels weird on the Doom engine.
>>683646257Plumflation
>>683646264I'm not a wizardCant you tell which is witch?
Plumber.
>>683646286You, the viewer! I have no fucking idea
>>683646264Is this what it means to "go woke"?
>>683646429I need one.
i can tell who is whore
>>683646286Swede.
>>683646286Swedes has more blue coins
>>683646330It's an acquired taste and felt strange at first, but is now my favourite 3D Sonic game after Adventure 1/2.
>>683646469Saving this one for later.
doktor...I'm dying, and need fresh Plums to save myself....
>>683646330At that point it's got very little to do with the Doom engine, since it's a very fucked with version of a now pretty fucking obscure Doom sourceport even in the Doom community.
>>683646553peaches traded 10 blue coins for a shine
Also I heard the devs of either Kart or Robo Blast were being huge faggots about the next update, don't remember the specifics though but it had some changes that no one liked.
>>683646650DOKTORRelease my Cum in Plum inhibitors
>>683646650You've probably already seen it, considering your post, but oh well.
>Retards not clicking their bingo card as soon as they finish it.Why are these buffoons playing and not me?
>>683645710>M-M-Mario *schlurp*
>>683645635i cant do this shit any more. im so fucking sick of bingo randomizer race bullshit at these events
>>683646790Mindgames
>>683646731They've started doing shit to practically DRM it because they got weird about people running modified clients.
>>683646796MODS MODS MODS
>>683646843More like Mid-games, HA!
What happens if neither of them win?
Do you guys think the Mario that goes in the portal is the same that comes out?
>ESA goes offline before it even gets dark where I liveI miss falling asleep to live ESA runs lad.
There was this guy who gave me the stink eyeYou wanna know what happened
>>683646948Dance-off.
>>683646948they are killed on stage
What's the point in the swede going for that one, isn't he locked into going horizontally? And his opponent can just grab one of those to completely lock him out?
Who's oragne and who's purple?
>>683646948there's an odd number of squares anon...1st grade math wasn't your forte was it?
>>683646792Nothing could out hawk tua a fucking water dispenser
>>683647147Orangne whom?
>>683647064It cuts the mutt from going vertical.Also in practice most games nobody gets a 5-in-a-row and the victor is decided by who gets the most squares.
>>683647147Fuck I'm retarded.
>>683646845Isn't it open source? Is there a non-jew fork?
placement of the goals they click doesn’t matter, just how many they getorange hat is orange and purple hat is purple
It's over for the Swede.
Come to think of it, OoT Bingo wouldn't have been that bad if it wasn't a fucking randomizer.
>>683647247Correct.
>>683647219That's no way to talk about your betters, brownie.
>>683647309I know for the kart games /vr/'s retro FPS general is running a fork of it for their kart nights.Dunno about the platformer one.
>finish bingo tile and go to lock it in>it's purple
>nice it's a sunshine run>it's a meme raceesa deserves to die, i'm glad the eslut metoo'd everyone
So if purple never locks in and orange does the goal and locks in not knowing it's been done, purple just gets fucked?
>>683647421PLUMCUM
>>683647493Yes, risky mindgames
>>683647490>eslut metoo'd everyoneQRD?
>>683647493Yes
Why do they refuse to just do regular speedruns of the classic and interesting games?Like seriously EVERY time they run a game that's actually interesting to way being speedrun it's a meme gimmick or something.
>>683647493Also correct.
>>683647493Yes. That's the risk of waiting to lock in. You hide information of where you've been, but you leave it open to be claimed.
>>683647542There's no QRD, stop asking for it, it's a thread and a half of arguing and setting off some obsessive anons.
>>683647542https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
wait so it's actually tic tac toe? Sounds infeasbily difficult to strategize with the gets so cumbersome
I've gotta say it. I would prefer having the German autist at the event still rather than Smegmy
>>683647564I hate it too. But at least this isn't a mod this time I guess.
>>683647564the novelty of regular speedruns has worn offthis is the next big thingall the gaming journo outlets are going to write stories about bingo randomizer race battleship 2 players 1 controller run and usher in record viewership. it totally wont fail and end up just end up alienizing the remaining core audience
>>683647678I'm surprised they've not even done purple and orange marios.
Wake me up when orange steal's purple's tiles.
>>683647662As I get, positions dont matter and only amount, the first one who gets 13 hits will win
>>683647856I think he's doing it with the Enter 6 pipes one
>>683647810The worst thing is the novelty has worn off for a lot of these runners, they know the runs and games so well that this is one of the few ways they can make it interesting for themselves.
