KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/Fi5HpZMvduZYMmSE7—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/the-end-of-the-tourney-cj4d►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u6lzwJZT2AIaoDHO1rbq-wGYJd6x-0KKKf8iOQFlIKc/edit?usp=sharing►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScY7S0Ik3_8TqgDajvPlq686B9IH-nWfYMB6n6NmEHW3H-NnA/viewanalytics►Round 2: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdnIAAqol-6XiG1REdtJievpHwhda1fLM3P2Dwvvhp73Zq4Fg/viewanalytics►Round 3: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScQY-eRjczSSmpcwcEGtrGHu-Q7bbS3ibORzBUa3c7cmzdq5A/viewanalytics►Round 4: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScfgmDjhr4MBSnvdhPRXWVBfWv9Kr_9W2p5NyQa-tqvsWfwtQ/viewanalytics►Quarterfinals: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSek5wIJV5ao0TPljAxp0JvoZtjF0AJd3iJZ0hcGvhBzrfkPUw/viewanalytics►Semifinals: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc3VTKuueZZ4gI9qtdbN0yyuU_YbDiUDizv9j601fEutil8sA/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2►Judges:Yotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>696524528►Qualifiers: >>696623247►Round 1: >>696715697 ►Round 2: >>696793571 ►Round 3: >>696878318 ►Round 4: >>696967734 ►Quarterfinals: >>697063076 ►Semifinals: >>697244948 ►Finals: >>697344136 ►Previous: >>697379653
OC Anchor
Did you vote for Shadow yet?
ChaosCONTROLChaosQUEENIt all adds upSpinel2 is about to sweep
I miss Battler
Barred from King /v/ can be found...oh wait it's over lol
>>69738921247...
>>697389191Yep
>>697389191No, Denton.>>697389193>>>/co/
In the trash, where he belongs.
>>697389217who won again?
>>697389191Yes.>>697389193Leave this place.
>>697389330why the tranny Barnyard cow
>>697387265>>697388084I had a dream that Hexfag campaigned for Wario once again in 2025, but the exact moment he reaches the finals Hex Maniac bursts out of Wario's belly revealing to have been her in disguise this whole time, and the rest of the round is just Hexfag drawing Hex like he normally does during Queen while the thread collectively loses their mind.
You have ten seconds to vote for JC before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
>>697389146a
>>697389547MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOES
Your thoughts on this tournament, anon
>>697389448>LeaveNo, I don't think I will hubby
>>697389451in dis board otis is a hero, end a story
>>697389575...and Luigi
>>697389547Kino
>>697389506holy shit
I am............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... all of me
>>697389451why else?
>>697389618...and Peppino
>>697389518
>>697389547>Raiden glaring down at Samkek
>>697389448Why is he so cute when he smiles?
>>697389191>>697389448>>697389861My adorable queer HERO ^_^
I've been using this website since 2010, what the fuck is the password
Already voted for Denton, sorry furries
>>697389506You know, THAT would be pretty funny!
>>697389547KinoI vouch to have this as the picture on this King's wiki page
>>697389948Fil...
>>697389948filtered lmao
>>697389948the password is The Game
WTF
>>697389506He should do that
>>697390047>Shadowbros confirmed stevenfags
>>697389948your mom
>>697389579…
>>697389579Very funny
>>697390079Looks like this tournament needs a HERO!
>>697389131Nominating Medic from Team Fortress 2
>>697390047Is that what their child will look like?
>>697390047This looks lame. I'm so glad they decided to rip off Pinkie Pie/Pinkamena instead.
>>697390191ONEJOKEand it's still pretty funny
Steven Universe is a based show and I'm tired pretending it isn't
I'm glad Sam will have to sit the next year outHe deserves itTake that as you will
>>697390346LUIGI, CRANK THAT VIDEO!
>>697390224Support
lmao
>>697389948>drill hairWhy is it so cute?
>>697389579Good fun for the most part, but 2023 had much better E8 and much better campaigns for not only E8 but many of those who didn't make it.
>>697390450Don't make fun of him
Nominating Zoro from One Piece for Heroes of /a/
>>697389131Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGG6iCyR4w
*quack*
>skipped for a year because everyone forgot to nominate him>immediately achieves his best result yet on returnHow does he do it?
>>697390224ÜBERCHARGED
>>697390771You already know why
>>697390771He doesn't deny his weapon its purpose.
>>697387668>>697387817A few months ago, I was driving along the streets of /v/ with my friend, Jack, until we realize that we were running out of gas.We were trying to park somewhere to give our car a rest, but no luck. Then something caught our eyes. It was a Peppino's Pizza building with Peppino at the top of it.When we parked by the parking lot, we noticed that they was no voters inside. It was weird, considering that Peppino's is open 24/7. Also. there were no cars either. I could've swore that the Peppino statue turned its head against me.I told Jack about it, but when he he saw it, it was in normal position. He told me I was going nuts, but the statue DID turn it's head. I then heard a faint Brazillian laugh coming from the inside. We got terrified. I tried opening the door, but it was locked by a rusty Master combination lock. We didn't have time to figure out the combination, so Jack went into Blade Mode and cut it off. it was finally unlocked.So we opened the door to the inside. What we saw was so horrible. There were dead raped corpses all over the tables and chairs, and lots of cum in the soda machine. We puked in the trash can that was next to us, but before we did that, I saw mutilated Ls and Ns inside, which made us puke even more. How did Peppino's end up like this? We were so hungry, so we ran into the kitchen. There were spaghetti and a few pizzas, I thought we finally found food, until we saw more corpses.This time, they had no faces, juts masks with blood coming from the sockets. Their stomachs have been ripped open with the schizo parts ripped out. I tried ignoring them, but they still bother me. I didn't even have time to eat sandwiches. We tried escaping through the main door, but it mysteriously locked by itself. We were now prisoners inside the building. We got scared just by staring at the corpses. Zack and I spitted up, trying to look for a exit. He went to a door that was covered in bodily fluids.(1/2)
>>697390863I didn't want to enter with him, because I felt that danger was lurking behind the door. That's when I saw a small bomb in the food in one of the dining tables. I picked up, fused with my lighter, and placed in the door. After 10 seconds, it finally exploded. I was free to go wherever I want. I tried calling him to come back, but he still didn't answer. I filled up my car with my backup gas supply that I stored in the trunk. I waited for him to go back to my car with me, it was now 7:00 pm. That's when I saw a tall figure coming from the door with a baesball bat. I drove away as fast as I could. I managed to escaped to my house. Jack never came back at all...Two days later, I received a newspaper with the most disturbing headline of all, it said:"2 boys went to a abandoned Peppino's Pizza restaurant in the far side of /v/. One manged to get away, with the other one nowhere in sight. Charle's Office are still trying to locate the man, but they never found proof. Then they mysteriously disappeared by entering a cum covered door."What was behind that door? How did they all went missing? I hope someone would this mystery anytime soon... And who is the strange figure? (2/2)
>>697390771>enters>destroys 4 Nintendo picks>leavesMy FUARKING hero!
>>697390771Wouldn't it be funny if we forgot to nominate him in 26?
