Stream 1Now: Super Mario 64 Archipelago RandomizerNext: Sea Of Thieves (Cringe)Later: Nap Timehttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>683835948I have Migrated
>>683835948Celina, my ESA Bonesaw
Previous: >>683821036
Miggin
>>683836113Thanks chart migger
>>683836148THAT's a migger?
GTA SA waiting room.
MIGGY
>>683836148This is literally me.
>>683836148i will not forget any migger and will drag them through the darkest waters
>a variety of interesting sprite swaps>duuuuuuuuurrr lets pick the palette swap because muh gays>lets not even make it close so people that wanted anything else dont bother donatingCan trannies go one day without being obnoxious
>>683836253That's an ape.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683836145>>683836148>>683836163>>683836195>>683836227>>683836253can we stop please with the implied racism? thanks. it's been bothering me all week
hi intensity walljumps
>>683834442Gimmick runs can be fun if they're planned in advance so people have shit to actually say about them. Randomizers and bingo are streamer slop. They can't really do more than basic tech and routing is nonexistent, so it feels like a regular playthrough of any game to me, which I could just do myself. I don't like watching let's plays and reactionary streamers, faggots killed youtube, and now speedrunning.
>>683836412Shut up you... you... double migger.
>>683836148I gotta be honest, if he wanted in, I would let him. He looks like a fun kind of feller.
>>683836467hey man relax
>>683836331>4 hands>fuzzy>african visagelooks like a monke to me
>>683835948Can someone explain the GET IN joke/meme to me
So I'll probably do all the shit I need to do tomorrow during that increasingly awful looking SMetroid/ALTTP run, despite being some of my favorite SNES games. I specifically want to catch the second half of GTA:SA and then catch Mario 64 70 star later
>>683836148migged succesfully
>>683836739Is this the Plum that killed a man?
>>683836821>take a picture, it'll last longer>...that's what i'm doing, you abomination
>trans pride samuswhere's that faggot from yesterday who said there wasn't any tranny shit in this marathon?
>>683836113damn today seemed decent sad I missed it
>>683836641British people were a mistake.
Okay, so we're halfway through the run and the gimmick is already over.Now it's just 70 star but without being kicked back to the castle when you pick one up.
>>683836975We exist. Get over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00GSTRPNA-c
>>683837126Yeah,I think I'll spend the rest of the run watching the ones I missed today
>>683837176get invisiwalled nerd
fuzzyness has been lifting weights huh
>>683836412This is "haha funny word" edgyness not legit racism, people getting upset over it is exactly what makes the word funny.
>>683837176kek i was wondering what he was talking about
>>683837265Looks like it. AEtienne is now the undisputed sticc
is that ben shapiro?
>>683837176Thanks anon
>>683837354You only think it's a "haha funny word" because it's hurtful to others and taboo to say. Therefore you're racist.
Give me a (you) when GTA San Andreas starts
>>683836050Cute Plum.
>>683836050A daring synthesis.
>so long homosexual faggot bowser
Rate Mario Autismpelago
>30 minutes under
RATE Super Mario 64 Archipelago
>>683837823Oh, it ended?A
>>683837823S
>>683837839>>683837823B
>>683836113>it's already friday and i've watched maybe half a dozen runs so farim just not feeling it this time.
>>683837823>>683837839C
>>683837823C novelty wore off midway through
>>683837839D we already saw this fucking run.
>>683837823>>683837839B for Bo Bong Bay Bowser
PLUM
CUM IN PLUM
WE LOVE PLUM
I'M PLUMMING!!!
Was she the first sign that things where heading in a certain direction?
>went from no plum to constantly spamming itWhy does ESA have no chill?
plum rules /esa/
>nooooooooo mario badWE GOT PLUM!!!!!!!
GROOVANWITCHANPLUMMAN
PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
plums cumming in the goon cave again
>>683837839A for Autism
Why does the sound cut out when Plum says "Left, right, left right"?
>>683837823B maybe?I don't know, it was a run, it wasn't bad.