Which race is the biggest trainwreck in ESA history?
>>683647935The modded Binding of Isaac one.
>>683647935For me, it's the Super Metroid 100% race back at GDQ 2015. I posted it earlier in the marathon. Dude fucks up 30 minutes into the run and has to watch the other runner complete the rest of the run for another hour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb5fgTZVDTE&t=2350sHis pained look of despair for the rest of the run was hilarious and sad.
>>683647810>the novelty of regular speedruns has worn offBut everyone love the classic runs, do the meme stuff for all the indie and boring games. Not the few actual interesting games left to watch.
>>683647935Probably Slavic.
>>683647935That Super Metroid one with that bitch that was cosplaying as zero suit Samus. That was terrible.
>>683647935idk about ESA, but i love sharing rocko's quest from SGDQ 2020. shit was so awful it wrapped around to being kino. every single minute is worth it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s
>>683647935That Zelda relay where one guy failed every trick and was reduced to tears.
PIPES STOLENSWEDISH SUPREMACY
>>683647935I think there was one with a turbo autist who wouldn't just the fuck up about getting owned by RNG. Think it was a Final Fantasy game.
>bingo>randomizerNO
>>683648219That wasn't a race.
Are they related to goombas or was it convergent evolution?
PURPLE CAN'T STOP FALLING
>>683648441You are right. My mistake.
>>683648435Not a randomizer this time
>>683648427What's more autistic: speedrunning final fantasy, or speedrunning minecraft?
>>683648453I loved stomping these little queers
>>683648482Final fantasy
>>683648459he doesn't remember how to walk...
>>683648526>le epic reddit streamerfuck off
>>683648219Wasn't a race, wasn't even a speedrun, it was a marketing stunt for the talent agency she worked for that was sponsoring ESA that year.
>>683648482Speedrunning pokemon.
>>683648482FF, you have to know way more shit and execute on it to run those games.
>>683648364I'm interested
Is that guy talking wearing lipstick?
So there's a zero chance that we're going to see the moaning sunflowers this run?
>>683647651>Incident 1Actual sexual harrasment, but that's the hotels fault>Incident 2Actual sexual harrasment, ESA to blame>Incident 3Got asked to do her job, weird miscommunication, alleged past groping doesn't even matter>Incident 4Happens to all of us, if you don't take responsibility and call it out then and there it's a done dealWeak shit, ESA will live another day.
>>683648660No he just has big juicy red lips.
>>683648453I think they're called Strollin' Stu or some bullshit.
>>683648660Yes.
>>683648696purple guy did them already
>>683648482Minecraft. Final Fantasy are much longer runs, so with Minecraft you have to deal with the seed RNG and you have to execute everything perfectly ifyou have any chance at a WR.
>>683648789Fucking ads.
purple bros, we're so back
orangecels in shambles
>>683648643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLVv93SGit0
>>683648861Was there ever a point when orange was winning?
Do you think anyone has ever watered the sunflowers with their....you know?
>>683648986right now if he keeps getting delfino blues
>>683648285>.....chad rockoholy shit
Do actual bingos matter? Like, if RSW grinds to 25 lives does he just win? Or is it just score attack wearing bingo's skin?
Not fair. Purple guy has home-court advantage.
For lockout, isn't really easy to make it unwinnable for both?
RTA is soon right?
>participate in a charity bingo race>the squares are all purple=O
>>683649071i think it goes to most boxes then
>>683649082ya
>>683649032Nope, it's just first to 13 squares wins.
>>683646205how could the devs animate plum like this? I'm glad their studio went under now>>683649082August 9th
I want some runner to be mad enough to submit a Kaizo Sunshine run. Trey already finished it.
>>683648285>"Do you have any time for donations?">"No">"Land you fucking idiot">The rape endingFuck this always makes me laugh my ass off
>>683649221Kek
purplesisters......... we were too cocky....
>>683648982Forgot about this one.It also reminded me of that race between MitchFlowerPower and GrandPooBear in Super Mario Bros. 3 where PooBear not only stomped and reset Mitch's console once, but TWICE. Absolutely insane.
>>683648285The funniest part was everyone commenting that he sounded like he was on his phone in the bathroom, only to reveal that he had a phone strapped to his head the entire time.
>playing bingo>getting a bingo doesn't matterGAY
Why did RSW let that life get away?