>>697390924BASED
shadow is a /co/ pickonly tourists vote for him
>>697390924The way this happened is actually SO FUCKING FUNNY
I, Doctor SISSYman, JOBBER of the Tournaments humbly kneel to:Batter-sama, King of /v/ 2021 and my master.Grimm-sama, King of /v/ 2023 and other master.Madotsuki-sama, former wife, now a queen who I shall never become stronger than.Geralt-sama, who Jetstream Sam warned me about.A FUCKING TREE-sama, who humiliated me in my first round.Dante-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard twice in a row.AM-sama, whose hour-long speeches broke me and my daughter.Bowser-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Fury form.Metal Sonic-sama, who carried my army and made sure I was not HUMILIATED immediately.Bowser Junior-sama, for destroying my creations and claiming my daughter for himself.Kamek-sama, whose magic I am scared of because it BROKE the tech I worked hard on.Shadow-sama, whose coming victory will forever seal my fate as JOBman
>>697388724Mokou doesn't get in because she's an ugly earthling, if 2huposters campaigned, her natural beauty would easily make her win.
>>697390924>MWLwhat doe s that mean
>>697391326campaigned kaguya instead*sorry i skipped human language classes
Maya? KWAByaPhoenix? KWABenix
>>697391326
>>697391552Quote? BRAPuote
>>697389191>Did you vote for Shadow yet?no, my teacher says I can't until she can get me started on puberty blockers first.
>>697389131Either way, it would be a weird couple
>>697391581
>>697391970Denton fuels Madotsuki's weird drug trips with his glowie money and secret contacts
>>697391959I'm changing my vote after seeing this
note to self, actually get to playing deus ex at some point, its been in my backlog for too long
>>697392201You're making a good decision.
I am, I am all of me (I am)I am, I am all of me (I am)I am, I am all of me (I am)I am, I am all of me (here we go! Here we go!) (I am)I am, I am all of me (here we go!)I am, I am all of me!
>>697389547Atmospheric kino
>meanwhile at peppino's pizza.
>>697392381doomguy will save him
>>697390207My PLAYROBOTBOY
>>697392381Peppino could destoy him
>>697392293Despite the rivalry we got going on for the tournament, It would be a shame if I didn't play deus ex at least once in my life. Any tips for a newfag before diving in?
>>697391970Shadow likes little girls
>>697392434pick the gep gun in your first choicedon't invest in swimming
>>697390771He's a funny guy.I changed history by creating Sameralds didn't I?
Wait, you guys actually... unironically like Shadow the EDGEhog? I've been voting for him just as a joke
>>697391970Mado would remind Shadow of Maria, but on the days where she was too sick to do anything
>>697390863>>697390915I shat brix
UNF
>>697392643It's just 1 femoid samefagging
Guys. What's the answer this time?
>>697392381KEK
>>697392538Thanks for the tips.
>>697392738blacked
If I didn't have work today I'd be drawing so much Shadow. You DentonNEETs win. Enjoy your hollow victory.
>>697392571a typo and a single edit created almost half of the content of this year's king
>>697392643Look at this image and say it isn't the coolest shit ever made and ill call you a lying faggot
>>697391312I would also like to kneel to Quote-sama, who- AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>697390863You missed one Zack
>>697392785>he works on a sundayNot very christian of you.
>>697389146pizza delivery >>697356379
>>697392847Yeah, he needs to be at church
>>6973925712024 may have not been Sam's year, but he is the highlight of it.
>>697392731>People where literally complaining that Shadow was getting TOO MUCH oc yesterday>but its just a single same-fagging foid according to you
>>697392381Someone vocaroo it.
>>697392868Noise likes to watch...
>>697392868This tournament needs a hero
>>697389547Next OP
>>697393047seconding.
>>697392434- actually play the tutorial (training) mission until you understand the stealth mechanics for enemy FOV, shadow/crouching visibility, and noise/hearing radius- start a Normal difficulty game. first-level pistol mooks can one-shot you on Hard/Realistic- don't be afraid to experiment and save-scum on the first level as you figure things out- take one training level in lockpicks/electronics: they're cheap in XP and each reduce consumable tool use by 2.5x over base!- take the GEP gun. you can get the tranq bow and rifle off enemies in the first level, and another GEP won't show up for multiple levels. you can snipe bots at long distance with the lock-on even with no training levels- do all optional objectives and explore everywhere you think it's at all possible to get to. XP bonuses and meaningful loot like weapon upgrade mods will roll in quickly.
>>697392643Friends don't let friends get into Sega mascots.
>>697392434ignore every post that replid before me and go in blind for genuine fun
>>697392643Shadow has his appeal. Quality of specific games aside, his main criticism always was that all the self-indulgent grittiness surrounding the character feels ridiculous and out-of-place in the world of Sonic, but if you accept that it does have a place in it, he becomes much more palatable, simply a dark edgy angsty antihero character with a lot of flair that represents that corner of the Sonic world. A lot of his criticism probably came off the coattails of the 90s kids who grew up with the original games and cartoons that were never as outright edgy and so a black Sonic with gun felt really alien to that culture. But way more time has passed since then and Shadow became an ingrained part of the Sonic culture. The only ones still mad about his existence nowadays are either the turbo oldfags who never moved on from their childhood or outsiders who never cared much for the Sonic franchise in the first place.
>>697392868why must you tarnish this poor man's reputation farthercould you at least draw some quote x red hood art WITHOUT gasfaggotry before the tournament ends?
>>697392434Ignore every post that replied after me and go in using a guide on gamefaqs or something
>>697389146Barred elite 8 in spore :D
>>697393245This man has a finnish gf and is planning to have a kid btw
shadow is gayhe should lose
>"N-OOOO YOU CANT HAVE SERIOUS STORIES WITH A CARTOON HEDGEHOG! NOOOOO!"Anyone who says this demonstrates a serious lack of awareness of children's literature and storytelling throughout history. Asserting that putting mature themes in a children's story is wrong or misguided is basically at odds with most storytelling throughout human culture in almost any other time period and is probably the perspective of a sanitized person brought up on junk television and media, or whatever their excuse might be, ignorant of culture.>"B-but Maria dies, that's so edgy!!"Uh-huh. And? That’s bad because….cartoon game characters are escapist fantasy stories that shouldn’t deal with anything beyond the most basic power struggles? Again, totally unlike fairy tales throughout history over thousands of years where animals and children were killed or murdered or eaten etc etc, right? But video game characters must be pure because, why, exactly?Sonic Adventure 2 and Satam are far more thematically and tonally similar to a traditional children's story than what passes for kids entertainment in mass media today.Essentially there's no fucking way that these people would ever appreciate or recommend to a child Hans Christian Andersen, Liaozhai zhiyi, Brothers Grimm, Ozaki's "Japanese Fairy Tales", and so on. They admire a sanitized, simplistic world and consider the introduction of any supposedly "mature" themes a tonal intrusion. What they don't recognize is that this position is genuinely a 20th/21st-century sheltered-kid puritanical position that goes against the entire history of children's storytelling. Their criticism of Sonic Adventure 2 is focused solely on the fact that depression and grief has no place in a cartoonish world, but when cute animals dealt with these things in stories all over the world for centuries, I have to wonder how many other works in how many other cultures would be considered to be shit by their standards.
>>697393329As the author of >>697393178I do actually largely sympathize with this, but DX fans can forget how hard a filter LI is for some people.