>>683837823DI hate randomizers and gimmick runsI hate washed-up speedrunners who play nothing but randomizers and gimmick runsAt least have the dignity to retire to the JRPG home
>>683837823C shame he got all the moves
Are randomizers just "Get out of overestimate jail free" cards since you can blame the random aspect of the randomizer for the failures rather than your own skill?
I'm plumming to bed>>683837823C
>>683837823>>683837839B
oh no guys...I think I just gave Plum the stink eye...
Rate Plum
HERE COMES... um...?
Okay, they're overdoing it now.
>>683838116did you die?
PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM Blessing this thread.
>>683838049Because it's dual channel, the left is meant to be left ear and the right is meant to be the right earESA in their usual incompetent ways appear to just capturing it mono and it's losing the right channel.
>>683837995They realized people donate more when Plum is played, so they play it more.
>>683838140lmao
I love ESA's mascot, Plum!
this dude got mustard and ketchup for hair lmao
>>683837823B>>683838137SSS
>>683838137SSSSSSS
I do not care for the Plum song, It insists upon itself.
>>683838198>They to in want what meHuh?
>>683838236
>>683837995ESA is in its schizo era right now.>We're gonna have a layout where the runner cams are bigger than the game>No we're not the game is bigger now>We're gonna have the angle be at the side rather than forward facing>No we're not its forward facing again>We're gonna have a donation reader cam every time someone donates>No we're not. What donation reader cam?
>>683838168hahahahaha fucking hell
>>683836641someone said something at this marathon and now everyone has to run it into the ground
>>683838097based undead /dance enjoyers
>>683838168Thank you, Audio-anon. I don't remember it always doing this so I can assume that's a great fuck up.
>>683838198I need to go to previous threads to save the new plums
>>683838312GEEETT IINN :DDD
>>683838350Most of them are here, but there are few that haven't been uploaded: https://vidya.pics/post/list/plum/1
How much fucking and sucking is there at the ESA hotel?
>>683838168ooooh, that explains it
>>683838350I think that's a new ms paint doodle. I'm not doing anything until GTA so I might doodle some shitty Plums to pass the time too.
>>683838350>>683838412Don't open that link it creates mustard gas.
Is Skenmy the worst host? Out of both GDQ and ESA?
>>683838421Yes
>>683838472Fuck no. He's GDQ-lite, but there are GDQ hosts who genuinely infuriate me.
>>683838472Yes. No.
>>683838415unironically I've only seen one way back when Plum first started showing up at ESA.
>>683838472Nah, the GDQews take the cake.
>>683838448Can we do this but for Rubies?
>>683838448>my god awful drawing is in therecringo
>>683838472NoNot even worst of ESAHe's definitely up there though And you just know he was a power tripping psycho cunt when he was a cop
>>683838472Out of both? No way, GDQ is much worse for how much yelling they do.
>>683837169Not for long you don't.
>>683838561amazing you can still post her after what happened last GDQ
>>683837995They did the same at ESA Winter this year where they weren't showing Mako's animation at all and in the last 2 days they SPAMMED the shit out of it especially the last day when at one point they did it twice in a row. Even Mako said that it was overkill.
>>683838596>OI BIN THAT KNOIFE
>>683838448>tfw you dont make the vision board
>>683838472Game and Shout is far above him. I will eternally hate him forever after the Final Fantasy IX run at GDQ. Forever.
>>683838472*blocks your path*
GRILL ALERT
Someone turned this bitch's mic off.
shoutouts to the tech crew
SHOUTOUTS
We'll do a Skenmy drawing compilation this year instead.
>>683838472Could you explain why?
Blessing this run...With no survivors!
GURLGUUUUURRRLLLL
What the fuck is that shirt she's wearing
>girlpotential trainwreck incoming!
>>683838596Dropping from the brotherhood to become a digital tard wrangler who checks badges is a delicious fall
>>683838686>>683838692Game and shout mind
>>683838692I'm glad there's always another anon that brings up Game and Shout, too. Fuck him.
Um
Hey guys, I'm here.
is that women?
based tech
i would respect her mouth, ass, and vagina
>>683838759>AI shitI cannot sanction this buffoonery.