I hope they at least replay runs from earlier. They tend to start replaying shit that only happened a couple hours ago.
>>683648482Final Fantasy without a doubt
>>683648285single greatest run i ever witnessed at one of these events, glad i saw it live with the thread
I often have the speedrun streams as background noise and on the other screen, and I think a lot of people do this.And all these randomizers and bingos suck major time for this, because you never have any idea what is happening unless you give it your full attention.
>>683648285>4 yearsWhere does the time go bros.
>>683649253>>"Land you fucking idiot"it's even funnier because he's just one of the commentators, it's like he had a sperg moment and let out his internal monologue.
>>683649449context?
Purplebros it's fucking over
>>683649485Yeah it's hard to really tell where they're at unless you're paying constant attention. I don't think my eyes have actually been glued to a speedrun since 2013. I like it more as background noise now. But I guess it's a me problem.
>>683649449I don't think anything will ever top that moment, especially after everything leading up to it, the tech issues, the fucked up route, the nearly quitting, Metako taking over till he felt up to one last run, and it all coming together with a last ditch item use.
>>683649221
Orangechads how are we feeling?
Purplebros????
Anyone have the greentext summary for this >>683649557 anon?
>30 more mins of this shitchhhhhrrrrrist
>>683649672SO GOOD. Always believed in my nigga, peaches
>>683649672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>683649703Being a purplechad is suffering, never put your faith in a swede
>>683648285This is great. The runner sounds like he's doing E.V.A work on the ISS.
>>683649657nice one anon. I think pic related is the same dude btw, not sure but the hair tracks
>runner said something funny>orangehat laughingORANGECELS ARE FUCKING CHEATING
>>683648285Hadn't actually watched this until now, but holy fucking peak. Love when they all speak over each other and seem to be commentating/talking about stuff that isn't even related to the run.Also, the seething from several people in the chat complaining that they're not letting the host read any donations is hilarious. The GDQ brainwashing is ingrained too deep.
USA USA USA
This is not a good type of run for people that don't already know the run.
Imagine not betting on the more handsome guy, physiognomy is real
USA USA USAWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
>>683649954>physiognomy is realtrue and based
>>683649854Get fuked
USAUSAUSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3XIoKyK0ms
Alright that was a little more entertaining than I thought it would be. I don't even like Sunshine that much and love OoT, but this was better than OoT battleship randomizer shit. I think it's specifically the randomizer part I don't like, they're no longer actually playing the same game I played. This was still just Sunshine in its normal form.
>>683649954But so is the halo effect.
Orange man won.
RATE THE RUN
wow the one guy won and I have no idea why!
>>683650043A USA USA USA
>>683650043A for AMERICA
>>683650043A
>>683650003No one likes randomizers. I get why they're fun for the runners cuz they switch up the game they've run for years but for us viewers it just sucks
>>683650043Oh, it ended? Uhh, B
>>683650043B, pretty fun if you choose a person and root for them for fun
>>683650043AI enjoyed it thoroughly. Also AMERICA
>>683650029Many such cases.
>>683650043A, good commentary and it was interesting to see, I have to play this mario
>>683650043A for America, could have been an S for Sweden.
>>683650043AAMERICA FUCK YEAH
SWEDES BTFO
>>683650043B
I don't get it, it's fucking 2am and runs begin again in like 5 hoursWhy did they drop the night runs?
>>683650043F fuck bingo memes
>>683650043F
>Swaying to the music in the backgroundSoul.
>>683650217because they wouldn't receive a lot of donations overnight, stupid I know but that's the reason they gave
>>683650217Sucked for the people getting the dead hours for staff and runners, keeps the schedule from drifting for the entire week, lets everybody get decent sleep.
>>683650295It's prime american hours, it makes no fucking sense
>>683650391yeah, its almost like the european assembly isn't catering exclusive to americans wtf
>>683650043AIt was a speedrun
>>683650297So far all hours of this event have been "dead hours".
>>683650391who gives a shit about americans at a euro event dumbass
>>683650297So the same as the LOTR run today where it was totally dead because everyone at the event was off doing something else?
>>683650463>>683650584Go back to your caliphate
bros can we still 100k for alzheimers?
>>683650217they're going all night on friday with a 6 hour san andreas run
>>683650660Michigan?
>>683650685lol no
>Day 5 done already I know its been subpar but still, going by too quick. I blame the lack of 24 hour and no stream 2.