>>697393469SCHOLARdow........
>>697393365
>>697393460I know women love men with legacy but fuck. I really have to wonder how much flutter is "in" on yknow? the faggots holding Chris need to stop withholding so much info already
>>697392738>>697392782Seriously though, what's the answer?
>>697393469If Shadow wins, will you stop making autistic ass threads regurgitating one of your 5 pastas?
>>697393343>simply a dark edgy angsty antihero character with a lot of flair that represents that corner of the Sonic worldHonestly i think they've been moving on from this angle and making shadow more of a "Serious counterpart" to sonic rather than "Dark Sonic" lately. Kind of like modern Goku/Bejita if you actually think about it, ironicallyThe biggest offender in that regard has been that one last show where sonic goes through different realities and he is pretty much the voice of reason in all their interaction while sonic is being a genuine tard.
wouldn't it be funny if I had sex with the queen of barred?
>>697393469tldrSnoynic is for literal toddlers.
>>697393712It would be even funnier if you recorded and posted it here, haha.
>>697393671Counting that show is like counting Sonic Boom anon
>>697393712Yes, "Dazai", it would be hilarious if you shot your "Load" at her, hehe...
>>697393768Sonic boom was pretty fun though, save for some majorly offensive animation fuck ups like that one "Soup is cold" scene.
>>697393460That gf?All me btw
>>697393636>>697393724>One minute aparthmmm...how interesting
>>697393904You'll die a sexless crazy cat lady btw.
Hmmm... I will vote Denton.
>>697393963he's male
>>697393963I will never be a woman. Take your deranged tranny fantasies somewhere else
>>697394005>Shadowroasties >malesGood one.
>>697393460imagine if after that birth he'd unironically did a 180 and started traditionalmalemaxxing due to no longer being a rapist incel.
>>697394000>tripsAIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>697394000>hmmm...i will vote De- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHADOW I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE STOP HURTING ME!!!Nazo......
>>697394000CHADzo-sama.... I KNEEL.
>>697394064Does he still identify as a tranny?
Bracket
>>697394147>>697394064i never followed on any info on him and the entire motherly fiasco was shoved into my face everywhere the day it happened (And also actually was my first exposure to that retard), but detransitions do happen quite more often than They/Them would like you to admit.
>>697394041>Those who love shadow are girls>If shadow wins it would imply the tournament is full of girlsWouldn't be funny if this just proves that there are only females in the internet?
>Sam and Raiden didn't meet in finalsWould've been much more Kino than whatever the Shitdow storyline is desu.
>>697394329QUICK ANONS! POST YOUR COCK NEXT TO YOUR MAIN TO PROVE YOURE NOT A GIRL!!!
>>697393904I voted for Shadow but this is a known pasta by a fag who keeps making the same threads complaining about sanitized children's media over and over again. He always talks about Shadow and the old fairy tales and never brings up any other examples. He has a few thread templates, you've seen them if you've been here or on /co/ long enough.https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%22N-OOOO%20YOU%20CANT%20HAVE%20SERIOUS%20STORIES%20WITH%20A%20CARTOON%20HEDGEHOG%21%20NOOOOO%21%22/end/2023-12-15/
>>697394329Two past hosts turned out to be women(female), so it is more likely than you'd think
I love Latinas.
>>697394329>He completely forgot about the massive shadow gay followingOhyes! The vaccine is working!
Vote for Love Lab Boy!
I love Blond Little Lolis
>>697393178Also noted, thanks for the tips JCbros.
>>697394459FVARK
>>697394460>Shadow>Gay followingAren't you forgetting somebody?
How old even is Shadow
>>697394459>Doesn't even fucking work because Sam didn't disengage the biometric lock and the green fragment thought it would be funny to keep it locked after Shadow wins the swordWouldn't that be silly, Shadow?
>>697394453Latino aren't even a thinkIts mental illness that wasps used to justified not being the same as Pablo or Mario
I Have No Votes And I Must Job
>>697394584Too old
>>697394665Calypso...
>>697394394If we ever actually get a same franchise finals, that tournament will probably be shit, full of circlejerking over one specific franchise, and not well-liked in hindsight.
I'm in love with Sonic. Don't tell him that.
>>697394665That's not how the wordplay works
If you cosplay as me, you'll get mentally ill girlfriends.
>>69739458416 Biologically, 50 Chronologically due to being sealed. (51? 52? its not known how long exactly he lived on the ark or if he ever lived there, but your not ready for that, but it wasn't that long)
Samuel, tell me, what finals result would be the most amusing
Mico here! Mico hope Anon vote for Mico's new friend, Love Lab Boy in Bottom 128! And Mico for 3rd!Mico post links below:https://forms.gle/bYdMh73bTFEqSqTP9https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0
>>697394801No one wins, russia drops the nukes because "lol fuck you"
>>697394789M-M-M-MENTALY ILL SHADOW-SISTER GF? *Jaw hits the floor and drool starts spilling out like a waterfall*L O N D O NONDON
>>697394801>Shadow loses>/sthg/ starts a nuclear meltdown>not a thread one, they actually go and sabotage a reactor or several out of sheer autism and seetheI think that would be pretty realistic
>>697394589Wouldn't it be funny if, after losing, Sam split into 98 new Sameralds, and the first Samerald went to the first person to get the first digit to my post, and then the second went to the first person to get the second digit to my post, after the first person claimed their gemerald, and so on, until all 9 sameralds had an owner, and Shadow had to go on a quest to collect each of them, while ignoring JC denton entirely? That would be pretty funny.
>>697394801Shadow for the pure memes.
>>697394974Wouldn't it be funny if I meant to type 9 after correcting it from 8, but I accidentally ended up creating 98 new emeralds which we now have to distribute among 98 characters? that would be pretty tedious.
>>697394897Cory Beck....
>>697392868MY FUARKING HERO
Qualifiers Round:https://forms.gle/4oLFNpjuFGR79Dav7Ending on Monday at 7pm est
>>697394974>>697395057>98 sameraldsi know the guy for the job!
whats the password
>>697395191Oral Cumshot
All Hail CHADOW, heroes rise againObliterating everything that's notYour friend nothin' can stop you nowNo ghost to bring you downWhen there's nothing left to lose, you win!(Bow your heads low, All Hail CHADOWBow your heads low, All Hail CHADOW)
>>697394832>V-vote for Malla->*chomp* quack.>AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR MY LORD MALLARD-SAMA, PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM OR HE'LL EAT ME ALIVE
>>697395057>>697394974>89 of those are A DUD?!?Sounds very fKINO
>>697395212yeah that fits
>>697389146Reposting for any burgers who were asleep when it was made, one last barred YT shitpost for Dazai as a sendoff.>>697393429Very nice, loved all the spore stuff.
when I had a "going into games" machine this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into sonicadventure two A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle maria during at the cutscenes. one of the great things about fondling video game characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did , they didn't model any showers on the spaceship shadow ark..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt maria up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
JC's game is amazing, but what about Shadow?What is his BEST game? And can i play it with keyboard+mouse without going insane
I see no, feel no penisBlack hedgehog has no ballsHe loses all the racesAnd on the floor he crawlsPathetic evilWeak useless heroHe is gay, He is gay, He isHe... He... He... He is!Here we go, cuckyHere we go, cuckyHere we goHere we go, cuckyHere we go
>>697395350people are saying new generations is pretty goodi think there was also an official SA2 port on steami think the rest of his games are usually considered garbage, Including Shadow the Hedgehog, and that one is locked to old consoles.