>>683838686>>683838692>tfw he got divorced
>>683838769>literally "Um, sweetie" the shirt
>>683838759Cute plum! New?
>>683838376GEDT INB :DDDDD
>>683838769>Only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting womenlmaoHey guys, look at these words on my tits
>>683838759>AI shitNah, anon. That ain't it.
>>683838894I genuinely can't read all of it because her tits get in the way.Pure, unadulterated poetry.
I'm watching her and not the run
BOOBY LADY (REAL?)
Something somethingRESPECTINGSomething something something
>>683838954Yeah I found the rest of the quote by Googling what I could see on her tits
>>683838872It's AI slop, you can make a billion new ones in 5 minutes.
Does she think people respect her?
>>683838140You gave her the stinky eye
What the fuck happened to Australian accents
well at least it's a short run>it's the last runfuck
Hold on, she's hot??
>>683838986>try to make you respect women with her shirt>you literally can't read it because of her tits
>>683838894thank god she was walking around with words on her chesti have now have had an epiphany and will change all my misogynistic ways
>>683839056Imagine if she had a penis
>>683839056Pronebone
stunning and brave
>>683839056unironically looks like a tranny
>>683839056Not with that much makeup.
>>683839056you love to see it !
>>683838894I can't take "respecting women" seriously after AI Dungeon replaced the word rape with respect.Gives that shirt a different meaning in my head.
>>683838875kino countrykino runkino meme
>>683839056ESA restored
>>683839123Obviously not the same top she's wearing but definitely same quote
>>683839056>>683839123The irony
>>683839123I think I'm more respectful towards women I'm not attracted to.
Is this another e-celeb thot they brought in for views?
>>683839123
I like the cleavage, it really brings out the message in her shirt
>>683838261>when the don't dead open inside is already closed alive do outside>and its purple>>683838448it is but im hoping i can draw at least 1 actual good one.>>683838551there are a couple of lewdish plums but we have a resident trannitor now that nukes everything """""off topic""""" so you are unlikely to see anyone really experimenting. im too shit at drawing to even try but one of the really good resident drawfriends is responsible for several horny plums
>>683839242
>>683839146You still gonna be complaining when you look up and see this?
I don't want this to be the last run of the day!
>>683839293why did you crop out the pOnOs
>>683839320At least it's short and the runner is an actual woman.
>lags>chokeskek
is this game good?
Is this the category?Is she even running this seriously?
i think i dont respect this run
>>683839454IT BEGINS
i'm going to work on my outrun 2006 PBs instead of whatever this is
>>683839416This one, she's last.https://www.speedrun.com/sea_of_thieves?h=Heart_of_Fire_Gauntlet&x=7dg0on4k
Wait, she literally has an OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/micromads
I can't stop staring at her 6head
>>683839454If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen
Ad run.
>>683839454>actually prettyNow that's where you and I differ, damazy.
any new mommy gifs from this year?you know what i mean
Australia, explain.
>>683839494eh, okay
OH MEIN GOTTQUICK /ESA/ HIDE THE PISS BOTTLES
>>683839509Very respectful
Women shouldn't wear uppity shirts like that if that can't play for shit. So fucking sick of women these days
>>683839454L O N D O NONDON
>>683839550There was that one webm from yesterday of the big, thick girl getting up from her chair, if anyone has that.
>>683839560The concentration camps really fucked them up.
>>683839494>new pbNo shit
>>683839509Yeah no shit, she's a woman.
>arrive home>turn on ESA for one last run>have this served to meNo amount of Plum can fix this
>>683837606Flattery will get you nowhere.
Any new memes from today?
W-what does it mean if I find 360chrism hotter?
>>683839631I just find it comedic, considering her shirt.
>>683839646Every Plum makes it hurt a little bit less.
>>683839712You respect him more, or something like that
>>683839732Women are natural hypocrites, should be expected.
Thots that have no right to be speedrunning is just as bad as trannies speedrunning. At least trannies are usually decent at the speedruns.
>>683839550>>683839608
>>683839712
Plum? More like DUMB
>>683839509Could be much worse.