>>683650830>Leaks4fap.com
>>683650830MODS MODS MODS
I played a little Outrun today and no I am not Outrun anon. It wants me to unlock cars just for the time trials which is probably holding my times back but oh well.
COMFYRERUNHOURSPLEASE OH GOD OH PELEASE DO NOT PLAY THE FUCKING LOTR RUN PLEASE
>>683650869oh.....
>>683650710This has the potential to replace Cyberpunk for top tier late night sleep deprived ludokino
>>683650935Was it bad?
>>683651052what happened during the osrs bingo, people were kinda hype for it
>>683651052>prime time hours>as many ratings as Frame Fatales getsGrim.
Oh, It ended?
>>683650627That was the stupid lunch thing that was supposed to be a one off and instead got done yearly to pat people's egos.Somebody always draws the short straw with that, one of the last times that was German.
Damn it, they're playing super mario 63 tomorrow during my dnd session.
>>683651120it was 6 hours long
>>683651130I mean its no shock when about half of the anons in a GDQ thread and 80% of anons in FF threads are there for the troon train wrecks.
>>683651223Yeah but was it bad?
Can we get Dogwater back?
>>683651120Nah, it was pretty fun.>>683651130The dramafags largely dropped it before even the first run since it wasn't delivering on their promised immense dumpster fire.
Dining at tables with more than 4-5 people is peak fucking autism and should only be a thing at weddings.
>>683651289it was TAKEN TO ISENGARD GARD GARD GAR GARD
>>683650830mid
>>683651349Anon... You might want to look in the mirror...
>>683651232Half is probably being charitable, more like 80% these days.Dogwater and ASM got complaints about it being lacking in that shit.
>>683650886use the license plate name ENTIRETY, unlocks everything. Also you can play in HD you know.
>90 minutes of thisholy comfy
>>683651413How would I know that if I were never invited out to dine at one? Checkmate, retard.
>>683651349Gonna have to hit you with an uno reverse on that one, chief.
>>683651470Remember the backing music,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg
>1300 people watching rerunsreally
>Samir saaar you are breaking the bloody car!!!
HERE COMES ____
>>683651530See the post directly above yours.
>>683651561People forget the stream on or have just background noise really
>>683651561Anon...
>>683651562>shaddup
>cmr2.0>cordoba wrcholy based
>>683651232>>683651325a few ESAs ago we got way better numbers. most likely answer is that a lot of NA anons aren't going to bother with ESA if the main timeslot they'll be watching is just non-live reruns
Is that actually the voice from the game or did they mod in SAMIR PLEASE?
I love you guys in a kinda homo way
>>683651561wasn't awake at 4 AM when this shit was live for me
>>683651714It's modded
>>683651714They just said they modded it in
>>683651740Cute Plum.
>>683651740Suck my dick, dude
>>683651680It was also the years where it was getting basically advertised hard in GDQ threads as "GDQ but good",Now it's just arguing over drama instead.
>>683651740Nice Plum, faggot <3.
>>683651465I'll do that tomorrow. Also I honestly don't mind the graphics as they are; I can see the jank but I grew up with a PS2 so this is quite nice for me. Oh yeah, another question: is there a best car? I don't wanna get too try-hard too fast but if one car smokes the others then I guess I need to know.
>>683651052>people watched and voted for hades
>>683651859They have their tradeoffs but generally Outrun car variants near the end of the row are better. They're usually more difficult to control while drifting though.
>>683651052Why isn't Plum Song on the chart, I want to know how it rated against the other runs.
>>683651928Did you come to this thread about a speedrunning event to not watch the speedrunning event?
>>683652026There was one event where literally no one voted for Hades.
>>683652026NTA, but I'm here for Plum and Plum OC.
Why the fuck does this guy sound exactly like a SIR
>>683651052>boring 6 hour run with sc*ts sperging about some ancient meme song during the nepotism dinner>B!! B!! B!!!>several people vocally complained about how the sunshine run was garbage for being a gimmick bingo run>A!! A!!! A!!!!!What the fuck is wrong with you freaks?
>>683652208cry about it
>>683652208A good thread with good shitposting can bump a run by up to 2 ranks.
>>683652195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg
test
>>683651680How many rating did the runs get during EU night? Its genuinely because theres no troon meltdowns that happen at ESA so people think its "boring". Hell, theres been 1 troon run in 5 days and that run wasnt even close to it being a train wreck. And the fact that all the runs have seemingly been flipped. Multi-hour textbox runs at prime time EU and afternoon NA when runs like Halo are on in the early morning.Have any anons got the charts for when they were 24 hours?