>>697395350Shadow the Hedgehog's a meme fest for how bad it is. Just like some movies when they're so bad than they become kino.
>>697395350Shadow Generations has the tightest gameplay in any sonic game ever released. Sonic Adventure 2 has a steam port but you have to give that game the bethesda treatment because its a broken port.
>>697389146Mep
>>697394974>>697395057That would be funny.now check em'.
>>697394942>>697394801I will make one amusing gif about this
>>697392868Thank you, I love it
>>697395057>collectathonbanjoGODS... IT'S OUR TIME
>>697391970Why are the Queens of /v always literley who's?The only Normal one was Samus
>>697394882Jacket...
>>697394974>>697395057>>697395130Good news he found 89 sameralds!They were camping on a candy store for some reason.
>>697394041I am male and I love him
>>697395886my hero did it
>>697395886I wanna eat one...
>>697395595Damn d4 and d5 make NO sense connected
>>697395595>the absolute stateAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DRAWFAGS, SAVE US!!!!
I just imagined JC in a Bazz outfit and now I can't get this cursed image out of my head.
>>6973958869 and i steal all of them
>>697395595>>697396041Wait im retarded d4 and e4
>>697393365>>697389146
>>697396164K E K
>>697393365WHATHAVEYOUDONE
>>697395595MapAnon... we failed you...
>>697395595I'd help, but I have to study...
Go Shadow!
>>697396164OH GOD SOMEONE STOP THEM THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE ALL OF MARVEL, SPIDEY DO SOMTHINGbrapfaggotry aside, i've enjoyed your drawings this year, keep doing what you're doing you degenerate you
>>697396164both lose to CJ since he's somehow less fat but more hungrier
>>697393365>cave story is twenty years old>does not impregnate>curly so baby crazy she is on her 12st childwhy was quote gay
>>697389131>google formsThe fucking state of /v/, unbelievable
>>697390224>>697390662
>>697396791newfag
>>697396750>curly so baby crazy she is on her 12st child>and all of them are mimigas
>>697396912Been here since 2016 you retard
>>697397073bait used to be believable
Who would Battler vote for?
>>697397073That makes you a newfag.t. 2012 newfag
>>697390224Nominating Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog
nominating Slowpoke from Pokemon series
>>697397180Me, the player
>just went and jogged in the 5 celsius nightWill pick up my pen for denton after this
>>697397203he's me
>codec ringsIt's Raiden, I'm still here in Garyland, but no sign of Gary. Kageaki and Nyarlathotep are supposed to be here too, but I haven't seen their ugly mugs yet either. These tunnels feel endless but I'll make sure the Profane Sabbath is stopped before the round is over. Charles, Faust, whoever, how are things back at the office? No cultist invasion or anything?
>>697389131Nominating Koishi from Touhou Project
>>697394801>>697394942https://voca.ro/12riDJ3SRfHw
>>697397390KEK
>>697397390baste
>>697397379There's an Project Shadow from the Space Colony is at large in the area. I heard he works with Black Doom and his bulls. I'll take care of them.
>>697397379THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, RAIDENTHE BULLET COST IS GOING TO BE SO HIGH
>>697397390Sorry, i couldn't help myself.
According to my calculations, the Profane Sabbath is almost complete. Keep distracting Raiden for a little more, Gary. He still does not suspect me. The witching hour is the most opportune time to start.But keep in mind that the power of the ritual will be reduced as opposed to the actual Walpurgisnacht. We will have to use more human sacrifices to make up for that. Hope you have a plan.
>>697397390KekLiterally the best campaign of the tournament
>>697397390>>697397659>Samerald's only allegiance is only to something extremely funny
>>697397672GODDAMNIT FAUST, WE TRUSTED YOUFUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR SABBATH
One choice, one winnnerKing of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 7) https://forms.gle/nhcYgjtXhwAhg6n88Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>>>/trash/Go back.
>>697397659>FATSETWouldn't it be funny if Fed Hood got her hands on the Sameralds?
>>697397379<Tick Tick Tock Tick Tock>>The Profane Sabbath is happening soon, Raiden. Even if Resetti managed to stop Miller from acquiring the Monster Lord as a part of his schemes, it would be in your best interest to halt what remains of the ritual.<Tick Tock Tock Tick>>It is unnecessary for him to know that information, Dante. Your safety is our primary concern.<TICK TICK TICK TICK>>All right, I will inform him. Raiden, the Manager also wants you to know that Miller has laid a trap for you in one of the upcoming rooms. One of our team members had the misfortune of encountering it.
>>697397390KEKAROOS, Faster!
...
>>697396164Kino
>>697398170...
hey DRAWFAG how's at art coming along?
>>697397914Mephisto? Call in Bazz to get rid of Isaac. We can't have leave any witnesses, not while Raiden is still clueless. The ritual must not be interrupted.
>>697398246dat*
>>697398194
>>697398246I'm not drawing anything, the tournament took too much of my time and now my work piled up, if i get a break I'll quickly doodle jc and shadow
>>697398369
>>697398246I had a fever last night and couldn't get it done. Almost done with it though
>>697398513>>697398369...
>Shadow wins 2024>/tnt/ goes on a huge rant regarding furfaggotry, FOTMshit and Eggman's decreasing chances of winning 2025 for months>Come Queen 2025, it will be a shitshow. Not because the tournament is bad - it will in fact be good with nice matchups and interesting OC opportunities - but because people will talk more about Eggman and King>Come King 2025>Scout's schizo campaign will tank on round 1 because everyone will just tell the "HOHOHOHO" poster to shut up and spitevote him out of "being an annoying spammer">Snake will become fourth place somehow>John Ward will be met with his worst year yet. His movie getting him branded as FOTMshit and considered a dishonest participant. A complete 80% - 20% defeat on round 1 with a good ton of BSfags sarcastically thanking him for the votes in 2023.>Silent picks will rule the Elite Eight due to having very easy brackets, with most OC-filled campaigners going up against each other on round 1.>Eggman reaches the finals and finally gets the crown, but not a single person cheers because of a series winning two tournaments back to back, making the victory extremely hollow and with many future discussions regarding Eggman as the most boring king they ever hadNow wouldn't that be...funny?
>>697398635Sam, stop babbling, it's time for your medication
>>697398635It would, but I also think it would be funny if I just spitevoted Eggman
>>697398635that's pretty despairful
>>697398635That would be pretty SERIOUS, Sam.
>>697398635RUIN HAS COME TO OUR TOURNAMENT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE AM DRAWFAG
>>697397379Raiden, wouldn't it be funny if we went to See's Candies?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PEPPINO DRAWFAG
>>697392571You did, thank you for it
>>697398860gone reduced to atoms
WHERE THE FUCK IS BATTLER
>>697398860He overslept again.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>697398635I will start spamming "HOHOHOHO" next year just for shit and giggles
>>697392824fucking kek
>>697393429Good but those white bars kinda ruin the pic
>>697398635>Scout, Snake, John Ward, EggmanWhere are Demifiend and Rayman? Are they safe? Are they alright?