This is fucking terrible wtf am I doing with my life
>>683839790>At least trannies are usually decent at the speedruns.Nice joke, frognigger.
>this runner
she's really good at this game
She looks like she would be a hot chubby goth girl with torn black fishnet stockings if she was a bit heavier
>>683839821
>>683839293>pathetic
>>683839821...
>>683839708BG3 was a fun train wreck.
Why did she choose ESA over ASM...?
She doesn't seem too good at this.
>>683839509What the fuck?
>>683839821rude
>>683839842Why, who is that supposed to be?
>>683839916Wtf is this real?
well at least it isn't that metroid/alien run from last year
>>683839842Or Plum's VA's OnlyFans that's just feet pictures.
This run reminds me of something...
The only brightside is that this dogshit ad of a run won't be in the reruns.
>>683840000you cannot comparet his to that trainwreck
>>683840000Nice digits for a cursed post
RATE sea of thieves
>>683839790you troons are the worst, even beating women when it comes to ruining things
>>683839893kek I think I watched some of this a while ago.
>>683839842who the fuck is paying for this shit
>>683840059D that was a run I guess
>>683840000Horrible waste of digits.
>>683840000Come on, nothing will ever be as bad as this was
>>683840059D
>>683840000Red pill me on this
>>683840059B
>>683839973That's Sayvi, the Dark Souls speedrunner girl.
>>683840059onlyf(A)ns
Do NOT rate this run
>>683840059C-
>>683840059F
someone draw Plum slapping the runner
>>683840059Fine for a beginner run. C.
>>683840000those emotes are so fucking ugly
Yesterday was by far the best day.
>>683840059D-
>>683840059C
>>683840059F for Female
>>683840059ZZZ
>>683840000god I miss my wife celina
>advertising her bullshitfuck this whore, esa is dead >>683840059F
>>683840059C for not caring
>>683840059CThe game is bad and the run is boring but its short and underestimate
>>683840159a lot of Celina besmirching around these parts anon but I'm with you
>>683840131They really are. Every time someone posts a webm/image of that run with the emotes visible, it physically pains me.
There's too many Scots now.At least with Argick he was the equivalent of like 10.
>>683840059C+honestly wasn't bad, her commentary is just a bit shit
>I see some Plums in chat sow we should cut to something...>Frame perfectI won't complain
i'M fRaMe PeRfEcT
>>683840059ZBuy an ad
IM FRAME PERFECT
not even frame perfect can salvage this shit
FRAME PERFECT
HOLY SHIT THEY DID A RUN OF BUG FABLES!?FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I would have loved to see that live
I'M FRAME PERFECT
>>683840105Still no idea, and I think I'll stay happy and just don't care about this
>>683840000BASED!
>>683840059I'm doin' him a space C.
>>683840274>>683840230I KNEEL
>>683840256But.. it's Big Champ 64...
>>683839509>woman>is a whoremany such cases, sad
>>683840271it was bland
I actually like those two as hosts.>>683840245I like he keeps bouncing between them vs never playing Frame Perfect.
>>683840000Cursed
>>683840059I'm doin' him a D
It feels like since around yesterday they've went into some sort of panic mode and decided to reverse as many changes as possible and get it back to "old ESA" asap. Dunno if anyone else feels that? Like reducing the host talking segments, bringing back the classic videos, less gimmick runs. Even the run quality has improved.
>>683837968we have this conversation every single threadget over it already
Spamming Plum and Frame Perfect a dozen times a day is just compensating for how shit the event has been so far.
>>683839509Its even worse>NO NUDITY
>>683840413Uh... yeah?
>>683840426Sad! Many such cases.
the contrast between yesterday's last run with today's
>>683840396Maximum gimmick run tomorrow though in Metroid/Zelda, they can't salvage that.
>>683840338
>>683840396Happened the last few ESAs really
>>683840230Frame perfect rules, Plum drools
>>683840280He can't stop groovin
>Had a Celina style run in a Celina OP thread>Celina quads>>683840000WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
>>683839992Based
>>683835948>Super Mario 64 Archipelago RandomizerWhat the fuck is the point of that? There's a lot of collectibles in SM64 but there's only like 10 different collectibles.What are/were the other games?