>>683652208people don't care enough to vote/give a grade
>>683652208They're here to hatewatch.
>>683652401>Hell, theres been 1 troon run in 5 days and that run wasnt even close to it being a train wreck.LumiLaura doesn't give much to be mad about, also some anons probably still feel bad about the one run where the thread got thirsty as fuck and don't want to be reminded of it.
kek is this the dude from samir you are breaking the car?
>>683652906wow anon you should be a detective
>>683652938Don't be mean, they should be a Kotaku writer.
>>683652938>>683652965I just tuned and heard like 5 seconds when they were talking. Calm down anons.
>>683652965>they
>>683653113Yes ESLtard, that's correct when you don't know the sex.
Goodnight anons. See you tomorrow
>>683653261>He doesn't know the sex
>>683653326Quit getting mad about proper English, ESLtard.
>>683650869>only has one of the rwby voice actresses>hers didn't even have anything good
>>683653113Anon that's a normal English third person term, you've been on /pol/ too long and have brainrot.
>>683653421If it were your language you would know about proper pronoun usage.
>>683653569>thinks "they" is old ShakespeareanHoly kek, read a fucking book for once in your life. You sound severely illiterate. This is English 101.
I see we've hit real American hours.
ITS HULK HOGAN BABYLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683653785You can tell because proper English confuses and enrages the illiterate.
>>683653785Hey, we almost went five days without severe autism (as far as I saw, anyway). That's pretty good, I think.
>>683653896I'm never buying that shit again after hearing that one Scottish guy speaking "English"
>ahh soo eh here I uhhh turn to ze ah left, a little bit uhh>eh and zen I'm going to turn uhh to ze right, like that
I was told that AEW isn't for black folks but every member of team AEW is a nigga
https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Does this link works ?
>>683653960I guess it had to give at some point, they were only doing the ESA drama till now.
>>683654220What the fuck, why is my screen purple now??
>>683654021You keep coping and seething about not knowing basic English. I noticed that ESLs always do this when confronted with their bad English.
They has been used as a singular pronoun when gender is unknown for a long time. That being said, everyone on this website has referred to each other as men from the start.
>>683654286The proper conclusion here wound have been that you're retarded
Ah shoot
>>683654375It's also used in informal speech, that said the anon flipping their shit is doing it because they think it's a sign of being part of the Tumblr pronoun club.Some people need a hobby.
ESL here I thought you use he when you're talking about a man and she for a woman and they for plural and when you arent suredid I have it wrong
>>683654608>Tumblr pronoun clubThat's a funny way of spelling Tikkun Olam.
>>683643859I'm fucking missing all of summer esa this year, but I wanted to contribute a Plum
>>683654735No, but that's not all of it. It's not something to worry about though.
>>683654849nice plum nigga
>>683654849Cute and holy fucking THIGHS.
>>683654880what else then?
>>683654849>that shirtPLUM NO
>>683654391>wound
>>683655442I am but who cares
>>683655630You know the rules, and so do I.
>>683654945Usually informal stuff when it really doesn't matter to the subject or isn't worth the effort, it's not something to get caught up on though.It's been that way for hundreds of years but some people are super touchy because of the language police / anti-language police shit.
>>683654945NTA, but the singular "they" is one of those things that people are pretty heated about whether it's proper English or not. Nowdays it just gets bundled into the xir,xer,they/them nonesense, when you just sometimes want a way to talk about a person who you may not know enough details about.
>21 deleted postsuh oh :)yanny having a melty :)
>>683655630Bby
Man the thread is such a fucking shitshow. Fucking speedtrannies when they leave their discord.
>>683655875All because you got triggered when someone corrected your English kek
>>683656031You're lucky anyone cares to shitpost this low energy dying event.
>>683654375There isn't one in Spanish
>UK is 80% mudOnly if it's Wales or Scotland.
>>683656113Its actually on sleep break at the moment.
>>683656272But enough about the 6 hour LoTR run.
>>683656272its live on twitch right now thougheverbeit
>>683656330No i mean if you 'shitpost' now you are actually retarded and also most likely a discord speedtranny.
>>683656330That was fun though, the threads descended into lore discussions.
>>683656149They don't mean in scenery anon....
>>683656435>nowI shitpost whenever I have time, faggot.
>>683656512Nah you are a pretender
>>683656648>it'sIts*
haven't watched much this marathon so far, will the threads survive overnight during the reruns
>you just stop in the middle of nowhereAh, the player in this is a white van driver for the day job.