>>697398946/comfy/
>>697393429the true E8
>>697397602Good luck up there, JC, and godspeed.>>697397635Shit, that's not good. Make sure none of them manage to get into the office and see if we can write off the cost afterwards without the Head knowing.>>697397672>>697398006What the hell, there's two Fausts?! Is this because of a singularity or something? At least I can thank the Manager there for that tip.>>697398885Not now, Sam, we can go after I've got Gary's head off his shoulders.
>>697392571>>697392790thank you to the two anons who brought this madness onto king, easily one of the funniest and actually kino campaigns even if he didn't win
>>697399049It seems, in your anger... you spited them...
GARY: Grip my coat and hold on tight!Here is such a central heightWhere one sees, and it amazes,In the mountain, Mammon’s blazes. FAUST: How queer glimmers a dawnlike sheen Faintly beneath this precipice, And plays into the dark ravine Of the near bottomless abyss. Here mists arise, there vapors spread, And here it gleams deep in the mountain, Then creeps along, a tender thread, And gushes up, a glistening fountain. Here it is winding in a tangle, With myriad veins the gorges blaze, And here in this congested angle A single stream shines through the haze. There sparks are flying at our right, As plentiful as golden sand. But look! In its entire height The rock becomes a firebrand. GARY:Sir Mammon never spares the light To hold the feast in proper fashion.How lucky that you saw this sightI hear the guests approach in wanton passion.
I will force my fetish in next year's queen /v/, but only if a character I like gets nominated.
>>697399234https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s?si=6WONItB4BaytZ6mD
>>697399304What is it anon
>>697397241 >>697389146Nice try, Denton. You can hide in the shadows, but I own them. Come out and face me, coward.
>>697399375MASSIVE ENTER
>>697399049Demifiend will gracefully enter the Next 128 tournament as participant #130Rayman will be nominated with 5 minutes remaining on the clock because a single anon noticed everyone forgot to nominate him. The thread will archive itself with only nine replies to Rayman's belt and he won't even get to qualifiers.
>>697399107YOU FOOL! I HAVE RIGGED THESE TUNNELS WITH A PLETHORA OF SECRETS, IF YOU TOUCH THEM THEY WILL REVEAL ROWS UPON ROWS OF HITSCAN CHAINGUNNERS AND REVENANTS, COURTESY OF ME, JOHN ROMERO
wouldn't it be funny if Shadow won with the power of friendship despite killing all his opponents?
In next year's Queen, you will turn into your nominee, but ONLY if you made the most OC about them, AND they make it to Top 16.
>>697398978>SLEEP LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO BE TIRED EVER *YAWN* EVER SINCE I BEGAN TO *SNORE*
>>697399375I know your Robotnic killphrase.Black Creature
>>697399595ah crap forgot the image, wouldn't it be funny if this still happened without the image?
>>697399107<Tick-eth Tick-eth Tick-eth>>Good Hunter, doth the knight before us ring familiar in thine thoughts? He looks upon us as old friends, and yet my memory of him is void.<Tick-eth Tock-eth>>Ah, so this is a consequence of thine miracle working? Truly, thou art a formidable Hunter. I shall let the knight know of the Profane Sabbath, that villainous ritual, and we shall be on our way.
>>697399361I'm obsessed with breasts to an unhealthy degree.
>>697399725there's a reasonable chance you could make it work as long as it's funny
>>697399725Sorry, /v/ is a lolicon board
>>697399725That doesn't really seem like a fetish. Thats being normal
>>697399725Battler...
>>697399725I will spitevote every B+ cup nominee
>>697399725That's hardly a fetish
>>697399843DAMAGECONTROLshley...
So are we finally admiting Sam had a better campaign than Wario?
I love little boys, they are so cute when you retract their foreskin for the first time
>So are we finally admiting Sam had a better campaign thanYes.
>>697399992EggKEK...
So, is anyone planning on making a results image for King?I just want to make sure, since I figured that since I did the one for Queen this year I might as well make the one for King too
>>697399992Maria...
>>697399992Back off. Those cute shota cocks are mine.
I love Alice. Alice is so cute when you get gangraped by a hoard of Alices.
>>697399992>92
>>697399992Sinclair is so lucky
>>697389146delivery for >>697384502VOTE FOR JC DENTON
>>697399992>Sancho fagI fuck your father every night
with this 4, we are all turned into rapeable shotas
>>697400189KINO
>>697400189Based
>>697395595B3 please
>>697400110Thats the best part, there are so many you can't help them all by yourself
>>697400210With this 5 only Shadow is
>>697400189MY FUCKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESStill voting for Shadow
>>697400189based
>>697400209And day.
>>697400268with this 7, just me
>>697400189JACKPOT!!
>>697399259Damn it, she really was the traitor! I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but it'll have to be done. Outis! Beat the ever-loving crap out of Faust, and I'll buy you any drink you want for an entire year.>>697399561Oh fuck you! Give me a break already. Fine, I'll go through hitscan hell if it means stopping this stupid ritual!>>697399684Wh-What?! Were they never real to begin with? No! Gary killed Dante, didn't he? What is even happening?
This 5 will give JC the win
Which character is the most BAD ASS?
>>697400209>>697399992Both of you are disgraces.
Alright, Samerald, how should bring the ruin to the tournament in the most amusing way?
>>697400189Good, but need a background to reach perfection.Already voting for JC either way.
>>697400473Dulcinea fat blood bags...
>>697400507>>697400189make them shoot the Icon of Sissies
Does JC ever pilot a plane in his game? I'm unfamiliar with the character and I want to know for a picture I'm drawing.
>>697400473She fucked her grand grand grand son btw
And the award for the biggest joke of this tournament goes to...
>>697400704my god, she's a shotacon too...
>>697400687he caused 9/11
>>697389146
>>697400752NIGGERTHAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO DRAW
>>697400470STOP GHOSTING THE RETURNS TEAM YOU FAGGOT
>>697400404Didn't I warn you? Were the glasses not enough of a red flag? The spider ID? Her involvement in the Walpurgisnacht satanic ritual? Her dalliance with fucking Mephistopheles?I just hope we're not too late.
what are those nerds even talking about man?
>>697400404>You no longer hear it, right? That incessant ticking. The meaningless chatter of unnecessary add-ons. I had no need for it. So I removed all of it. For a cleaner, purer world.>He's mine now, Raiden. Not Dante, but [ыfдbцЦfд].>Be wary of the one who calls herself "Nobody", Raiden. Miller offered her a way home.
>>697400752He causes 9/11... but only in the timelines where shadow doesn't get to it first
>>697399617 >>697389146Killswitch? Cute name for a coward's button. Too bad you can't hit reset on what's coming, Denton.
>>697400730Nominees are>Battler, for going from tournament-defining meme to silent whatever>Nyarlathotep, for being a former E8 who choked in Round 1 to fucking Steve>Banjo, for STILL being incapable of getting a win (especially when his Queen equivalent, Monika, finally got one)>HUNK, for stumbling and falling after pretty huge hype>Grand Dad, for being the biggest Literal Who and Literal Why this year>??? (someone I forgot)
>>697400758nice
>>697400502Wouldn't it be funny if the margin was small enough that some off site tampering could have swung it? And then someone posts proof of it during the afterparty?