>>683840508I like both. :)
>>683839805brother- you gotta...
>>683840546god she beautiful and she got a pussy under there
Great job mod team!
>>683840531The visible annoyance on her face
>>683840627hello sir
>>683840000the horroralso checked
>>683840627Open bobs.
>>683839842>>683839509
>>683840630You can't read faces.
Why is the twitch chat totally dead?
>>683840508I hate both. :(
Blurry because she refuses to get close to the scotsman
>>683839509OnlyPlums when?
that fat dude kind of looks like bawk
>>683840508Both are shit, the YOU WOULDN'T RESET A SPEEDRUN video is clearly the best.
During ESA Winter 2024, at this same time during the "same" day, the counter was at $58,814 https://twitch.tv/videos/2071829087?t=01h58m56s
>>683840737Is there any point even post in the chat? They rarely even read anything out loud.
(You)
>>683840860
>>683840832Where's Mario 64 Archipelago?
>>683840832I long for the consistency of the NES block.
>woman has never played video games
god i bet she smells like koala fur i love her accent mARIAUURR
>>683839842Bewildering how depressing her OF wasPure sadness
360chrism is gonna get it
>>683840098Imagine if you will, a run where the whole gimmick is is emotes appearing on the screen of the runner and the audience and the runner isn't even a speedrunner but some random e-celeb and she is behaving exactly like in that webm the whole time.
>>683840832>runs with single digit number of votesoof, not a good look.
>>683840832>ESA finally gets the ad tagNOOOOOOOOOThats how you know its truly over. DNF was bad enough.
im so tired of that retard playing san andreas for 20 years and somehow everyone wants to see it every 6 months
>>683840832no godless night
>toxoposter makes a comprehensible post
>>683840921How many people on /v/ do you think have played Mario 64, anon?
happy friday everyone, I hope that you're all doing well. How have the runs been?I've got a great new book to read, some good food to eat, and parasite eve just finished downloading for my first playthrough. it's gaming time.
>>683840832>ad is the star of davidoy vey
>>683841017That's me, I want to see it every 6 months.
>>683841017>im so tired of that retard playing san andreasIt's ok, so is he
>>68384104790% surely, it's one of the titans
>Tomorrow is Josh dayfuck yes!
>>683840856Parasocial relationship addiction crap.
>>683841047All the ones who belong here.
>>683841047In these threads it's probably a lot I imagine.
>>683841047not going to lie, I fucking hate sm64. I think it's clunky as hell and I much MUCH prefer 2d mario. My favorites are SM2, SM3, and Yoshi's Island
>>683840832Make sure to append the start to the Pseudoregalia run.
>>683841047At least 98% of this thread I hope I don't care about the rest of /v/.
>>683841114oh fucking poggers dude cant wait for 6 hours of the same shit we saw last timeGET INNNNNNNNNNN
>>683840832Sea of Thieves also has to have the ! for girl.
>>683841047I played the DS versionIt fucking sucked
>>683841114This is NOT respecting womenNow go to my onlyfans!
>>68384104720%>>683841194I liked it.
>>683840910I was busy sipping my women disrepecting juice I forgot to fix it.
I fucking hate geese
This +400db goosebert segment woke me up from feverish slumber countless times last event and I'll never forgive Edenal for creating it
>>683841114this is the most unnatural bj position I have ever seen, why is her center of gravity so fucking far forward, her her weight is on her arms not his legs? it makes zero sense.
>>683841143>I think it's clunky as hellI don't understand what people mean when they talk about how "smooth" the movement is in SM64.Mario controls like a brick shithouse on rollerskates in 64, every 3D iteration did the movement better.
>>683840832Duality
>>683841194I grew up with M64 and also played the DS version and I liked it.Spent countless of hours doing the minigames.I was too young to autistically care about the dumb changes.
You know a goose smashing keyboard parts wasn't exactly the greatest content ever devised but it was gold compared to whatever this is
>>683841273>Star Wars>blue>Bluey>redhuh???