>ate a pound of red meat>tightness in my chest for an hourIt's better now but what the fuck I think I almost went to see Plum
>>683656721always dolack of 24h turns it into a parallel watcher society
>>683655875It's laurel.
>>683656721It will do now, it's waifu games.
Sailor Moon fans, I kneel...
Damn I even missed the Sailor Moon run today. Mercury best sailor.
who is that brown semen demon
>>683656950Truth.
Streets of Rage has nothing on this.
>>683652208>nepotism dinnerstopped reading there
I miss it bros
>>0683657284Hi Edenal!
>>683651252
Close 2nd
>>683657470That's retardednal to you.
>>683657470Hello anon.
So, anybody looking forwards to anything tomorrow?I'm thinking the NES block might be ok.
>>683648285kek what a great run
>>683658030Was this from the Tetris tranny?
>>683656597Read the thread.
>randomly skipping forward 3 hours
>>683658229Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh.
>>683658337They did this yesterday as well.
>>683658337It's a highlight reel.
>>683658030>wOw sOmE cOnTeXtLeSs wOrDs!!!!!!Show the poster and date or it doesn't exist, you retarded pussy.
>>683648285Is nosejones an alias for billyplaysgames?
>>683658426ah, seemed like the last two runs were the first two of the day so i just assumed
>>683658547Boy you're stupid.
hello?weren't there a bunch of seething burgers that this race was at 5AM?was that all one guy jej
>>683658632Boy you're jewish.
So I decided to look up this Celina chick everyone keeps mentioning in these threads. Looked up her Silent Hill 2 playthrough on YT and I'm seriously considering ending things.
>>683658868You actually tried searching it on your own, so I'm sympathetic to you.It's legit, but the guy posted it as an image directly.https://twitter.com/NoseJonesSpeed/status/1296949560728645632
>>683658868Check the runner's twitter you mental midget. Do you have actual developmental issues?
>>683658994>>683659015I can't check xitter without an account, you fucking goyim.
>>683659054Not my problem.
>>683658994>no more tweets after thatconcern.jpg
>>683659102Neither is you being a goy.
>>683658547Why are you sperging out so hard about this, like did you think you would get a one-up on an anon or something kek. Good job making yourself look stupid.
>>683658860A lot of of this thread is like 3 schtizos getting way angrier than they need to about speedrunning marathons.
>>683659156Why do you care?
>4 hour NES block tomorrowfuck yeah
some of yall are mad cranky cuz yall are horny
>>683659224Might actually be an oasis.
>>683648285ummm was that a troll run???
>>683659224oh damn it's longer than that, practically the entire day.
>>683659116The dude deleted his twitch channel tooThe GDQ drama mongers got him boys. They made a mockery of their event and shifted the focus from the cause to him, and they killed him for it.
>>683658360...?The tetris tranny ran at gdq and died twice. 41% may have happened
>commentators say wingman is handsome and he's got great genetics>don't say shit about hutskek trannies BTFO
>>683658914She's just some simp bait streamer, the thing most people ignore these days is she was inserted into those non-runs by a talent agency that ESA was getting sponsorship from that year.In some ways that makes those runs worse, especially since the same agency has The Mexican Runner on their books, everybody organizing it knew they would be terrible and didn't care because they saw money in it.
>>683659465In your head, sure, but that's not what the conversation chain was about.
>>683658868>safe search: OffAnon, you've been looking up dirty things again, haven't you?
>>683659283God, how could they be so anti-fun? He came, he played, he beat the game. He deserves as much respect as any other runner. Not everything has to have peak fidelity.
>>683648285>all activity on the account stopped immediately following the eventHe built up an image for years all for this run.
>>683659892Their corporate masters deemed it no-no so they step in line.
>>683659886My cookies frequently die.
>two more hours to goGonna be a rough one. I should find a movie or something.
>>683660346I'm currenly watching a new gccx episode.
>>683660556Oh, I haven't watched that in forever. Is there still a maintained torrent or has DMCA scattered it to the winds?
baking
>>683660838>>683660838>>683660838
>>683660606Nah, there's still a collection on Nyaa. Just hasn't been updated with new stuff since January.
>>683661070I shall join you then.
>>683660606>muh dmcaThe twitch channel is still going for years.
>>683661189Those get shut down too, you have to keep hopping channels.
>>683661631It's been going for at least three years non-stop.