>>697400530The SAVIORS of La Manchaland.
Isn't it kind of funny that Shadow, a character known for his out-of-place, edgy association with guns as a cartoon animal, is fighting one of the premier First Person Shooter characters?
>>697401134Wouldn't it be even funnier if the site tampering was an off-shoot of the altchan /tnt/'s on
>>697401065And the winner isssssssss...
I remember when someone started playing Black Souls after Grimm won and proceeded to do every possible action to gain sin points right off the bat.I wonder how SINNERanon is doing.
>>697401286My HERO!
>>697401065>Nyarlydied in the crash when he piloted a jet liner into King tower
>>697389343my HERO dazai
>>697401342SINNER
>>697400470love lab boy, fuck yeah
Alright boys say hello to my newest member of the Chao Garden, Jetstream.
what the fuck even is going on in the bottom tournament?
>>697401490What animal parts are you gonna give him, Anon?
I just woke up.Did Quote win?
>>697401490TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the chaos garden (it's actually not too bad)
Who are CHUDowfags gonna blame when their main inevitably loses?
>>697401534his cock in my mouth? yes
>>697401524I don't know yet, desu, I think maybe some tiger claws and the penguin eyebrows.
>>697401595Sam.
THE 98 SAMERALDS STATUS:https://pastejustit.com/hbtiejh71h
>>697401263NOT SO FAST BEJITA
>>697401595Me
>>697400758Sweet
>>697401534our hearts...
>>697401134How close enough we talking about. Niggerman Cortex situation or bigger?
>>697401595Im gonna be a good sport and congratulate JCbros for winning. As much as I want Shadow to win, I wouldn't be mad if JC won. Deus Ex is a well regarded classic for a reason.
>>697401676AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUICK DOC SAVE ME
>>697401286My favorite part of the SINNERanon arc was when he revealed he was phoneposting solely so he can play Black Souls on the toilet
>>697401653AYO DAS MINE
>>697400970we will keep kinoing to the end Shadowbros
>>697400404Oh cyborg, did you never question yourself as to why i let Dante's secretary escape to begin with? She was an agent of the UNSPEAKABLE this entire time, and you didn't even realize it.
>>697401065>Nyarlathotep, for being a former E8 who choked in Round 1 to fucking SteveSeriously, how the fuck did this happen? Nyarly was 2021's equivalent to Sam, people were shitposting about him long after he went out. Did people really only care about him because "HUEHUEHUHUE HITLER"? Did nightSHIT'S fuckup in 2023 really cost him his entire tourney presence?
>Deus Ex ended up being correct on a lot of things about the future>but we never got cool cybernecticsWhy must reality be so gay
>>697401653roll
>>697401653does anyone have that site that generals use that's like a pastebin you can update?
>>697401804You know what else someone didn't realize? You didn't realize that I'm right behind you and that I'll tear your head off and shit down your neck.
>>697401848>Did people really only care about him because "HUEHUEHUHUE HITLER"?Yes. Duh.
>>697401848>Did people really only care about him because "HUEHUEHUHUE HITLER"?In the case of the silent majority, YES.
>>697401653>SAMERALD 46: SAMALLARDSHOW ME A GOOD TIME, QUACK
>>697401878Rentry
I am Shadow the hedgehog, a multimedia star, the second most popular character in one of the most recognizable franchises of all time. I am so popular that this year is MY year, so cool that women go insane over me and want to marry me. I have several ballads in my honor, I am the ultimate lifeform. This is who I am.Who are you? Does anyone even remember you or your game? Take your damn 2nd place and be happy you even get to bask in my glory.
>>697401848Yes.
>>697400189Who or what are they shooting?
>>697401653rolling for 30
Regardless of who you're voting for 1st place, I think we can all agree that Jetstream Sam deserves 3rd place.So I think it would be funny if he got fourth place instead.
>>697401848>Did people really only care about him because "HUEHUEHUHUE HITLER"?Yes>Did nightSHIT'S fuckup in 2023 really cost him his entire tourney presence?Implying it was a fuck-upWorthless jobber can't even win in a Bottom tournament
>>697395595Claiming A3.
>>697401653>Ghost tricks the sameraldLets see what i have
>>697402040my hero
>>697402020>goddess of wisdom and her PROPHETstream samthat is pretty funny
>>697401653>has dubs sameraldsYou buffoon
>>697401653>>697401980https://rentry.co/SAMERALDSthe hunt begins
GRAHAHAHA DIS IS BOWSER 'EREACTUALLY I WAS HOPING THAT YOU'D PASS MY EVIL TEST EGGMAN, NOW I CAN MAKE YOU SIT OUT MY MOST EVILEST TOURNAMENT, GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAI JUST SET THIS EVIL TRAP UP, THIS EVIL TEST, TO TRAP YOU EGGMAN, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO GET ELITE EIGHT LAST YEAR REALLY, I WAS JUST MAKING WAY FOR SHADOW TO WIN FIRST, GRAHAHAHAHAHASO EGGMAN, I WILL DESTROY YOU NEXT YEAR, BUT YOU HAVE SHOWED THAT YOU ARE WORTHY ANYWAY. SO EGGMAN, YOU THINK YOU ARE ACTUALLY WORTHY ENOUGH TO BEAT ME? I'M BOWSER, I'M MUCH OF A BETTER LEGEND THAN YOU
Hex Maniac is for short thick Italian cock
>>697401653Gimme one to kill this fat fuck >>697401676
>>697402103you weren't meant to roll for them but i should've expected people to reply like this.
>>697401990Promo's good
Leaked picture after Denton wins
>>697402113
>>697401653I still miss my green one but this'll have to do
>>697401595I'm gonna play deus ex for the first timeThough I plan on doing that either way
>Gary>Faust>Ancestor>NyarlathotepAll jobbers btw
>>697401653I actually meant that 89 of them were duds and only the first 9 would be ral but i must admit its very funny
>>697401653Ok>>697402209Foolish.
>>697395292dazaifag i have to ask did you mod smt v or something so his lore showed the barred version you typed up
>>697402123>JOBowserCHADow will win this on his own
>>697401653ILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF SHITPOST CONTROL!!
>>697400850She kept providing me useful information, she seemed trustworthy! Damn it! Take whatever equipment you want from the office, just make sure she's stopped!>>697400956You killed the Manager?! You really are an evil bitch! And what do you mean by "a way home?" Am I the only one still in the dark on everything?>>697401804God damn it! I didn't think that thing's influence spread that far. That's it, Gary, I'm almost there. I made it to the Nowhere Forest, and I'm close to you. I can feel it.
>>697402306>Mary the Punching BagDon't mind if I do
>>697401653I'll claim one Samerald in the name of the PAYDAY gang
>>697389191Hell yeah.
>>697401718Wouldn't it be funny if it was the last two digits of my post?
What about the Samcoals?
>>697402403Now this is Hilarious
>>697402265what the hell is this?
>>697402403>three votesoh shoot?!
>>697402471thats just the fake green one sam fought wario with that broke by the time of Shadow
>>697400758great work!
>>697402403>three votesThat would be funny!
>>697402382You've managed to get past the hitscan chaingunners and revenants? Amusing, but your efforts end here cyborg.Answer me this question, do you know how to make a portal to Hell?