>wake up this morning>"good morning sir, here are some trash speedruns">Josh GTA:SA run at 1 AM for meThanks ESA
DUDEGOOSEBERTLMAO
>>683841114
>>683841273So fitting lol
>>683840940>That's him! That's him right there! The migrator!
>>683841271it has gotta be that the more hours you play it the better you get at controlling him, but I'm with you anon, to me it feels clunky as hell and bad
Was the OoT hundo run no SRM or not?
wait where's sea of thieves?
>>683840832What went wrong with Darkest Dungeon and OSRS?
>>683841323The goose gets it
>>683841017Fuck him and his stupid hairlineplay something new ffs
There's no retardy tonight... what do we do now?
See you guys tomorrow :3
>>683841362It was pure 100% anything goes
>>683840994You've entered...the Shit Zone
i love micromads well good smell taste mm
>>683841017That's right.
>>683841453>this is a 10/10 goddess at a speedrunning event
>>683841395So this is why they kicked him out. He didn't laugh at the goose jokes.
>>683841453She's actually kinda cute
>>683840994No, I refuse to imagine it.
>>683841271I have barely touched 3D Mario of any description and not in decades at that but to me 2D Mario feels like permanent ice level mode anyways. I know I'm supposed to play them, I know 4 year olds played them, but fuck it I don't like it any better in 2024 than I did in 1994.
let's rewatch Celina's runs instead of the re-runs on stream
>>683841395Why does he hate fun?
>>683841453>only there to promote her ''''''''brand'''''''''''didn't deserve to be immortalized in a webm
>>683839842Is that... an egg?
>>683841619Cute Plum.
>>683841017GTA runs are fun and no one else wants to show up to do them. AdamAK dropped off the face of the Earth and I don't think I've seen English Ben in a while.
>missed an entire run because I was dodging intermissions
>>683841273https://youtu.be/6bdOX21lV2A?si=98IqpkxRhBj9aXWz&t=72
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/micromads
>>683841654ready for well fertilise mm
>>683841654Wait, what the fuck?
wtf this game is SOVL why didn't you guys tell me about it
>>683841725There was no run after Mario 64.
>>683841017>>683841174>>683841437>whines>whines again>whines again
>>683841669nothing about six hour runs is fun besides 10 minutes before it ends
>>683841669>AdamAKholy fuck i forgot about himhope he's ok, wasn't he getting his phd or something?
>>683841654
>>683841792I think he's okay, he's just like all the other 2010's speedrunners, just got bored I guess.
Shiiiit this actually looks cool but I want to sleep before the SA run
>>683841654you're going to be eating all of them
>>683841771He called it Resident Evil with Samurai but that's Onimusha, this does however look like a prototype of Onimusha.
Once ESA is over what's left for us?
>>683841234do you have one ordered by score?
>>683841882anon, it's a rerun...
>>683841654why wouldn't it be?
>>683841931BSG and UKSG
>>683841931>>683841981frame fatales
>>683841931sweet release of death
>>683841654I clearly have far too many egg related images
>>683841742https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/moremadison
>>683842004
>>683841965anon, it's a bot...
START THE NEXT RUN ALREADY
Bros... what shall we do after ESA ends?
>>683841951
>>683841981RTA overlaps pretty heavily with BSG, too.
>>683841742>>683842058>people pay for thisI will never understand
>>683841965I know but I didn't catch this one live and its easier for me to watch like this. If I watch a VOD I will keep pausing it ad nauseam for one reason or another
>>683842104
>>683842104uhhh... it's me Luna!
>>683842058>$20
>>683842081dont laugh, it gets threads the whole time
>>683842161Nobody actually watches RTA though
>>683841931whichever current board or thread gives me the similar adrenaline rush of shitposting about live events on this vietnamese knitting forum
>>683835948I'm gonna need some explanation of wtf is even happening on the screen here. I've had sex before so I'm not qualified to understand any of this The troon is speedruning Alien Isolation and someone gifted 10k bits, hence the shower of retard emotes on screen... ? And he had to stop becasue of that? Or wtf
>>683842187Better to laugh than give them attention.