>>697401653give it to me doc
Is there a hidden 92th Sameralds?
>>697402382>And what do you mean by "a way home?"Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>697402385Fragment of King Boobies? Fine, i'll take it
>>697402707>strokesdamn rip
>>697402354No, it was just a trick of layers and multiple of the same screenshots overlayed together so I could add the correct text and remove what it came with. In the video I just had my textbox layered over the real one. If you go frame by frame, you can notice it, but when in quick motion it looks like it's the real one instead.
>>697400758this is sick as hell
>>697389146This is sort of a Barred afterparty thing, I'm kinda not completely satisfied with how it came out like but I think it is good enough.https://files.catbox.moe/nnqsa8.mp4
>>697402382Didn't you know? A homesick "Nobody" will do anything and betray anyone in order to make it back. Why else do you think she's in Hell?Heed not anyone's words, Raiden. Dante placed a lot of faith in you.We are now cutting communications. Good luck, Detective.
>>697402719Ultimate Shenron ate it
>>697401653This is way too much Samerald lore
>>697389506Sounds like kino.
>>697401653Rolling
Why is Shadow so fucking cool?
>>697402820kino...
I was filtered by the password so when the one you're voting for loses, know that it's because of me!
Who would look better with the Super Crown? Denton or Shadow?
>>697401653rollin'
>>697402873>AM enters the schizo friendship arcyawn
>>697402820really fucking cool great job
>>697401653Mico want shiny rock! Mico need 3rd place in Bottom 128!
>>697402820Kino, great stuff anon.
>>697401653I can't believe this lost.
>>697401653>SAMERALD 88: FUCK ANY OCTOLING 8 TIMES>88FUCKING GOD DAMN IT, ROLLING ANYWAY
>>697402940>INCREASES FLUFFdamn, that's gonna be one soft duck
>>697403107>07FCUK
>>697400970 >>697389146You can't outrun your fate, Denton. Bullets or not, I'm gonna make sure you regret crossing me.
>>697403141>peppino is a lawfag nowIs that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>697402976>>697401653Okay, rerolling
>>697402902How on earth did you get Filtered by the passwordI can't imagine being Filtered. Imagine being Filtered
>>697402820Kinography. I meant to put the entire fleet into the description of the final YT edit but I totally forgot their name, sorry.
>>697402985>>697402385GRRRAHHHHH GIGAMICO STEAL CLOWN MAN GEM
>>697401286isn't that how you're supposed to play the game ?
>>697401653>SAMERALD 39: BALDMERALD - REDUCES FLUFF>SAMERALD 40: MALTMERALD - INCREASES FLUFFheh
>>697403208MY FUCKING HERO CHADOW
>>697403107>>697403192>gets the strokemerald and a 92 back to backholy KWAB
>>697402820holy fucking KINO
>>697401653Sameralds? Don't mind if i do.
>>697401653>>697402113ROLLAN
>>697403301i'm glad this fucking thing lost
>>697402820this is awesome anonbarred got so much cool OC this year
Dear Shadowfags,How many people or sentient whatevers has your edgelord character actually canonically killed in any of his games?JC casually nukes the global glowie HQ then fights his way into their bunker to murder their Bill Gates/George Soros lovechild personally. And this is after killing as few or many terrorists, oligarchs forces, feds, cops, civilians, children, and pets as he feels like.Sincerely,JChads
>>697403271Think you're such a hot shit, huh? Come and get it then!
>>697403358KINO
>>697401990>Who are you?im all of me, faker
>>697403192>92
>>697403464How do I get an angle Shadow
>>697389131Are you fags finally done with the stale team/schizo shit? This match up looks kino
He tanked that btw
>>697403341>The noise stole Peppino's SameraldKINO...
>>697403141>>697403341
>>697402113Don't mind if I do
>>697403358Holy shit that's a nice Samerald, I'll gladly take it that roll.
>>697403341I can't believe baka me eyes! It's The Felonius Noise! And just what are you trying to do with Peppino's Samerald?!
>>697401653SHOW ME A GOOD TIME
>>697402619I don't know, and I don't care! As soon as this sealed door is unlocked, it's time for you to face justice!>>697402720Outis, I swear to God, if you also betray me, I'll make sure you drown in alcohol, literally!>>697402826He did, huh? At least there's one Sinner I can trust.
>>697402820>Miss CircleLMAOYou really went all out on this, good job
>>697403429Mico bring backup!
>>697403668UNF
What were the 5th-8th results for Barred?
>>697401653Fuck someone already got 65, rerolling.
>>697402878>black and redall the best characters are, edgeworth, ryuko, dante etc
>>697398635>>Scout's schizo campaign will tank on round 1 because everyone will just tell the "HOHOHOHO" >implying he will still be a schizo after a rehab at asylum
>>697403772>danteThat makes me wonder, how would Shadow and JC get along with the other kings?
I just got here
>>697402113Claiming one for me, Cheshire and Pablo
>>697403846JC would have kino interactions with Armstrong
>>697403826
>>697403826FUAARK!! THERE FAST!!!!
>>697401653Rolling for a gift for the next boy I find.
>>697403668Sometimes it waits for the one who has already walked through it.Sometimes it opens itself in the deepest darkest room, where nobody can find it.Sometimes it even appears in your dreams, waiting for you to walk through it.AND SOMETIMES...IT COMES WALKING RIGHT UP TO YOU.
>>697401653
>>697403747>Turns pain into pleasureCAN IT BE EMOTIONAL PAIN BECAUSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK
>>697402820It is confirmedBarred /v/ 2024 is the best one by far out all barreds
>>697403686The PAYDAY gang isn't nearly as small as you think. You're tackling with someone out of your league, pal!
>>697403901>>697403826kino
>>697403664FUCK YOU KIRYU, I'M THE LAW NOW!
>>697403901>semi-destroyed moonholy kino
>>697403873>>697402113>already claimedAgain
>>697402113Might as well get one
>>697403826>>697403901the shattered moon goes so fucking hard
>>697404180WAKU WAKU, guess I get something to eat! *CHOMP*
>>697403341Fucking Noise! >>697402113ROLL!
>>697403836he will but the main Scout will be the blue one
>>697401653Count me in.
>>697401653Please give me one that will get me away from Mari and Angela
>>697403826>>697403901MEMORIES UNBROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN IVE EVEN FORGOTEN WHO I AM (I AM I AM)
>>697404282>sleepy sameraldTHAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
>>697404282NO NOT AGAIN
>>697404268Which 2hu did blu scout like again?
>>697402820Barred has been an absolute treat this year. Kino in all possible metrics.
>>697404268I'm actually done with the schizo stuff, I wanna try new thing or do it normally this time and just go with the flow as tourney progress.