/ourguy/ Susan will be at RTA, the Japanese people love him
WE HAVE SEKIRO AT HOME
>>683842107GDQ xisters our response?
>>683842250>I've had sex beforepiss off normalfag
>>683842049what kind of shit would one take after downing 5 dozen raw eggs?
sovl of the samvrai
>>683842250fuck off tourist
>>683842317>posting fraudulent images
>>683842281They just haven't had the misfortune of experiencing himHe's 100% going to fuck it up
tomboy
>>683842049Enemy of the Surly King... or a longtime friend?
>>683842161rta is a snoozefest
>>683842161Most runs are glitchless and rpgs they had to bring a white guy last time to speedrun a fun game (doom)
>>683842250Actual woman cosplaying as Ripley from Alien. Her talent agency bribed ESA into giving her two run despite no speedrunning experience. Her astroturfed "fans" spammed a crowd-interaction system to spam emotes for the entire duration of the run, while she shucked and jived for the entire hour about how wild and wacky her fans were. She got 10 minutes of casual progress done by the end of it and spent a large portion of it crawling because she didn't notice she was barely moving.
>>683842452w-why was this anon banned
>>683842332>>683842371>>683842452Useless posts will be reported to higher authorities. Answer the question of I will break your knees.
>>683842165Me either. Girls used to post this type of shit for free just a decade ago. How fucking despaired coomers really are?
>>683830508make amends with your mum and pop before its too late anon
>>683842281Only because they can't understand him
>>683842549Extremely poor and thirsty pajeet english, I'd wager.
>>683842317>top rated runs were all shit let's playsi rate this sgdq a F
what's up with the fag that keeps giving everything a C?
>>683842527Thanks anon, youre a good anon >Actual womanPress x to doubt, my tranny sensors are going all red from that clip alone
>>683842549Coomers get struck down with extreme prejudice in ESA threads
>>683842580Turd worlders recently discovering the internet via cellphones.
>>683842585dont listen to this
>>683842165"People" today think if something exists they should spend money on it
>>683842819Cool it with the anti-turd worldism.
>>683842750>third worlder>paying for anythinghuh?
i just got back from drunk driving. where is everyone?
Wait, why are they all gone? WTF happened? was there a fire alarm?
>>683842884You're poor because you throw your money away on frivolous shit, Ranjeet.
>last night of the event>they finally learn to replay runs chronologically so those of us who missed the first runs of the day can see them. Why does it always take ESA until the last days to get their shit together?
>>683842945they're in the process of migging
kek
>>683842945>>683842907They went for breakfast
>>683842945Re-runs until 5 hours from now.
>>683842945Anon the room is packed...take your meds
>>683842967That doesn't help at all because I missed all the runs all day because I'm in a timezone where I saw the first run.
>>683842945They heard the great bong and had to grab some beans on toast it's mandatory
>>683842884i know some people, youd be surprise
>>683842049>roughly 8-10 yolks per mug, so let's say it's an average of 9 eggs per mug>an egg is about 70 calories>each mug is 630 calories>5 mugs is ~3,150 calories, not accounting for spillagefucking>>683841971i've never though of eggs in a sexual way
time to mig
>it opens at 7IT'S NOT 7 IN CET
>>683842317nice pic for ants
>>683839842How far she's fallen
>>683843123migged
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>>683843104I've been wasting my time cookin' em!
>>683843123>>683843381Nice
>>683842732the one on the left is an actual woman, you can tell by the overreactions and incapability of shutting upthe awkward one on the right is a tranny, you can tell by everything.
>>683843829You're talking to a false-flagging tranny.
>>683843832kek
>joshimuz run nextI liked thisbguy in the past but he became an annoying faggot. His runs are usually complaining nowadays.
>>683838681its ok i didnt either anon
>>683844157>doesn't like complainingYou know what /v/ is known for... right?
>>683838681Did you make the later collage?
baking
>>683844157He's been doing this for like a decade. You'd be complaining too. I admire that he still actually does speedruns from time to time, even if he does do a lot of challenge / gimmick runs as well.
>>683844557>>683844557>>683844557
>>683841614Goosebert is a forced meme