>>697404031Tsk! This arrognant son of a bitch dares to insult me?!I guess it's dame da time to put you in your place!D̛̝̩̙̭̭̫͎͒̀̏̍̍͞ͅA͖̹̼̥̯̽̎̐̉̿̏͆̚͘͘M̸͔͙̙̠̻͆͛́̇̈̆Ê̴̫̝͇̗͚̩͒͒̀̋̿͑͟͟͝Ḓ̟̰̭̯̤͐̎̒͂͂̌̕A̴̯̬̤̻̥̓̉̑̋̓̓͘Ń̶̥̭̯̟̼͓̖̇̐̀͛̓̿͘͟E̷̥͙̩̠̜̝̜̯̋̄̈́̍͢͠ Ḏ̶̫͎͍͍̥̣͂̂̆͂́̂͘͞Ạ͔͇͖̠̞̐̑͐͛͡͡M̢̹̹̫̘͚͊͂̏̀̊͒̿̃͜E̸͓̮̰̻̩̻̖̔̾́͒̌͝Y̵̛̮̫͈̺̞͖̾͒̇̌͌͡͡Ŏ̡͓̞̯̯̘͇̏͗̾͞
>>697402113If I don't collect one of these emeralds, I'll never win next year's tournament! Scratch, Grounder! Fetch me something useful!
>>697404256>MAY RESULT IN TEMPORARY FUSION SAMERALDSVery cool.
>>697403945What the?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>697404430EGGMAN WATCH OUT
AIEEEEEEEEE
>>697401653come on I need this
>>697401653Kihihihi~
>>697404478Yeah that's fitting for Round 1 JOBBERjo
>>697404430GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT TO REPLY AGAIN>>697404474
>>697404457But raiden a syringe wouldn't work on your cyborg body, get your shit together danke
>>697404413Marisa and unlike RED scout he got together with her
>>697404430>>697404474>>697392824K, B, CBC
>>697404543>>697404474>>697404430Life imitates art
>>697404332slacking off loland ? get back in the cage if we finish early we can watch the finals together
>>697401653Lets go
>>697404567It's an evil demon syringe.
>>697403945>>697404457RAIDENSTOP THAT NEEDLE
>>697404531Fuck, a boring one
>>697403901>>697404132Shadow is my favorite RWBY character
>>697404473Shut up you fool! With this samerald my victory next year is all but a-AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>Nyarlathotep/Fuhrer becomes a top meme character in 2021 and 2022>subsequently drops off the face of the earth>Battler becomes a top meme character in 2022 and 2023>subsequently drops off the face of the earth>Jetstream Sam becomes a top meme character in 2023 and 2024>???Enjoy Samposting while you can, guys.
>>697404332>SAMERALD 32: HE BOWTIE, CAN BECOME ANY TIE {Worn by Roland. A collar is a type of tie, puppy :3 I sleep in a dog bed in real life its comfy)>I got the one literally directed towards meYou've got to be kidding me.>>697404632YOU FOUND ME?! Damn it, Torres, you weren't supposed to tell them I'm here!
>>697404429SUCK MY SALAMI, KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>697403901
>>697401653Give me one.
>>697401653GIVE ME QUOTE BUSSY
>>697404031>Peppino out next yearYep, I'm thinking it's going to be the YEAR OF THE NOISE
>>697404771the stuff in curly brackets is added after people get their samerald
>>697402820incredible, makes want to play Cataclysm but I'm a brainlet for RTS games, even more so for one like Homeworld.>>697403741>5th: Malt Marzipan>6th: Baldi Baldimore>7th: Shadow Hitler>8th: Hideo Kojima
>>697404690Ze evil demon syhringe? Zast ist nonsense. Magic is naht hreal. Raiden, I am disabling your pain inhibitors.
>>697401653A Samerald? I'll take it, sure.
>>697404474>{EGGMAN HAS BEGUN RESEARCH.}my fucking knees...
>>697401653Rolling for the UNSPEAKABLE.
>>697404771>You've got to be kidding me.it's fate
>>697401653What is this? I'll take it.
>>697401653ROLLAN
>>697404664>bald cirno
>>697404867Wisdom, huh... Yeah, I know, lolis are great.
>>697404763Hold on, if that pattern is as you say it is, then the top meme character for next year has already appeared....Quote!?
>>697404930Batter would never take one, btw. He would think it's stupid
>>697404773Want to play it the old-fashioned way?!Then, i'll have to Dame-Da-accept!First one to roll a 1 gets to keep the Samerald!
>>697405017I want one of the king to take one. Just waiting for Dante, Garland, Armstrong and Grimm now.
>>697404567>>697404690>>697404702YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME GARY!>>697404864Thanks, Doktor! It's time Gary felt the Ripper!
HOHOHO wouldn't it be funny if Eggman lost on round 1 next year even though he'll have good drawfags backing him up HOHOHO?
>>697404945>SAMERALD 45: MAGIC SAMERALD, IT'S MAGICKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>697401653Huh? What's this?
>>697401653Finally a Samerald for me
>>697401653DONT MIND IF I DO
>>697405085Fine. check em'.
>Shadow loses this tournament>But wins Playboy of /trash/ next weekIs this an acceptable compromise?
>>697405161>opens interdimensional rifts>Still jobs to a fucking snail
>>697405194Fail! Didn't expect more from you. My turn!
>>697405125THIS WORLD SHALL BE JUDGED. WORTHY WILL BE SENT TO PROMISED LAND
>>697405223No
>>697405152SAMERALD 52: THE S/V/MER/V/ALD - INABILITY TO PLAY VIDEO GAMESHonestly funny
With this 8 everyone swap their sameralds randomly
>>697404803AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heh...it's just as I thought....Shadow you are number one! Please turn Bulma into your new Maria!
>>697405271AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NO NO NO, 1 AND I TAKE IT BACK!
>>697405125>>697405275A fake hero getting Law, huh? You're really moving up in the world, Luka.
>>6974052978 and Ruin comes to everyone with a samerald
>>697401653Let's give it a try, maybe it could be useful for my plans...
>>697404816Noise's Big Break is never being made btw.
This is it, the final push, we will defeat evil and stop le epic meltdown, SHOADN, your dream...dies with you.
>>697401653Perhaps this will finally bring peace to the world.
>>697405348Not anymore. Samerald #41 is now property of YakuzaYou however..?Consider your debt Dame Da closed. You are now free to roam this Earth.
>>697405274Grimm...
>>697404763It's the nature of the tournaments that popularity rises and falls, and when it does usually for good. But out of more than a 1000 potential choices, Samposters got farther than 99% ever will. The only thing you have to ask yourself when it's all done is; was it funny?
>>697405223Tails will sweep him
>>697405385>Typhlosion now has an unlimited access to the KWABOOssyLIFEIMITATESART
5 and all Samerald are eaten by Darlene
>>697401653why not?
>>697402820>Lost in round 1 to a bullshit pick>Doesn't care, return to the finals as back up for one of the finalist>They win as a team>They achieve their well deserved recognition after being treated like shit with some great OCThis is so in-character for The Somtaaw holy shit
>>697405369>>697401653I need to find it... I need to find it again... This can't be the only one...
>>6974054541 and it will go back to Peppino.
>>697405507*cough cough*>>697402385
>>697405098That's it then. You've stood in my way for long enough cyborg, it's time you felt the full power of the UNSPEAKABLE crush you like the tin can you are.Prepare yourself for the CRAWLING CHAOS
>>697389579not bad but too many familiar picks so i dont care
>>6973958864 and i rob you blind
>>697405532neat
>>697401653If it takes to get Cascadia back from those Dogs, then i will take whatever i need to deliver Justice to the federation
>>697404930BATTER WATCH OUT
>>697405454Fucking hell. Can i at least roll the another one?
